• rcwhalen
    05/25/2012 - 09:44
    We will only learn about currency risk exposures as and when the creditors disclose same to investors.  In the meantime, we’ll have lots of fun watching media spin their wheels over the...

DeBT CeiLiNG CeLeBRaTioN!

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DEBT CEILING ELEVATION (CELEBRATION)

(Celebration, Kool and the Gang)

WilliamBanzai7

Yahoo! Yahoo!

Celebrate good times come on !

- Let's elevate!

Celebrate good times come on !

- Let's elevate!

There's a drunken debt party going on right here...a debt ceiling elevation to last throughout our bankrupt years.

So bring your subprime dimes and your taxes too we're gonna celebrate our new debt ceiling with you !

Come on now people let's all celebrate and have a debtor's celebration we go elevate and have a really good time.

It's time to burn cash together it's up to you watch you treasure everyone around the world come on...

Yahoo! Yahoo! celebrate good times come on let's elevate! Repeat

We're gonna have a good time tonight let's celebrate it's alright we're gonna have a good time tonight

( Celebration ) let's elevate! ( Celebration ) it's air tight baby!

Celebrate good times come on let's clebrate celebrate good times come on it's a debt ceiling elevation.

Celebrate good times come on let's celebrate celebrate good times come on it's a debt ceiling celebration.

Come on and celebrate - tonight 'cause everything's gonna be alright.

Let's celebrate celebrate good times come on let's celebrate celebrate good times come on !

 

DEBT BRIEFING .

THE DEBT CEILING .

PREPARATION B

 ROCKEM SOCKEM DEBT DOUCHE BAGSWHITE HOUSE MEETING (ROCKEM SOCKEM DOUCHEBAGS)

. PLAN O .

PLAN O TO CAPITAL HILL

ARRIVAL: PLAN O TO CAPITAL HILL .

TEA HURDLING .

MR T PARTY

SUPER BONER

 

MT

 

ON THE LOOSE

. PADDY WAGON

THE SWEEPER

. BRUSH HOBO

 

BOMBING SOCIAL SECURITY D52 .

THE VIEW FROM WALL STREET

PARTS OF THE BRAIN INVOLVED IN FEAR RESPONSE

. FEDERAL PINK SLIP

Send it to your Congress Douche

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Wed, 09/28/2011 - 02:51 | 1717573 galenakarsson
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My dear lord!!! It is just so great. I'd want to learn more of such posts ahead and wish to write like you someday. Kamagra Oral Jelly | Caverta | Zenegra | Silagra | Forzest

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 14:38 | 1517705 Sledge
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"your nest egg" (magnified 1,000,000 x)

MUAHAHAHAHA!

Mon, 08/01/2011 - 10:58 | 1512589 Zero Govt
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+++++  too funny Banzai 

...the Boehner-Obumma negotiating table image deserved a cut-away under table shot with the passage of brown envelopes although even your great artistry would have struggled with getting all $3 Trillion in !!!

Mon, 08/01/2011 - 11:05 | 1512637 tempo
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A simple equation to consider. Deficit = lost jobs/outsourcing/tax revenue. US labor cost for 90% of items in WMT and COST are 10 times higher than China and India. Even Engineering jobs are being outsourced at 20% of US cost. So employement levels, GDP growth, and tax revenues will continue to grow must slower than entitlements and the deficit will grow until US$ loses its reserve status in the world. Then???

Mon, 08/01/2011 - 09:48 | 1512261 rodocostarica
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Mon, 08/01/2011 - 09:50 | 1512256 Leo Kolivakis
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Hate to tell you I told you so but I told you so! The music is playing so keep on dancing...OPA!!!

Mon, 08/01/2011 - 10:01 | 1512301 williambanzai7
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You know Leo, those words "I told you so" are muttered around here too often.

You will never ever hear me use those words or these words: here, here, here or here.

It is tedious and I am old school in this respect. 

Mon, 08/01/2011 - 10:51 | 1512568 Zero Govt
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he's expert at tedious ...when's the next cut'n'paste article due splattered with your usual inane progressive Statist dribble Leo?

Mon, 08/01/2011 - 09:46 | 1512248 ImNotARobot
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Simle Douche Baggery...  LOL!  I can't stop laughing.  Mr. Banzai, you are a satirical genius. 

