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Obama Addresses The Nation Over The "Debt Ceiling Stalemate"

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My fellow Americans... blah blah blah... stalemate.... blah blah blah... runaway spending... blah blah blah... all Bush's fault.... blah blah blah... compromise.... saving money from ending illegitimate wars.....blah blah blah... ceiling must be raised or America will be destroyed...blah blah blah... no more social security for anyone... blah....god bless you all...  is the camera off? Where are the Camel lights?

The official release

Tonight at 9 p.m. EDT President Obama will address the nation on the stalemate in Washington over avoiding default and the best approach to cutting deficits.

 

Watch the speech live tonight at WhiteHouse.gov/live and engage with Administration Officials all week. 

 

Starting tomorrow, White House Administration Officials will hold "Office Hours" on our social networks to answer your questions about the President’s speech and the ongoing deficit debate. Brian Deese, Deputy Director of the National Economic Council and Special Assistant to the President, will be answering your questions on Twitter tomorrow at 5:00 p.m. EDT. Ask your questions with the hashtag #WHChat and stay tuned for opportunities to engage throughout week.

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Tue, 07/26/2011 - 03:20 | 1493683 FlyPaper
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+1

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:45 | 1492877 Frankie Carbone
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Why do you still fall for the false dichotomy?

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 22:48 | 1493149 Chuck Walla
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Harry Reid could have had this done with all Democrats all the time and got it raised. he waited. This clusterfuck is all Harry.  I suppose the GOP guys are responsible for not proposing a budget in Oct 2010, oh wait, they were the minority. 

 

If people can't change, then Bawney Fwank is still blowing little boys  for nickles under the boardwalk.

Tue, 07/26/2011 - 02:45 | 1493654 D.M.
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@tunaman4u2 

How the fuck can you be commenting on this blog and still be stuck in the left-right paradigm? Get a fucking grip asshole!

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:14 | 1492696 myztix
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what's the point of this video???

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:16 | 1492698 baby_BLYTHE
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I cut taxes, no wait... I will raise taxes back to the Clinton tax rates... wait....

I extended the Bush tax cuts... No, wait, hold on... the wealthiest Americans must pay their fair share.

Seriously, is this the most pathetic president this nation has ever seen or what?

Such a double-speaker. God daHam 

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:19 | 1492732 oogs66
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everything he did, was "right at the time"  this is beyond insane...

his lack of understanding is monumental and his fear mongering of credit cards is just evil

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:35 | 1492810 Rick64
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Seriously, is this the most pathetic president this nation has ever seen or what?

 There is some stiff competition in that category. In the top 20 for sure.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:39 | 1492827 baby_BLYTHE
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Lincoln+Truman+Wilson+Bush( I+II)+Roosevelt

ya sure, but at least some of those losers spoke what they meant.

The current occupant doesn't even know what he is saying half the time. He is clearly carrying out an agenda, it is just done with a velvet glove over an iron fist which makes him so dangerous

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:43 | 1492864 Vic Vinegar
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Agreed.  Generally speaking the Bushes meant what they said...a thousand points of light, the Decider, etc.

I can't speak on the others.  I don't know what kind of bullshit was going on in their day.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:56 | 1492926 Real Estate Geek
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Lincoln+Truman+Wilson+Bush( I+II)+Roosevelt

 

Reading "Truman," by David McCullough will probably change your mind in that regard.  It's a wonderful biography, and IIRC it won the Pulitzer Prize.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:57 | 1492939 Rick64
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The people/money behind the Presidents and most politicians all have agendas and as they see it the presidents duty is to carry it out because they are the ones that got him elected. Go back and research the previous presidents. How many presidents wrote their own speeches. Obama is just more of the same. Nothing has changed.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 22:58 | 1493202 CompassionateFascist
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Franklin Pierce was worse. Way, way worse.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:59 | 1492948 I Am The Unknow...
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Hey now Baby Blythe don't be so hard on Barry, after all he says the SAME things Ronald Reagan says.....yep, that's right, he is just like Ronald Reagan

-barf

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:15 | 1492699 Dr Bob
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what a f*cking joke this guy is

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:15 | 1492700 TuesdayBen
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Man is a boob

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:15 | 1492701 Stares straight...
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blah blah...let me be clear... blah blah blah...

