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KING HORNEY THE NEWT

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NEWTZILLA 2012
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THE EMPEROR AT CHARLESTON

 

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THE ASS-ASS-INBy Aristarchan

 

MAD MAD MAD NEWT WORLD

Shut up and drive you big Morman!

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IMMORTAL NEWT

"The secret to perpetual youth is arrested development."--Alfred North Whitehead

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SUPER MARIO ESF
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CHINESE FINANCE ZODIAC

 

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Mon, 01/23/2012 - 00:01 | 2087573 Jena
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What am I saying, it always was that way.

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 01:05 | 2087763 williambanzai7
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Hypocrisy, was that included in the Ten Commandments?

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 16:07 | 2090054 Jena
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Not sure.  There's always some catch in the fine print, you know?

Sun, 01/22/2012 - 23:52 | 2087564 williambanzai7
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Dear Lord, I promise never to do it again in this election year...

Sun, 01/22/2012 - 18:20 | 2087074 dexter_morgan
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Awesome as usual. Hey, what's going on with Corzine and MFG? Is he in jail yet?

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 00:45 | 2087700 NoClueSneaker
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.... Gulfstream landed in Qathar, heavy loaded. ( Jamie payed the provision for the gold that Jon mugged from his customers ).

 No extradition to US of A. Maybe he can scam a couple of sheiks there ....

 

... or is he in Paraguay ?

 

Sun, 01/22/2012 - 18:16 | 2087067 CaptainObvious
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Damn you william.  The Finance Zodiac just made me snort hot coffee through my nose.  +10000

Sun, 01/22/2012 - 18:15 | 2087066 Milestones
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Nice take off on the film, "It's a mad, mad, mad World" William!        Milestones

Sun, 01/22/2012 - 18:34 | 2087093 bank guy in Brussels
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Yes, that was terrific.

Really took me back - hadn't thought of that film, and its spectacular old Hollywood star cast, for years.

William Banzai - the big 'W' ! (reference to the film).

The trailer from the 1963 movie with the famous song - (few seconds start in black and white, most of it in colour) -

« It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad World » - It really is, isn't it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sla845GW9YM

Sun, 01/22/2012 - 19:44 | 2087180 the grateful un...
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and remember the money is buried under the big W, as in Bush

Sun, 01/22/2012 - 21:39 | 2087325 Cui Bono
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Stellar....
Mad, Mad, Mad, Mitt followed immediately by Newt
"yes this man is a dickless wonder"...... Gawd, you just know a staffer has to see these....

just sitting here smirking..... CB

Sun, 01/22/2012 - 23:31 | 2087532 williambanzai7
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I sure hope so....Hey staffers, Best Banza7 regards to that wafting bag of shit you idolize!

Sun, 01/22/2012 - 23:36 | 2087538 williambanzai7
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Banzai7 News:

Russian scientist claims signs of Keynesian life spotted on Venus.

Flaming-horned Bunganaire fatally gores woman at porn festival in Italy.

Yosemite National park employee kills Chinese game poacher with tree branch. 

Sun, 01/22/2012 - 18:56 | 2087117 blindfaith
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Louisana passed a law last week to outlaw teaching Global Warming in schools.

Texas, Mississippi, Arkansas, Alabama and South Carolina have similar measures being discussed.

Any questions?  Ask now before it is illegal everywhere in the South

Sun, 01/22/2012 - 22:30 | 2087440 captain_menace
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If they can follow that up with a law prohibiting teaching about debt crises, then we're all set.  See how easy it is to solve difficult problems.

Sun, 01/22/2012 - 19:24 | 2087154 JamesBond
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stupid troll.

isn't there a tofu bar you can get to for dinner tonight in San Fran?

Sun, 01/22/2012 - 17:38 | 2087018 onebir
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Not much unicode action in this forum software. :( Loved the finance zodiac - gongxi facai WB7!

Sun, 01/22/2012 - 23:37 | 2087539 williambanzai7
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I think Adelson is his adopted big brother.

Sun, 01/22/2012 - 17:20 | 2086990 lasvegaspersona
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I would rather go through first year anatomy 5 times than view Newt as a nude cherub. You are the creator of very disturbing images Mr. B7.

Sun, 01/22/2012 - 17:18 | 2086989 DollarMenu
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"perpetual youth" = dickless 

couldn't be more appropriately applicable!

Thanks WB7

Sun, 01/22/2012 - 17:31 | 2087011 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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"I've not seen my willy in two years, which is long enough to declare it legally dead!"

-Fat Newt Bastard

Sun, 01/22/2012 - 23:40 | 2087543 Jena
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I think that's Callista's job, to keep an eye on the willy.

Sun, 01/22/2012 - 23:45 | 2087549 williambanzai7
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I covered the Willie on the statue to save everyone's eyes...and to create a more accurate depiction;-)

Sun, 01/22/2012 - 23:49 | 2087556 Jena
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You're most kind... and your perspicuity most appreciated. ;)

Sun, 01/22/2012 - 16:55 | 2086953 FinalCollapse
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Happy New Year WB7!

Sun, 01/22/2012 - 16:56 | 2086957 williambanzai7
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Same to you! I'm not Chinese, but it is a pretty good holiday here ;-)

Sun, 01/22/2012 - 16:36 | 2086924 Strike Back
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Regarding Immortal Newt: what do you call it when you are laughing hysterically while throwing up a bit?

Sun, 01/22/2012 - 16:38 | 2086930 williambanzai7
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Whatever it is, don't do it in your sleep!

Sun, 01/22/2012 - 16:20 | 2086897 Mongo
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Epic

Sun, 01/22/2012 - 16:34 | 2086920 non_anon
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yep

Sun, 01/22/2012 - 20:15 | 2087227 12ToothAssassin
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The only thing I find more amazing than Mr Banzai's work itself is that the same Mr Banzai continually outdoes himself.

Sun, 01/22/2012 - 23:27 | 2087525 CompassionateFascist
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Mighty fine, WB. But you cannot caricature the Stepford Wife; she already is. Or can you?

Sun, 01/22/2012 - 23:43 | 2087546 williambanzai7
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She is perfect. Just what we need...the "family value Taliban" idolising the "other woman." Adultery is ok as long as it is Republican.

 

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