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OLD MAN ON THE MOUNTAIN

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NEWT'S DEBT STAR
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MAD NEWT BEYOND THE ROMNEY DOME

ALIEN KORN

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MITT BLINGER

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AMERICAN BLINGER

ALL AMERIKAN MITT

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THEY SAVED McCAIN'S BRAIN
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GO ZOMBIE
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ALL IN THE GOP FAMILY

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DRIVE IN MITT
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ROMNEY & MARIE

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NAKED COWBOY

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DOOR TO DOOR

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THE ROAD ANTI-WAR-RIOR

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Tue, 01/10/2012 - 21:46 | 2052660 The Heart
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BanZai!

Obamney!

You hit it brother.

You just predicted the next two runners in the race for head ding-a-ling.

LETS JUST SKIP ALL THE COMING CNN PROPAGANDA AND GET RIGHT TO THE EPILOG.

Another coming vote for the lesser of two evils, one the obama thing, and the portended lesser and intended winner...mittney rom thing.

Same old shit!

Tired of this dam nut house...but where to go?

Death on the home ground in anticipation of ndaa nightly raids, or go to another country?

Where does a ugly american go that he or she is not hated anymore?

Oh the irony of the falling empire...

 

 

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 23:08 | 2053042 williambanzai7
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Those two are gong to get Banzai'd big time.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 22:20 | 2052431 Golden monkey
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We are all fucked with the NDAA.

No way we return them the favor. No way Ose.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 19:47 | 2052239 tip e. canoe
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Vermin Supreme 2012

http://youtu.be/opfKwwW79wk

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 20:08 | 2052331 blindman
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there be genius here in the
vermin supreme and the wb7, etc....
many thanks t.e.c. !

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 19:39 | 2052206 blindman
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll3uipTO-4A
For the love of money-O' jays Full Version
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http://www.nakedcapitalism.com/2012/01/bill-black-more-proof-of-obama-po...
from max and stacy....

Bill Black: More Proof of Obama Policy of Covering Up for Elite Financial Criminals

Bill Black, the author of The Best Way to Rob a Bank is to Own One and an associate professor of economics and law at the University of Missouri-Kansas City. Cross posted from “New Economic Perspectives .
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children think their parents are gods, then they grow up.
grownups think their culture and institutions are god, then
they wake up.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 23:32 | 2053132 Gully Foyle
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blindman

Did you happen to catch Sundays Simpsons episode? Fucking nailed American politics and pundits. Couple of nice Obama digs.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 23:55 | 2053234 blindman
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g,
i didn't see it. but
what, no link?
these subscriptions are crazy. there should be
a central subscription place resulting in general access.
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The Simpsons: Politically Inept, With Homer Simpson
Air date: 01/08/2012 | | Rated: TV-PG
Available on Hulu.com: 01/16/2012
Homer becomes America's newest talking head and political influencer.
The latest episode is available on the computer to DISH subscribers. Learn more
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Newest Aired Episodes
http://simpsonsepisodes.com/

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 19:34 | 2052179 my puppy for prez
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Go to drudge and vote for RP!

http://drudgereport.com/

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 19:52 | 2052265 RSloane
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Done.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 19:17 | 2052126 ShankyS
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Wonderful as always WB7, thanks - love the RP road Warrier. 

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 18:37 | 2052018 mendolover
Tue, 01/10/2012 - 18:15 | 2051944 jack stephan
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The voting booth brings indulgences to mind,  Pay and all sins are forgiven, until we say pay more.  Yes Hayseuss loves me, Yes Hayseuss loves me, because the bible tells me sooo.  Christian school guys may remember that little tune of blind submission. 

Wed, 01/11/2012 - 03:17 | 2053635 StychoKiller
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Dharma:  What is heavier than earth, higher than heavens, faster than the wind and more numerous than straws?

Yudhishthira:  One's mother is heavier than the earth; one's father is higher than the mountains.  The mind is faster than wind and our worries are more numerous than straws.

Dharma:  Who is the friend of a traveler?  Who is the friend of one who is ill and one who is dying?

Yudhishthira:  The friend of a traveler is his companion.  The physician is the friend of one who is sick and a dying man's friend is charity.

Dharma:  What is that which, when renounced, makes one lovable? What is that which is renounced makes happy and wealthy?

Yudhishthira:  Pride, if renounced makes one lovable; by renouncing desire one becomes wealthy; and to renounce avarice is to obtain happiness.