Mon, 08/01/2011 - 09:45 | 1512246 rodocostarica
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William great job as usual. Just wondering if that guy at the podium on the debt cieling breifing. Is that P.T. Barnum or T.P. Barnum?

Just a bit confused here.

Mon, 08/01/2011 - 08:25 | 1512029 malikai
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What, no spinners on the campaign bus? C'mon man..

Mon, 08/01/2011 - 09:56 | 1512297 williambanzai7
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Going into campaign season, I am locked and loaded. Be patient ;-)

Mon, 08/01/2011 - 10:56 | 1512588 malikai
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A poker player I see. I dig it.

Hope you've thought about Zardoz for QE3.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONibuODQWkY - Shitcase cinema's review. Very suitable, methinks.

Mon, 08/01/2011 - 09:49 | 1512270 TaxSlave
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Hey, give the guy a break!  It must be pretty time-consuming to concoct all this stuff (certainly the effects of an inordinate creative talent with a wicked imagination just busting to get out).

It would be a lot of work to put in a hood ownamint and other bling on the bus.

Mon, 08/01/2011 - 08:41 | 1512025 blindman
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woops

In the Neighborhood (director's cut) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZLtdqWu2aQ&feature=related

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"we're just monkeys with money and guns." t.w.
i would add money, guns and words.
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in the neighbourhood (cover ) tom waits
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33A3r6UfuA8&NR=1

Mon, 08/01/2011 - 08:23 | 1512024 blindman
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDZFcDGpL4U
RSA Animate - Changing Education Paradigms

Mon, 08/01/2011 - 21:13 | 1512021 blindman
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRFl9UUpkns
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Old & In The Way - Hobo Song .
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" he used to be a gamblin' man, just like you, until he sank so low there was nothin' that no one could do."

Mon, 08/01/2011 - 08:13 | 1512006 Manthong
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PAR-TAY LIKE IT'S 1969!

Interesting to note that we have managed to amass permanent ANNUAL budget deficits that now eceed the ANNUAL GDP of the country prior to repudiating gold in 1971.

 I'll drink to that!  (a lot)

Mon, 08/01/2011 - 09:39 | 1512227 Smiddywesson
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J.D. Cooper, the man who, in 1971, hijacked a jet and parachuted out with $200k is back in the news.

The part of the story that caught my eye was he bought a ticket from Portland to LA for $20.

There's a great buying opportunity in gold today, don't miss it.

Mon, 08/01/2011 - 08:05 | 1511992 El Scrapitan
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Brilliant stuff once again William. Your satire helps me keep things in perspective.

Have you ever considered a Lord of the Rings theme? You know, "one debt to bind them all," Obama's logo is the ring...

Keep it up.

Mon, 08/01/2011 - 08:03 | 1511989 Waterfallsparkles
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Love the rockum sockum Robots.  That about sums it up.

Mon, 08/01/2011 - 09:55 | 1512292 Smiddywesson
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That was the best one

Mon, 08/01/2011 - 09:55 | 1512291 Smiddywesson
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duplicate

 

Mon, 08/01/2011 - 08:03 | 1511987 El Scrapitan
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Brilliant once again, William. Your satire makes my day and puts all of the worry into perspective. Have you ever considered a "Lord of the Rings" theme? You know: "one debt to bind them all," the ring is Obama's logo...

 

Keep it up.

Mon, 08/01/2011 - 07:48 | 1511962 New_Meat
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WB7-Dour clownz!  Excellent! - Ned

Mon, 08/01/2011 - 07:10 | 1511904 Dr. Engali
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I can't wait to see the clowns surrounding Obummer during the bill sighing telling us " this is an unprecedented bipartisan bill". "this will send the message to financial markets that America will pay it's bills".

Mon, 08/01/2011 - 06:41 | 1511874 Optimusprime
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I notice on the brain picture that "Goldman Sack" is where the "lizard brain" supposedly resides.  Brilliant, whether intended or not.

Mon, 08/01/2011 - 06:44 | 1511876 williambanzai7
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Pre Limbic. It's no accident ;-)

Mon, 08/01/2011 - 09:08 | 1512130 Cognitive Dissonance
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The only accident in Banzai7's life was his 'accidental' immaculate conception. And that should be considered divine. :)

Mon, 08/01/2011 - 06:36 | 1511869 Optimusprime
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Great as usual--the "Preparation B" and "D-52" Debt bomber images were classic.

