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HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZERO HEDGE (FINAL)

"You wake up at O'Hare, Dallas-Fort Worth, BWI. Pacific, mountain, central. Lose an hour, gain an hour. This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time. You wake up at Air Harbor International. If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?"

 

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Tue, 01/10/2012 - 12:03 | 2050362 iamtheeggman wh...
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Happy Birthday ZeroHedge!

Many thanks for what you do

Cheers to all!

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 11:51 | 2050318 Pitchman
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In defiance of the metronome

The band plays on

As Bombs burst in mid air

And the house of credit cards falls

Birthed are legions of Tyler Durdens

Marching forth in a Zero Hedge Occupation.

 

 
Lawrence Lessig: Republic, Lost - Americans: It Is Ours To Take Back!

 

The United States of Winning!  Defacement or a Mockery of Debasement?
Sheen looses his pretty face and reveals the true nature of a sociopath. JESUS FLIPS (many coins): The Monetary System Is The Most Important Issue Of Our Time - must see chart at the link below the dollar chart
Tue, 01/10/2012 - 11:38 | 2050260 iamoneman
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Happy Birthday... May the service you provide not be flagged in SOPA...

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 11:49 | 2050308 Ralph Spoilsport
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Look up and write down your important IP addresses now:

 

ZEROHEDGE.COM - Geo Information IP Address 178.209.48.14   Host zerohedge.com Location CH, Switzerland
Tue, 01/10/2012 - 18:32 | 2052000 iamoneman
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Check... & Thanks..

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 11:25 | 2050190 smore
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Happy Birthday, beachez! 

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 11:22 | 2050180 Bullwinkle Moose
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This is the one place that I can get a real sence of what's going on in the world. Thanks Tyler.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 11:21 | 2050174 Instant Wealth
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"When an honest writer discovers an imposition it is his simple duty to strip it bare and hurl it down from its place of honor, no matter who suffers by it; any other course would render him unworthy of the public confidence."
 

Mark Twain - A Tramp Abroad

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 11:14 | 2050133 Dagny Taggart
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+1635. Happy Birthday ZH and thanks for making each and every holiday more festive William.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 11:07 | 2050074 Sweet Chicken
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Happy birthday and thank you for one of the few places I can find anything of real substance. And when can we hang these mother fuckers!?!? ;)

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 10:33 | 2049950 Dr. Engali
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Happy birthday to the Hedge. My favorite web destination. Thank you for the truth's you tell and to the sanity you bring to an insane world.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 10:00 | 2049851 Jay Gould Esq.
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Here's to another memorable year, my ZH friends.

Kung Hei Fat Choy ! 

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 10:00 | 2049810 Mercury
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Happy Birthday ZH.

Rocketh dost thou the world which yet remaineth free.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 09:32 | 2049782 Wakanda
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Happy Birthday ZH!

A special shout out to WB7 who knows that an image can be worth 1000000000000 words.

Thanks!

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 09:13 | 2049749 Eugend66
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Be well, Tylers and the gang !

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 09:10 | 2049743 Fix It Again Timmy
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ZeroHedge - working 24x7 on the jigjaw puzzle of the inevitable and absolutely equal to the task - thanks guys and gals!!

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 09:06 | 2049735 Norma Lacy
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A beacon in the night.    Thanks guys - and Marla where ever she is.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 08:55 | 2049716 Momauguin Joe
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On long enough timeline, Zerohedge will outlive all of the plutocrats who've given us this turd mess to clean up. Happy Birthday Zerohedge. Keep on keeping on.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 08:52 | 2049708 WALLST8MY8BALL
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Happy Birthday ZH! Thank you Tyler, WB7, CD and all the rest of the ZHer's here! In fact recently this site has gotten even Better - No more MHFT!

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 08:26 | 2049674 frenchie
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Joyeux anniversaire ZH !

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 10:48 | 2049992 Red Herring
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<congratulations withdrawn>

 

Donate instead, bitchez!

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 07:55 | 2049641 deewoo
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Happy Birthday,Zerohedge! 

This one is from Beijing.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 07:52 | 2049636 Gold Dog
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Tyler..Logged in or not, ZH is one of my first stops in the morning and one of my last stops at night.

Thanks Brother!

Dog

Ps- More Cowbell!

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 09:51 | 2049817 citrine
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Same here.

Happy Birthday ZH, and many thanks!

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 07:49 | 2049633 GeneMarchbanks
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I know for a fact that many here jerk-off to your work...

Just... fyi

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 10:30 | 2049943 gmrpeabody
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You're telling us more than we want to know, Gene!

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 07:45 | 2049628 Cognitive Dissonance
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Happy Birthday to Tyler (who clearly devotes at least 16 hours a day to ZH), to Zero Hedge and to WillimaBanzai7, for his tireless and monumental (uncompensated) contribution to Zero Hedge and its readership.