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:21 | 1492739 Hansel
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How did Tyler and you get the transcript already?!?!?!?!?!

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:15 | 1492703 FunkyMonkeyBoy
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Someone take the teleprompter away and we'll see how wise and intelligent this entity really is.

American propaganda = the best money can buy.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 23:19 | 1493277 trav7777
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he's fuckin Teddy Ruxpin

Tue, 07/26/2011 - 02:10 | 1493619 Smiley
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LMAO!

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:15 | 1492704 BlackholeDivestment
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...come on, this guy is Rosemary's Baby and you know it.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:15 | 1492705 Captain Benny
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Anyone else sick of this idiot's body language?  Its pathetic.  He needs to stop waving his arms and fists, cause he looks like a god damn political monkey.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:42 | 1492861 CrashisOptimistic
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Don't call him monkey.  People will leap to conclude that is racism.

I recommend against jigaboo, too.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:47 | 1492888 Frankie Carbone
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Is HNIC off limits too?

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 23:21 | 1493283 trav7777
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racism is a meaningless word.

How about if we call him nigger?  Will lemmings leap to some conclusion then?  You can't stop their leaping

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:16 | 1492710 toady
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Blah blah blah class warfare blah offended blah send a message blah out of many we are one blah rigid ideologies blah greater good blah more perfect union blah god bless the united states of america.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:16 | 1492711 KennyG09
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In Soviet Amerika, Telepromter read you!

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:30 | 1492780 urbanelf
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You, sir, know how to comment!

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 22:46 | 1493147 Frankie Carbone
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Thanks brother, I needed some comic relief. Ooo, I used the word "brother". Does that make me racist?

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:16 | 1492712 urbanelf
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This is one dip you should definitely not buy.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:18 | 1492726 whether underground
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+1

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 22:02 | 1492969 KennyG09
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+2

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:16 | 1492713 Harb
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Economic Justice bitches

This shit is getting fin old.

 

Blame the rich, blame the repubs, blame everyone but our side

 

 

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 22:27 | 1493003 Rhodin
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Blame the rich, blame the repubs, blame everyone but our side

 

I'm really quite surprised most people don't get it as the red and blue teams pass the baton of blame back and forth.  The teams work for the bankers.  Really it is quite simple, the more gov't spends, the more they borrow, the more gov'ts borrow, the more the bankers make, and the more control they have

Obviously, the "owners" are to blame.  No point in pinning it on the spokesman (prez) or one or both teams of minions (politicians) or the coaches(lobbyists) or even team owners (megabanks).  Those to blame are the owners of the megabanks.  Lesser cabal members will quickly be retired and replaced, if disabled by blame.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:16 | 1492714 Chasecran
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Wow, I mean...whoa.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:16 | 1492715 Cassandra Syndrome
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Compromise Bitchez

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:16 | 1492716 oogs66
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worst presidential address ever?

 

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 23:32 | 1493326 Hi Ho Silver
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2nd worst. Friday's was the worst. An angry blithering idiot is worse than a blithering idot.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:17 | 1492719 Spastica Rex
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GAHAGAAHGGAGAGAGHAHHHAGAGAGAGGAGAGAGGAGGGAAAGAAGHHAHAHHAHAA!

I MEAN IT!

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:17 | 1492720 whether underground
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I remember when some of my friends and many in the media kept saying how brilliant a speaker this "powerful orator" was.  People were feinting at his campaign rallies, blinded by his brilliance.  Now here we are and I guarantee that most people are watching the rain delay of the Pirates/Braves...can't nobody still be listening to this purple-lipped D-Bag.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:21 | 1492747 oogs66
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he is good once he starts talking about pie in the sky stuff ....sadly details and hypocracy make up most of his cr*p and he looks like a 6th grader who forgot to imagine the audience is in their underwear

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 22:46 | 1493115 hedgeless_horseman
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Tonight at 9 p.m. EDT President Obama will address the nation on the stalemate in Washington over avoiding default and the best approach to cutting deficits.