Dharma:  What enemy is invincible?  What constitutes an incurable disease?  What sort of man is noble and what sort is ignoble?

Yudhishthira:  Anger is the invincible enemy.  Covetousness constitutes a disease that is incurable.  He is noble who desires the well-being of all creatures, and he is ignoble who is without mercy.

Dharma:  Who is truly happy?  What is the greatest wonder?  What is the path?  And what is the news?

Yudhishthira:  He who has no debts is truly happy.  Day after day countless people die.  Yet the living wish to live forever.  O Lord, what can be a greater wonder?  Argument leads to no certain conclusion, the Srutis are different from one another; there is not even one Rishi whose opinion can be accepted by all; the truth about Dharma and duty is hid in caves of our heart:  therefore, that alone is the path along which the great have trod.  This world full of ignorance is like a pan.  The sun is fire, the days and nights are fuel.  The months and the seasons constitute the wooden ladle. Time is the cook that is cooking all creatures in that pan (with such aids); this is the news.

How blissful it is to remain ignorant -- still feel like indicting those that tried to elevate the Human condition?

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 17:55 | 2051865 RocketmanBob
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Awesome Banzai7, and that's coming from an old school Rethug!

The 3 of Romney, starting with "Alien Corn" are great, and I love "All in the GOP family".

And The image of McCain you're working with is awfully reminiscent of Popeye the sailor; or was that by design :)

And "American Eden"? Dude, that's a masterpiece in and of itself.

Keep 'em coming, bro

My Regards.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 21:59 | 2052741 williambanzai7
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He does look like Popeye,

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 17:54 | 2051864 Dr. Engali
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Great job Banzai. I'll take one coffee cup with the republicrat skull on it please.

Wed, 01/11/2012 - 07:07 | 2053015 williambanzai7
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It's in the shop now.

www.zazzle.com/williambanzai7

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 17:53 | 2051858 Meremortal
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My Father was a drummer boy for Mussolini in 1936. It wasn't a choice. When the tax collectors started coming back empty-handed, Mussolini sent soldiers to take the jewelry off the women in my family's little village deep in the mountains of Abruzzo. Reelect Obama and maybe he'll come for your gold. 

That was the last straw for Grandpa who emigrated to the States. Dad ended up in WWII, on the American side. Dad survived came back to the USA and became financially independent, as did all of his children. 

The next time they give you all that bullshit about Socialism, check its' track record. Or better yet, move to a Socialist/Fascist country for a while and see how you like it. Despite the revisionism of the left, Socialism and Fascism are both centrally planned ideologies, and right next to each other on the political scale. 

All this collapse talk, tell me...Which political system has actually collapsed, over and over again, in country after country? Which ones are closest to collapse now? Just think, you or your child could be a drummer boy someday too.

Wed, 01/11/2012 - 09:43 | 2054013 Uchtdorf
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So true and beautifully expressed. Thanks for the insight.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 22:03 | 2052755 williambanzai7
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I know what you mean. But one thing I have concluded is that all the labels are part of the problem. They are used to confuse and divide.

Right left, blue red, they all want to hide in your underwear.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 23:29 | 2053117 Gully Foyle
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  • "A is not A," Hagbard explained with that tiresome patience of his, "Once you accept A is A, you're hooked. Literally hooked, addicted to the System."

I caught the references to Aristotle, the old man of the tribe with his unfortunate epistemological paresis, and also to that feisty lady I always imagine is really lost Anastasia, but I still didn't grok. "What do you mean?" I asked, grabbing a wet handkerchief as some of the teargas started to drift to our end of the park. "Chairman Mao didn't say half of it," Hagbard replied holding a handkerchief to his own face. His words came through muffled; "It isn't only political power that grows out of the barrel of a gun. So does the whole definition of reality. A set. And the action that has to happen on that particular set and on none other." "Don't be so bloody patronizing," I objected, looking around a corner in time and realizing that night I would be Maced. "That's just Marx: the ideology of the ruling class becomes the ideology of the whole society." "Not the ideology. The Reality." He lowered his handkerchief. "This was a public park until they changed the definition. Now, the guns have changed the Reality. It isn't a public park. There's more than one kind of magic." "Just like Enclosure Acts," I said hollowly. "One day the land belongs to the people. The next day it belongs to the landlords." "And like the Narcotic Acts," he added. "A hundred thousands harmless junkies became criminals overnight, by Act of Congress, in 1927. Ten years later, in '37, all the pot-heads in the country became criminals overnight, by Act of Congress. And they were criminals, when the papers were signed. The guns prove it. Walk away from those guns, waving a joint, and refuse to halt when they tell you. Their Imagination will become your Reality in a second." And I had my answer to Dad, finally, just as a cop jumped out of the darkness screaming something about freaking motherfucking fag commies and Maced me, as was certain to happen (I knew it as I crumbled in pain) on that set.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 18:00 | 2051882 GoinFawr
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Do you consider Norway 'socialist'?

