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ReTuRN To EURO PLaNeT of THe APeS
On the beach of a strange foreign land
A symbol emerged from the sand He fell to the ground He knew what he found Another poor victim of Rand The Limerick King
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Schauble was simply in shock
Merkel appeared like a rock
They're theory was moot
They could not refute
Those Greeks sure know how to get into hock!!!
The Limerick King and WB7
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A leader emerged from the pack The Limerick King
And carefully planned his attack
His first move was key
To ensure victory
The office of Goldman he'd sack!
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poetry slam on Zero Hedge
da BiTCHeS are sluggin' big time
the blood it is flowin'
but no one is knowin'
who is the king of the rhymes
Dave is a Fanboy of Rand
His head must be stuck in the sand
Her evil solution
Is class revolution
Soon to be sweeping our land
Vegas Dave wants a place in the sun
And thinks mocking the King's how it's done.
But his lines really tell us
That he's bitterly jealous:
'Cause talent he clearly has none.
A pinhead called LasVegasDave
Showed thinking fit only for slaves
His ripostes were so dumb
He was sucking his thumb
While the Limerick King won all the raves
LasVegasDave is a shill
His usless contribution makes me positivly ill
If you have something better to say
Do it, or go away!
Cause jacking my thread
To show your big head
Only makes you sound fishwife shrill.
I've never been to a limerick brawl before...one could break out any moment ;-)
there once was a bush from kennebunkport
who had a son of some disport
whom obama succeeded
when he thought oh my jesus
the rapture of debt must be rapport
williambanzai7
Fuckin Irish!
Fookin Irish!
There, fixed it for ya.
Fekkin Creepy Lurker
Eat, bite, Fuck, suck, gobble, nibble chew
Nipple, bosom, hairpie, finger, fuck, screw
Moose piss, cat pud, orangatuan tit
Sheep pussy, camel crack, big lion shit
So when will the shit hit the fan?
Will it come from Athens or Tehran?
Madrid, Lisbon or Rome?
Or from Ben here at home?
I’m with Kyle, keep an eye on Japan.
There once was a poster on Zero
Who thought he was was some kind of hero
He huffed and he puffed
And he bellowed and bluffed
But in the end, he fiddled like Nero
The talent shown here is truly amazing,
There is no doubt what could be done,
The glory that could be won,
If we would just opt out of the hazing.
Poison in the water
Poison in the food
It's time to wake up
To what they're tryin to do
You can't fight em with guns
You can't fight em with fire
Only way to fight
Wake up from this nightmare
Money is the tool
Debt is the weapon
Gotta pay them bills
Gotta keep us sweatin
No time to enjoy
All the beauty in life
No time to question
What's wrong and what's right
Sports for the men
Dramas for the women
Sex for the kids
Fuckin television
Rotting out our brains
Programming our minds
Go turn that shit off
Stop listening to the lies
Men behind the curtain
Pullin all the strings
Politicians dance
To the song that they sing
Time to raise your voice
Time for all to see
Everybody has a choice
To be a slave or be free
I thought about doing Nigel. But I got distracted with the last image.
Well no critizism on my part. You rock! Not sure if you are banned from the eye candy portion of your submissions, but that is simply why I mentioned Nova. Have a great weekend!
sure needed some laffs tonite! thnx!
WillyBFree7, Never go full Fucktard... It's simply not cricket man.....
ed. shit.. this was supposed to be under your comment....
I was actually calm when I wrote that. Reading it again it does ring true.
I read that book the Virtue of Selfishness when I was in school and I didn't really think too much about it. Just goes to show, you never know what lurks around the bend.
Piss on Rand. Great chop up WB!
The original classic Planet of the Apes (1968) ending:
"Oh my G-d! ... They finally really did it!
YOU MANIACS!
YOU BLEW IT UP!
G-D DAMN YOU!
G-D DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muEnLlycOn4
First limerick above says: "... Another poor victim of Rand"
Victim of Ayn Rand? ... The same Ayn Rand who is often associated by ZeroHedge readers with the libertarian Ron Paul and with the Austrian economics movement, despite some significant differences?
Is this a wholesale attack here on capitalism, even in its 'small free-market' and allegedly 'purer' forms? By besmirching the free-market demi-goddess Rand?
