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OBJECTS OF EXTINCTION
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AND NOW FOR TONIGHT'S EPISODE OF...THE ROMNEYMOONERS

 

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Sun, 01/22/2012 - 22:01 | 2087373 arg
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Fri, 01/20/2012 - 01:05 | 2080372 The Heart
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RON PAUL IS WINNING ON ALL THESE POLLS!

PLEASE PAGE CAPTURE THE RESULTS AND DO A REPORT.

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Full Debate Links :)

http://youtu.be/VFlzo1BfMjA - Part 1
http://youtu.be/k838KGsaEMQ - Part 2
http://youtu.be/hyNDNYBmTsk - Part 3
http://youtu.be/8Al3o6WA484 - Part 4
http://youtu.be/z48UAIl8S0k - Part 5
http://youtu.be/2NCGJr3m4sw - Part 6
http://youtu.be/LzWs4u6Z6rA - Part 7
http://youtu.be/J_kl9Z-sdkg - Part 8

Thu, 01/19/2012 - 22:44 | 2080166 tom a taxpayer
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WB - Love the Romneymooners.

Fri, 01/20/2012 - 00:00 | 2080273 williambanzai7
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I love that show. One of the funniest ever IMHO.

Thu, 01/19/2012 - 23:40 | 2080240 covert
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always the best humor here.
http://expose2.wordpress.com

Thu, 01/19/2012 - 22:10 | 2080100 walküre
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WB,

I've had this on my mind lately. Could be that it reminds me of the static in our lives? It's like we're all treading water somewhere, somehow.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waiting_for_Godot

Dunno why but can't shake this unholy feeling that we're all just waiting for what happens next. That's probably exactly where the overlords want us sheeple to be...

Cheers

Thu, 01/19/2012 - 23:59 | 2080271 williambanzai7
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It certainly feels that way, but it is not without precedent. If you read what the Weimar Germans said, every week seemed like a new crisis and then nothing would happen. This went on for years, then boom!

Thu, 01/19/2012 - 20:51 | 2079891 Mark123
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It's getting harder and harder to laugh these days.  I want to, but the tragedy of our situation is too great. Like the Vietnam war is just gets more and more ridiculous and self destructive with only the corrupt elite benefiting.  That composite picture of Obama and Romney is chilling!!! (and brilliant)

I guess I need a vacation.  Maybe I can get a deal on a Greek Island getaway?

Thu, 01/19/2012 - 23:56 | 2080269 williambanzai7
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I don't recommend cruises.

Fri, 01/20/2012 - 09:31 | 2080705 nonclaim
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On the other hand there's this new sun bathing and wreck diving spot...

Thu, 01/19/2012 - 20:04 | 2079763 rsnoble
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I'll miss ZH if they keep pushing SOPA and the likes.

Thu, 01/19/2012 - 23:55 | 2080267 williambanzai7
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Everything will move offshore and the center of activity will be tunnel boring.

Thu, 01/19/2012 - 19:33 | 2079684 fiddler_on_the_roof
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WB7 is harping on EURO just like all those Tylers about EURO.

EURO is not going to die, not before the dollar anyway.

 

Get out of this idea before you look foolish.

Fri, 01/20/2012 - 00:08 | 2080265 williambanzai7
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I'm sure if you and I made a bet two years ago about where the EURO would be today, you would have lost miserably.

And if you think this site is just a Euro bashing site, you just don't see the forest from the trees.

THE DEBT BROTHERS

Fri, 01/20/2012 - 03:25 | 2080473 williambanzai7
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Or did I mean the fat asses from the fleas?

Thu, 01/19/2012 - 17:01 | 2079218 Nobody For President
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 I can handle the loss of Twinkies, but will really, really miss the Bill Of Rights.

nfp

Thu, 01/19/2012 - 22:11 | 2080097 Z Beeblebrox
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Just remember, the Bill of Rights does not grant any rights; it only recognizes some of them. Your rights derive from natural law. They were never granted, so can never be revoked.

