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On the beach of a strange foreign land

A symbol emerged from the sand

He fell to the ground

He knew what he found

Another poor victim of Rand

The Limerick King



Schauble was simply in shock
Merkel appeared like a rock
They're theory was moot
They could not refute
Those Greeks sure know how to get into hock!!!

The Limerick King and WB7




A leader emerged from the pack
And carefully planned his attack
His first move was key
To ensure victory
The office of Goldman he'd sack!

The Limerick King

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stiler's picture

hey, I'm not an ischial callosity man myself, but...


on the subject of Revelation of end time events-- as in the markets-- timing is (or was) everything. We are not in that time yet. It's looking like we might be in a transitional time from one stage of the Beast to the next, or from the balance of east-west empire to the one world government stage, to be followed by the 10 kingdom world govt and finally the rise of the great ape, aping Satan. The Beast is not only Antichrist, it is the fourth and final gentile empire as a whole, to be succeeded by the Messianic Kingdom. This cannot be undone, it is God's will, these things must happen, because Messiah was rejected by the three shepherds (of Zechariah 11:8), the Pharisees, Saducees and Herodians.

LasVegasDave's picture

There once was a dork called Tamboo

Likely a self hating Jew

Without much of a brain

most deemed him insane

And his Mom had my spunk in her poo

grizzle's picture

Twas a gay-ass named LasVegasDave

and fellatio twas what he gave

Till he sprouted Kaposi's

On one Passover feast

Then we all went and defaced his grave.

tamboo's picture

your inability to address the facts tends to validate my assertions,

not to mention your vicious anal impalement obsessions.

nothing satanic about that eh?

most joos dont like to admit it but our god is lucifer- h. rosenthal


The Syngogue of Satan


The Jewish Religion: Its Influence Today


The Synagogue of Satan Revealed at Last!!


taketheredpill's picture

Self hating jew.

Did you actually say that?



lakecity55's picture


Revelation 9:14-16 Saying to the sixth angel which had the trumpet, Loose the four angels which are bound in the great river Euphrates. And the four angels were loosed, which were prepared for an hour, and a day, and a month, and a year, for to slay the third part of men. And the number of the army of the horsemen were two hundred thousand thousand: and I heard the number of them. (200,000,000)


   The prophecy of Revelation 16:12-16 reveals that the demonic spirits locked away in the Euphrates River also will play a role in world events that will culminate in Armageddon. These angels remain bound in the Euphrates, restrained from carrying out their ancient subversive desires that were part of the Luciferic Rebellion. The ancient rebellion of Satan and 1/3 of the host (angels) of Heaven resulted in their being cast out of Heaven to the earth sometime after the week of the creation. Undoubtedly they came immediately to the Eden-Euphrates garden region to entice mankind into that great cosmic war. Satan’s initial war strategy included an attempt to corrupt all of mankind, first by corrupting the seed-line of mankind through the fall of Adam, and secondly by infiltrating the human race (nephilim) by utilizing the woman to mix with the seed of man. These ancient agents that left their natural abode, and co-mingled with human women were consigned into Tartarus, in chains of darkness.

It might get really weird really soon.

credit:Focus on Jerusalem, Vol.85 I.1

fallingman's picture

behold a pale horse, bitchez.

tamboo's picture

Behold, I will make them of the synagogue of Satan, which say they are Jews, and are not, but do lie; behold, I will make them come and worship before thy feet, and to know that I have loved thee. (Revelation 3:9).

Poor Grogman's picture

The zero heads sing the same song.
That the bernak just has to be wrong.
The money! they say is what matters.
When the economy falls into tatters.
You cannot just print
While doing your stint
At the head of the federal reserve....

Element's picture

They want their freedom! ... they're so damn cute! ... we'll sell the pelts ... and buy an iBrow 4.

battlestargalactica's picture

There was a stooge from Goldman Sacks,
Who bought the government and controlled media "facts"
So then the printing press churned
And America was conned to discern
That Whitney Houston was more important than societal collapse

bankruptcylawyer's picture

banzai, i love you but this one sucked.

youre the man though. you always shall be.

williambanzai7's picture

You can't keep all the customers happy all the time.

