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SHoCKiNG HeaDLiNe!

Submitted by williambanzai7 on 01/30/2012 16:22 -0400

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Tue, 01/31/2012 - 10:36 | 2112550 marcusfenix

now that should be the cover for Rob Zombie's next album.

Tue, 01/31/2012 - 08:01 | 2112184 falak pema

Repubs have a choice between Frankenstein Newt and Dracula Mitt. Ron, the honest broker, has no market entry card.

Tue, 01/31/2012 - 09:57 | 2112387 KnightsofNee

I live in the Socialist Union of Maryland and work for Diebold. I will be voting for Ron Paul in Florida's election today. If my boss finds out I will looking for an overpass to live under in a state with warmer climes.

Tue, 01/31/2012 - 07:48 | 2112177 krispkritter

Vote today.

Stay home and ignore the farce.

Wondering if it's even worth it at this point...

Tue, 01/31/2012 - 07:58 | 2112183 nmewn

Maybe.

Here, we have paper ballots that can be counted by hand if its close, which it won't be by all appearances. Mine won't count in a winner take all state but it sends a message to the party bosses.

I'll be voting Paul...this time.

Tue, 01/31/2012 - 02:45 | 2112013 geekgrrl

Great stuff WB7. So since Mitt Zombie is a robot, does this mean the usual zombie protocol of: 1) Avoidance, 2) Termination, and 3) Disposal, doesn't apply?

Tue, 01/31/2012 - 02:42 | 2112010 Dead Canary

The pitchforks movement in Sicily:

http://libcom.org/blog/pitchforks-movement-sicily-22012012

Mon, 01/30/2012 - 23:34 | 2111763 Sk84life

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGG! Fuck Obama! Fuck Romney! Am I really going to have to hold my Fucking nose and vote for Newt?

Tue, 01/31/2012 - 04:26 | 2112069 Howard_Beale

Like it matters. Where'd you get your education, boy? Wake up and smell the ruses.

Tue, 01/31/2012 - 00:47 | 2111889 StychoKiller

What, yer state doesn't allow write-in candidate votes??

Tue, 01/31/2012 - 08:07 | 2112185 Disenchanted

even if you were to use an absentee ballot,

per Indiana code a Candidate has to "qualify" to be a legitimate write-in choice...you can see where that leads I'm sure.

IC 3-5-2-6
"Candidate"
Sec. 6. (a) Except as provided in subsection (b), "candidate" means a person who:
(1) has taken the action necessary to qualify under Indiana law for listing on the ballot at an election or to become a write-in candidate;

Tue, 01/31/2012 - 03:48 | 2112047 Disenchanted

Can somone 'splain to me how to 'write in' a candidate on a Diebold(or similar) Robo-Vote machine?

Tue, 01/31/2012 - 10:16 | 2112463 Gully Foyle

Disenchanted

"Can somone 'splain to me how to 'write in' a candidate on a Diebold(or similar) Robo-Vote machine?"

Portable Dremel tool.

Tue, 01/31/2012 - 10:23 | 2112492 Disenchanted

LOL! That would certainly give the little old ladies at my voting precinct the palpitations...

Mon, 01/30/2012 - 22:56 | 2111676 Fix It Again Timmy

Zombieonics, the driving force behind the New World Disorder which will not be complete until Iran is Zombieized....All hail Barak Zombama - the prince of peace!

Mon, 01/30/2012 - 21:38 | 2111498 boeing747

Some of his artworks shall goto 'NEWSWEEK' or 'TIME' magazines.

Mon, 01/30/2012 - 22:58 | 2111653 williambanzai7

Shepard Fairey did the Person of the Year (protestor) cover, which you may recall was some inexplicable image that confused many because there was no Guy Fawkes (V) mask to be seen, even in the article. Everyone knows that that mask is the impromptu symbol of OWS protestors.

I assumed there was a copyright issue. It turns out Time owns the rights to that mask and everytime someone buys one, they get a royalty. So its ok to collect royalties on the masks but not OK to acknowledge the transformative symbolic content of the image?

I've been broadcasting on twitter not to buy the mask. Just make your own.

My version...

Tue, 01/31/2012 - 10:14 | 2112456 Gully Foyle

williambanzai7

Dude, Ted Ralls take on the Mitt-Bot

http://cdn.svcs.c2.uclick.com/c2/588866b02aaf012f2fcc00163e41dd5b

Mon, 01/30/2012 - 21:28 | 2111475 ebworthen

Mitt Zombie!

Bane Capital!

Where did I leave that Zombie Survival Guide?

Mon, 01/30/2012 - 22:39 | 2111450 tom a taxpayer

I like Ike.

Ike championed the Interstate Highway System.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interstate_Highway_System

I also like Ike Turner's former wife, Tina, and the Ikettes, but that's another story for another time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxYBRb7FRgE&feature=related

Mon, 01/30/2012 - 21:15 | 2111442 DaylightWastingTime

and Shamtorum is a super absorbent asswipe!

Mon, 01/30/2012 - 21:36 | 2111493 SilverIsKing

I must disagree with you. I think he's a lying sack of shit. To each his own.