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 17:05 | 2051674 GoinFawr
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RE George Carlin's defective inductive arguments:

This one time, I breathed air, and it smelt bad, so now I refuse to breathe anymore. I'll let you know how it works ou...

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 23:36 | 2053150 Gully Foyle
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GoinFawr

Strikes me Carlin damns everybody not just voting

Here is the quote

 

I don't vote. Two reasons. First of all it's meaningless; this country was bought and sold a long time ago. The shit they shovel around every 4 years *pfff* doesn't mean a fucking thing. Secondly, I believe if you vote, you have no right to complain. People like to twist that around – they say, 'If you don't vote, you have no right to complain', but where's the logic in that? If you vote and you elect dishonest, incompetent people into office who screw everything up, you are responsible for what they have done. You caused the problem; you voted them in; you have no right to complain. I, on the other hand, who did not vote, who in fact did not even leave the house on election day, am in no way responsible for what these people have done and have every right to complain about the mess you created that I had nothing to do with.”

“The next time they give you all that civic bullshit about voting, keep in mind that Hitler was elected in a full, free democratic election”"Now, there's one thing you might have noticed I don't complain about: politicians. Everybody complains about politicians. Everybody says they suck. Well, where do people think these politicians come from? They don't fall out of the sky. They don't pass through a membrane from another reality. They come from American parents and American families, American homes, American schools, American churches, American businesses and American universities, and they are elected by American citizens. This is the best we can do folks. This is what we have to offer. It's what our system produces: Garbage in, garbage out. If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're going to get selfish, ignorant leaders. Term limits ain't going to do any good; you're just going to end up with a brand new bunch of selfish, ignorant Americans. So, maybe, maybe, maybe, it's not the politicians who suck. Maybe something else sucks around here... like, the public. Yeah, the public sucks. There's a nice campaign slogan for somebody: 'The Public Sucks. Fuck Hope.'"

"I have solved this political dilemma in a very direct way: I don't vote. On Election Day, I stay home. I firmly believe that if you vote, you have no right to complain. Now, some people like to twist that around. They say, 'If you don't vote, you have no right to complain,' but where's the logic in that? If you vote, and you elect dishonest, incompetent politicians, and they get into office and screw everything up, you are responsible for what they have done. You voted them in. You caused the problem. You have no right to complain. I, on the other hand, who did not vote -- who did not even leave the house on Election Day -- am in no way responsible for that these politicians have done and have every right to complain about the mess that you created."

George Carlin

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 18:14 | 2051938 NotApplicable
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Ok, I'm curious. I can't recall listening to a Carlin monologue and thinking how flawed it was, and I'm pretty damn skeptical. While it seems you perhaps, are the skeptics skeptic.

Can you provide a real example of one of his defective inductive arguments?

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 16:40 | 2051582 Odd Ball
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Voted RP today.  Been a libertarian since 18.  First time I've been able to vote for one who has a shot at winning.  "Live free or die for death is not the worst of evils."  General John Stark

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 23:07 | 2053037 williambanzai7
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Obamney is a mockery of "Live Free or Die"

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 18:29 | 2051990 mendolover
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Can't wait to cast my vote for Dr. Paul, but unfortunately I'm thinking the fix is in for Mittens...

1.Nixon lost the election in 1960. Nixon stands down in 1964 as Goldwater is finally
given his chance.
2.Nixon returns in 1968.

3.Reagan wants the nomination in 1976. Stands down for Ford.
4.Reagan is rewarded for being a good soldier with the nomination in 1980. GHWB stands down.
5.GHWB is rewarded for being a good soldier with the nomination in 1988. Dole stands down.
6.Dole is rewarded for being a good soldier with the nomination in 1996.
7.W gets the nomination in 2000. McCain stands down.
8.McCain is rewarded for being a good soldier with the nomination in 2008. Romney stands down.
9.Romney will be awarded for being a good soldier with the nomination in 2012.