His team does well prepping the battlefield.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:18 | 1492721 oogs66
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"compromise is a dirty word in washington"

wasn't his last "compromise" to extend bush tax cuts and enact some new payroll cuts?  this is insanity

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:18 | 1492723 I am Jobe
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WTf is alll the press conferences for. WTF. I have had enough of this crap. Dumbp President and COngress . USA is a joke.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:37 | 1492824 Hansel
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+1, goddamn camera whores

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:18 | 1492724 Hannibal
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Spineless and pathetic, what a farce!

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:19 | 1492728 Samual Adams
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BONER IS ON!!!!!  Love the Green Tight and fake tan. 

DEFAULT USA, DEFAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  BITCHEZ

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 23:02 | 1493225 CompassionateFascist
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He neglected to cry. and that's bullish.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:20 | 1492729 Atomizer
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Words of a desperate man receiving his spend thrift orders from Central Bankers.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:19 | 1492730 pupton
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Lies, talking points, blame Bush, rhetoric....eat shit you fraud.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:42 | 1492731 carbonmutant
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The fundamental problem here is that Congress is supposed to negotiate the budget not the President. Obama's problem is that he wants to be king. He wants to take credit for negotiating a deal that he doesn't belong in.

His attempt to  intentionally sabotaged the talks by trying to  add another $400 billion in tax increases when he doesn't get his way betrays his true agenda.
Mon, 07/25/2011 - 23:07 | 1493239 CompassionateFascist
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Earlier today, addressing his fellow thugs at a La Raza klavern, Zero made some jocular remarks about "doing it all himself", i.e., setting up a dictatorship. The mestizos laughed and applauded. Please, Zero, try it....just try it. The Gunrunner investigation will implicate Holder quite soon. One step away from Zero.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:19 | 1492733 Chasecran
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Did he say "Hedge Fund Manager?" Oh shit.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:20 | 1492735 I am Jobe
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Its Bush's fault is all i hear. WTF. Well,, you have thr office fucking fix the issue you Kenyan Idiot.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:41 | 1492854 DonnieD
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Hey, he's not Kenyan. He was conceived through immaculate conception and has been delivered to earth by a higher being to lead us sheeple to a zen like existence of bikes, debt and funny looking light bulbs.

Deities don't need birth certificates

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 22:38 | 1493117 Rhodin
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Hmmm... if we indulge fantasy...How about an alien designed human-bot sent to help manage their Earth zoo? 

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:20 | 1492736 Cassandra Syndrome
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Alec baldwin on now

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:21 | 1492741 thadoctrizin
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Good bejeezus who writes this crap. The propaganda is becoming surreal. Raising the debt limit for 6months won't fix the problem.... Yeah we need to raise it permanently +$infinity problem solved. How can he read this junk and then end we a statement like "let's show the world why America is still the best nation". Oh here we go.... Boners turn. What a dim bulb. He couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 23:10 | 1493246 CompassionateFascist
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But he can cry us a river.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:21 | 1492745 grunk
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What is his obsession with corporate jets?

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:32 | 1492796 oogs66
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he wants air force one and marine one to be special :(  bet you they get paid even in a government shut down

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:21 | 1492746 Harb
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I vote for the green tie

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:23 | 1492752 Cassandra Syndrome
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March 17th already?

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:22 | 1492749 metastar
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Come together as one nation!!!???

WTF! There is class warfare being declared by the top 0.1% and the big O wants us to come together?

 FU Bar S.

Let the debt ceiling fall. Let this scam of a monetary system and government fall with it. Let us once again have the constitution and the rule of law!

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:47 | 1492750 Bob
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No point in thinking about Barry O.  He's a loser. 

Boehner, otoh, just attributed the "greatest financial crisis in my lifetime" to government debt. 

C'MON.  Just fucking say something that isn't an orgasm at the end of bankster cock. 

In public?  C'MON!

He said it, bitchez. 

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:23 | 1492754 Arius
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i have a question:

when he said Ragan raised the debt ceiling 18 times or Bush 7 times, this means they raised it every few months correct?

why then he doesnt agree to raise it for 3-6 months like his predecessors did?

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:38 | 1492825 jmc8888
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Because before when bending over for wall street, the idiots didn't say to kill grandma in the process, then grandpa, then insert next loved one every few months.