Rights: Inherent, Irrevokable
Privileges: Granted, Revokable

Rights are your property. You have the right to do whatever you like, as long as you don't violate the rights of others. You have the right to travel freely around the globe. You have the right to the fruits of your labor. You have the right to the food and medicine of your choice, as long as you acquire them without violating the rights of others. It's simple, really, yet so many are conditioned into the role of child, under the foser care of Uncle Sam. Brainwashed citizens expect "entitlements" and protection while they are being pillaged and abused.

The Bill of Rights right now helps prop up the illusion of a "Free America". I'd say that it's official demise would only better reflect reality. How bad does the official version of morality have to get before people finally abandon it en masse?

Thu, 01/19/2012 - 17:40 | 2079354 williambanzai7
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That is a suitable summation.

Thu, 01/19/2012 - 16:10 | 2079017 the grateful un...
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Do you suppose Debt Brother will merge with Zero Tax Liability Man?

Thu, 01/19/2012 - 17:41 | 2079358 williambanzai7
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Twin Brothas from different muthas.

Thu, 01/19/2012 - 16:04 | 2079003 AndrewCostello
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I bought a box of Twinkies and almost cried.  This is a perfect example of how crazy and fraudulent our economy has become, when companies are borrowing money for the hell of it, spending that money, and then going bankrupt.

 

Hostess used to be one of the most profitable companies out there, yet now, thanks to bad management they children will lose something that they have cherished for decades.

 

 

Read:

http://www.amazon.com/Simple-Wealth-Mr-Andrew-Costello/dp/1463523017/ref

Thu, 01/19/2012 - 16:09 | 2079007 williambanzai7
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Cavities ;-)

If we can't have a business making money on twinkies anymore what the hell can we do besides selling guns and pepper spray to third world countries?

Thu, 01/19/2012 - 16:33 | 2079121 CH1
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Reminds me of the time the IRS seized a brothel... which they drove into bankruptcy. 

If you can't make money on a legal whorehouse....

Thu, 01/19/2012 - 20:37 | 2079855 Drunken Monkey
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"If you can't make money on a legal whorehouse...." They knew lots about taking money from people and then screwing them, but they could not figure out what all those scantily clad women hanging around the place had to do with the process.

Thu, 01/19/2012 - 19:50 | 2079725 StychoKiller
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Was that the Mustang Ranch in Nevada?

Thu, 01/19/2012 - 14:45 | 2078662 Downtoolong
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I'm thinking about buying a case of Twinkies as an investment. Who knows what some collector or addict might pay for one in the future. No problem with storage, they've got a shelf life of at least 50 years.

 

Thu, 01/19/2012 - 16:08 | 2079008 the grateful un...
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The Twinkie brand will probably be sold to a secondary baked goods producer. A lot of good stuff never goes away, like Lava Soap. Then old brands are often sold overseas as well. Imagine the Twinkie in China, they already have the Big Mac, which is a complete anachronism, and KFC chicken which tastes like its twenty years old when you eat it.

Thu, 01/19/2012 - 16:11 | 2079024 williambanzai7
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I have to tell you, McDonalds is more than big macs here. I saw the Chinese New Year steak sandwich and I am tempted.

They also have a premium section which competes with Starbucks but at a substantially lower price point.

Thu, 01/19/2012 - 21:48 | 2080039 UP4Liberty
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McRib all the way!

Is there a Chinese version of the McRib?

That's one of our big favorites!

haha

Thu, 01/19/2012 - 23:52 | 2080263 williambanzai7
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There is. But I'm not a rib guy unless they are attached to a female ;-)

Thu, 01/19/2012 - 14:12 | 2078531 falak pema
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Obamney is a breath taking composition, it even has the look of a man who knows that the bigger, the more brazen the scam, the bigger the payout. 

Nailed it with the eyes and mouth. ...And why shouldn't we sheeple?

Thu, 01/19/2012 - 14:17 | 2078554 williambanzai7
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That is Obama's expression. I had to match the shapes of the faces, blend the foreheads and play around with the skin toning. I also had to find two images that would line up convincingly. I thought that came out uncanny ;-)

Thu, 01/19/2012 - 13:50 | 2078449 Gringo Viejo
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Gonna miss Bill Shatner's (Priceline) "Negotiator". They're gonna kill him off in a bus accident next week...sorry,,,can't stop laughin'.

