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Fear of Terror Makes People Stupid … So Here’s Some Comic Relief
I have exhaustively documented the fact that fear of terror makes people stupid and easy to manipulate, and that the government intentionally exaggerates the threat of terrorism in order to make people afraid. Indeed, Americans’ overblown fear of terrorism is arguably the root cause of our loss of prosperity and freedom.
Because humor is a great antidote to fear, I am sharing this 2003 spoof on terror scaremongering (it is admittedly rather adolescent … but amusing):
The US government has a new website, http://www.ready.gov/. It’s another attempt at scare mongering in the style of the old “duck and cover” advice after WWII.
The fun thing is that these pictures are so ambiguous they could mean anything! Here are a few interpretations.
If you have set yourself on fire, do not run.
If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, yell really loud.
If you spot a terrorist arrow, pin it against the wall with your shoulder.
If you are sprayed with an unknown substance, stand and think about a cool design for a new tattoo.
Use your flashlight to lift the walls right off of you!
The proper way to eliminate smallpox is to wash with soap, water and at least one(1) armless hand.
[Adam Levine] is a terrorist. If you spot this smooth criminal with dead, dead eyes, run the hell away.
Hurricanes, animal corpses and your potential new tattoo have a lot in common. Think about it.
Be on the lookout for terrorists with pinkeye and leprosy. Also, they tend to rub their hands together manically.
If a door is closed, karate chop it open.
Try to absorb as much of the radiation as possible with your groin region. After 5 minutes and 12 seconds, however, you may become sterile.
After exposure to radiation it is important to consider that you may have mutated to gigantic dimensions: watch your head.
If you’ve become a radiation mutant with a deformed hand, remember to close the window. No one wants to see that shit.
If you hear the Backstreet Boys, Michael Bolton or Yanni on the radio, cower in the corner or run like hell.
If your lungs and stomach start talking, stand with your arms akimbo until they stop.
If you are trapped under falling debris, conserve oxygen by not farting.
If you lose a contact lens during a chemical attack, do not stop to look for it.
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Vin Diesel ... The name alone incites laughter.
There is a pretty good Sundance Fim Festival movie on this subject. "Land of Plenty"
Number of U.S. citizens killed in international terrorist incidents...
2001: 2,689
2002: 27
2003: 35
2004: N/A
2005: 56
2006: 28
2007: 19
2008: 33
2009: 25
2010: 15
Source: National Counterterrorism Center
I would love to have TSA uncover that cool tattoo during my next love-pat session at the airport.
You, GW, are a terrorist ... We are all terrorists now! /sarc>
Stupid people are easy to manipulate through fake "terror" threats.
Well played.
OMG that was soooo funny. It is very rare for me to LOL as much as I did during this article.
Wrong area to reply. Please ignore, system seems to be buggy.
2-12-12
"..fear of terror makes people stupid and easy to manipulate.."
You said it brother George. Do the homework around subliminal suggestions, mind Kontrol, and the induction of fear via the addictive drug digital TV.
FOX AND CNN ARE MAJOR CRIMINAL OFFENDERS and the stupified lemmings will never accept this truth.
Written for our blog, but here again to share with you all.
TWO NEW MOONS
Dear good hearted folks and bad guys too,
We are approaching two very dangerous windows of time in the next few weeks and month ahead. We have seen the push for world war to distract the nation from the financial collapse, and to place it under martial law approaching for many years now. There are two major windows of time to be aware of in our immediate future.
The first one is coming quick. It is between the 20th-23rd of February. The other is between the 20th-23rd of March both during the coming new moon windows. It is the same energy that was building up just before the baseless and unjustified criminal attacks on Iraq. The dominoes are set up to crash and fall and the really sad part of this truth is, no one seems to care. It is 11:45 on the clock and the strike at 12:00 is coming! Pray this is wrong.
http://www.almanac.com/moon/calendar/NY/New%20York/2012-02
You can go around and mention more war to people and they shrug their shoulders like it is no big deal. Many talk about isreal attacking Iran. Many more are talking about a 9/11 Type False Flag Event performed by isreal any day now. Many say, we should attack Iran. None can conceive the ramifications of what this actually means.
You might as well just as easily say, we are going to attack Russia, and China. DOES THAT RESONATE WITH YOU? World war with Russia and China? Is this what the new Nazi (Nationalist-Zionists) Isramerica wants for it’s future? IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT FOR YOUR CHILDREN AND FUTURE?
