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TECHNICAL QUESTION:

How does one actually say "shit happens" in German?

HOW DO YOU SAY "SHIT HAPPENS" IN GERMAN?

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Mon, 02/13/2012 - 01:15 | 2152596 q5251355
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Wed, 02/08/2012 - 03:18 | 2137048 Element
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This is ... how it turned out

Wed, 02/08/2012 - 01:09 | 2136919 Theosebes Goodfellow
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In España, it would be mierda sucede, but I like caca pasa!

Wed, 02/08/2012 - 00:27 | 2136849 YouThePeople
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...how we roll. I'd offer you a gyro but I ate them all.

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 23:16 | 2136673 flacorps
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We need a shot from the 5th Element with a riff on " What do we have that's bigger than 240?"

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 23:12 | 2136663 AN0NYM0US
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justice in NYC prevails so there is hope afterall

Manhattan prosecutors have decided not to file rape charges against a son of Police Commissioner Raymond W. Kelly

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/02/08/nyregion/manhattan-prosecutors-wont-ch...

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 22:59 | 2136643 penisouraus erecti
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Gus, this is........a little story about Trees.....and Greeks.......and Germans

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-qf7-66NMI

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 22:50 | 2136621 HardlyZero
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sparta

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 22:49 | 2136620 penisouraus erecti
Tue, 02/07/2012 - 22:45 | 2136594 ElTerco
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"Will you do it for 5 Marks apiece?"

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 22:40 | 2136591 williambanzai7
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You know why this whole situation seems so incongruent and grotesque? It is because there is no such thing as a friendly debt workout.

Your creditor is not your best friend. Similarly your debtor cannot be entrusted with your wallet.

These people have been trying miserably to pretend Euro trust, concordance and cooperation have replaced there two basic principles.

A workout is a workout and someone always gets his ass skinned when the dust settles.

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 22:45 | 2136605 Gully Foyle
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While we are at it

Tingo (Pascuense)
To borrow from a friend until he has nothing left.

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 22:42 | 2136598 Gully Foyle
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Dude

This is

Backpfeifengesicht

A face badly in need of a fist.

Some people, we just suspect deep down that the only way to get through to them is by violence. Or perhaps the violence is the only thing that will make us feel better.

It's the friend who insists on telling racist jokes in front of your mixed-race girlfriend, a co-worker who's constantly sniveling about minor grammar issues on your post-it memos or any number of entertainers you see on magazine covers.

Courtesy of Germany, this nameless horror is in fact named backpfeifengesicht, a face that cries out for a fist in it. Everyone knows at least one of these people. If you don't, it might be you.

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 22:56 | 2136635 williambanzai7
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That is a handy term...I think we live in the age of backfeifengesicht

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 22:39 | 2136581 penisouraus erecti
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Don't ya love her madly......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4OmfbfNYs4

 

or

 

Whole lotta Merkel......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQWJog7eYqY

RIP Bon.........we miss you

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 22:25 | 2136555 Uncle Remus
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Schtupping.

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 22:11 | 2136529 tom a taxpayer
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Don't give me that weird look...I just want the last dance with you before all hell breaks loose.

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 22:09 | 2136525 Uncle Remus
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Hey, you want shade or not asshole?

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 22:06 | 2136519 LetThemEatRand
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...the end.  Beautiful friend.  The end.  

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 22:05 | 2136515 palmereldritch
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This is Sharta!

Wed, 02/08/2012 - 02:33 | 2137017 OldPhart
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<clapping> (or in broken english) <giving you the clap>  This is the best yet, though I hate when that happens.

Wed, 02/08/2012 - 22:50 | 2140325 palmereldritch
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LOL Well you know that's what can happen when you push things to the absolute limit. Cheers!