Also, unlike then, now we're living in basically 100 percent fraud conditions.

Don't cancel the fraudulent debt via Glass-Steagall, instead pretend the debt is legitimate, increase the ceiling...but only if you agree to give one of your nuts to do it.

 

Nothing gets solved until we cancel the fraudulent debt, and alter the structure so the fraud can't be perpetrated after the debt wiping is done.  Right now we're just throwing more money after bad, and cutting needed things (mostly) in order to fruitlessly 'solve' (as in NOT solve) the problem.  (and somehow think cuts will change the situation?...like a bucket bailing could of saved the titanic)

There is no 'fix' except for Glass-Steagall.  The call to shoot ourselves in the head and like it is just pure propaganda.  No amount of cuts will cure the problem, because cutting everything to zero, still keeps the structural problem around, and thus the structure will still ensure everything remains broken.

We're just metaphorically selling Jesus down the river for 30 pieces of confederate paper. (so basically for free)

Glass-Steagall

 

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:48 | 1492755 BlackholeDivestment
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...from Dick Army to Barney Frank and now the Boehner speaks, it boils down to ...we getting scu ru ooood by corrupt dickheads.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:26 | 1492765 Bruce Flea
Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:27 | 1492767 frippy
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Obongo, now there is a jejune, insipid, mucilaginous concoction, a pastiche of inanity, liberally laced with doltishness. A generous blend of anencephaly (one part), lassitude (two parts), and myxedematous cretinism (three parts).

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:35 | 1492816 Bruce Flea
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Not very often I have to look a word up in the dictionary.  That took three times... Jejun, anencephaly, and myxedematous are now solid additions to my vocablulary. A lovely piece of expository writing.  You're hired!

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:39 | 1492834 Medea
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Did you steal my copy of Thesaurus-ing for Retards?

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:28 | 1492770 jmc8888
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With all these addresses, he's going to need another teleprompter.  When the milli vanilli moment happens, one does not know.

One thing we do know is, whatever is cut, will eventually be spent via bailouts for wall street for fraudulent debt (and to pay off outstanding fraudulent debt)

Why? No changes to the structure that allows it, will have been made.

Only Glass-Steagall will change that structure, AND get rid of the current outstanding fraudulent debt.   Making all current plans amounting to jerking off onto grandma, and oneself.

So which wall street plan do you like? Boehner's wall street plan? Obama's wall street plan? Or Paul Ryan's wall street plan?

Glass-Steagall

 

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:40 | 1492849 Bob
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+1 There's always the hope that we can make a difference, even at this stage of the "game."

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 22:34 | 1493099 Bicycle Repairman
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"When the milli vanilli moment happens,"

I can just see Obama now..... "Girl, you know it ..... Girl, you know it..... Girl, you know it..... Girl, you know it..... Girl, you know it..... Girl, you know it...."

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:50 | 1492771 BlackholeDivestment
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...what's this ''we have never defaulted bullshit, the Alan Simpson and the President's debt commision circle jerks listen to Carmen Reinhart, she made the point that we defaulted when Nixon was establishing the Great Wal Mart of China and dropping gold so Chairsatan had something to cast out of the copter.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:29 | 1492775 max2205
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Obama = A Bag of Suck.....

Tue, 07/26/2011 - 06:04 | 1493761 phyuckyiu
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OBAMA = One Big Ass Mistake America.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:29 | 1492776 Cassandra Syndrome
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How about Obama and Boehner settle this in a cage fight? Best of 5, winner takes all.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 22:10 | 1493002 I Am The Unknow...
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what do you think all that golfing was about?

They both pulled out their dicks, Obummer cockily presuming victory only to discover they don't call him Boehner for nothing.....I heard it was a tie

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:30 | 1492778 Eireann go Brach
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Fuck the Democrats and the Republicans! They are both a sham, whoever even claims to support either of these 2 groups anymore is quite frankly as stupid as the people who actually vote for them and who don't know what they are voting for and why! An orderly collapse is now inevitable and much needed, before this country will ever take a step forward!

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:30 | 1492779 garcam123
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bunch of pseudo-intellectuals in here.  It's like a big circle jerk and you are all oozin your spew all over each other and wallowin in it.

