SeX And PoLiTiCS, THe NeW NeW AMeRiCaN ReLiGioN

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Santorum is trying to save us

Unlike the bad deal the Dems gave us

Don't play their game

Each party's the same

They're doing their best to enslave us!

The Limerick King

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Uterine chaos is here!!!
These pussies are stirring-up fear!
It's time to withdraw...
Retreat from the bra...
The new entry point is the rear!

The Limerick King

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Santorum is out having fun
He's having a nice little run
But since he's not Paul
Momentum will fall
And facing Barack he is done

The Limerick King

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h/t Aristarchan

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The Larry revival is on
What a ridiculous con
Listen to teacher
Don't be a preacher
And stop sucking dicks in the John

The Limerick King

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Romney is playing with snakes
To garner support from the flakes
When asked to report
How he'd win gay support
With a lisp said, "Whatever it takes!!!"

The Limerick King

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The laundry is dirty today
That Issa guy sure likes to play
Just look at his grin
And the spot on his chin
It looks like his wife is away

The Limerick King

Darrel from Dickheads United
Says men on the right are invited
To join his crusade
Against those who get laid
If you join he'll get really excited

The Limerick King

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THE STINKER

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Newt is immersed in deep thought
A moment of genius is sought
A plan he'll prepare
To have an affair
And how to avoid getting caught

The Limerick King

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 "The biggest threat to America today is not communism. It's moving America toward a fascist theocracy, and everything that's happened during the Reagan administration is steering us right down that pipe ... When you have a government that prefers a certain moral code derived from a certain religion and that moral code turns into legislation to suit one certain religious point of view, and if that code happens to be very, very right wing, almost toward Attila the Hun..."--Frank Zappa

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Temptation is playing both sides
Like pole-dancing sirens it slides
Seduction and Lust
In God We Don't Trust
When Evil is present, it hides!

The Limerick King

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Liberty hangs from the cross
Reflecting a state's moral loss
And justice they say
Left early today
She's fooling around with the boss

The Limerick King

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[matrix2012]

Purim: Why War On Persia (Iran) Could Start March 7th

Saturday, February 18th, 2012.
by Zen Gardner

Purim, literally meaning “to bring to naught, to break, or to crush”, is an annual celebration of death and vengeance. It is supposedly based on the Bible book of Esther and celebrates deception by infiltration and the ensuing bloody defeat of a purported Persian threat on the then Jewish people. At the cost of 75,000 Persians.

You can look it up, but it’s actually a celebrated holiday of slaughter of the Persians of “Bible times” but trickily all “enemies of Judaism” to keep all adherents involved in the ritual.

This is basically the blueprint for the Illuminti attack strategy, including the satanic Ashkenazi and other bloodlines, still alive today, overtly in rabid Zionism and Freemasonry. But even more so in the covert works of a secret cabal connected by secret societies with dark intelligence agencies carrying out the whims of the high council of the Illuminati, for want of a better definition.

Pure-(im) Bullshit:

Purim: What’s It All About?

The Book of Esther (Megillat Esther in Hebrew), the basis for the Purim holiday, recounts one of the most beloved [beloved of the Jews] of all biblical stories. Haman, the arch villain of the story, devises a plan to annihilate the Jews of Persia which is approved by the Persian King Ahasuerus. Through a complex turn of events, the Jewish Queen Esther and her adoptive father Mordechai manage to intercede with the king, thwart Haman’s evil plan, and destroy Haman, his family and other enemies of the Jewish people. The holiday of Purim is then proclaimed.

Purim — the Feast of Lots — seems full of contradictions. One minute, Jews are helpless and mourning in sackcloth. The next, they’re fighting their enemies — and winning! Miracles are happening – but God’s name isn’t mentioned. On Purim, the Jews reaffirm their allegiance to Judaism — and reach new spiritual heights. But then come masquerades, parodies, and serious drinking and feasting.