 

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 20:47 | 2052488 Wakanda
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We are involved in the Second American Revolution.  We will shatter the patterns and create something new.

Go Ron!

Wed, 01/11/2012 - 00:55 | 2053438 Hephasteus
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No you won't. You'll be told and told over and over that there are rules which must be followed. If you follow the rules and win you will be presented with a breaking of all the rules and told all is fair in love in war.

The people who break the rules will never be controlled or made socially non dangerous because they will simply tell you that you must follow rules to deal with them. Which they will then break.

The ghost region will do everything to support and maintain the system because the world simply reflects a gallactic and universal conciousness that is similar.

All it does is claim that even though the most powerful forces are allowed to operate there are other more powerful forces that keep them inline and will punish them. Which isn't true. I mean when people are allowed to kill or harm people 20 million 100 million 200 million at a time their body should be so stricken with disease and rot that they die. But no they are healthy as a horse often taking years to degrade like ronald reagan and bush and cheney.

Peoples ethics will constantly hurt them. The government will consantly assert that you owe them something but if you do it they will shame you and assert that you are doing for entirely selfish reasons which is exactly their motivation.

And people never get the imbalance and the fact that evil can create good but good can't create evil. Which leaves you a creation of evil and your status as good being only transitory until you can be recreated as good.

And this system is supposed to end with a "chance" at becoming immutable with some forces offering you a chance to "change" with many goofballs saying that change will result in you becoming immensly powerful. With bibles saying let he who is just remain just and he who is unjust remain unjust.

It's more likely that ron paul hope will come and go and the system will continue on towards it's suicidal projectory involving everyone in it. God doesn't make deals because he's a terrorist and the "they" that make up god are only interested in what they can and can't get away with learning any method they can attract you and control you for their benefit.

And they'll recognize the limitation of their control model and seek to create a better control model while simultaneously hoping enough people won't be able to come up with a strong enough refusal energy. Or leave them with a planet that they make the rules on but which can't attract anyone to come and subject themselves to the debasement that they wan't to subject everyone. Because they want to create a planet that showcases thier own glory that everybody will say you gotta go there and learn from them. And the things at the top will have a good flow of spice and won't be hungry as their power drives are insatiable. And tightly ordered energy debased to confusion and powerlessness is their food. While the planet turns into a bunch of debased individuals seeking to get back what they lost in a system that keeps debasing them more and more. But which is entirely ponzi beacause it needs to have inexperienced players overwhelming the people who've been through the program too many times to believe in it. Which makes ron paul supporters simply low probability participants who will not be allowed here without an overwhelming number of idiots to controll them.

And news will go topless and then bottomless and then pornographic. And jobs will be work farms which feed you just enough to extract the maximum debasement from you as your body slowly devours itself and you die of disease. And people will marvel because you'd think that energy would flow from highest potential to lowest potential. But it doesn't it flows breaking down lower potentials into increasingly debased lower potential which is precisely how our economic system operates. And engineers will work with the easiest and highest potential energies never understanding that they were derived from this process until they are gone and the break down occurs again.

Or people could refuse and keep refusing the power structure until it finally gives up because it's outed understood and mapped and is running out of places to hide.

Thu, 01/12/2012 - 01:54 | 2057456 Cathartes Aura
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very wordy.

tl;dr

The tao that can be told
is not the eternal Tao
The name that can be named
is not the eternal Name.

The unnamable is the eternally real.
Naming is the origin
of all particular things. , ,

http://academic.brooklyn.cuny.edu/core9/phalsall/texts/taote-v3.html#1

Wed, 01/11/2012 - 07:49 | 2053813 Hephasteus
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You're helping my case. You're little speech there on dharma says that if you follow a path you will be "freed". And christianity says that you are under the law until you do all kinds of shit to get out from under the law. Then says only through christ can you get out from under the law. Both these ideologies imply that there is a force that makes the rules and enforces the rules and creates a life based on our actions and reactions to those rules. It also implies that the enforcing agent doesn't have to follow any rules.

