on the subject of Revelation of end time events-- as in the markets-- timing is (or was) everything. We are not in that time yet. It's looking like we might be in a transitional time from one stage of the Beast to the next, or from the balance of east-west empire to the one world government stage, to be followed by the 10 kingdom world govt and finally the rise of the great ape, aping Satan. The Beast is not only Antichrist, it is the fourth and final gentile empire as a whole, to be succeeded by the Messianic Kingdom. This cannot be undone, it is God's will, these things must happen, because Messiah was rejected by the three shepherds (of Zechariah 11:8), the Pharisees, Saducees and Herodians.

Mon, 02/20/2012 - 10:05 | 2177242 tamboo

20 Killed in Iraqi Bomb Blast - Israel denies knowledge

Iran - Our next war?

Mysterious snipers shoot up funeral procession in Syria

West’s poker face at Middle Eastern grand chessboard

Israeli forces attack Palestinian worshippers, close al-Aqsa

Wacky Christian zionazis & Crazy satanic joo Neocons Plot WW III

Mon, 02/20/2012 - 11:52 | 2177559 LasVegasDave

There once was a dork called Tamboo

Likely a self hating Jew

Without much of a brain

most deemed him insane

And his Mom had my spunk in her poo

Mon, 02/20/2012 - 16:35 | 2178398 grizzle

Twas a gay-ass named LasVegasDave

and fellatio twas what he gave

Till he sprouted Kaposi's

On one Passover feast

Then we all went and defaced his grave.

Mon, 02/20/2012 - 14:24 | 2178049 tamboo

your inability to address the facts tends to validate my assertions,

not to mention your vicious anal impalement obsessions.

nothing satanic about that eh?

most joos dont like to admit it but our god is lucifer- h. rosenthal

The Syngogue of Satan

The Jewish Religion: Its Influence Today

The Synagogue of Satan Revealed at Last!!

Mon, 02/20/2012 - 12:58 | 2177796 taketheredpill

Self hating jew.

Did you actually say that?

Retard

Mon, 02/20/2012 - 10:41 | 2177341 lakecity55

Scary:

Revelation 9:14-16 Saying to the sixth angel which had the trumpet, Loose the four angels which are bound in the great river Euphrates. And the four angels were loosed, which were prepared for an hour, and a day, and a month, and a year, for to slay the third part of men. And the number of the army of the horsemen were two hundred thousand thousand: and I heard the number of them. (200,000,000)

The prophecy of Revelation 16:12-16 reveals that the demonic spirits locked away in the Euphrates River also will play a role in world events that will culminate in Armageddon. These angels remain bound in the Euphrates, restrained from carrying out their ancient subversive desires that were part of the Luciferic Rebellion. The ancient rebellion of Satan and 1/3 of the host (angels) of Heaven resulted in their being cast out of Heaven to the earth sometime after the week of the creation. Undoubtedly they came immediately to the Eden-Euphrates garden region to entice mankind into that great cosmic war. Satan’s initial war strategy included an attempt to corrupt all of mankind, first by corrupting the seed-line of mankind through the fall of Adam, and secondly by infiltrating the human race (nephilim) by utilizing the woman to mix with the seed of man. These ancient agents that left their natural abode, and co-mingled with human women were consigned into Tartarus, in chains of darkness.

It might get really weird really soon.

credit:Focus on Jerusalem, Vol.85 I.1

Mon, 02/20/2012 - 21:10 | 2179315 fallingman

behold a pale horse, bitchez.

Mon, 02/20/2012 - 14:26 | 2178056 tamboo

Behold, I will make them of the synagogue of Satan, which say they are Jews, and are not, but do lie; behold, I will make them come and worship before thy feet, and to know that I have loved thee. (Revelation 3:9).

Mon, 02/20/2012 - 09:15 | 2177133 Poor Grogman

The zero heads sing the same song.
That the bernak just has to be wrong.
The money! they say is what matters.
When the economy falls into tatters.
You cannot just print
While doing your stint
At the head of the federal reserve....

Mon, 02/20/2012 - 08:52 | 2177106 Element

They want their freedom! ... they're so damn cute! ... we'll sell the pelts ... and buy an iBrow 4.

Mon, 02/20/2012 - 01:02 | 2176844 battlestargalactica

There was a stooge from Goldman Sacks,
Who bought the government and controlled media "facts"
So then the printing press churned
And America was conned to discern
That Whitney Houston was more important than societal collapse

Mon, 02/20/2012 - 00:42 | 2176818 bankruptcylawyer

banzai, i love you but this one sucked.

youre the man though. you always shall be.

Mon, 02/20/2012 - 02:31 | 2176905 williambanzai7

You can't keep all the customers happy all the time.

However, there is no cover charged in this bar and the drinks, some say the best in town, are always served for free.

The best thing? The owners, who expend great time and effort, never complain. ;-)

Not many people know this, but I typically post on Flickr, tweet and let the images sit to see what the numbers look like. I don't post everything here.

That first one is a good parody by my estimation. It pulled in a healthy number of overnight page views without any promotion.

Mon, 02/20/2012 - 09:27 | 2177154 Obadiah

Effin awesome.

Page views are pretty important in my work too and I love the little guys blowin the big guys doors off Rock on!