I've been lurkin this lame prophecy of doom web site for some time and I come away with a smile most times because you have no grasp of real reality.  Bunch of graph readin fags.

Grow some balls you male pussies.  However much I dislike what Obama's given into to try and reach concensus, that's the job of the President to bring the children together so they can play nice.

Your comment spew just indicates you're just a bunch of droolin little boys jealous of his power and athority.

Get a real life slugs, maybe even go get a job somewhere and quit playin with each other's little dicks.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:33 | 1492801 DebtBasedCurrency
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So.. It's Jim Cramer for you?

I do like your well thought out, concise, thoughts that you bring to the table, thanks for posting, it has been so enlighting!

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:33 | 1492804 Peter_Griffin
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LOL

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:38 | 1492832 Samual Adams
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You are obviously a brainwashed gov paid dis-information agent.   Or. Just a complete and utter moron.   If you hate it here so much, then go away and never come back.   And when what you've had a hard time reading and even a more impossible time comprehending from this site is in your face and kicking your ass then you will have....awoken in an alley living in a dumpster.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:58 | 1492930 Vic Vinegar
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I don't think he is dude.  Garcam is actually making some good points.  There is too much groupthink here, as there is on pretty much any website that has a focus on _____.

If you hate it here so much, then go away and never come back.  You made a good point, also.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 23:46 | 1493355 Clowns on Acid
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Viv V - Just because most here can see te shambolic Barry the Kenyan for what he is....is not "group think" .

garcam wants to post shiite...fair enuff...but he will get appropriate :"feedback".

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:43 | 1492869 Medea
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Athority: n. the power of being un-Thor-like.

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 11:54 | 1498079 Stares straight...
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Hilarious!  I spew upon thee!

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:45 | 1492872 dark pools of soros
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Michelle O, how is it to be the first black non-slave bitch to be fucked in the whitehouse??  seems like it grew u some big balls

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:57 | 1492933 Vic Vinegar
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<flag as hilarious>

Tue, 07/26/2011 - 01:04 | 1493530 Monedas
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I thought Clinton fucked Whoopi Goldberg ? Monedas 2011 Hillary, that is ! Gotcha ! Cover me Do Chen.....I'm going out the back door !

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:47 | 1492884 donethat
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If I'm paying your salary and benefits-YOU"RE FIRED !!!

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:50 | 1492905 Bob
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Damn, I'm thinking the JUNK feature made shit a whole lot easier.  What do you say to idiocy like this?

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 22:00 | 1492959 Spastica Rex
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Wow. That was LAME.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 22:02 | 1492976 Thomas Jefferson
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This guy should get a job at MSNBC. 

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 23:34 | 1493328 Clowns on Acid
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garcam - get back to the Huffing and Puffing Post. Rosie O'Donnell just wrote a mono sylabic article that will get yer tits a' tinglin'.

 

Tue, 07/26/2011 - 06:06 | 1493762 phyuckyiu
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Respect MY ATHORITY!!!!

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:31 | 1492785 Arch Duke Ferdinand
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Broke...Ten Facts about the Financial Condition Of American Families That Will Blow Your Mind...

http://seenoevilspeaknoevilhearnoevil.blogspot.com/2011/07/broke-10-fact...

OT: Hilarious 2 Min Vid...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0Uju3tYS2s

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:31 | 1492786 jack stephan
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"Bidi-bidi-bidi, okay America."

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:31 | 1492787 Chippewa Partners
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Had a great filet tonight and watching this blame game freak almost made me vomit.   Here's to another turd sandwich for America tonight!

What a liar.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:31 | 1492788 monopoly
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I am so glad Tyler did not make it mandatory to watch this crap. Would have screamed.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:31 | 1492791 barkingbill
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you know i think the real problem is a total naivete, a sort of marketing guru bs excetion of the the 80s generation, that just so 'loves' america and wonders why we can't 'come together' etc etc....but in reality a complete inability to see the debth of the problems, the debth of the corruption and stupidity, and an inability to grab the problems by the balls. problems that were very much created by both parties, but most of all by excesses in the greed and unprincipled policies of the ruling corporate elite....but nevermind just wave the flag and everything will be ok. 