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 22:01 | 2136502 Jam Akin
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Dumm gelaufen!  Literally "stupidity runs"

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 21:38 | 2136456 Thunder_Downunder
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As someone with a distant German heritage, I have it on good authority that the appropriate phrase is:

 

"Arrk mein stroodle" for the top one...

and

"Berühren Sie meinen Wurst" for the second. (traditional greeting)

 

 

 

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 21:18 | 2136407 Downtoolong
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Greece - A Disaster Wrapped In A Catastrophe Inside A Holocaust

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 23:01 | 2136647 disabledvet
Tue, 02/07/2012 - 20:56 | 2136349 Heyoka Bianco
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I'd like to contribute, but who's the fat guy? Is the other guy Jesus or Leonidas of Sparta?

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 20:48 | 2136326 stant
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eat your rice there are pepole starving in greece and america

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 20:30 | 2136280 nmewn
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Arbeit macht frei

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 20:27 | 2136271 blindman
Tue, 02/07/2012 - 20:06 | 2136217 Ag1761
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This is all the spare change I have pal.

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 20:05 | 2136216 MrPalladium
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The last stand - Stop those krauts at Thermopylae pass!

Wed, 02/08/2012 - 08:10 | 2137265 trilliontroll
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In The United States Senate

Confiscation of Rebel Property

March 4, 1862

Senator from Pennsylvania, Mr. Cowan:

"...

But the case has arisen where the laws are inadequate to the preservation of the order of society, and the question is, what remedy? Since the laws are silent, the courts destroyed, and the will of the nation discarded, how does the Constitution meet the emergency? Does it meet it, and effectively? I say it does; since the law is of no avail it resorts to force, military force, in other words, war, and those who resist are treated as enemies. ...

"

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 19:43 | 2136158 pashley1411
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Change all your roadsigns to Deutsch!

that's all we ask

this time.

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 19:35 | 2136129 2discern
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all I can do...

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 19:31 | 2136116 Don Birnam
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"This is Radio Clash -- can we get that world to listen ?"

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 19:29 | 2136111 Kilgore Trout
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"This is not '300' pounds. I saw 300 pounds 10 kilograms ago, smart guy."

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 19:40 | 2136143 pashley1411
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Yeah, would you look at them yo-yos
Thats the way you do it,
You play your sob story violin for the ECB
That ain't 'a workin', Thats the way we do it
Get your Money for nothing
And your chicks for free
Yeah that ain't workin'
Thats the way you do it
Let me tell you, them guys
They aint so dumb
Maybe get a blister on your little finger
Maybe get a blister on your thumb

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 21:15 | 2136399 williambanzai7
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I want my, I want my, I want my bailout please...

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 19:28 | 2136109 The Alarmist
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Scheisse passiert.

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 19:38 | 2136139 turtle777
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In this context, "verkackt" would be a good choice. It adequately describes Greece.

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/verkacken

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 19:27 | 2136104 engineertheeconomy
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they aren't dead yet. whip em some more

 

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 19:35 | 2136132 engineertheeconomy
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'Made in China' soon to be replaced with 'Made in Greece'. Expect Chines citizens to be complaining soon about 'that great sucking sound' and how 'all the jobs have gone overseas'

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 19:38 | 2136138 engineertheeconomy
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China will continue work on their great wall, and hire a Border Patrol to keep the illegal greeks from entering and taking all their high paying jobs

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 19:42 | 2136151 engineertheeconomy
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Greeks will become 'narcotraficantes' and start beheading rival gang members.

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 19:45 | 2136163 engineertheeconomy
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Chinese politicians will take advantage of this unprecidented low cost of cocaine to snort record quanities

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 19:49 | 2136172 engineertheeconomy
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there will be guns, money  laundering and young prostitues involved.

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 19:50 | 2136178 engineertheeconomy
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China will use this as an excuse to fly unmanned Drones into their airspace

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 19:56 | 2136199 engineertheeconomy
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Apple Computer will immediately take advantage of this record low wage to make record profits  selling I-brainwashing devices

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 19:17 | 2136060 Schmuck Raker
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...the end.....my only friend, the end.

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