Let me introduce you to another concept. Squaring up earthly structure with heavenly structure. You see enforcing agents not following the laws they enforce. You see politics lying day and night to get your cooperation. When people get sick of the lying they go to straight to brute force. You see a world that promises that if you go through all these processes it will eventually balance everything. This contextualizes earthly and heavenly exstance. Earth keeps trying to create top down control. The pyrimid is the shape of egyptian control system.

At the top pharoah.

Next pharoahs guard and army.

Next government administation.

next the merchant class.

On down the pyramid.

The top make the rules but they do not follow them. Their power is rooted in cruelty and not caring and deception.

You have 2 choices live in a complex society or try to live in a simple society and watch the complex society come dump trash in your river or ignore you until it needs space or decides to cut down your rainforest. You have a god that shares peace and bliss but it's a carrot. It can't be sustained. It would run out. The illuminati call this Xanadu. Mother Theresa was given Xanadu and then worked to death as a reward.

You have religions promising 1000 year golden ages that never come. Here's how it really works.

Religion creates a strawman. Endows that strawman with "holy" power. Government steps in and manifests the strawman. The strawman is all powerful and all knowing and all wise. The government projects that image as well. The leaders of government try very hard to not display the eventual narcissism that comes from trying to embody the religous strawman. The government protects religion. Religion at various points in history like the dark ages tried to embody it all by itself. There never is any division of church and state. Church creates the strawman god. Government acts as the agent of the strawman god. They are not under the law. They are the ascended. You are the descended. They are not better than you they are in fact much much much worse. But they are above you because they are much much much worse and are able to get elements of the society to fight for them to defend them. It is witchcraft. It is the magician card in tarot. It is sympathetic union with a dead unreceptive husk of people who don't care about you and are only interested in you caring about them.

The world has 2 kinds of people in it. Those addicted to controlling others and those sick of being controlled. Everyone above merchant in the pyramid structure is beneath you and everyone below merchant in the pyramid is your moral superior. That simple hingepoint is why coorporations have taken over the merchant class and fused it entirely into govenrment. The merchant negotiates an exchange. The corporation dictates the price, demands the signing of a EULA, impliments corporate policy for every procedure. Price fixes the stock market, dictates all terms of give and take, and limits it's liability.

Any nation that does not haggle in markets is a nation under god. Pure and simple. A world with a rigged market system. With bankers losing 38 thousand famers money gambling in british spread betting parlors without going to jail. Is UNDER GOD. And GOD is evil. Because he is obeyed.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 16:56 | 2051634 kaiserhoff
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Hand made sign in my neighborhood:

 

VOTE RON PAUL

WIN A FREE COUNTRY

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 21:20 | 2052588 disabledvet
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there can never be too strident of a principled opposition can there. he will be at the podium. he will be speaking.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 16:35 | 2051575 kaiserhoff
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Lordy William, damn near choked and swallowed my tongue on Archie and Edith.

I predict Ron Paul will win Dixon Notch...  (He always does;))

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 17:21 | 2051739 lincolnsteffens
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Nice,Bozo! What about Arab/Muslim apartheid against Jews over thousands of years. What about Muslim apartheid against Christians  over the last hundred years? Seems to me you have tunnel vision.

 

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 15:58 | 2051448 dexter_morgan
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Wow - awesome stuff, like usual!

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 15:50 | 2051406 rosiescenario
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What an amazingly terrific series WB....especially liked the NH license plate.....

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 15:49 | 2051401 israhole
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I'm still laughing at Santorum as "Eedit"

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 15:29 | 2051292 Liquid Courage
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Marie (sings): I'm a little bit crazy ...

Romney: ... I'm a batshit Wall $treet mole!

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Edith (screetching): ... and you knew who you were then ...

Archie (with a wink): ... goils were goils and men were men ...

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 15:33 | 2051310 williambanzai7
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Thooooose were the daaaaays...

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 19:27 | 2052152 Casey Stengel
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"We could surely use a man like Herbert Hoover again"

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 15:54 | 2051424 Dburn
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William, Did you do the screen caricatures? Much needed. Great stuff.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 23:06 | 2053032 williambanzai7
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Do you have any in particular that you like most?

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 15:00 | 2051178 Cognitive Dissonance
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My eyes, my eyes.

You bastard. What have you done to my eyes?

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 15:04 | 2051186 williambanzai7
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Maybe we should start selling eye drops on zazzle.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 19:25 | 2052146 blindman
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go with the 4d glasses, the ones with
a windshield washer for the third eye.

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