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I threw up a little in my mouth. Probably the only time I've ever done that in the presence of tits.
Sen. Paul illegally detained by TSA:
http://www.infowars.com/ron-paul-slams-out-of-control-police-state-after...
We have to stop this Gestapo Police State!
What's next? Senators and Congressmen assasinated by MaoBama care of the NDAA?
Average Americans disappeared into a black prison in Egypt?
lol...if you see something, say something.
I DON'T WANT TO SEE ANYMORE!!!
When did Mr Napolitano start growing breasts?
Maybe I've been in Asia too long, those look like sacks to me.
Hey now kiddies I found this degree program
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This is begging for parody, even though it is a parody of democracy; it's begging for a double parody.
Hmm, no mention of the fringe benefits of groping...I'll have to pass.
Seig Heil! Heil Hussein! Deutcland uber alles!
"In a world of Zombies, Lead is King."
I can just vaguely hear the martial music, no introductory courses in ratting out your neighbors? ;-)
We may never know for certain what happened to Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) on Monday, Jan. 23, 2012.
While passing through airport security, Rand was kept from boarding a flight after refusing to undergo a pat-down. Or detained. Or something.
His father, Rep. Ron Paul (R-Tex.), tweeted: “My son @SenRandPaul being detained by TSA for refusing full body pat-down after anomaly in body scanner in Nashville. More details coming.”
The TSA claims that Rand Paul wasn’t detained. He was simply prevented from boarding the flight because he refused to continue with the screening process.
Ah.
I have to say: Rand Paul may have a point.
If a stranger is asking me to put my hands above my head, either there’s a robbery going on or I’m going through airport security.
If a stranger is asking me for my wallet, keys and cell phone, either there’s a robbery going on or I’m going through airport security.
If a stranger is asking me to remove my sweater and boots and begins lightly stroking my arm, either I’m on a great date with a socially awkward person or I’m going through airport security.
The things we do to get on planes! “I would do anything for love,” Meatloaf sang, “but I won’t do that.” We’ll do that to get on a plane.
But enough is enough.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/compost/post/rand-paul-is-right-abou...
I will be forwarding my therapy bill to you. This has been an abusive trauma that you have foisted on an unsuspecting public.
Sick, Perverted, Gross and that was all before Willianbanzai7 got a hold of her image.
Now she is just a standard poster child for the current administration.
Have you no shame man, no sense of decency, is there any level of perversion you will not stoop to?
I love you WB7! But that's not the hotty I'm used to in your masterpieces! Aaahhh!!!!! Although her better half we probably frame this when the old man brings a copy home! LOL!!!!!!!
She Wolf? How about Billy Goat Gruff. And William Banzai, you could have put that cerimonial belt of a thousand stiches on her!
I think my balls have retracted to somewhere near my lungs in anticipation of getting groped and probed.
Baaaad Janet - bery baaaaad
Ve are vatching you very clozely.
Damn. I think I felt 'movement'.
http://mostaqueali.blogspot.com/search/label/The%20International%20Jewis....
Your anti-semitism undermines any true movement against the bankster police state.
Few, if any, on the list are semitic.
Too good lookin- I'd hit it.
You're slipping, Bill! Put some warts and a sweaty gray skin tone, marmot pelt hair, shapeless blob ass, make it real.
Hi Williambanzai7
I should like to see how Newt would fit the wig of Calista and viceversa.
Thanks for all the truth in your photos.
Hmmm, I see what you are thinking.
Somewhere, J. Edna Hoover is drooling...
Really? :) Glad to hear that!
I am somewhat concerned about my fellow passengers who get a raging hard one, even on viagra, while waiting for Calvin the TSA boy to do a pole grab
Pole grab? more like a camera grab, I can not believe the number of TSA
employees that have been arrested in the last few years for theft, and special feelings etc:
http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/TSA-Security-Agent-Arrested-at-LAX-80858482.html
http://www.dailybreeze.com/news/ci_18339547
Oh and this one.
http://johngaltfla.com/wordpress/unofficial-t-s-a-crime-blotter/
TSA makes Mall security look like Eliot Ness and Cops look like patriots.
Google TSA Agent arrested in (city of your choice), these touchy feely friends of America are a scary bunch of ASK NO QUESTIONS,FOR A PAYCHECK FREAKS.
William you forgot the strap on w/built in fiber optics for deep anal probing
You mean the one made by Olympus?
We need more eye patches....please.
How about one with JN sporting collar emblems. Use See Something - Say Something as a basis. SS on the left, SS on the right. I think Himmler would provide a good model.
whorrid!
Gross!