Like on the Exiled Online website, where they continuously attack and lampoon what they call the 'libertards' (Libertarians) ... Citing cases like when Ron Paul's staffer died because of having no health insurance?
Is this what is afoot here? ZeroHedge factions going 'HARD LEFT' like many of us here in Europe?
Who woulda thunk it!
To bank guy in brussels, you are a naive puppy that Ayn would surely have petted as you went down on her. Anyone who worships at the Rand alter is an idealist with no idea about human nature.
Let the junking begin!
With tyranny gripping the land
It's time for a verse about Rand
That demonic whore
Sought to murder the poor
And we wonder why evil's at hand!
racist old hag she was... part of the problem reaction solution scam that has been used against humanity for too long.
ah, yes. thesis. anithesis. synthesis.
4th line- 6 syllables, you fail.
Simply drop the word "And" if scansion matters that much.
Your opinions on Rand do not matter,
The mirage you've done well to help shatter,
You and Banzai show talent,
And your efforts are gallant,
Continue to team with the latter!
Well done!
I can't speak for The Limerick King, but have you ever heard me worship Ayn Rand? I didn't think so. ;-)
This is what I said in the Atlas Shrugged post last week:
Rand was right to focus on selfishness, but she got it wrong when she characterized it as a virtue. It is not a virtue or a vice, it is a human fact of life. Everyone is selfish and that is what leads to the one core principle that explains everything we are seeing on a daily basis: the Tragedy of the Commons.
There is no such thing as individual or collective self restraint for the common good. We are like rabbits and rats. We are here to Fuck away. There are the Fuckers and the Fuckees. There are big Fuckers and little Fuckers and they will keep Fucking until there is no one left to Fuck or they die, whichever comes first. Those who stop Fucking are primarily worried about getting Fucked and the Fuckers still having a good time. The world is currently run by the biggest Fuckers ever known to mankind.
Anyone who believes otherwise has a lot of explaining to do based on a basic reading of the current human predicament.
On 'The Virtue of Fucking', someone should write a book and call it 'Atlas Fucked'.
Then it's Ann Barnhardt to the bitter end. No more sex for anyone.
"If I borrow a little bit of money and don't pay, I'm fucked. If I borrow a lot of bit of money and don't pay, you're fucked!"
-Donald Trump
Rand: Fuckers fuck the Fuckees because that's human nature.
Neitzche: Some Fuckers feel bad about it because morality is repressed animal nature.
duo
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhagavad_Gita
Krishna and Arjuna, read it too much to post.
The Pussies , Dicks and Assholes rant works better here .
These is just on thing Banzai, do you have to use so many cuss words?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCmJUiidu9k
I'll do it for you even though he doesn't. Go fuck yourself.
What the fuck are you talking about ;-)
Weird thing, I was reading The Atlantic today and they used both 'You're all a bunch of little cunts' (in a quote in a Mike Ditka story) and 'nutmeg can fuck you up' in two consecutive stories.
No shit. I was like, what the fuck?
Were you actually offended? Does it really matter? Quote a Psalm and I get really offended with that pious shit. What's the big deal? The times have changed. We can say what we want. The 50's housewives are dead.
it has nothing to do with 50's housewives. it has to do with being a mature responsible (in the case of somebody named howard) gentlemen or gentlelady. you can say anything that you want andyou can do anything that you want. and you can wallow in muck. or walk around with your finger up your privates. you can be 30 or 40 or 50 or 60 years old and eat mcdonalds and drink coke and watch snooki on tv and listen to lil' wayne. god bless you.
all of that disregards the concept of 'class' and 'elegance'. yes - crass and vulgar are 'in' and that's what got this country into the situation it is.
Atlas Fucked : read the 11th labour of Hercules. He did that to poor Atlas. And walked away with those apples! Pity they didn't buy those apples from him. He would have become richer than AAPL executives, instead of dying in pain.
Ah, no country for honest men. 12 labours love lost!
here i provide the link , pleasure to be at your cervix, i mean service.
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17 February 2012
Weimar Berlin in the 1920's
http://jessescrossroadscafe.blogspot.com/2012/02/berlin-in-1920s.html
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Mississippi Fred McDowell - Goin Down to the River
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TyzAAwJnIw
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Ol’ Fred laid it down with one track.
Sang the blues while he’s strumming his axe.
The opening sign
Said “Gal. 26 9 "
Now today that won’t cover the tax.