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DeBT ZePPeLiN EURO

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DEBT ZEPPELIN EURO
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MUTTI
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AUSTERITY QUEEN
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THE FAT LADY SINGS
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MORAL HAZARD SIGN
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THIS IS...

 

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Fri, 02/10/2012 - 12:19 | 2146087 hangemhigh77
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How about some Beatles...Revolution. etc

Fri, 02/10/2012 - 12:11 | 2146051 the grateful un...
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we haven't heard from Professor Chaos? read someone who believes the EU is actually in much better shape than the US/JPY. logic dictates that Euro/Dollar is parity is likely, as we all scratch each others back. buy each others bonds. and there is some narrative that Japan's lost decade is due to the fact that they fell on their sword and took one for the world. in other words the way to solve the EURO problem is to park all the bad assets in one bank, or one country if you get my drift, and then put them off balance sheet. call it the antichrist of ENRON style bookeeping, applied to the world at large, will Iran and North Korea buy all our toxic mortgage paper, in exchange for?? not being preemptively nuked?

PC has spoken

Fri, 02/10/2012 - 12:12 | 2146014 Uncle Remus
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WB7 - !@#$%% LOL to start a Friday. "Fat Lady Singing Is Imminent" indeed.

"Austerity Queen" - Lemon Song

Fri, 02/10/2012 - 11:19 | 2145716 ebworthen
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In My Time of Dying

"...

And I see them in the streets
And I see them in the field
And I hear them shouting under my feet
And I know it's got to be real
Oh, Lord, deliver me
All the wrong I've done
You can deliver me, Lord
I only wanted to have some fun.

..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1yUvdQnERk

Fri, 02/10/2012 - 10:57 | 2145709 search
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Helium, at least it floats or burns. Our hopium sits and stinks.

Fri, 02/10/2012 - 11:13 | 2145767 LawsofPhysics
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Ah, last time I checked, Helium was quite inert and did not burn.  Now hydrogen is another story.

Fri, 02/10/2012 - 10:24 | 2145542 SokPOTUS
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What Is and What Should Never Be...

Fri, 02/10/2012 - 10:13 | 2145470 ptoemmes
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Debt Zeppelin huh?

The words fit so well (I think): http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/ledzeppelin/stairwaytoheaven.html

And who doesn't like a little Zep in the morning: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Q7Vr3yQYWQ

Fri, 02/10/2012 - 11:53 | 2145949 williambanzai7
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There's a Banksta who's sure all that his bonus is pure

And he's buying the Stairway to Bailout Heaven.

When he gets there he knows, if the doors are all closed

With a scheme he can get what he came for.

Ooh, ooh, and he's buying the Stairway to Bailout Heaven.

There's a sign at the corner of Wall read it close to be sure
'Cause you know opaque words have three meanings.

Getting fleeced by pinstriped crooks, there's a jailbird who sings,

Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven.

Ooh, it makes me wonder,

Ooh, it makes me wonder.

There's a feeling I get when I wish to invest,

And I'm trying to avoid innovative thieving.

In my thoughts I have seen rings of smoke in the breeze,

And the voices of those taken by Ponzi scheming.

Ooh, it makes me wonder,

Ooh, it really makes me wonder.

And it's whispered that soon if we all call the Volcker tune

Then the piper will lead fear and greed to reason.

And a new day will dawn for those who buy to hold long

And the markets will echo with laughter.

If there's a bust in your hedge, don't be alarmed now,

It's just a spring clean for the market queen.

Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run

There's still time to change the trade you're hooked on.

And it makes me wonder.

Your head is humming and it won't go, in case you don't know,

The market piper's calling you to join him,

Well now laddy, can you hear the DOW blow, and did you know

Your bailout stairway lies on the whispering winds of greed and quant thieving.

And as we wind on down the mythical Alpha road

Our shadows taller than our NAV souls.

There walks a lady we all know

Who shines transparent white light and wants to show

How every get rich quick scheme can never turn to gold.

And if you listen very hard

The tune will come to you at last.

When all are one and one is all

To be a market jock and not a fool.

And he's buying the Stairway to Bailout Heaven.

Fri, 02/10/2012 - 13:12 | 2146376 ptoemmes
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Your talent and wit continues to awe...

Bravo...

Pete

Fri, 02/10/2012 - 09:48 | 2145395 blindman
Fri, 02/10/2012 - 09:40 | 2145355 kaiserhoff
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The fat lady singeth.

Fri, 02/10/2012 - 09:37 | 2145345 Burr's 2nd Shot
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Physical Grafitti, bitchez!

Fri, 02/10/2012 - 09:37 | 2145334 Momauguin Joe
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Laugh out loud funny. The cover of Led Zepplin II would look great with your handiwork Mr. Banzai, what with the cast of characters posing under the exploding Euro Blimp.

Fri, 02/10/2012 - 09:30 | 2145324 WALLST8MY8BALL
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Hangman, hangman, hold it a little while
I think I see my friends coming
Riding many a mile

Friends, did you get some silver?
Did you get a little gold?
What did you bring me, my dear friends
To keep me from the gallows pole?
What did you bring me to keep me from the gallows pole?

I couldn't get no silver - I couldn't get no gold
You know that we're too damn poor
To keep you from the gallows pole

Hangman, hangman, hold it a little while
I think I see my brother coming
Riding many a mile

Brother, did you get me some silver?
Did you get a little gold?
What did you bring me, my brother
To keep me from the gallows pole?

Brother, I brought you some silver
I brought a little gold
I brought a little of everything
To keep you from the gallows pole
Yes, I brought you to keep you from the gallows pole

Hangman, hangman, turn your head awhile
I think I see my sister coming
Riding many a mile, mile, mile

Sister, I implore you, take him by the hand
Take him to some shady bower
Save me from the wrath of this man
Please take him
Save me from the wrath of this man, man

Hangman, hangman, upon your face a smile
Tell me that I'm free to ride
Ride for many a mile, mile, mile

Oh, yes, you got a fine sister
She warmed my blood from cold
She brought my blood to boiling hot
To keep you from the gallows pole

Your brother brought me silver
Your sister warmed my soul
But now I laugh and pull so hard
And see you swinging on the gallows pole
But now I laugh and pull so hard
And see you swinging on the gallows pole
Swingin' on the gallows pole --

Fri, 02/10/2012 - 10:01 | 2145317 Mercury
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Debt Zeppelin! Awesome.  So perfect and yet such a low hanging fruit. Talk about what is and what should never be...

Why didn't I think of that!...going down like a lead balloon indeed.

There is such an abundance of apt analogies to the Euro/Greece situation alone:

How Many More Times
Achilles Last Stand
Communication Breakdown
Dazed & Confused
Ten Years Gone
When The Levee Breaks...

I recommend some of  this with today's morning coffee.  Or double the rock and roll majesty with this Eddie Cochran cover.

Alright, don't get me started!...back to work everybody!

Fri, 02/10/2012 - 09:27 | 2145316 slaughterer
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Banzai you never cease to amaze me.

Fri, 02/10/2012 - 09:26 | 2145303 a growing concern
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Oh, the insanity!

Fri, 02/10/2012 - 11:00 | 2145726 battle axe
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Is it me or is Merkel hot in the S & M gear?

Fri, 02/10/2012 - 12:06 | 2146002 Uncle Remus
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Beat me, hurt me, make me print worthless fiat.

Fri, 02/10/2012 - 11:04 | 2145740 Al Huxley
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Uh, I think it must be you.

Fri, 02/10/2012 - 11:37 | 2145876 TSA gropee
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I second that. It's him.

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