THIS IS WHAT YOU HAVE BECOME AMERICA!
http://news.yahoo.com/us-marines-posed-nazi-symbol-afghanistan-185101573...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7PHOa8eBrU&feature=related
http://www.zerohedge.com/contributed/ter%C2%B7ror%C2%B7ist-noun-anyone-w...
http://video.godlikeproductions.com/video/No_more_Prepping_for_Me?id=8fb...
WORLD WAR WILL KILL ALMOST EVERY SINGLE HUMAN BEING ON THE PLANET!!!!
It is not too late to stop this insanity. All you media people that are reading this today better ask yourselves, are you going to support this evil that seeks to kill you and yours off too as you sing their songs and praising propaganda all the way to your last breath? Do you think by dis/mis-informing the world with your slimy false misleading propaganda you will escape the fate they are shaping up for you? Do you think you and your families will escape a chinese surprise attack with race specific bio-weapons, or a neutron bomb attack? Do you think you will be treated specially after say, an EMP attack?
NO! You are being used to spin the lies and dis/mis-information until your last breath. You are useless idiots doing the bankster/WAR PROFITEERS dirty work of being the mouth pieces of the zio-media propaganda that NO ONE believes any more. You are wasting your time and looking more and more STUPID every day as you tell your tales of useless wasted dribble and propagandistic horsewwash.
Now here is the kicker.
You all better turn off the TV right now because it is being used as a psychotronic mind control weapon against you all. Or, why they implemented the new digital TV system. If you do not know about subliminal suggestions and digital TV mind control waves that are pulsed over every carrier wave there is, most especially the new TV system, you better do some homework around this subject.
http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/sociopolitica/esp_sociopol_mindcon40.htm
“Subliminally, a much more powerful technology was at work, however. A sophisticated electronic system designed to ‘speak’ directly to the mind of the listener; to alter and entrain his brainwaves, to manipulate his brain’s electroencephalographic (EEG) patterns and thus artificially implant negative emotional states —- feelings of intense fear, anxiety, despair and hopelessness were created in the Iraqi troops.”
SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE TO ALL FOX AND CNN NEWS MINIONS.:
“Vote for so and so or you will be harmed and hurt! Be afraid, very afraid if you don’t vote for obama/soetoro, sanitarium, ginkrich, or mittney because if you don’t, the world will end. DO NOT VOTE FOR RON PAUL…”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBr7Sjrovzk
http://dprogram.net/2009/07/12/ex-ibm-employee-reveals-tv-abandoned-anal...
This is why we see the winners of the republican caucuses and primaries changing to one candidate, then to the other, then yet to another underdog. Everyone but Ron Paul. This is what we are up against. The beast of the PROPAMEDIA digital TV-mind-control machine. They are using FOX and CNN news to make the people vote for the candidate/flavor of the month to keep the people divided and confused with lies and dis/mis-information so later on down the line they can say, no one can agree on any of these candidates, so then they can bring in their “ringer” inside-job candidate.
Who is that? The lying shrubs nazi brother, jeb bush. Another globalist nazi stooge. Kissinger was said to have told the chinese jeb the shrubs brother will be the next puppet leader.
http://www.knowthelies.com/node/6862
IF, that is a big IF we actually make it to the convention without a world war breaking out and the country falling into the fascist/communist state of chaos, hardship, and confusion it is being set up to be, then they will try and hoist yet another bush on the country. This should make every NORMAL unconditioned or controlled American just plain sick to think of this possibility.
THE DIGITAL TV PROPAGANDA AND SUBLIMINAL SUGGESTIONS TO VOTE FOR THIS CLOWN OR ANOTHER GLOBALIST PAID OFF FLUNKY ARE KILLING YOU!!!
WAKE UP TO THE FACT THAT IF YOU WATCH FOX OR CNN, OR ANY OTHER DIGITAL TV, YOU ARE BEING MIND CONTROLLED WITH THE ABOVE TECHNOLOGY.
Don’t believe it, turn off your TV for a week and see if you don’t notice a difference. If you want to watch TV, watch movies, or educational type shows and only for a short time. Here is a classic and very rare book that is on the blacklist and tells you all about the history of this evil mind control programming in the United States. Read it from cover to cover PLEASE!!!
http://www.scribd.com/doc/2962412/Jacobson-Mind-Control-in-USA
What can stop it? Hummmm. Believe it or not?
http://www.myspace.com/video/truenorthmtl/marijuana-stops-the-mindcontro...
