BaNZai7'S PoLiTiCS AS UNuSuaL
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Honorable mention...Barry's Birth Certificate and Linda Green's Driver's License
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Gingrich - Palestinians Are An 'Invented' People
AIPAC Economic Warfare Targets US
Gingrich and U.S. Jewish mogul Adelson forge firm alliance
Israel to begin national drill simulating ‘dirty-bomb’ attack on Themselves
Jon jewart celebrates ‘miracle’ of GOP candidates fighting over ‘who loves Jews more’
Dual Citizenship -- Loyal to Whom?
Newt Gingrich: U.S. should consider clemency for Jonathan Pollard
Gingrich: Gov. Should Allow Terror Attacks To Remind People How Much We Need Them
Denying Palestinians Fair Access to Water
Rick Perry calls for Israel aid increase
Gingrich 'I'll Help Israel Attack Iran'Better and better.
You sure that's not a Romulan/Ferringhi mongrel?
love it.
http://www.ecomm-unity.com/group/business-humor
William,
Urgent: Need pic of North by Northwest featuring Predator drone STAT
http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-na-drone-arrest-20111211,0,324348.story
In other news, we are fucked. Until we do something about it.
Predator drone spy plane used in civilian arrests
Unmanned aircraft from an Air Force base in North Dakota help local police with surveillance, raising questions that trouble privacy advocates.So good.
...and all coming right out of the Commander in Chief's asshole. Spectacular. And it's a Full Moon to boot!
The debate results are in...we lose.
Bravo Bravo Wb7!!!!! Always so right on the truth!!!
http://www.gewehrwerks.com/
mongo like. mongo like lot.....
"Don't know...Mongo only pawn in game of life."
Jim: Uh-oh, Bart. I think Mongo here's taken a liking to you.
Mongo: Huh-huh, naw, Mongo straight.
I'm thinking Hair Fuhrer's Raindeer could fit between the Mitilators Ears.
Hair Fuhrer...That's funny ;-)
You're Jewish.
When I was in second grade, there was one Jewish kid in my class (which was very unusual for NYC). I still remember what a tortured confusion Christmas was for him.
Once when I was in band camp.....
In the Catskills...
Um no, that would be Camp Crystal lake in the Catskills.
Kevin Bacon has fond memories of it. So does Corey Feldman. Unlike his Hollywood ass rape.
Jewish American Prince and Princesses have completely assimilated into American culture:
http://www.crownheights.info/media/30/20111124-kosher%20pig.jpg
http://olivacentral.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/IMG_5820.jpg
they are all marrying Asian chicks anyways so at leat they no longer have to go out on Xmas for Chinese food.
2 problem Benzai.
Only thing you have question mark on Barry Obama is "he is jewish", why ?
I wish you had a star of David in Newt's lapel, he is a certified Zionist who loves Israel more than America. Of course, all politician have to love Joos and Israel before they get elected. Only in America.
Oddly enough Abner Mikva, a Jewish Chicago politician, who has since passed, claimed that Obama would go down in history as the US's first Jewish president.
http://www.chicagojewishnews.com/story.htm?id=252218&sid=212226
While one may question whether Barry even has a clue what or whom he is after pretending to be so many different things to so many different people, one has to wonder whether that so called slip about his Muslim faith was simply planned misdirection (it was clumsy enough to just be bad acting).
Obama Jewish? Good one.
Obama's Jewish "Irish" Grandfather
Denoting confusion
TIme Object of the Year...brilliant....
Haircut of the Year...:-)
where's Boehners stretch wig. those things are one size fits all? kinda like pantyhose for the politically challenged.
WB7 .. Titys and beer ! ... great work !
Frank Zappa's first TV appearance, The Steve Allen Show age 22 (when he was a suit-wearing geek)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8e3I0iagWXU
Ben Bernanke 2021: he can't even afford lipstick for that pig no more.
Banzai7 -- YOU ROCK!
The Parable of the Political Paraphrase
2 At noon he appeared again at the press conference, where all the people gathered around him, and he stood up to teach them.
3 The law school professors and the Keynesians brought in a candidate caught in adultery. They made him stand before the group
4 and said to him, “Teacher, this amphibian was caught in the act of adultery.
