FRiDaY AFTeRNooN MeMe...(UPDATED)

Posted by : williambanzai7

Post date: 05/25/2012 - 14:22

And now for an important message from Y U No GuY...

Greece Has Proved That the ECB Bailout Scheme is Based On Nothing But Lies and Fraud

Posted by: Phoenix Capital...

Post date: 05/25/2012 - 14:30

Put another way, those Greek bondholders who DIDN’T go for the Second Bailout, just got their money back at 100 cents on the Dollar (compared to those who DID go for...

Greece & US Banks: Where's Da Risk?

Posted by: rcwhalen

Post date: 05/25/2012 - 09:44

We will only learn about currency risk exposures as and when the creditors disclose same to investors. In the meantime, we’ll have lots of fun watching media spin their wheels over the...

ReTuRN OF THe BaiL OuT THRiLLa! (HaPPY HaLLoWeeN ZeRo HeDGE!)

Submitted by williambanzai7 on 10/31/2011 08:31 -0400

TARP

BAILOUT THRILLER

(Michael Jackson's Thriller)

WilliamBanzai7

It's Midnight this late October night and

Central Banksta Zombies Lurking in the Dark.

Under The Moonlight,

You See A Sight That Almost Stops Your Heart.

You Try To Scream,

But Terror Takes The Sound Before You Make It.

Markets Start To Freeze,

As Horror Looks You Right Between Your Day Trader Eyes,

Your Paralyzed

You Hear The Door Slam,

And Realize There's Nowhere Left To Run.

You Feel The Cold Take Hold,

And Wonder If You'll Ever See another Market Run

You Close Your Eyes,

And Hope That This Is Just Imagination,

But All The While,

You Hear The Grim Market Reaper

Creepin' Up Behind

You're Out Of Trading Time

They're Out to Get You,

There's Alghoul Trading Demons Closing In On Every Side.

They Will Possess You,

Unless You Change The Number On Your Skype.

Now Is the Time for You and Your Trading Bros to huddle Close Together

All Thru The Night,

It'll Save You From The Terror On The Bloomberg Screen,

It'll Make You See:

(narrated by Vincent Price)

Darkness Falls Across Obanksta Land,

The Asian Trading Day Is Close At Hand.

Bottom Feeders Crawl In Search Of Blood...

To Fraudclose on Your Neighborhood

And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without

The Soul For Economic Bust

Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Subprime Hell,

And Rot Inside Lehman's Bankrupt Shell.

The Foulest Stench Is In The Air

The Funk Of One Gazillion Bailout Bucks

And trading Ghouls From Every Banksta Trading Room

Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom

And Though You Fight To Stay Alive

Your P&L Starts To Shiver

For No Banksta Schtupsta Can Resist

The Evil Of The Bailout Thriller

'Cause this Is Thriller,

TARP Bailout Thriller Night

and No-ones Gonna Save You from the Beast about to Strike.

You Know its Thriller,

TARP Bailout Thriller Night

You're fighting for Your Monetary Life inside a Killer, Thriller.

Thriller, TARP Bailout Night

'Cause

It can thrill you More Than Any Keynesian Ghoul Could ever try.

(Thriller, Bailout Night)

So Let Me Hold You Tight And Share A Killer, Chiller, Mega Fiscal Massacre
Thriller Here Tonight.

'Cause this Is Thriller ,TARP Bailout Thriller night

It Will Thrill You More Than Any Kenynesian Ghoul Could ever dare

try

Any Ghoul could ever Dare...

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Mon, 10/31/2011 - 17:01 | 1829771 byteshredder

LOL! $8,000 for 11 used exercise bikes and alternator/generators that will put out 200 watts maximum per bike with a strong rider that has good endurance. For some reason I don't think that type is the majority at OWS. Even if they do have a continuous stream of 11 hearty athletes pushing the pedels in 30 minute each; that might charge a few laptop and cell phone batteries, but that ain't going to provide much lighting -- even if it's those curly fry bulbs. Totally forget about doing any hot plates for cooking or space heaters for the campers.

That one generator that they showed puts out 2,000 watts -- roughly the same output of their 11 bike generators. 2,000 watts is what it takes to brew a cup of joe with Mr. Coffee. The NYFD took 6 generators from OWS. They would need 66 bikes to generate the same watt-hours that they had before. 66 bikes would take up all the space in the park and show everyone the gross inefficiency of human powered electric generation.

$8,000 for 11 used excercise bikes and alternator/generators! These kids are destined for great things in the Procurement Office of some government agency. Damn! This socialism stuff is expensive. Maybe what they had in mind with the $8,000 was to custom-build a bunch of those multi-seat bicycles, you know they type of bike where everyone is seated with their nose directly in the back end of the rider in front of them. Kinda like a bicycle built for 2 but on steroids. Maybe what they had in mind with the $8,000 was 6 of these 11 seat bicycles stacked one on top of the other so they could hook up one big electrical generator on the ground for all their laptop and cell phone charging needs. Now that, I could understand costing $8,000.

By the way, did you see how excited this guy in the video was to denounce the dirty old technology of that poor old Honda 2000 watt generator and embrace the new green technology. Take a look at what the left has planned for us when they totally implement their green agenda: no more power grid! Exercise bike generators for everyone!

Sorry, no more coffee in the morning for you, Mr. Exploiter of the poor 3rd world coffee farmer. But I digress.

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