Purim teaches us to see through the contradictions of life and realize that they are all part of the plan! Long before Haman writes his decree of destruction, a queen is deposed to make way for Esther, who ultimately saves the Jews. The medicine comes before the illness. Purim means lots – as in a lottery. But the sequence of events suggests anything but chance. Source: http://www.sweetliberty.org/issues/israel/purim.htm

More on the true history of Pure-im:

The Book of Esther, which contains the basic story (though not, of course, the lengthy Talmudic and Kabbalistic embellishments), was labeled canonical and placed in the Old Testament as a result of rabbinic manipulation of the Church. In fact, the story’s two main characters, Esther and Mordechai, are thinly veiled personifications of the Babylonian deities Ishtar and Marduk.

It Gets Stranger

Purim is the Jewish-ordained holy day in which the Talmud commands Jews to party and get so drunk they cannot distinguish between good and evil. Purim is also the time when the Jews are encouraged to get bloody revenge against their perceived enemies. Murder, carnage, fiery slaughter and holocaust—history records that almost anything goes on Purim. Sexual orgies are common, and Purim is a regular Bacchanalia of wickedness, cruelty, and debauchery. Even little Jewish children are encouraged to join in the mayhem, being provided triangle-shaped cookies representing the ears of ancient enemy Haman and also of modern-day victims. Source: http://www.texemarrs.com/032006/illuminati_devil_years_article.htm

Now Does Esther’s Occult Ritual Make More Sense?

Madonna, her Kabbalist name being Esther, at the blatant occult ritual during super bowl halftime, the most watched event in all of television. Clearly a satanic celebration of assumed conquest and foreshadowing of events to come.

Will the sacrificial finale called World War 3 beginning with the upcoming attack on Iran (Persia) begin in some form on the death-worshipping holiday of Purim which lands on March 7-8 this years?

We’ll soon find out.

http://www.zengardner.com/alternative-knowledge/purim-why-war-on-persia-...

[Jena]

Outstanding synergy, William Banzai and The Limerick King.  

The U.S. falling off an economic cliff and the Most Important Discussion we must have is about ... contraception?

We are doomed.

[blindman]

Erin Burnett: Worst of the worst VIDEO By Glenn Greenwaldttp://www.salon.com/2012/02/17/erin_burnett_worst_of_the_worst/singleton/ . if anyone in the future writes the history of our time i can't help believing that what will appear to be most inexplicable will be the confluence of great influence and profound ignorance. can we spot the frauds in these videos and articles? there is a theme that has emerged. . Iran halts oil sales to France, Britain Posted on February 19, 2012 by stacyherbert http://maxkeiser.com/2012/02/19/iran-halts-oil-sales-to-francebritain/ . .."The decision was not expected to have a big impact. France last year bought only three percent of its oil — 58,000 barrels a day — from the Islamic republic, and Britain was believed to be no longer importing Iranian oil. But it was seen as a warning shot to other EU nations that are bigger consumers of Iranian oil, including Italy, Spain and Greece." .. ..

[jack stephan]

Killer uteruses, hands down brilliant, td and wb7 win earth today. Enjoy your weekend zh! Steal a little time for yourselves.

[blindman]

American Poverty, What the Brits Don’t Understand
Panorama Special on American Poverty A Delusional Tale
by Gordon Duff, Senior Editor
http://www.veteranstoday.com/2012/02/16/american-poverty-what-the-brits-...
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" you see in my line of work you got to
keep repeating things over and over and
over again for the truth to sink in ....
to kinda catapult the propaganda." george w. bush
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"The basis for suffering in America is simple. America was taken over by organized crime, the Bush administration, who looted the country, devalued real estate, collapsed banking, looted pension funds, destroyed one industry after another for eight years while running up a massive debt.

This was the task they were given, the downfall of America, the destruction of her future and the collapse of western economies.

I think they did a pretty good job.

Paying the interest on the Bush debt is why we have deficits now. Without Bush debt, America would be in the black.

Our economic collapse than has and will continue is a cascading failure based on debt run up during the Reagan and two Bush presidencies and three years of America under President Obama being unable to pay the massive interest.