5 In journalism school, they commanded us to crucify such hypocrites. Now what do you say?”
6 They were using this question as a trap, in order to have a basis for accusing him. But he bent down and started to write on the ground with his finger.
7 When they kept on questioning him, he straightened up and said to them, “Let any one of you who is without sin be the first to throw a stone at him.”
8 Again he stooped down and wrote on the ground.
9 At this, those who heard began to go away one at a time, the older ones first, until he was the only one left, with the candidate still standing there. 10 He straightened up and asked the candidate, “Newt, where are they? Has no one condemned you?”
11 “No one, sir,” Newt said. “Then neither do I condemn you,” he declared. “Go now and leave your life of sin.” Later they sent some of the Keynesians and NeoCons to him to catch him in his words.
12 They came to him and said, “Teacher, we know that you are a man of integrity. You aren’t swayed by others, because you pay no attention to who they are; but you teach the way of God in accordance with the truth. Is it right to pay the income tax to the IRS or not? But he knew their hypocrisy. “Why are you trying to trap me?” he asked. “Bring me a Federal Reserve Debt note and let me look at it.”
13 They brought the note, and he asked them, “Whose image is this? And whose inscription?”
“Washington's,” they replied.
14 Then he said to them, “Give this toilet paper back to the FED, tell the IRS to get Flushed, and I still don't want that serial adulterer anywhere near me in Washington. God will forgive him, but I don't want to keep having to wash my hands.”
I'm gonna ask Santa Paul for a new country with honest money, free and open markets, small government, no wars, and no overseas empire.
I still believe in Santa, but it will be hard to get all of that down my chimney when the woodstove is hot.
Perfect satire
I'm all for Ron Paul. Met him in NH and was very impressed. But my money is on Hitlary!
WTF? You met Ron Paul in the flesh and yet still pledge yourself to Billary? Wasn't the agenda clear after seeing Obama/Hillary in a dead heat then they go to attend Bllderberg Metting? Suddenly Obama becomes the Messiah and then apoints her to one of the top US cabinent positions?
I think he is referring to the odds.
"Nose stuck in Jamie Dimon's Crack"
LOL!
The Rhino RNC has NO CONCEPTION of how few people will vote for either Gingrich or Romney.
If they don't get Ron Paul on the ticket, Obummer will get another 4 years, period.
The sad reality is the GOP will never get behind Paul simply because their money would dry up overnight.
All the more reason for Paul to go independent and lay the real issues out on the table for everyone to see in broad daylight.
Right. If RP goes 3P, Zero wins in the EC with less than 45% of the popular vote. Resulting existential political crisis plus economic collapse------->Civil War II. First Tuesday in November, 2012. Then: 60 days to Fort Sumter. ZH'rs who haven't already weaponized need to do so. An AR-15 + .357 revolver will look real nice under the Christmas tree.
I dunno. Paul is gaining strength.
Everyone is ABO except hardcore freakazoids. No one wants another four years of O'Bama and Paul as a third party candidate guarantees that the way its set up.
As is always the case without a viable libertarian party, we will have to pick our poison. And personally, I will vote for a syphilitic elephant before I will ever vote for a cancerous O'Bama.
sad, but very true
Maybe that's what our Masters want. They don't care as long as he follow orders. TOTUS.
POSUS
Making fun of a guys toupe is probably one of the best cracks at ego deflation you can get. Trump would be much more repulsive with his clothes off also but don't go there. I'm still recovering from Merkel.
Ho Ho Ho! The BEST ever, how do you do it?
All good, as always Banzai7.
That 'shop of tricky-Dick on the steps of Marine1, where you "turned him into a Newt", gave me shivers; heaven help us all if that's prescience on your part...
I have to say, I don't get how he's having his FNMA cake and eating it too, so to speak; while we taxpayers are eating you-know-what.
People keep gushing over his great debating skills. Don't they realize that honesty isn't necessarily among that skill set???
Great one of debt-brother too, and the Trump-mankini-though it'll probably become the stuff of nightmares :)
My Regards
Jesus, Bonzai, no "avert your eyes from the Trump in a Borat reindeer banana hammock" warning? Come on! I'm going to go bleach my eyes, be back later.