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BaNZaI7'S QE VaLeNTiNe CouNTDoWN: DaY 1

Submitted by williambanzai7 on 02/10/2012 13:00 -0400

It's 12:57 AM February 11, 2012 Hong Kong Time: Let the BANZAI7 QE Valentine countdown begin...

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Fri, 02/10/2012 - 17:30 | 2147670 Creepy Lurker

William, I saw this in the news, and immediately thought of you.

http://gawker.com/5884033/chinese-twitter-says-kim-jong+un-was-assassina...

Kim Jong Undead, anyone?

Fri, 02/10/2012 - 17:35 | 2147688 AldousHuxley

that guy is smart.....evil genius smart....

faked his own death to confuse CIA and the world while secretly shipping nuclear bomb parts to Iran.

Fri, 02/10/2012 - 17:17 | 2147636 RSloane

That is absolutely brilliant, WB. Thanks, even though I did have an eye twitch for awhile.

Fri, 02/10/2012 - 16:20 | 2147385 Uchtdorf

taihen omoshiroi yo. yare yare motto yare!

Fri, 02/10/2012 - 15:56 | 2147263 azzhatter

Who's the topper? Bennie or the elf?

Fri, 02/10/2012 - 15:59 | 2147281 ebworthen

Are you asking who takes the deposits? I'm pretty sure they have various swap arrangements.

Fri, 02/10/2012 - 15:40 | 2147192 t0mmyBerg

OMFG. Thats funny.

Fri, 02/10/2012 - 15:37 | 2147168 father.of.one

I just threw up n my mouth

Fri, 02/10/2012 - 15:36 | 2147164 Zero Govt

What has the world come to when we're rediculing the heads of the US Treasury and Federal Reserve...

...in such a tame manor?!

Fri, 02/10/2012 - 15:27 | 2147103 Nobody For President

After rinsing off the screen, I await #2.

Fri, 02/10/2012 - 16:21 | 2147395 MrBinkeyWhat

ThinkPads ^TMhave keyboards that evolved from the old IBM PS2 keyboards which featured a coffee barrier. You could pour a cup of "beverage of choice" into the keyboard without negative consequence. Sweet huh? BTW the keyboards in reference are made at the same factory in China where the Apple gear is made. You know, the ones where the workers commit suicide to protest working conditions.

I feel better already. ;-)

Fri, 02/10/2012 - 15:11 | 2147015 bania

"Hewlitt Packard" has made my week.

Fri, 02/10/2012 - 14:27 | 2146787 baby_BLYTHE

Benoicde and Timothy are indeed butt buddies. During their tenure the FED has become an arm of the treasury via RAW monetization of government debt, a role the FED was never supposed to play.

Fri, 02/10/2012 - 19:27 | 2148042 New_Meat

"... via RAW monetization of government debt, a role the FED was never supposed to play."

Yep, we used to worry about Bawney Fwank having direct access to all of them handles and levers on the monetary system.

Sigh.

- Ned

Fri, 02/10/2012 - 14:20 | 2146765 Diet Coke and F...

LOL

Fri, 02/10/2012 - 14:12 | 2146722 Bernank Sheeple

Coffee warning required, Please!

Fri, 02/10/2012 - 14:14 | 2146735 williambanzai7

I'm like an old lady driving a car, not a good idea to have hot McDonald's coffee around me ;-)

Fri, 02/10/2012 - 16:46 | 2147509 a growing concern

Yeah, well I feel like Oedipus, always gouging my eyes out after seeing your latest horrid creation. Sadly, the real-life degradations of these people is probably far more disgusting than anything even you could envision.

Fri, 02/10/2012 - 14:32 | 2146818 Jena

Amen to that. But you do require caffeine ahead of time, so that no detail is missed. At least here in California where I'm quite literally behind everywhere else.

Hey, have you ever thought of doing Mitt Romney as a Ken doll? (Maybe you've already done him as that and I just missed it.) I know he pre-dates the actual product but he strikes me as a good facsimile: Plastic, perfectly formed hair, rather awkward stance and most importantly, no one really knew what exactly what to do with him. (I'm avoiding the subject of the sexually neutral parts of the Ken doll.)

Fri, 02/10/2012 - 20:24 | 2148178 Tom of the Missouri

The Garment completes the Ken analogy.

Fri, 02/10/2012 - 14:30 | 2146806 Gully Foyle

williambanzai7

Ponder this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ul4CZrnEFxU

Loveless, jobless and possibly terminally ill, Frank has had enough of the downward spiral of America. With nothing left to lose, Frank takes his gun and decides to off the stupidest, cruelest and most repellent members of society with an unusual accomplice: 16-year-old Roxy, who shares his sense of rage and disenfranchisement. From stand-up comedian and director Bobcat Goldthwait comes a scathing and hilarious attack on all that is sacred in the United States of America.

( In todays climate you could NEVER consider a parody involving the same plot except with Bankers and Politicians. Even though they fit the type described. I'm even worried about sharing this observation. For fucks sake it's comedy!)

Fri, 02/10/2012 - 16:51 | 2147531 dontgoforit

Where's Mitch Rapp when you need him?

Fri, 02/10/2012 - 16:49 | 2147523 a growing concern

THAT. LOOKS. AWESOME.

Fri, 02/10/2012 - 18:00 | 2147767 Jena

It really does.

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OMG! That is my kind of flick. MaY Be THe CoPy CaTS WiLL STaRT SooN!

Fri, 02/10/2012 - 14:06 | 2146689 peekcrackers

to fucking funny ... wb7 ***** 5 stars

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I think I'm going to be sick......

Fri, 02/10/2012 - 14:01 | 2146664 AldousHuxley

Fake hallmark holiday.

Buy white chocolate candy and stupid cards today.

Start them young, make it a tradition in public schools, girl meets boy.

Exploit female envy, teach them that if you don't get something, you are not worthy.

Americans buy stuff to cover up their inadequacy.

Sweethearts candy now says "Tweet Me".

America is a great country,

with fake hallmark holiday.

Fri, 02/10/2012 - 14:00 | 2146651 Dollar Bill Hiccup

Looks like Mr. B. was just challenged ... ur ... or something.

Fri, 02/10/2012 - 13:58 | 2146639 rpboxster

c'mon! after that, the least you could do is balance it with some 'visual combat'

Fri, 02/10/2012 - 14:13 | 2146729 williambanzai7

You don't want me to mix wholesome thoughts with Keynesian degeneracy do you?

Fri, 02/10/2012 - 16:05 | 2147307 MrBinkeyWhat

True, but still Sir William. Maybe a "warning label" is called for here in the Nanny State. No wait, this is ZH! Never mind. Going to wash out my eyes with vodka now.

Fri, 02/10/2012 - 15:34 | 2147151 Henry Chinaski