However, there is no cover charged in this bar and the drinks, some say the best in town, are always served for free.

The best thing? The owners, who expend great time and effort, never complain. ;-)

Not many people know this, but I typically post on Flickr, tweet and let the images sit to see what the numbers look like. I don't post everything here.

That first one is a good parody by my estimation. It pulled in a healthy number of overnight page views without any promotion.

Obadiah's picture

Effin awesome.

Page views are pretty important in my work too and I love the little guys blowin the big guys doors off  Rock on!

williambanzai7's picture

The numbers don't lie....Famous last words ;-)

engineertheeconomy's picture

If you're not a non-cocksucker then what are you? The current cocksucker per capita ratio chart looks like something that could only happen on a Richter scale

williambanzai7's picture

Excuse me, is this Limerick Club?

Wakanda's picture

The first rule of Limerick Club is...

Dick Gazinia's picture

There once was a man from Kildair who was screwing the maid on the stair.

The bannister broke in the middle of a stroke, so he finished her off in mid-air.


a growing concern's picture

Hey Tylers, how about a slam poetry Friday open thread?  


And if this is your first night at Limerick Club, you have to rhyme!

trilliontroll's picture

And some possibly headlines of the future

something like combine GREECE - ISLAND - RUSSIA - NAVAL BASE ...



The Limerick King's picture and the Randomites be gettin it on!!!

Flocking swans's picture

All hail the King....!

Don't forget to piss on the reaganites too!

The Limerick King's picture



The good times with Reagan were fun

Americans basked in the sun

Who could have known

With Ron on the throne

He went senile before '81

falak pema's picture

the times are a changin

yes they are alas

blindman's picture

Sun, 02/19/2012 - 22:12 | 2176656 Mr_Wonderful
Vote up!
.Vote down!
.Lord James of Blackheath: Mystery 15 Trillion Dollars Transferred to HSBC For Royal Bank of Scotland Connected to JP Morgan and Federal Reserve

Osmium's picture

Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!

Yen Cross's picture

Coming from a Bush Pig?! LMAO!

Gully Foyle's picture

Play-Mate of the Apes

Ape with pink fur: How's my butt? It's not glowing like a baboon's, is it?


Beau Tox's picture

I spied the Old Limerick King

Afrantically pulling his Thing

He pulled till it bled

When it went to his head

He's besmirched with poetic Bling!  

Frastric's picture

Damn! Merkel looks better as an ape than as a human!

williambanzai7's picture

That's a good pick up line. I bet it would work at the old Brauhouse...

EvlTheCat's picture

Nice work WB7!

I know there is some question as to the true motivations of Nigel Farage, but it would be interesting to see him casted in the role Taylor.  Maybe not..  I was just thinking how can you have the Planet of the Apes without Taylor or Nova for that matter?  :)

Ghordius's picture

Nigel Farage? The darling and spokeman of the City of London? oh, please, no... there is no question about his true motivations

LasVegasDave's picture

The limerick king isn’t too funny

That’s why he rhymes for no money

His viewpoint is lame

Its really a shame

While he’s rhyming I’m banging his honey

a growing concern's picture

Making time with the King's wife is just wrong


As I've repeatedly said all along


But now you may want to check


What she's packing below deck


Because I heard she's got a huge schlong.

The Limerick King's picture



An ode to a growing concern

Your mother seemed frantic to learn

That a hole in my shiek

Was the source of a leak

But she still gave the others a turn


a growing concern's picture

A haiku for you:



Tonight I receive

Honor in peculiar form:

A royal put-down.

The Limerick King's picture


I had to wife is very sensitive about her dick.

a growing concern's picture

Ah, but schlong just has a nicer ring to it, I find.  As always, your work is highly entertaining and much appreciated by all as a diversion from the constant clusterfuck that our world is becoming.  Much thanks for the laughs.