So back to reality. If you want REAL news, go to these sites for middle of the road news:
http://whatreallyhappened.com/
Financial news:
http://www.zerohedge.com/
Ron Paul News:
http://www.dailypaul.com/
HOW MANY WILL READ THIS AND DISCOUNT IT?
AND TO ALL YOU USELESS IDIOTS THAT THE PROTOCOLS REFER TOO, WHY DON’T YOU JUST DIE NOW AND SAVE YOURSELVES THE TORTURE OF A SLOW DEATH FROM BEING SO CLOSELY ASSOCIATED WITH THIS EVIL TECHNOLOGY?
Read this and see where you fit in at:
www.biblebelievers.org.au/przion1.htm
Are you one of the useless idiots?
If you do not realize how you are being used and manipulated by your evil controllers that DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOU, and you do not do something to save your country while you can because there might only a few weeks left to do it, you can bet your life that when the chinga hit’s the fan, there are many that know you and have you on the list of targets to eliminate first for your treasonous acts against the United States of America.
THE LAME STREAM PROPAMEDIA IS THE MAIN BLAME FOR THE USA’s FALL AND COMING DESTRUCTION. THE INSANE STREAM ZIO-MEDIA PROPAGANDA HAS BEEN USED LIKE THE WEAPON IT IS TO CONTROL THE USA FOR DECADES. THIS IS A PLEA FOR YOU ALL TO TURN ON YOUR MASTERS AND SIDE WITH THE PEOPLE. PLEASE STOP LYING AND DIS/MIS-INFORMING THE WORLD WITH YOUR USELESS DRIBBLE AND DISTORTIONS OF THE REAL TRUTHS.
THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING. THE PEOPLE KNOW YOU ALL WELL AND YOU WILL BE TERMINATED IN THE FIRST DAYS OF THE COMING CHAOS THAT IS BEING SET UP TO HAPPEN ANY DAY NOW AFTER AN ISREALLI FALSE FLAG ATTACK SOMEWHERE TO BLAME ON IRAN, OR SYRIA, OR PAKISTAN. EVERYBODY KNOWS WHAT YOU ARE, WHO YOU ARE, AND WHAT YOU ARE DOING. LONDON BANKSTERS AND ZIONIST PIGS!!! YOU ARE GUILTY OF TREASON, LYING AND DIS/MIS-INFORMING THE AMERICAN PEOPLE AND OUTRIGHT TREASON. YOU ARE GUILTY OF MISLEADING THE NATION LIKE PIED-PIPERS LEADING THE LEMMINGS OFF A CLIFF TO THEIR DEATHS. GUILTY!!!
Take a lesson from a true and real reporter here reporting real truth. He got fired for telling his truth about election fraud and population reduction, but will be more famous than ever soon for speaking his truth.:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BLiSp_O5NY
We are facing the possible ignition of World War Three here any day now. We could wake up and hear that isreal has just pulled off another 9/11 Type False Flag Event, which could be even worse than the 9/11 Event they pulled off to trigger the Iraq/Afghanistan wars they were already in place and prepared for. It is all preplanned by the globalist zionist evil satanic minions of evil and destruction and absolutely abhorrent when one clearly understands the agenda from the top down. KILL THEM ALL OFF!
http://news.yahoo.com/panetta-says-israel-could-strike-iran-spring-repor...
Please Ron Paul, please make this the biggest issue in your policy statements because if you don’t shine the light on this huge clear and present danger to our nation, we may well see these zionist banksters start the world war in which isreal was created to do. Isreal is a MADE UP nation and people that is being USED and played like a three dollar pigbutt-sucker to start the “final solution” war for the globalist profiteers and evil british banksters that seek to use this last war as the population reduction tool it is to rid the planet of 9/10th’s of humanity, or more.
Listen to the evil british agent squid-thing kissenger speak to world war:
http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/world/3089-henry-kissinger-if-you-can-t-hear...
http://educate-yourself.org/nwo/nwopopcontrol.shtml
http://www.threeworldwars.com/albert-pike2.htm
We are all being killed off from so many directions.
http://www.naturalnews.com/033772_Monsanto_Roundup.html
The evil in control is in Britain. We have chemtrails, GMO foods, tainted water systems, dis/mis-information, tainted soils, govt corruption and crime, tainted media, poisoned air, chemicals in everything, pharmaceutical drugs, vaccines, radiation everywhere, non-lethal weapons, and psychotronic electromagnetic energies all aiding in the mass killing of us all. The latest worst of all is the horrendous catastrophic fukushima disaster that no one is talking about, or cares enough to track properly. It is slowly killing every biological life form on the planet. Even now it approaches the west coast and the fish in the Pacific are already contaminated with high amounts of radiation. The days of fresh uncontaminated sea food are over and do you think any one cares, or understands the significance of taking out the oceans as our basic life building block?