 

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 22:00 | 1492955 BlackholeDivestment
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...nice word ''debth'', it's perfect, love it. It defines the debt, the black hole and the contempt at hand. Well done barkingbill.

When you factor in the historic drive for a single global market system without borders etc... AKA the ''New World Order U.N.American standard, the word ''debth'' is complete. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNtAuCsIIxU

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:32 | 1492792 madddmaxxx
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Can we vote none of the above next election? Let's get rid of all the incumbants, maybe the next batch will learn how to make a decision.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:32 | 1492793 Chippewa Partners
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Had a great filet tonight and watching this blame game freak almost made me vomit.   Here's to another turd sandwich for America tonight!

What a liar.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:32 | 1492794 ThirdCoastSurfer
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Obama says his idol and inspiration is Lincoln. I wonder what it must have been like in 1860 as the debate over state rights came to a head and, from what I know, it all sounds eerily familiar as I'm sure at the time that no one thought sate rights would really come to the "impasse" that it did. On this much, much lighter issue does Obama have the resolve of Lincoln? Not even close. Fold already and let's agree to meet again in January. 

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:40 | 1492850 Yes We Can. But...
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Obama would have waived the white flag immediately after First Manassas.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 23:12 | 1493253 Rhodin
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Lincoln printed "Greenbacks" instead of borrowing from the banks when needed funds for the war.  Doubt if Obama has that kind of independence.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:32 | 1492795 Gringo Viejo
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Send in the clowns....well, maybe next year...........

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 22:23 | 1493056 I Am The Unknow...
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...don't bother, THEY'RE HERE!

Tue, 07/26/2011 - 06:10 | 1493763 phyuckyiu
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+1 chalk point

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:33 | 1492800 BlackholeDivestment
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I love it, they are still using David Gergen on CNN, that child sacrificing Cremation of Care bastard who fits right in with the Norway child killer. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHFoUZEjuNM What does this tell you about CNN and all the administrations this scumbag worked for?

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:33 | 1492805 oogs66
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does tonight's speach come out of his re-election fund, because that's all it was...a giant commercial

Fri, 07/29/2011 - 13:32 | 1505569 Manthong
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yes


 

 

 

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:34 | 1492808 Firing Pin
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Hi everyone. I'm a rich guy currently at 35,000 feet in my jet. How did the speech go?

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:44 | 1492870 Founders Keeper
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Don't land.

 

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 22:02 | 1492971 Yes_Questions
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Do you have your check book?

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:34 | 1492809 redarrow
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OH gawd...this time it looks like the shit is going to hit the fan. I feel we are going to default.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:44 | 1492873 Bob Sacamano
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There is zero chance of default.  Sadly you have bought into the non-thinking, left talking points echoed by the MSM a thousand times that equates "not raising the debt ceiling" with "default."  Which is absolutely not true, but is helpful in trying to scare people like you and the masses.

There is plenty of money to cover US debt interest payments.  Debt maturities will be funded by issuing new debt (net zero change in debt).  Not raising the debt ceiling will cause a partial shut down of the federal government -- which has happened before without lasting consequence and could be the best thing for the people of the United States.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:57 | 1492935 Bob
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There may be zero chance of default, but this WWWF style drama is drawing out the process in a way that might make me some money, finally.  I'm short American reality.  I just need them to keep up these Special Olympics qualification heats for another four days . . .

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 23:22 | 1493288 CompassionateFascist
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Or, Ben can finally fulfill his threat to print 100s and do the helicopter thing.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:34 | 1492811 Yes We Can. But...
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US  Media:

* Michelle Bachmann's headaches - huge story.

* Unexplained surgical scars criss-crossing our peculiar POTUS's scalp - a non-issue.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:35 | 1492812 Vic Vinegar
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Seeing this ad on next to Tyler’s paragraph is hilarious:

http://www.barackobama.com/obama-for-america-2012-campaign?source=OM2012_LB_G_lb-Obama2012-content-banner_campaign-fundraising_stars2_300&gclid=CIrJvLLunaoCFUlx5QodFVSR5A