Now over $1 trillion dollars a year, interest on Republican debt, America spends, in addition to “servicing Bush debt,” $.5 trillion on Bush wars each year.

There are things we don’t see. We could talk about how the government got into the drug business in America." ..
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( many pieces of the puzzle, main plot, contained at this link. )

[margaris]

Wonderful teamwork between you two. Very inspiring.

The first and the last picture are very thought provoking

[williambanzai7]

When playing around with American icons, there is no better place to start than Lady Liberty. A must see for anyone visiting NYC.

[sschu]

"The biggest threat to America...is moving toward a fascist theocracy...."--Frank Zappa

Any thread which starts with a quote from a drugged out rocker is not fit for ZeroHedge .... oh wait, I guess maybe that is what ZH has become, a place for the counterculture misfits to rant about 911, the Holocaust or any other such gibberish.

But I guess funny pictures create truth, to some at least.

sschu

[a growing concern]

Open. Your. Eyes.

[williambanzai7]

I have something to tell you. Listen carefully, it might help you when you grow up.

Not only are you a douche bag...you are an ignoramus as well. Go get professional help ASAP

[blindfaith]

Hi Bill,

You understand America better than America itself.

You are overlooking one of the worst bums to come down the right-wing-nut pike in years. He sits in the background of the very issues your posts attempt expose. 

Mr. Marco Rubio, Rebublican Tea Party Cuban from Miami. 

Seems everyoe over looks his sponsorship of SOPA< PITA< Communications Decency Act and lately his twisted smearing of justice.  He has become the new voice for extreme right wing retoric in the lost-in-the-woods GOP.  As right conservative as the Florida Legislature is, they could not stand him when he was there, and that says a lot.

It is said that he has via family a buddy buddy relationship with a certain offshore government that his comrades fled from.  If only the Miami Cubans would investigate before they blindly vote " for one of their own" they would quickly see he is no friend of American freedom nor of theirs.

[williambanzai7]

Actually, I am very much an American, but I have a minor luxury of being able to view things from an external vantage point. I have spent a substantial time around Europe and Asia.

For example, here in HK there are a great many religious Christians. Do they try to tell everyone else what to do? No  

There is also a first class government funded healthcare program running along side private  healthcare providors. Everyone is entitled to healthcare.  Do people argue about this? No

Prescription drugs are dirt cheap compared to the US. Dirt cheap and the same stuff.

There is also an extensive cultural and institutional system for taking care of the elderly. Do people argue about this? No

You can say Merry Christmas where ever you want.

We Americans have a tendency to endlessly argue about things to our collective detriment. The parasites who instigate thiese arguments have absolutely no interest in our well being.

HK has a different set of problems to address, but political idiocy is not one of them.

I will check out that Rubio guy.

[IQ 101]

If the biblical story of Jesus Christ knotting up a whip,walking into the temple and kicking the shit out of the moneychangers does not clue you in to the lineage of the problems on this planet, then you may wish to try joining the dot's.

Truly, there is nothing new under the Sun, "You who say you are Jews but are not Jews" , whatever did he mean by that? or you could go back to Genesis and follow the plotline up until today if you have enough history to fill in the gaps (see Cain,Kennites, you can follow them all the way to the Crucifixion with a little research, and all the way Wall st , D.C. and the city of London,inc, if you so desire).

Christianity is not the problem, anyone can buy a Jesus t-shirt.

Ignorance and deliberate corruption of Christianity is a problem though, Rapture doctrine, speaking in tongues, prophetic talking newts and palin around with the money changers is not what the script demands, anyone can buy the T-shirt but you will not see Ron Paul selling Jesus buttons for a vote.

Ron is a Christian, the real thing, he did his home work, he get's it and he stows it well, Ron is going about his business but no one is askin to see his Jebus card, the rest of the crew give off a Churchy Creepy stank?

Ron knows his way around a Uterus better than any of them and never sleeps with dead babies.

[blindfaith]

You can not practice the exclusion of ANY of God's childern (ALL included, not a chosen bunch is what Jusus said) and be a"Christian", at least not in the sense that Jesus Christ had in mind for a way of life and social practices. 