Not! Too mind controlled to acknowledge the problem by the propamedia psychotronic warfare that is being waged against the American people. Now, they are mostly all too dumb to realize they are being controlled and killed off slowly. Try to imagine what will happen after an EMP takes place and ALL THE NUKLEAR PLANTS run wild and meltdown because there is no energy to keep them cool. LET THAT SINK IN FOR A MINUTE. IT IS COMING!!! Between the Sun and the Chinese or Russians, there is a high probability of an EMP taking place any time now, OR IN THE NOT TO DISTANT FUTURE. How many people in your neighborhood have died recently from radiation poisoning related causes and electromagnetic attacks? Take a look at your local Obituaries and see.
If you are smart enough to read this, you better stay off the evil addicting drug TV! It is killing you, but do you care America? Please share this with others to wake them up. DO ALL YOU CAN TO GET THEM OFF THE FOX/CNN TV MIND CONTROL DRUG NOW!
Stupid is as stupid does, and ignorance of God’s truth will kill you.
We are coming to the days of no more fooling around, and there will be no time for name calling or ignorance. Everything will be a REAL and a COLD harsh reality of death’s stench. It will fill the land of a stupid people that do not clearly understand what it is going to be like to have war in their own backyards as the evil killers swoop into your towns and cities. Do something now to stop it all, or plan on perishing with the masses as they are led off the cliff.
Follow your Heart!
I will tell you something weird. Just after 9/11 Bush was giving some kind of major speech about going to war. I cannot remember the exact details of when or where, but it was a big deal on that day. While he was speaking, I didn't watch, I went and laid down on my bed. If I laid with my ear in the right place, I could hear a military drum beat reverberating through my box springs and mattress. It sounded like the first seven seconds of this drum call over and over. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKIZkE1BZ8c . After a few years I heard about infrasound and submarine messaging systems that use ultra low frequency sound waves. I wonder if I didn't hear something, slightly changed in frequency by my bed springs, that was supposed to put people in a certain mood.
Wow! Epic Rant! (kinda like reading Homer)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JipHEz53sU&ob=av2e
Enjoy George...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XMr3QO2Sbc
Buy a coffee with cash? Terrorist.
http://www.naturalnews.com/034908_FBI_coffee_shops_terrorism.html
This caused my coffee to come back up...truly scary. Glad i dont get my coffee "over there".
/R
It's not so much that they paid cash, but more the obscenity that they are in the position to not pay interest.
It's upsetting to see such blatant anti-civilisationismness going unpunished.
Reminded me of the 1950's PSA, In case of thermo nuclear war, school children hide under their wooden desks. Good job George!
Thanks for the laughs on a saturday night! Those terrorist "Arrows" are (seemingly) everywhere!
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Terrist, n. - Of and pertaining to the earth. Lat. terra. We are all terrists, especially Big Cyst, that Napolitano person.
hilariouse!
ROFL
Fun Fact:
TBTF have no couter party risk.
http://www.truththeory.org/solving-the-mystery-of-wtc-7/
Solving the Mystery of WTC 7
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5gADTQsM_Y
Mae Mercer's "Careless Love"
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Thanks for this GW. Every now and again you just need to step back and watch the show.
I will now safely carry my flashlight in case of earthquake!
pods
Oh....
Shit, I thought that I was supposed to bury it under a pile of rubble.
So far this year, at least 180 drugs that are crucial for treating childhood leukemia, breast and colon cancer, infections and other diseases have been declared in short supply — a record number.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/46351047/ns/health-the_new_york_times/
How much money will Wall Street save if they can rid America of these Genetically Inferior or Genetically Defective Children?
If they are not cured? They don’t grow up and have children and spread the disease. And long term, Exponential Growth of the Genetically Defective.. that would need to be treated.. in inflated dollars! Instead of a straight drop down profit!
WAIT!!!