Thu, 01/19/2012 - 14:28 | 2078607 Gully Foyle
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Gringo Viejo

Ever watch free Enterprise? Shatners best work.

Shatner plans a one man rap version of Julius Ceasar.

Young filmmakers (Rafer Weigel, Eric McCormack) trying to hawk a movie titled "Bradykillers" about a serial killer who goes after victims Marcia, Jan, and Cindy meet their screen idol, William Shatner. Shatner, appearing as himself, has fun poking fun at his own image. The two young men, who idolize him and in their fantasies have seen him as a shadowy fairy godfather figure, are alarmed at the reality of the middle-aged non-Captain Kirk man that they meet. However, their relationship helps anchor the two more into reality.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JLRDIfrCGY

[Young Robert was in a fight with a larger kid while wearing a gold Starfleet uniform, when William Shatner appears to him]
Imaginary William Shatner: I think I ought to tell you that that, uh, Aryan youth is gonna kick you into oblivion.
Young Robert: But what about in "Arena" when Kirk fought the Gorn? That giant lizard monster was three times as big as him!
Imaginary William Shatner: My boy, that was a TV show. I used a stunt double. I always use a stunt double. Except in love scenes. I insist on doing those myself.
Young Robert: Well, what would you do to avoid a fight?
Imaginary William Shatner: I wouldn't dress like a geek. Gold is not your color. Think earth tones.

Thu, 01/19/2012 - 13:46 | 2078433 DarthVaderMentor
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Banzai,

 

Loved your Obamney work!

Thu, 01/19/2012 - 14:24 | 2078591 williambanzai7
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Top of the Obamney to you!

Thu, 01/19/2012 - 15:04 | 2078425 847328_3527
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"Objects of Extinction" ...excellent

Thu, 01/19/2012 - 13:42 | 2078413 Cognitive Dissonance
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I'm putting a 20 year supply of Twinkies into storage at this time. Combine this with a 50 year shelf life for the much maligned Twinkie and I figure I am passing on great wealth to my grandkids.

Thu, 01/19/2012 - 13:57 | 2078470 Wakanda
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They could become collector Twinkies, maybe classics or even antiques.

Thu, 01/19/2012 - 14:11 | 2078525 Cognitive Dissonance
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My thought exactly.

Who would have thought those (unwanted) Christmas fruit cakes from the 60's and early 70's would be worth thousands of dollars today?

Fri, 01/20/2012 - 00:48 | 2080350 williambanzai7
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The Iranians are buying them all up.

Thu, 01/19/2012 - 14:38 | 2078644 Dr. Engali
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People with too much money and too little common sense.

Thu, 01/19/2012 - 14:57 | 2078711 williambanzai7
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Vintage twinkles and film will be worth more than Euros. Mark my words.

Thu, 01/19/2012 - 15:08 | 2078780 Dr. Engali
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Tree bark will be worth more than Euros soon :)

Thu, 01/19/2012 - 15:51 | 2078956 WALLST8MY8BALL
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can you eat Treebark?

Fri, 01/20/2012 - 05:27 | 2080520 Wakanda
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"Adirondack" is native for "bark eater" - rumored to be an insult to the hunting and fishing skills of a rival tribe.

Today, Adirondackers only eat tree bark when we run out of beer and wings or crash into one at high velocity.

Both events often include very fast snowmobiles on dark nights.

Thu, 01/19/2012 - 20:08 | 2079772 PrintPressPimpin
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if one happened to be starving and was near almost any type of pine, fir with a ax and fire its all good.  The cambium layer is very edible after being roasted and pulverized and made into little cakes with water.  From what i recall there was an indian tribe whose name meant bark eaters..  Great art.. Mittenz..what i wouldnt give for 5 minutes alone to talk real world politics

Thu, 01/19/2012 - 16:53 | 2079192 LFMayor
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willow, birch, yeah.   Mountain Laurel, not so much.

Thu, 01/19/2012 - 19:42 | 2079707 lotsoffun
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stay away from the hemlock ok?  there was this guy named socrates....

 

Thu, 01/19/2012 - 13:44 | 2078424 williambanzai7
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I have a shelf life label on my forehead.

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