SeX And PoLiTiCS, THe NeW NeW AMeRiCaN ReLiGioN

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JESUS OF LIBERTY

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WHITE HOUSE

 

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FATHER TOTUS

 

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TELEVANGELIST

 

Santorum is trying to save us

Unlike the bad deal the Dems gave us

Don't play their game

Each party's the same

They're doing their best to enslave us!

 

The Limerick King

 

 

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CONSERVATIVE CONQUEST: ATTACK OF THE KILLER UTERUSES (w/Limerick)

 

Uterine chaos is here!!!
These pussies are stirring-up fear!
It's time to withdraw...
Retreat from the bra...
The new entry point is the rear!

The Limerick King

 

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THE FLYING MORON (w/Limerick)

 

Santorum is out having fun
He's having a nice little run
But since he's not Paul
Momentum will fall
And facing Barack he is done

The Limerick King

 

 

 

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E UTERUS UNUM

 

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RICK SANTORUM AND THE FAITHTONES

 

Amish

h/t Aristarchan

 

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ALL AMERICAN WICK

 

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UNCLE SAM ON THE NDAA CROSS

 

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WINGNUT'S MORON
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REVEREND LARRY CRAIG
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The Larry revival is on
What a ridiculous con
Listen to teacher
Don't be a preacher
And stop sucking dicks in the John

The Limerick King

 

 

THE HOLY FLAG OF PATRIOTS

 

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FAMILY VALUES

 

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THE SUPREME CLERGY OF THE UNITED STATES
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MITT ZOMBIE CELEBRATION SOUTH BEACH FLORIDA
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SNAKE HUSTLER (w/Limerick)

 

Romney is playing with snakes
To garner support from the flakes
When asked to report
How he'd win gay support
With a lisp said, "Whatever it takes!!!"

The Limerick King

 

 

MORON SNAKE HANDLER
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DOOR TO DOOR ZOMBIE
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UNITED STATES CAPITOL HOUSE OF GOD

 

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MAN'S LIFE: RUNAWAY UTERUS

 

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MEET CONGRESSMAN ISSA (w/Limerick)
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The laundry is dirty today
That Issa guy sure likes to play
Just look at his grin
And the spot on his chin
It looks like his wife is away

The Limerick King

 

 

DARREL ISSA FOR TROJAN CONDOMS

 

 

Darrel from Dickheads United
Says men on the right are invited
To join his crusade
Against those who get laid
If you join he'll get really excited

 

The Limerick King

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NEW LINCOLN MEMORIAL

 

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HYPOCRITE

 

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DOUCHEBAG MOJO (FINAL)

THE STINKER

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THE STINKER (w/Limerick)

 

Newt is immersed in deep thought
A moment of genius is sought
A plan he'll prepare
To have an affair
And how to avoid getting caught

The Limerick King

 

 

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FOUNDING FATHER WASHINGTON

 

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Zappa

 "The biggest threat to America today is not communism. It's moving America toward a fascist theocracy, and everything that's happened during the Reagan administration is steering us right down that pipe ... When you have a government that prefers a certain moral code derived from a certain religion and that moral code turns into legislation to suit one certain religious point of view, and if that code happens to be very, very right wing, almost toward Attila the Hun..."--Frank Zappa

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CONGRESSIONAL SCORES
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Temptation is playing both sides
Like pole-dancing sirens it slides
Seduction and Lust
In God We Don't Trust
When Evil is present, it hides!

The Limerick King

BEN COMMANDMENT NOTE

 

 

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CRUCIFIXION OF LIBERTY

 

Liberty hangs from the cross
Reflecting a state's moral loss
And justice they say
Left early today
She's fooling around with the boss

The Limerick King