Show me JUST one person who calls themselves a "Christian" who practice peace, love, harmony, forgiveness, charity, and who do not worship graven images and claim to know HIM.

There is one thing for sure,  NO politian of any sort is in this fraternity.

[williambanzai7]

Fanaticism and the hypocritical parasites who prey on it.

Ron Paul is living proof of the hypocrisy and fanaticism of his adversaries.

[Don Birnam]

WB7 -- the "teflon candidate" is an obsolete term in the modern political arena...it is all "magic" now.

http://www.mazeministry.com/mormonism/romney/garments/garment.gif

In all seriousness, William, Santorum has experienced his Warholian period of fame. The former senator will not be the nominee. Indeed, Rep. Paul recently issued an illuminating press release/opposition research piece which simply and elegantly reviewed Santorum's Senate voting record ( also, per the same press release, Santorum's evident hypocrisy regarding malpractice awards was particularly interesting ). In a word, more Specter than even Specter himself, and places John McCain's conservatism on par with a Whig, by comparison.

There have always been religious fanatics, mystics, snake-chuckers and charlatans..."Elmer Gantry" is a personal favorite, and is as relevant in 2012 as it was decades ago. These folks are a distinct, yet vocal, minority; their singular exhibitions of pious histrionics and exhortations of the bizarre precipitate considerable media attention...not unlike the freak shows of old.

[williambanzai7]

 "These folks are a distinct, yet vocal, minority; their singular exhibitions of pious histrionics and exhortations of the bizarre precipitate considerable media attention...not unlike the freak shows of old."

Nice

[blindfaith]

Yep, and therein lies the problem.  The media is owned by the same elite bunch.  Fox proved that if you repeat, and repeat and have other stoges repeat, that it begins to be believed even by 'respected' media.

[blindman]

Even If You Don’t Like Ron Paul You Should Watch This – Its only 1 minute
http://www.veteranstoday.com/2012/02/19/even-if-you-dont-like-ron-paul-y...
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I had an email conversation with an American who lives in China and I asked him about what the Chinese thought of our “Banned” Commercial: Ron Paul 2012. Here is his reply which is quite moving:

Well I showed it to my wife (who is Chinese). The translations don’t match 100%, I saw the original afterwards and was like “okay that’s better”. But, I’ll actually share something with you very true.

When I first came to China I lived in a place called XiaoShan( a rich district of Hangzhou) and made a few friends with business owners. Last month I met up with them at a convenient store and on the TV there was talk about U.S. politicians. XiaoCun (her name) was very excited talking about a politician that was really good, he was even in the newspaper (here in China) and that most Chinese people thought he’d be the one to beat Obama. I honestly thought it was Rick Perry but when I showed her a picture of him on my Laptop she said nope. I showed her Ron Paul and she knew exactly who he was.

The question that followed her face afterwards was priceless, she said “Why don’t you Americans listen to him, the words he says are so good, we never get a chance to have something like that in China.” Afterwards a huge debate arose about how sick they were about the Chinese government, how they wanted Ron Paul’s idea of freedom in China but it’d never happen. And the obvious “you guys get a choice but don’t take it, we get no choice and it’s what we want.”

It ended in a somebody else would win because Americans don’t understand and care anymore. My wife constantly says when I’m watching Ron Paul videos on Youtube “He looks like such a good man, I wish I could vote to help you.”
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[bania]

wb7 you have entered your purple patch.

[williambanzai7]

I put the pedal to the metal on this one. And the Limerick King added the Nitro. ;-)

[blindman]

a symphony of satire!

[Benjamin Glutton]

this old discussion clearly demonstrates the true impotence of all politicians in the face of our current economic crisis.

it deserves not one moment of attention because it is not real.

thank you for mocking them Bill.

[williambanzai7]

There are a two variants. The first is the pure manipulator or hypocrite who cloaks himself in religion purely to aggregate a following. Obamney cloaks and Gingrich hypocrites. The second, and I suspect Santorum may be of this ilk, is the true believer on a fanatical mission to spread the kool aid to the unbelievers.