Seriously, if you were Barry or Boehner why even pretend to be a non-smoker?  If those cats were sitting at the table with a couple of tall boys and one lit in their mouths, we might be closer to a deal by now.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:59 | 1492954 Yes_Questions
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There probably is a deal and I'd make a rape reference but your avatar stymies my roll.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:35 | 1492817 Subprime JD
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TD that was hilarious lol. Blah blah blah that's exactly what I was thinking during the speech. However, a part of me felt bad for the guy as he never expected that he would be the public face of America's decline. When he was running in 2008 the ponzi was still chugging along. He gets sworn in during the depths of the worst crisis since the 30's. If I was him I would resign in protest and tell the American people that the country has become ungovernable due to the wretched corruption taking place in DC and that the time has come for a revolution. However, given that he has sold his soul to the devil its a bit too late for repentance, as those who blaspheme against the Holy Spirit have committed a unpardonable sin, the only sin that Christ warned would send one to hell no matter what.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 22:12 | 1492901 Yes_Questions
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Even Bush had that "Good Fucking Luck Look" in his eye before he left office.

Sinner Galore and he/we knew it.

I think Barry felt in 08' he could build a concensus to fix things and has learned since there's too many sniping, striving assholes in DC to build a concensus using the tools he arrived with, his time spent notwithstanding. 

Start to pay attention to his expressions.

I have been short term-two this president since early 09'. Right about at the "I do solemnly swear blah blah blah" part.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:35 | 1492819 caerus
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Goddam fear mongering and patronizing partisan bullshit

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:39 | 1492835 DCFusor
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Why is Boner so stupid as not to mention that taxing "those rich oil companies" will simply be passed through as the most regressive possible tax on the lower incomes who spend the higher proportion of their money on gas?  You know that's all that ever happens -- there's no "them" we can confiscate money from without some pass through.  You'd kill that hypocritical line dead.  And take away that F word from obummer -- you know "fair" the dems main weapon when they want to do something like "spread the poverty around".  Oh, forgot, facts != any politician, just confuses them.  Not that I have any love for big oil companies, just truth is truth.  It'd be just as smart to tax big argirbusiness and run up the price of food, right?  Real progressive, that.  But even the "true progressives" aren't -- they just want more of our money.

No, I'm not buying into either party here -- both are stupid, and both got us here by buying our votes with our money by spending on pork like drunken sailors.  It's just that even the intelligence of the propaganda is getting so low its hard to take.  How dumb do they think we are?  As dumb as them?  Likely, but it ain't so.  Hell, the retarded guy up the street would do a better job than that whole crowd.

Watching a couple vids recently linked to here with congress critters in them - they literally ARE drunk!  Man, it's obvious when they can't read their "off the cuff" remarks off their cheat sheets without slurring words.

I don't see a big deal with hedge fundies having to pay income tax like the rest, myself, but then I'm not one, just an independent trader who does fine as long as I only have to pay taxes on what I actually make...not that it's going to make much difference to anything anyway.

I don't believe in a balanced budget amendment either - in truth, the smart and correct thing to do is control the money supply to match that of actual goods and services (not the cooked book numbers).  This way you have control over inflation/deflation and pretty fine control at that.  But no, we have to be able to spend what we want, and aren't smart enough to write budgets that take contingencies into account, you know, like every living working human has to do at home in order to survive.

Why has not one government official agreed to work for a buck a year, as some CEO's have?  And skip those fancy bennies they get no one else does.  Or even get rid of the laws that let them break our laws, like insider trading?  We know why of course, but tossing that out there enough might get the less up on things people thinking a little more.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:54 | 1492920 r101958
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DCFusor.....+1000

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 22:17 | 1493030 BlackholeDivestment
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I second that +1000 and add a commerce tax only system, End the Fed & End the Income Tax System.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 22:07 | 1492994 Bob
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Why is Boner so stupid as not to mention that taxing "those rich oil companies" will simply be passed through as the most regressive possible tax on the lower incomes who spend the higher proportion of their money on gas?  You know that's all that ever happens

Thanks for your concern, citizen.  Actually, no, I didn't know that.  You would recommend, then, the government giving the oil companies extra money as the most efficient means of making gas affordable for the poor, I suppose?

Tue, 07/26/2011 - 00:16 | 1493436 Clay Hill
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Sorry Bob, you can't tax a Corporation. Period.