I can't remember the last day when there was not at least one Banzai7 post, evidence of Bill's huge effort and devotion to the cause.

Thank you Tyler, ZH and Banzai7. Thank you very much. 

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 10:39 | 2049965 Hulk
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I hate to be the one to tell Tyler this, especially considering he puts in 16 hours a day, but Tyler, most of us are here for the girls...

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 09:42 | 2049803 Don Birnam
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Zero Hedge is a site unlike any other. May it remain that beacon by which the prudent -- and the newly-initiated -- navigate by...

There is not a truth existing which I fear, or would wish unknown to the whole world.

Thomas Jefferson.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 09:11 | 2049745 BoNeSxxx
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Cheers to that!

I have been a loyal lurker since the early days... just got active in 2011 and it's been real.

Truth.  It's not just for breakfast anymore.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 08:18 | 2049662 williambanzai7
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Same to you and everyone else in this Fight Club!

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 09:57 | 2049844 Sancho Ponzi
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y conocerán la verdad, y la verdad los hará libres.

Tyler and Bill: Thanks for everything you do.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 07:33 | 2049610 HungrySeagull
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Happy Birthday ZH.

 

Many more to come.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 06:51 | 2049569 pakled
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This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time.

 

That is deep man.

 

I'm going to use that...

 

ps @izzee: Paper St? Can you say "ironic"?

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 06:50 | 2049567 Al Gorerhythm
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Tylers, and the deeply missed Marla, you are and have been a glorious and well placed kick to the nuts of the MSM and a thorn in the side of TPTB. Bless you all.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 06:25 | 2049549 izzee
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I re-viewed Fight Club last night, haven't seen it in years.

Tyler's bombed out house is on Paper Street. 

Long live ZeroHedge

Cheers

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 06:14 | 2049537 The Heart
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Cris-crossed-crosses and double barrel bangs of brilliant accolades to you all for the great works you produce and share with such an esteemed crowd.

Hey, by the way, do you all know that the spent fuel pool in reactor number four is about to crash and burn because the earthquake on the first cracked it and now it cannot hold water to cool it, which will make Tokyo uninhabitable, and that there is an ongoing National Emergency happening right now that is being covered up? Also, Fukushima province is being evacuated now and the fear is all about more PLUTONIUM escaping.

Heads up everyone. What goes up, must come down and this time, we are talking the real deal.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 06:12 | 2049533 I am Jobe
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Wow wee. Happy Birthday ZH. The website with info that no one else carries and cuts thru BS. Long Live and Prosper ZH and Team

As always- Banzai's babes are schwing.
Keep up the good work Banzai. What a talent, Kudos.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 06:05 | 2049526 zhandax
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Celebration!  WB, thank you for continually providing a visual backdrop for the assorted absurdities presented here and, once again ZH, Happy Birthday, and thank you for putting on display, every day, that the truth reveals the most absurd realities of all.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 05:30 | 2049504 Ruth
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Happy Birthday, touche MSM!!!!!!!   Tylers etal Keep Bringing it on! 

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 04:25 | 2049473 Nachdenken
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You keep us in real time, in a real place.  Good to know you are out there, and here.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 03:49 | 2049440 non_anon
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yin and yang

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 03:32 | 2049418 rosiescenario
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Thanks to all those participating here and especially Tyler and WB.

 

This next year should be a doozey.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 03:16 | 2049401 TraderTimm
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Thanks ZH, for providing an outlet for those who like to think outside the carefully prepared and scrubbed news 'statements' of the main networks.

Being ahead of all the stories and scoops helps too, I guess :)

If I'm in some crazy chaotic future, all I need to hear is someone tellling me they're a ZH-er, I'll help them out. It may be the only way to save the sane ones...

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 03:16 | 2049400 zorba THE GREEK
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Life seems to be going by so fast. It was just the last decade when we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope

with us. Now it appears we have no jobs, no cash, and no hope.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 06:28 | 2049552 old naughty
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No Steve, no Johnny, No Bob...But you have Anthony.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeNsr_nQEfE

HB to ZH.

And thanks to William for sharing.

 

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 02:41 | 2049358 Tsunami Wave
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oOOOoOo000O sexay

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 02:25 | 2049335 JohnG
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I just knew you were lurking!

Happy Day WB7!

Now where's my signal?

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 03:24 | 2049408 JohnG
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Dammit you tagged me as an old dude with an acoustic coupler 300bps modem and a card puch machine.  That was 8th grade.  Damn.

OK.  Got me.

Yeah, as Miles wrote, perfect.

You are a wizard.

I'm speechless. 

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 03:35 | 2049420 JohnG
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And ancient Fortran (pre 77)  at that.  Impressive.

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