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JaNeT, SHe-WoLF oF THe TSA

Submitted by williambanzai7 on 01/23/2012 13:13 -0400

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Tue, 01/24/2012 - 11:50 | 2092527 mtomato2

Remember, CSL is the master of the allegory.

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 13:40 | 2089353 Cheyenne

TSA pat downs handled properly...

"A Wyoming man walked through a TSA checkpoint with a raging erection on Thursday, daring TSA officers and even fellow passengers to give him an invasive pat down."

“'I’m next,'” Warren Kelvin, 34, screamed as he pushed to the front of the security line. According to TSA officials, Kelvin had ingested two Viagra and wore sweatpants without boxers for his Southwest flight from Nashville to Phoenix."

http://thewashingtonfancy.com/2011/09/18/man-takes-viagra-wears-sweatpan...

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 17:37 | 2090352 Barbarians_R_Us

Ah, Viagra alone - no matter the dose - won't produce an erection. It takes normal sexual stimulation, in addition to the Viagra, for that to occur. So the real question is: what was this guying doing right before approaching the TSA and where was he doing it?

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 19:16 | 2090690 Jena

Gee... I dunno. What do you think he was doing? As to where, I decline to make a guess on that one.

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 15:44 | 2089973 Jena

That man is a patriot. Just goes to show you how innovative people will find ways to fight back.

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 20:46 | 2090879 IQ 101

I WOOD TOO.

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 15:04 | 2089784 NotApplicable

"I thought he was carrying a baton in his pants. Nope... That was his penis."

That's pure Pulitzer material, there.

Another report I read stated he went through security repeatedly, as well.

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 15:14 | 2089839 blindfaith

humm, what is good for the goose is...well good for a second run thru.

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 14:05 | 2089457 rosiescenario

.....try that at SFO and you'd have TSA agents stun gunning eacg other to do the 'pat down'....

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 17:46 | 2090392 Uncle Remus

LOL

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 13:46 | 2089384 dogbreath

I thought I was the funny guy when I thought the answer to the TSA was to not shower for a week prior to a flight and go the the airport in a bath robe.

+ 2 viagra

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 13:42 | 2089361 williambanzai7

What some people will do to make a...point ;-)

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 21:46 | 2091104 Rockfish

Rand Paul says No to pat down.
Tim Thomas skips POTUS and posts his view on face book
Man confronts TSA with hard on.

WB7 great as always.

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 13:34 | 2089325 Gordon Freeman

Thank you! JN is the highest-ranked psychopathic cunt in this Administration--the Nazis would've loved her!

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 14:59 | 2089751 AnAnonymous

the Nazis would've loved her!

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Nazis were in deep admiration of US citizenism. The US were in their books the primary country to get it right.

Nazis drew a lot of inspiration from US citizenism.

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 13:37 | 2089342 gaoptimize

Rand Paul gets a taste of Half-Life 2 City 17 Combine this morning, eh Gordon?

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 13:28 | 2089303 QEsucks

One day soon when we restore the Republic, there will be insane bidding wars for your Art.

Tue, 01/24/2012 - 02:18 | 2089444 dorei

The artwork is good

There doesn't seem to be a republic

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 13:40 | 2089346 williambanzai7

You realize I did this after I saw the Rand Paul story ;-)

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 13:20 | 2089256 Transformer

Look, this woman is doing her job and doing it well.

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 17:54 | 2090420 Karl von Bahnhof

She blows that job!

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 14:16 | 2089517 Little John

She payin' you?

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 14:52 | 2089704 Transformer

Awww, come on guys. Sombebody has to look for terrorists. You think we should just let them run around going where ever they want, hijacking planes and other forms of transportation? Just look at how well it's working, how many terrorists we have caught. Who know's what the state of things would be if Janet and her organization were no maintaining vigilance.

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 15:00 | 2089755 NotApplicable

Apparently the FBI has caught every terrorist they've ever created.

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 15:14 | 2089833 williambanzai7

I'm sure we will have some new evil threat unveiled before the Super Bowl.

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 17:44 | 2090384 Uncle Remus

Wait - veils are banned in the US now too?

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 13:43 | 2089371 a growing concern

Yay, we live in a fascist state because god forbid the "terrorists" attack us again, nevermind that our own government at the very least knowingly allowed 9/11 to happen, and probably had more to do with it than that.

You, sir, are a fucktard, and I hope you enjoy the groping now and anal probing later that will undoubtedly occur.

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 15:41 | 2089957 blindfaith

Lets see, Pope George started it all with the inquision to rid the country of hertics, mostly Jews and Arabs, in he 1300's and stop the spread of information. Queen Isebella, in spain, picked up the flag in the early 1400's because it was handy in gathering up slaves to row the ships (they were mostly folks who swore alegience, but who cared) and to squash the spread of information and enlightenment. And then the ball was back in the Pope's court for Martin Luther and we all know how nasty accuations and finger pointing let to a new business model of exploding information and especially nasty tourcher as a result.

There has never been a shortage of reasons to control the masses, tourcher was invented by the Priest of Pope George which included waterboarding. setting a pile of unrelated documents in front of the accused and nodding negatively to each answer as if the inquisitor had real fact in front of him and watched the accused squirm, the rack, and hanging by the hands...all still in use today. There was, in fact, a real written book on the hows and whys.

Thanks to money printing, we can now afford more of these luxuries and lower the unemployment rate at the same time. WOW, who would have thought it possible.

Tue, 01/24/2012 - 02:15 | 2089495 dorei

Yikes! anal probes!

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 13:40 | 2089350 mtomato2

Don't you love plain, naked trolling?

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 15:21 | 2089869 blindfaith

Boy, I won't touch that with my 10 inch pole. OOps sorry I mean a 10 foot pole.

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 15:16 | 2089832 Transformer

Awwwww, come on. I'm not trolling. How many terrorist attacks have we had since 911? Hardly anything, just some underwear guy, the christmas tree guy, maybe one other. AND the authorities quickly caught those guys. That means that what the TSA is doing is working, and Americans appreciate it. That's why they put up with the inconvenience. It's too bad about that senator today, but he needs to realize we are protecting freedom!!!

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 21:10 | 2090973 lakecity55

I hate to ruin your day, but those were false flag plants in order to crack down more on honest citizens.

Bin Laden was created and run by the CIA. We gave tacit approval to the Paks to hide him two blocks from a main military base.

When his usefulness was up, MaoBama's handlers (Goldman) knocked him off figuring their puppet would become a hero. Sorry, he's still a corrupt little fag.

Of course, we never saw any evidence of Bin Laden's demise. Maybe he actually retired to Miami after plastic surgery. Or maybe he and MaoBama are humping 10-year-old boys at Blair House.

CIA is the secret service of the Fed.

MI6 is the secret service of the City of London.

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 19:37 | 2090747 ceilidh_trail