You end up taxing yourself, in the end.

*That's why you don't extend the benefits of "personhood" under the Law to Corporations. EVER.*

But if you insist on trying to tax Corporations, (complete excersize in futility, IMO), why not go after the ones with higher P/E ratios, like Big Pharma, or the Insurance companies, for instance.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:39 | 1492838 cosmictrainwreck
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anybody got a read on the effect on futures the past 20 min?

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:39 | 1492842 Thomas Jefferson
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Im on the side of whoever cuts food stamps. Food stamps are un American.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 23:26 | 1493305 CompassionateFascist
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Food stamps = i-pod subsidy.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:40 | 1492848 Founders Keeper
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"... Where are the Camel lights?"

And that's why I come to ZeroHedge. 

Beautiful, TD!

 

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:45 | 1492880 Samual Adams
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I saw on CNN their 'debt ceiling Countdown clock'  on the bottom left corner.

Is this a New Years countdown?   Where's the important clock, 'Dollar Crash/Economic Collapse'  countdown clock.

I guess that's why I come to ZeroHedge every fricking day all day.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:49 | 1492898 caerus
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No shit! Debt counter?! Glad to see the solvency of our country is so goddam entertaining

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:41 | 1492856 Incubus
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POTUS is just the diversion, and all you monkeys are sitting here, tossing shit at the designated shit-taker.

Bunch of clowns that're sold on the theatre act. 

 

 

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:42 | 1492858 jo6pac
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I'm confused why any one here cares what he has to say, he's from the uncle mitlon freidman school of F%*& You Main Street. 4th world here we come

Everything is on schedule, please move along

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:43 | 1492867 equity_momo
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Embarassing.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:46 | 1492882 mynhair
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Puts Boner's appearance earlier in perspective.  Wondered why Ryan wasn't present.  This one has Ryan's prints all over it.  Well played.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:47 | 1492889 vegas
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It's gotten tp the point where I can't watch President Douche without wanting to throw up. He is in fact the most unpresidential, petulant, and unskilled negotiator the world has ever seen. This guy isn't qualified to run a hotdog stand.

TD you got it dead on - blah, blah, blah, etc., where can I get a cheeseburger and some fries.

We, as Americans, are in sooooooooo much trouble.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:48 | 1492893 TheSto
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All of these conservatives, relishing and reveling in their opportunity to provide even more vitriol against Obama than every sensible person against Bush in 05-08(and beyond?); it's a tit for a tat revenge/frustration b*tch action. You can tell whenever anyone includes Hussein, Indonisian, Birth Certificate, or "unintelligent/uneducated" in their criticism of the President, that they are not fit for serious discourse. Their hatred for Obama makes him the reason behind all of our problems. The policy goals criticised on here are often about Bernanke, who was installed by Bush and yes, reinstalled by Obama, but the point is conservatives act like every problem we face is directly Obama's fault. It's absolutely amazing, he even blew the kiss of death to our women's soccer team. It's surely superhuman and/or evil. Obviously all this partisan trash talk is oblivious to the sham of a government we have, which makes them seem even more manipulated, misinformed and ignorant. I cannot wait until we elect whichever Republican wins the primary, so we can see this crisis is larger than a black president's decisions, and Michelle Bachman can't fix everything. Or we could elect Ron Paul and throw a wrench into Washington and see what happens. Probably something better than our current situation. 

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:52 | 1492911 Gold Dog
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Sto- Please blow it our your ass. The guy IS an idiots idiot.....and a commie.

Dog

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:58 | 1492942 barkingbill
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yeah ok hes a commie....who caves in to every demand of his wall street goldman sachs buddies....lenin would have liked him im sure. 

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 22:07 | 1492990 Yes_Questions
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Meant to say Neo-CONmie.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 21:56 | 1492915 Samual Adams
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You're mistaken and guided by purely defensive brainwashed mechanisms.  

 

They all need to be put behind bars save a few...Ron Paul is one free and clear.  A few others are debatable.\

Include the Fed, Treasury and Cabinet.   I guess you were not on Zero Hedge when Bush was in Office.   Everyone Hated on him too you over sensitive tool of the NWO.

 

You need some Thomas Sowell in your Life there bucko.  

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