You think that there could Never be a concerted effort against We the People.. to that scope and scale? LOL!! FOOL(s)!!! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compulsory_sterilization
180 Drugs to keep alive.. Genetically Defective People who would then Procreate! To spread these expensive diseases too!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! That would never happen! Just like the We the People would NEVER! Pay Wall Street to keep us enslaved in debt.. and then pay them the interest.. to keep us that much more enslaved!! We the People are FARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! To aware of what’s going on to allow anything like these things to happen!
Bill gates promotes population control on CNN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syHdzFVaSz8
and for all of you that said he slipped that one time he said Population Control @ TED! Are Fucking Stupid! Not Ignorant!!
Only the Genetically Weak or defective will die from the Vaccines’! LOL!!
Bill Gates EXPOSED Progressive?! Wants Population Control Through Vaccines "something I love"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNyo0Gu7064
here is the obligatory Rockefeller clip. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClqUcScwnn8
but far more important.. here is the MAN! Telling you why.. and the math that you can back check yourself.. You can repeat the outcome with very simple numbers that NO ONE CAN REASONABLY doubt.
Dr Albert Barlett Clip on The Exponential Function
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uec0F_onVA
you sheep should kill each other.. and “We the Rich and Ubber Entitled Lucky Sperm Club Blue Bloods” can come in and strip you of your gun rights.. because all you do is kill each other..
it would be for your own protection!
And then rule you.. peacefully and profitably.. as possible!
“We the Rich and Ubber Entitled Lucky Sperm Club Blue Bloods” of course reserve the right to kill you off.. I mean allow you to kill each other off and then save you again from yourselves.. the whole time being the hero’s that we have programmed you to need!
Please stay tuned to the heavy rotation of ugly facts and how it was ALL the Jews Fault! As the will be the catalyst!
Once again, “We the Rich and Ubber Entitled Lucky Sperm Club Blue Bloods” could Not! do it without your consistent ignorance!
Now get out there and Kill each other!
You've got one sick and twisted mind. I like it. Ever watched "my 600 lbs life"? America is one sick experiment.
You have the best spam JW
That's the beauty of crying "terrorist". A terrorist can be anyone, anywhere at anytime depending entirely on whose definition you use.
The war on terror doesn't end. It will never end...because how do you ever win when the next attack is right around the corner?
"Recommend you think about it as an essential economic-stimulus package. It'll make much more sense that way ... or not." - Paul
I Am Fishead ( the movie )
http://www.truththeory.org/i-am-fishead/
If you spot this smooth criminal with dead, dead eyes, run the hell away.
LOL!
Michael? Is that you...?
“Civil disobedience is not our problem. Our problem is civil obedience. Our problem is that people all over the world have obeyed the dictates of the leaders of their government and have gone to war, millions killed because of this obedience. . . Our problem is that people are obedient all over the world in the face of poverty and starvation and stupidity, and war, and cruelty. Our problem is that people are obedient while the jails are full of petty thieves, and all the while the grand thieves are running the country. That’s our problem.”
—Howard Zinn
I am convinced that the chapter about the "Robber Barons" was ghost written. He made John Pierpont Morgan sound like a good guy! How can any historian make JPM sound like a good guy?!
GW, you forgot the funniest of all, Burt the turtle. Just duck and cover and you will be safe from a 100 MegaTon blast !!!
Burt's shell was seized from him when it blocked the radiation of the body scanners and he was deemed a security risk by TSA drones.
of course, there is Gambler's Ruin hangin' in the background. - Ned
TSA! TSA! TSA!
George you are a terrist of the worst kind.
Oh my God, I laughed like Hell at that one!
I'm too far gone to care anymore
That is exactly what they are counting on. Good job, citizen!
WOW - That is a great design for a tatoo!
Merlot or Whiskey?
both?
If you have set yourself on fire, do not run.
Exactly. Stand still till the government helps you. And if you haven't paid your taxes, forget it. If you move, you will be ``helped`` by the cops with a nice peper spraying to the eyes.
And the whole thing is brilliant. Nice one sir.
Give a man fire and he will be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire and he will die a painful death.
Run Motherfucker, Run!
Horseshit and tax dollars.
I laughed at this guy too
http://www.infowars.com/doomsday-preppers-guns-taken-after-declared-a-me...
I don't think it's funny at all pal, he's harmless just a firearms enthusiast and prepper.
I've watched his videos and he's been screwed over by his doctor the Judge and the system, we're all next it's called fascism.
If a door is closed, karate chop it open.
That's good advice for all of life, not just emergency situations.