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Thu, 11/03/2011 - 11:40 | 1841693 Barefooted_Tramp
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"Please don't leave me now, Georgie, I offer you free sex for breakfast!"

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 20:57 | 1839382 ElTerco
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"...and now for a little Schadenfreude."

 

"...und jetzt kleine Schadenfreude."

"...et maintenant pour un peu de Schadenfreude."

 

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 20:10 | 1839278 TruthHunter
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And now in an Occupy G20 mask...

And now the face of the new European currency!

We present to you the 7 billionth human!

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 19:16 | 1839120 Burticus
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Col. Banzai -

Please please make a cartoon showing Lady Liberty laying beaten senseless with black eye, torn robe and pool of blood oozing from between her legs, with an elephant walking away zipping up his pants over a short but massively fat schlong saying "Your turn" to an approaching startled jackass with skinny but really long schlong showing through his pants leg.

Also, cartoon(s) of a mean-looking elephant and jackass (together or separately) peering through a big red ghostbusters-style circle-slash with the caption, "Fire 'em all, no prisoners, no exceptions, vote third party!"  These logos need to be used on every campaign sign and advertisement for every candidate running nationwide under a unified libertarian/constitutionalist third party/NPA campaign to terminate the ruling one-party system, our only hope for restoring our republic.

As you can appreciate, a picture says a thousand words.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 18:34 | 1838970 Zero Govt
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Sarkozy: "I 100% guarantee France is solvent. Europe is solvent. Neither I nor Christine Lagarde has anything ugly to hide and nor will there be any ugly surprises"

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 03:16 | 1838946 Zero Govt
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Merkal: "Yes Greece passed all 3 Euro Stress Tests with flying colours and in rude good health... why do you ask?"

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 18:24 | 1838939 Zero Govt
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Merkel: "Healthy, vibrant, full of colour and life.. the President of Greece's visit to Brussels today shows us European political integration works wonders"  

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 17:47 | 1838812 John Law Lives
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"In Germany, we have ways of making you submit..."

 

 

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 17:33 | 1838744 TrulyBelieving
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"And presenting to you from our friends in America, The Face of Hope and Change."

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 17:31 | 1838739 General Debility
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Behave! Or we'll tell the Turks when they come home from work. Then you'll be sorrry!

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 17:30 | 1838737 Manny
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Just look at what  the crisis in Greece has done to him. Now just imagine what would happen if we did not bail him out!

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 17:23 | 1838716 beastie
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Merkel: " Who dug up Alan Greenspan?"

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 17:22 | 1838712 beastie
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Merkel: " Who invited Alan Greenspan?"

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 17:19 | 1838699 AbelCatalyst
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1. Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.
fine print / quiet voice:  French Banks are fully capitalized - nothing to see here, move along! 

2. Pay no attention to the man in the mask...
fine print / quiet voice:  shhh, we're not returning to the Mark - nothing to see here, move along!

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:29 | 1838492 Liquid Courage
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Busy day ... better late than never ...

SARKY: I am sure zee Chancellor will agree, one cannot make zee Bullshit Omelette wizout cracking a few assholes.

MUTTI: Jawohl, Herr Presidente, und vith vich assholes I vould like to start cracking you know, I am thinking!

EVIL GREEK CLOWN MINISTER: I’ll agree to anything you say, since G Pap hasn’t the slightest intention of actually doing it anyway! Hey, Mutti, did I ever tell you I’m crazy for blonde GMILFs specially when they’re stacked like you ... Opa!

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:25 | 1838436 Use of Weapons
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"My Precioussssssss, my film made more money than the Greek economy last year, so I'm the new head of the ECB"

 

Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul,
Ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul

 

 

p.s.

 

If you Google "Trichet ECB" and click on his old bio page, (http://www.ecb.int/ecb/orga/decisions/html/cvtrichet.en.html) you get 404'd. 13 years of stability, like dust in the wind.

 

Ouch.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:15 | 1838379 TrulyBelieving
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"And to solve the current crisis you will take my mark on your forehead. "

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 15:28 | 1838206 ebworthen
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"Austerity is good for the working people of the world, just look at this Greek pensioner."

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 15:16 | 1838127 Zero Govt
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Merkal: "I reject any idea Greek politicians have been nothing but thieving dishonest crooks for 30 years and the Papapocketalot families stranglehold on Govt has brought us to this abyss. I've every confidence in their new Finance Minister here, Demitri 'Weasel' Papapocketalot, to turn it around and deliver €20bn of budget savings after we've sunk another €500bn into the birthplace of Govt. Weasel told me privately today he simply cannot wait to get started on spreading Germans wealth around. What a wondeful warm generous person he is 

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 15:00 | 1838059 Yen Cross
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 I work for the [ Special Olympics]!     We are looking for a few good Euro Dumb-o-crats, to solve the centuries old dysfunction of RULE<?>   

   Please inquire below.

    Below.