Have you noticed this visual meme Obama has with looking up to the sky when photographed. And the constant preacher like oratory.

I suppose they can all do what they have to do to get elected. But none of us should feel obligated to bestow any reverence on what is essentially a dangerous circus act.

[machineh]

No one even remembers Jeremiah Wright anymore, do they?

Instead of replacing him, the Peace Laureate decided to become his own spiritual advisor -- so much more rewarding!

[blindman]

here a story of a pilgrimage.
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Obama boosts bid with West Coast swing
http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0212/73039.html
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"EVERETT, Wash. — Barack Obama ended his West Coast trip the way he spent most of it: Raising money.

Of 10 events in three days, only two were official — and even they were rallies with workers and made-for-television industrial backdrops for the president to promote his job growth message. He used the rest to put at least $8.6 million into his campaign account between big events and small ones like those he closed the trip with here, at a big-dollar reception at the home of Costco founder Jeff Brotman and a $1,000-a-head rally at the Westin Bellevue." ..
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as we all know the religion is income/raising "money". the fiat money the fed
and banks make out of thin air and a debt passed along to a stranger's impoverished
children, they call it god's work. god's pyramid scheme. divine providence
this stealing from the poor and unborn to become fantastically flush with fraudulent
promises of obligation and fealty of the doomed. god.bless.america.
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so o "raises" $8.6 mil. in a swing through a totally bankrupt state, that in
just a few days. think about that, like a miracle on the road of pilgrimage.
church of prosperity , even at the funeral service for whitney houston, talk
of the prosperity at the heart of the church, it being god's will. no analysis
of "money", just get more of it whatever it is, can i get an amen?

[williambanzai7]

The Profit of Ponzi

[GoldRetriever]

Sanitariums are for crazy people
Sanatorium is for the steeple
While it's Romney no doubt
He'd be nuts to pull out
He says his position is fetal

[GoldRetriever]

Sanitariums are for crazy people
Sanatorium is for the steeple
While it's Romney no doubt
He'd be nuts to pull out
He says his position is fetal

[williambanzai7]

"At a news conference Saturday in Columbus, Ohio, Santorum stood by his earlier comments that Obama’s religion is “not a theology based on the Bible” but “a phony theology” (whatever that means). "

Fascinating and so pertinent.

[Wakanda]

Memo to Ricky:  All theologies are phony.

[goldfreak]

just because politicians are using christianity to manipulate ignorant sheeple, doesn't mean real Christiany is the problem.

How's a christian theocracy the real threat to the U.S. when Christianity is being removed from every public place (for better or worse, depending on your perspective).

You can't even mention the word Jesus anymore in a public place, ot the ACLU will send a hundred lawyers to chase you away. In a few years wishing someone merry Christmas will so "offensive" that they won't let you say it in a public place.

More and more Christianity is being removed from the public sphere, even if people like Santorum use it for his own purposes

[Wakanda]

Memo to goldfreak:  All theologies are phony.

[GCT]

Most politicians go to church so they can say they are religious.  Nothing more.   I am religious but bringing it into politics and watching the masses get behind a politician is just stupid.  Both sides are screwing people and they are one and the same with a different message that actually does not mean squat once they arrive in DC or your state offices.  People are just fricking stupid and will believe anything.

Just like this abortion and contrasceptive thing.  I do not agree with the governement stepping on their value system but then a doctor that does not want to do abortion does not have to be religious to be against taking a life. I am sick of all the crap spouted from these folks.  They are all lieing anyway.  Ron Paul will does not have a chance to be elected and ought to make a third party.  Now that would be fun!

Obama is going to get re-elected anyway.  Romney is just Obama in sheeps clothing.

[williambanzai7]

Mitt Obamney the new and improved Barack Obamney.

[stant]

cast your evil money into the fiery debts of our campaign acount

[Slartibartfast]

"Them Jesus Freaks,

They's friendly, but,

the shit they believe

has got their minds all shut.

