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Fleecebook.....baaaaa, shear me.
fartnook
Damn, I keep repeating myself, but William - you have really, really outdone yourself this time.
The (almost throw-away) phrase "Monetizing Privacy" on the graph exactly and precisely encapsulates Facebook's business model going forward. That phrase actually sent a little chill up my back - I guess that means it is a really good graphic... ;-)
And the little disclaimer at the bottom - cracked me up.
I don't know how one guy can keep coming up with all this good stuff - it is either:
Fantastic drugs
A truly demented mind
A coop of 4 to 6 demented minds taking turns
All of the above
Anyway, keep it up. On the One to five dot scale, I rate this one at least a nine...
NFP
actually the disclaimer i didn't like. i prefer people to think of this stuff as...even in parody...still..."a mystery." http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=u4iNw1Hvcu8
This kind of stuff is much easier to see through than CDOs cubed. Now the game is so obvious that it really is the greater fools theory on steroids.
Anyone who has looked at Faceboob realizes that the elegant simplicity that originally made it popular has evaporated. Now it is just another carival game like everything else.
"that the elegant simplicity that originally made it popular has evaporated. "
sorta like ebay...
Farcebook.
Fakebucks
Don't blame Zuk ...he has no friggin idea what Goldman Sucks is doing to Facebook
May the usual Go' Sucks pump and dump fleecing commence (Jim Cramers in his uber-short skirt, yuk, cheerleading again)
SEC whistling Dixie about offshore shares contempt for regulations and according to Reggie, a biz plan with no/dodgy as hell numbers)
NY Financial Crooks strike again
They'll call their shares Facebucks and before long you'll be lucky if you're able to trade them with a neighbor for an imaginary shrubbery.
Investing in Facebook is just another thing that doesn't make sense from the view at the top of the Hubbert Curve. Most business models will be structurally challenged by the Hubbert Curves forward looking expectations.
Facefuck!
You mean ass-fuck. Boy I hate using some 4 letter words but the shoe fits here.
The only ones who don't get it are the valley girls and boys, walmert shoppers, and CNBC de-vote-tees.
Good luck getting a job with your drunk ass plastered all over farcebook.
Good luck getting a government job telling Jim-Bob that Ubama sucks, and Rick Perry is a nut case.
You are being watched by the great me and you better watch your step! Well fuck you farcebook, I don't go and never have gone there.
farcebook
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
You should change his shirt logo to the THE FACE FUCK.
This one speaks loudly.
Well done.
awesome ;))))
Grrrrnghhh .... slurp..
id like to buy a vowel