 

Thanks and keep 'em coming.

Mon, 08/01/2011 - 06:34 | 1511868 floridasandy
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williambanzai, you have outdone yourself and i salute you!

Mon, 08/01/2011 - 06:09 | 1511855 slaughterer
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WB7, at the cutting edge, as usual.  And what if Obama grew a WB7 afro after this deal?  Wouldn't it show a little greying?

Mon, 08/01/2011 - 07:46 | 1511955 New_Meat
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Plouffe will have the fake grey/flour thing going for a while.  Will show how O is so concerned. - Ned

Mon, 08/01/2011 - 05:50 | 1511845 OldPhart
Mon, 08/01/2011 - 05:17 | 1511827 Mentaliusanything
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Further what has changed except they gave an increase in the credit card limit.

You owes the debt

Read carefully the Debt Clock

I do not have it

Do you

Mon, 08/01/2011 - 05:14 | 1511826 Mentaliusanything
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They are but don't admit that they are a debt junkie. The rush will wear off I promise.

The only people they fool are themselves because they cannot accept the reality of the situation.

They have become outed as Debt junkies

Mon, 08/01/2011 - 03:33 | 1511774 Cult of Criminality
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Funny stuff Mr Banzai

 Obama & the Drama..The sickest reality show ever.Great if someone swallowed poison at least it will induce vomiting .

Cheers

Mon, 08/01/2011 - 02:27 | 1511734 BlackholeDivestment
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...sealing Bitchez.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8I7D4wVYo7o&feature=related ...ah ha haa haaaa, plan ''O'' at 0. LO0ks a bit twisted. Banzai! Banzia! Banzia!

Mon, 08/01/2011 - 02:12 | 1511722 corvettekenny
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Love the pink slip--where can I sign?

If there's one positive thing coming out of this, it will make gold cheaper this week as dumb money pours the cash back into equities.

Mon, 08/01/2011 - 01:51 | 1511699 rufusbird
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Still rolling dude!

Mon, 08/01/2011 - 01:05 | 1511631 PulauHantu29
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I wonder if the Asian markets will celebrate when they go to the market tomorrow and thier food soaring in price:

Rice already up over 2%:

http://finviz.com/futures_charts.ashx?t=ZR

 

...not to mention the soaring fuel price they'll need to drive there:

http://finviz.com/futures_charts.ashx?t=CL

 

Oh well. It's a world full of Winners (GS, JPM, etc) and Losers ( who shall remain nameless, but you know whom I'm talk'n about).

 

GL!!

 

 

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 01:47 | 1816148 haibop
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it could be worse than that - the world now is a BIG concern... 

get ex back

Mon, 08/01/2011 - 00:55 | 1511597 CompassionateFascist
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Just listening to McCain's senile babblement awhile ago, he seemed unhappy with this deal. So, lacking 60 votes, it may not even get out of the Senate. On a related matter, everytime I see McConnell the words "livid corpse" come to mind. Like he's kept somewhere pickled in alcohol then, whenever they need to trot him out to say something, dosed with viagra.

Mon, 08/01/2011 - 06:46 | 1511880 Dr. Engali
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Those two old fuckers make me sick. They both sold their soul a long time ago. But they are praised as "statesman" and that's all that matters right ?

Mon, 08/01/2011 - 00:38 | 1511566 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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How much blow will be done next weekend in the Hamptons?  Shit, how much will be done in DC!?

Mon, 08/01/2011 - 00:33 | 1511556 moofph
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...after-party at the bullion vaults.

Mon, 08/01/2011 - 00:40 | 1511571 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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There is plenty of available space.

Mon, 08/01/2011 - 00:24 | 1511544 The Shootist
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Good stuff!

Mon, 08/01/2011 - 00:19 | 1511536 Buck Johnson
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They made a big thing that the leaders in the senate agreed, it still needs to be read and voted for in the senate and congress.  24 hours to do all that.

Mon, 08/01/2011 - 00:14 | 1511530 PulauHantu29
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Financial Douche Baggery

OMG! Doesn't get any better then that .....

 

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