And they don't give a damn

When the church takes its cut,

Ain't it bleak when you got so much nothin'?"

-Frank Zappa.

[Mister Ponzi]

The headline of the following article would probably also make a great picture:

http://www.24hgold.com/english/contributor.aspx?article=3800514004G10020...

"... anything is possible with a man who brought his deceased infant home who died two hours after birth and slept with it after showing it to his children, as Santorum admits to have done". If this was the story of a foreign presidential candidate in a "rogue" country, the propaganda machinery in the West would already be in full swing.

[williambanzai7]

That article encapsulates the Santorum problem in a nutshell.

[machineh]

Hey, at least he didn't eat it, the way some people munch the afterbirth.

Rick knows that eating people (in either sense of the word) is WRONG!

[williambanzai7]

Virtual cannibalism is the order of the day. Keep an eye on Wall Street.

[puck]

Thanks for the good work. Funny as hell

[falak pema]

If you continue down this road WB7 you will be labelled as "anti christian" and therefore "moslem sympathiser" by the evangelist right; from where its just one more step to become "terrorist sympathiser" and be black listed by the Gautanamolese NDAA brigade. Logic is what Political Power in place "says" it is; without a system of checks and balances of which a free press is now cornerstone. No checks these days in DC except fat-cat checks that are back handers in election year. Or free ZIRP checks to bankstas from FED. Given in "Go spend, to save Amerika!" type logic. 

And for those more shocked by the atheist trend of logic and secular values that this satire could construe in jaundiced minds, you could be labelled as agent of "scienticsm"; new defintion of all that mystifies the dogmatic mind by mystical and suspicious minded extrapolation of empirical science into universal "who dun it" solving, deterministic and dogmatic language, thus an invention of communista-anti God secularism.

Can't win against the envangelista, moronic brigade, even if you say "I love Linda Evangelista!"

Who cares about bad vibes amongst that tribe, I for one laff at all the brilliant satire. We only live once!

Viva Zapata William Banzai

[williambanzai7]

Truthfully, the subject bores me as much as it irritates me.

Their candidates are about to get eviscerated by the party of angry modern females, who thought this stuff was behind us. They will not let this go.

What I find most disturbing is how these pseudo conservatives, who are really simple fanatics, are creating plenty of distractive noise that drowns out all the discussion Ron Paul thinks we should be having. Just as the power elite would like them to.

They will crash and burn before Debt Brother even fires up the campaign flying saucer.

Pay attention to how the narrative shifts from the deficit and Wall Street to politics and religion.

[nmewn]

Right and Debt Brother lit the match.

Why would he do that? ;-)

[Bob]

Obomber lit the match . . . because he couldn't help but notice there's an army of fucking nuts out there who love nothing so much as a nice, bright fire?

Hey, look back at WB's picture show--do ya really think this is a legitimate opportunity to finesse blame back onto Barry and the Dims, brother?

The conservative right eats this one.  Whole.

[nmewn]

"Obomber lit the match . . . because he couldn't help but notice there's an army of fucking nuts out there who love nothing so much as a nice, bright fire?"

"The conservative right eats this one.  Whole."

What-The-Fuck-Are-You-Talking-About?

"Hey, look back at WB's picture show--do ya really think this is a legitimate opportunity to finesse blame back onto Barry and the Dims, brother?"

Yes I certainly do.

The churches/universities/hospitals are sittin around minding their own self insured business and Commissar Sebelius decides to invoke the "Commissar shall determine clause" inside an unconstitutional ObamaCare and somehow that is "conservatives" fault?

It's a politcal move plain and simple and it's hooked you right in the mouth.

What, there are no liberals who hold religious convictions and beliefs apart from your state sanctioned ones? What part of separation of church & state really bothers you deep down inside? I invite you to go back and look at Banzai's pics as well Bob. One of them stands out above all others in this little state/church spat...the deification of the state in the image of Barack.

Now, do you really believe what you just wrote doc? If so, you better climb onto your own couch and get your head examined by someone other than yourself...self diagnosis ain't cuttin it.