Mon, 02/20/2012 - 09:41 | 2177180 williambanzai7

The numbers don't lie....Famous last words ;-)

Mon, 02/20/2012 - 00:24 | 2176796 engineertheeconomy

If you're not a non-cocksucker then what are you? The current cocksucker per capita ratio chart looks like something that could only happen on a Richter scale

Mon, 02/20/2012 - 00:11 | 2176770 williambanzai7

Excuse me, is this Limerick Club?

Mon, 02/20/2012 - 06:05 | 2177016 Wakanda

The first rule of Limerick Club is...

Mon, 02/20/2012 - 13:42 | 2177930 Dick Gazinia

There once was a man from Kildair who was screwing the maid on the stair.

The bannister broke in the middle of a stroke, so he finished her off in mid-air.

Mon, 02/20/2012 - 00:37 | 2176807 a growing concern

Hey Tylers, how about a slam poetry Friday open thread?

And if this is your first night at Limerick Club, you have to rhyme!

Mon, 02/20/2012 - 17:08 | 2178491 lincolnsteffens

That doesn't rhyme.

Mon, 02/20/2012 - 11:42 | 2177502 trilliontroll

And some possibly headlines of the future

something like combine GREECE - ISLAND - RUSSIA - NAVAL BASE ...

VENEZUELA - GOLD - LOAN - DEPARTMENT OF TREASURY

Mon, 02/20/2012 - 00:24 | 2176795 The Limerick King

Oh...me and the Randomites be gettin it on!!!

Mon, 02/20/2012 - 01:37 | 2176872 Flocking swans

All hail the King....!

Don't forget to piss on the reaganites too!

Mon, 02/20/2012 - 07:46 | 2177054 The Limerick King

The good times with Reagan were fun

Americans basked in the sun

Who could have known

With Ron on the throne

He went senile before '81

Mon, 02/20/2012 - 07:58 | 2177061 falak pema

the times are a changin

yes they are alas

Sun, 02/19/2012 - 23:57 | 2176746 blindman

Sun, 02/19/2012 - 22:12 | 2176656 Mr_Wonderful
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.Lord James of Blackheath: Mystery 15 Trillion Dollars Transferred to HSBC For Royal Bank of Scotland Connected to JP Morgan and Federal Reserve
http://www.publications.parliament.uk/pa/ld201212/ldhansrd/text/120216-0...

Mon, 02/20/2012 - 00:32 | 2176805 Buck Johnson

I never heard of this before, very interesting.

http://theintelhub.com/2012/02/19/lord-james-of-blackheath-mystery-15-tr...

Mon, 02/20/2012 - 00:06 | 2176760 Yen Cross

Ker Plunk!

Sun, 02/19/2012 - 22:47 | 2176604 Yen Cross

Charlton Heston

Sun, 02/19/2012 - 23:14 | 2176659 Osmium

Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!

Mon, 02/20/2012 - 00:05 | 2176758 Yen Cross

Coming from a Bush Pig?! LMAO!

Sun, 02/19/2012 - 22:59 | 2176637 Gully Foyle

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0296148/

Play-Mate of the Apes

Ape with pink fur: How's my butt? It's not glowing like a baboon's, is it?

Sun, 02/19/2012 - 22:37 | 2176587 Beau Tox

I spied the Old Limerick King

Afrantically pulling his Thing

He pulled till it bled

When it went to his head

He's besmirched with poetic Bling!

Sun, 02/19/2012 - 20:59 | 2176307 Frastric

Damn! Merkel looks better as an ape than as a human!

Mon, 02/20/2012 - 00:15 | 2176777 williambanzai7

That's a good pick up line. I bet it would work at the old Brauhouse...

Sun, 02/19/2012 - 20:53 | 2176284 non_anon

Heston

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0B_UZNtEk4

Sun, 02/19/2012 - 20:23 | 2176201 EvlTheCat

Nice work WB7!

I know there is some question as to the true motivations of Nigel Farage, but it would be interesting to see him casted in the role Taylor. Maybe not.. I was just thinking how can you have the Planet of the Apes without Taylor or Nova for that matter? :)

Mon, 02/20/2012 - 04:01 | 2176976 Ghordius

Nigel Farage? The darling and spokeman of the City of London? oh, please, no... there is no question about his true motivations

Sun, 02/19/2012 - 20:28 | 2176219 LasVegasDave

The limerick king isn’t too funny

That’s why he rhymes for no money

His viewpoint is lame

Its really a shame

While he’s rhyming I’m banging his honey

Sun, 02/19/2012 - 23:44 | 2176725 a growing concern

Making time with the King's wife is just wrong

As I've repeatedly said all along

But now you may want to check

What she's packing below deck

Because I heard she's got a huge schlong.

Mon, 02/20/2012 - 17:04 | 2178479 lincolnsteffens

+20,000

Mon, 02/20/2012 - 00:16 | 2176780 The Limerick King

An ode to a growing concern

Your mother seemed frantic to learn

That a hole in my shiek

Was the source of a leak

But she still gave the others a turn

Mon, 02/20/2012 - 00:25 | 2176790 a growing concern

A haiku for you:

Tonight I receive

Honor in peculiar form:

A royal put-down.

Mon, 02/20/2012 - 00:28 | 2176801 The Limerick King

Bravo!

I had to respond...my wife is very sensitive about her dick.

Mon, 02/20/2012 - 00:34 | 2176806 a growing concern

Ah, but schlong just has a nicer ring to it, I find. As always, your work is highly entertaining and much appreciated by all as a diversion from the constant clusterfuck that our world is becoming. Much thanks for the laughs.

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