The only trouble I have with this is that
JR would love, love, love, to look this good.
She is, in fact, a lump of infected flesh,
with only bestowed power, none from within.
I drooped and obliqued the hangers. I suppose I could have put on thunder hips as well. ;-)
Please add grey, wrinkled, death-warmed-over complexion...
...You know what, never mind. Photoshop isn't powerful enough to do what I need done to this [in the loosest possible terms] female.
Evil incarnate. I'm serious about the Miss Hardcastle reference.
Allow me to introduce her evil twin.
http://www.horizontalimage.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Janet-Reno.jpg
Yes, Reno. The two girls were lovers, once....
"Butch" Napolitano never met a Bush she didn't lick.
Isn't that a scene from the porn movie Reno Bukkake?
You got it there!
Gollum?
I just threw up a lot in my mouth.
Looks like she might have as well.
I can do more.
How about a deck of playing cards, like in Iraq? With Hi-Valu Targets, only this time, not Saddam's goons, but the Zionist Goon card deck. Butch, I think, is a criminal zionist. Another poster put up a link to famous zionists you can put on the cards. Next, a card deck of their goy lackeys, with MaoBama as the Ace of Spades? House of Rothschilds could be the Ace on the Goon deck. The Jokers could be regular racial Jews who are not involved with the criminals, since they always get blamed for the Zionist's evil deeds...
Time to buy IMSC!
IMPLANT SCIENCES CORP.:THE ONLY GAME IN TOWN FOR ETD SOLUTIONS!
The following is a statement taken directly from the US House of Representatives Joint Majority Staff report dated November 16, 2011....."The TSA has a vital and important mission, critical to the security of the traveling public. It is the Government's responsibility, however, to DIRECT THE AGENCIES MISSION AND PREVENT CUMBERSOME BUREAUCRACY FROM INHIBITING THE TSA'S ABILITY TO ADDRESS AND ADAPT TO CHANGING SECURITY NEEDS"
It could'nt be any clearer that Congress is spearheading the campaign to adopt widespread Explosive Trace Technology in our nation. What some may not realize is that IMSC product is the best and probably the only solution for their needs and mandate. The reasons are as follows:
>RADIOACTIVE SOURCE.....Implant Science's B220 product is the only product that does not have a radioactive source. Our competitors Morpho and Smiths Detection products contain a radioactive source. The European Union has banned products containing radiation. Considering the uproar in the US about the radiation in the scanners, it is very doubtful that the TDA would adopt another product for use that contained radiation.
>CLEAR DOWN TIME.....Implant Sciences B220 clears down in a matter of seconds. While Smith Detection's and Morpho"s ETD products seem to come close to the clear down time, this is just a small part of the entire picture.
>DECONTAMINATION.....The Implant Science's B220 is the ONLY product that decontaminates itself. Smiths Detection and Morpho do not have the proprietary technology to decontaminate itself. Their product can take hours or even days to do this. The TSA related this information to Glen. This is very important because unless the machine is decontaminated fully after each use, the next person in line to be checked will be shown to have the same results as the previous person. It is easy to see how there would be the possibility of false positives or false negatives. This is definitely not a good position to be in when using the competitors products.
>CALIBRATION.....The Implant Sciences B220 calibrates itself. The Morpho and Smith Detection products take human beings and machines to calibrate. This is a waste of man hours and could necessitate the hiring of more personnel. If you remember one of the RFP's that the Dept. of Homeland Security issued mentioned that the product would not require the hiring of additional TSA employees.
>LOW COST OF CONSUMABLES..... The average cost of consumables for each of our competitor's technology, per machine, is estimated to be $10,000 a year. Our cost of consumables for the B220 is estimated at less than $1,000 a year per machine. The calibration traps ,ALONE, for the Morpho product cost $1 each. Multiply that by each passenger that would be screened by the product in a years time and you can see why the cost of consumables using their product adds up fast. Considering the amount of waste that was documented by Congress, It would be an excellent bet that the TSA would not want Congress to report this waste in their next report.
http://www.marketwire.com/press-release/implant-sciences-quantum-sniffer-qs-b220-achieves-ce-certification-otcqb-imsc-1600917.htm
http://www.marketwire.com/press-release/implant-sciences-quantum-sniffer-qs-b220-receives-confirmation-eligibility-tsa-air-cargo-otcqb-imsc-1600441.htm
Major Hardcastle, AKA "The Fairy..."
Read your C.S. Lewis.
NOW would be a good time to start.
Finished it yesterday, what a letdown! I was expecting the ending to be the final apocalypse, not a simple excorcism.