      Below.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 14:41 | 1837952 NEOSERF
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  1. Merkel: I'd like to introduce my new handpicked leader of Greece, Mssr Elliot Spitzer
Wed, 11/02/2011 - 14:39 | 1837918 ex VRWC
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Minister: I sold my country to the devil, and all I got was this lousy face

Merkel:  To my friend Sarkozy and all the rest of you lazy Euro profligates.  Gaze into this face.  It is your future.  It is the face of austerity - of slavery for your people.  You must all turn into this to suit the New Reich now. The bond market demands it.  Germany demands it.  Deutschland uber alles.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 14:29 | 1837865 Cone of Uncertainty
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"No people, G-pap did not stare into the eyes of Medusa, we simply had him take a little trip to Sicily."

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 14:25 | 1837825 Gully Foyle
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To blatantly steal from Misfits season 3 , " Duh,I'm a Rocket Scientist".

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 14:23 | 1837806 Ginandtonic
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"..und so, good Citizens of Greece, you can see there is no need for a referendum.  We are truly not evil monsters...  SCHEISSE!! YOUR MASK YOU FOOL!!!"

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 14:12 | 1837732 cdub
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Merkel:  I give you a Final Final Solution, Kristallnacht for Greek citizens!

If the vote was on November 9th the timing would even be right.

There's even the French Connection with vom Rath having been killed in Paris and Sarkozy from Paris....

Not looking to minimize the actual 1938 events in anyway but the timing is certainly interesting.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 14:09 | 1837716 rosiescenario
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WB....and gotta love that 'Killer Clowns From Outer Space'....

....those that liked that movie, also liked 'Streets of Fire'

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 14:07 | 1837707 rosiescenario
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"So sorry to leave my Greek friend's behind"

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 14:50 | 1838005 BigJim
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I'm assuming the apostrophe was intentional.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 13:32 | 1837583 Mark123
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I wonder how much they paid for those star trek podiums?

 

Merkel "beam me up Scotty...there is no intelligent life down here"

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 13:20 | 1837531 f16hoser
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Merkel: "Not my fault, he's a Republican"

Sarkozy: "Not my fault, she's a Democrat" WITH A BIG (___!___)

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 13:20 | 1837527 Enceladus
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1st pic: " Peak-a-boo"

2nd pic: Merkdusa does her best work yet

            "I will open the bidding on this Elgin Marble at 200 billion euro's"

            Maybe this will scare the Pomapoodoo outta Greece

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 13:17 | 1837516 tempo
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Where can you find a listing of food stamp receiptents as a percentage of the population by country?? About 46 million people or 14.5% of the total American population receives EBT or food stamps. I wonder if there is correlation between debt/deficits and GDP and percent of population on food stamps. Does the USA rank #1? The number of food stamp receiptents grew 8% in the US last year, our number one growth industry!!. The number grew about 17% in Deleware, Maryland and NJ showing the state of economy on the East Coast. Will any politican ever address this issue?

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 14:01 | 1837679 CompassionateFascist
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Yes: the Obama Regime recently awarded the state of Oregon a $5 million bonus for signing up the most food stampers over the past year. That's certainly "addressing the issue": it's about creating dependency (control) not "feeding people". S-O-C-I-A-L-I-S-M.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 13:01 | 1837441 Lord Peter Pipsqueak
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"Und now,ve vill explain how ve own you und how you und ze rest of Europe are going to pay us back......."

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 12:46 | 1837360 ali-ali-al-qomfri
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A word out of season may mar a whole lifetime.

Greek Proverb

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 12:42 | 1837331 Agent P
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"Dis is all a big mishunderstanding.  Vhat he ment to shay vas da people desherve a "Reefer in dem".  Shmoke em if you got em."

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 12:39 | 1837314 Mark123
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Merkel "I would like to present the man who ate that little midget shit-head Sarkozy....in one bite!  Germany forgives all your debt!!"

 

G'pap "He tasted bitter..."

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 12:32 | 1837268 BennyBoy
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And now to present the final financial solution, Mr. Rothschild.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 14:48 | 1837989 BigJim
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LORD Rothschild to you, BennyBoy.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 12:24 | 1837231 LaughingMan
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And your contenders for the ugliest people in Europe are...

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 12:24 | 1837228 LaughingMan
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Double post. Oopsie Daisy

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 12:19 | 1837206 Bolweevil
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Merkel: Labias and drunken men! I present to you the hunchback of Notre Dame.

Sark: Le Bleu!

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 12:19 | 1837205 Encroaching Darkness
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Merkel: "We paid for you, we own you, and you must do as we say."

 

G-Pap: "Molon labe, bitchez!"

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 12:13 | 1837178 NotApplicable
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Et tu, Papandreou?

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 13:35 | 1837595 infotechsailor
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lmao winner!

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 12:11 | 1837168 Central Wanker
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Beam him up, Scotty! Please!

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 12:02 | 1837133 El Scrapitan
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"Damen und Herren, please direct all further question about the recapitalization plan and the upcoming Greek referendum to the new head of the Totenkopfverbande. Vielen Dank.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 12:02 | 1837131 zebrasquid
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Coming soon:  Occupy France, the Sequel 

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