FRiDaY AFTeRNooN MeMe...(UPDATED)

Posted by : williambanzai7

Post date: 05/25/2012 - 14:22

And now for an important message from Y U No GuY...

Greece Has Proved That the ECB Bailout Scheme is Based On Nothing But Lies and Fraud

Posted by: Phoenix Capital...

Post date: 05/25/2012 - 14:30

Put another way, those Greek bondholders who DIDN’T go for the Second Bailout, just got their money back at 100 cents on the Dollar (compared to those who DID go for...

Greece & US Banks: Where's Da Risk?

Posted by: rcwhalen

Post date: 05/25/2012 - 09:44

We will only learn about currency risk exposures as and when the creditors disclose same to investors. In the meantime, we’ll have lots of fun watching media spin their wheels over the...

HaNK PauLSoN SiNGS: CoRZiNe GoT RuNNeD OVeR By A ReiNDeeR...

Submitted by williambanzai7 on 12/09/2011 13:58 -0400

HANK PAULSON SINGS: CORZINE GOT RUNNED OVER BY A REINDEER

(WilliamBanzai7)

Corzine got runned over by a EURO reindeer

Walking home from Lloyd's house Christmas Eve.

You can say there's no such thing as negative Alpha,

But as for me and Blankfein, we believe.

He'd been drinkin' too much Keynesian eggnog,

And they'd begged him not to so.

But he'd lost his trader medication,

So he stumbled out the door into the EURO sovereign snow.

When they found him Christmas mornin',

At the scene of the attack,

There was a note pinned on his forehead,

That said give us all our segregated monies back.

Corzine got runned over by a EURO reindeer

Walking home from Lloyd's house Christmas Eve.

(On his way home)

You can say there's no such thing as negative Alpha,

(Say there's no negative Alpha)

But as for me and Blankfein, we believe.

(Lord, we believe)

Now we're all so proud of Blankfein,

He's been takin' this so well.

See him in there watching Keynesian foozball,

Drinkin beer and playin' Ponzi cards with cousin Ben.

It's not Christmas without Corzine.

All the Goldman family's dressed in black.

And they just can't help but wonder:

Should they pilfer client funds or pay them back?

Corzine got runned over by a EURO reindeer

Walking home from Lloyd's house Christmas Eve.

(Midnight before Christmas)

You can say there's no such thing as negative Alpha,

(Say there's no negative Alpha)

But as for me and Blankfein, we believe.

(Lord, we believe)

Now the noose is on the table

And the populist pudding made by Occupy is hot.

And a red and silver candle

That matches the unwaxed hair on Corzine's back.

I've warned all my friends and neighbors.

"Better watch out for yourselves.

They should never give a Series 7 license,

To bald men who like to trade while playing with themselves."

Corzine got runned over by a EURO reindeer

Walking home from Lloyd's house Christmas Eve.

(Minding his own business)

You can say there's no such thing as negative Alpha,

(What do you mean there's negative Alpha?)

But as for me and Blankfein, we believe.

(Lord, we believe)

Another Version by WallStreet8MyBalls (slightly fine tuned by me):

SANTA GOT FORECLOSED ON BY A BANKSTER
Got tossed from the North Pole Christmas Eve.
His mortgage note was sliced and diced by Wall Street scheisters
Verified and signed by Linda Green

We were all so proud of Santa
He seemed so happy with the Elves
But he missed just one monthly payment
Now he’s living in a Banksta driven hell!

In the year since he was booted,
He took to Occupying Wall Street
But that asshole Bloomberg took his tent and blanket
Now he's out there living on the street!

SANTA GOT FORECLOSED ON BY A BANKSTER
Got tossed from the North Pole Christmas Eve.
His mortgage note was sliced and diced by Wall Street scheisters
Verified and signed by Linda Green

As the year approached November,
Santa begged for nickels and for dimes
Didn’t even get one penny
While those fucking Banksta’s never did no time

Santa even got a hosing,
As Bernanke printed a Bazzilion dollars more
Then he saw those God damned Banksta’s Gloating
Buying Hamptons mansions for their trophy whores!

SANTA GOT FORECLOSED ON BY A BANKSTER
Got tossed from the North Pole Christmas Eve.
His mortgage note was sliced and diced by Wall Street scheisters
Verified and signed by Linda Green

Lots of people saw the carnage,
Surely not a pretty Christmas sight.
No one could divine why Santa
Got beat up and pepper sprayed by NY Cops last night!

SANTA GOT FORECLOSED ON BY A BANKSTER
Got tossed from the North Pole Christmas Eve.
His mortgage note was sliced and diced by Wall Street scheisters
Verified and signed by Linda Green