Mon, 01/30/2012 - 21:09 | 2111423 blindman

David Lindley - Brother John
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yui9OxMJHfY
.
for john.
if you don't like it try it louder.

Mon, 01/30/2012 - 19:43 | 2111243 nmewn

Tomorrows the big day, fiddy delegates.

"Can't you hear me knockin, ahh, are you safe asleep?" ;-)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fa4HUiFJ6c

Mon, 01/30/2012 - 18:51 | 2111157 lincolnsteffens

Nice expose' WB7. I can't wait to see the headlines tomorrow! "Will a giant Newt consume every living thing in the State of Florida?" How's about "Revenge of the Giant Newt" or "Amazing Spontaneously Exploding Giant Newt Wipes Out Florida!!, Read Real Eye Witness Account of Only Survivor."

Tue, 01/31/2012 - 04:23 | 2112066 Howard_Beale

Newt is nuts and everyone knows it. He's off to the Funny Farm after tomorrow. Calista will finally have a rest from that ugly dog humping her leg.

Tue, 01/31/2012 - 04:42 | 2112081 Disenchanted

Calista

Were Calista Gingrich and Cindy McCain separated at birth? Both to me immediately bring images of Stepford wives into my head...

Or are they the same woman?? *cue twilight zone music*

Mon, 01/30/2012 - 22:50 | 2111661 Sathington Willougby

Two headed giant newt controls the house:

http://www.frumforum.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Newt-Nancy.jpg

"I don't always control the house but when I do it's from either side of the aisle" - Giant Two Headed Newt

Mon, 01/30/2012 - 18:49 | 2111156 lincolnsteffens

Whoops, double post.

Mon, 01/30/2012 - 18:36 | 2111133 bank guy in Brussels

In the 'humour or truth' category ...

According to one offbeat Irish site, the USA Republican party nomination farce, with populist Ron Paul playing a major role, is being stage-managed to deadlock on purpose ...

So Jeb Bush, brother of the last President Bush, can be the nominee!

Tyler D. sez 'be sceptical' of this website, from when they ran the earlier story about Strauss-Kahn being arrested in New York because he found there was no gold in the basement of the New York Fed ...

But anyway, curious interesting reading:

« Kissinger vows to China: “Jeb Bush Will Be Next President” »

http://www.whatdoesitmean.com/index1555.htm

Tue, 01/31/2012 - 10:24 | 2112497 Gully Foyle

bank guy in Brussels

"The path to a deadlocked convention, this report says Kissinger told the Chinese, lies in neither current Republican frontrunners Governor Mitt Romney or Congressman Ron Paul having enough delegates to ensure their nomination on the first ballot after which their supporters will be free to nominate anyone they so choose."

I thought the Paul plan was to do the after vote work and manuever as many delegates as possible.

I know In Iowa that's what they did.

http://www.dailypaul.com/199550/exclusive-ron-paul-may-have-just-secretl...

"Senior advisors for Paul's coalitions team told Business Insider this week that the campaign's organizational strategy was focused not only on getting as many votes as they can, but in making sure that their volunteers stuck around after the voting to make sure that they were nominated as delegates to the county's Republican convention — the first step towards being appointed as a delegate to the Republican National Convention"

Then there is this

http://minx.cc/?post=325875

A prominent friend told me some weeks ago that he noticed an odd thing. In his state, several people who have been successful in getting themselves known as very probably Mitt Romney delegates for the Republican National Convention are also his supporters. And they are not just my friends’ supporters, they are also long time staunch Ron Paul supporters.

Why then would they, long time staunch Ron Paul supporters, align this year with Mitt Romney? He made calls and talked to friends in other states. All of them saw the same thing happening — long time Dr. Paul supporters working to become delegates to the convention pledging to support Mitt Romney and others.

If the field stays fractured at this level, with only a few people, but each getting delegates enough to prevent the front runner from an outright majority, there will be a second vote at the Republican National Convention.

Delegates are only locked in for their candidate during the first vote. After the first vote, they can vote for whoever they want. So if Mitt Romney is unable to clear an outright majority on the first ballot, suddenly he could see some of his delegates turn on him — turn and go back to Ron Paul.

It is an ingenious strategy premised on a convention where no one gets majority support early. It plays well to a primary calendar where the delegates are first awarded proportionally. Who knows if it is a campaign strategy or just his volunteers, but the Paul campaign has been active now for four years trying to take over local parties.

It may pay off if the GOP doesn’t unite around a candidate soon."

Tue, 01/31/2012 - 10:30 | 2112522 Disenchanted

somewhat related to this:

I thought the Paul plan was to do the after vote work and manuever as many delegates as possible.

Will RON PAUL win more delegates this week than others?

Mon, 01/30/2012 - 21:40 | 2111500 lotsoffun

it IS going to happen that jeb is president - but they are going to toss the next 4 years to obama. it's that bad and they know it. believe me - 2015 - jeb wins. he has time, he is young enough.

besides, they already know what is planned to happen between now and then, they are much more long term then you and i having to live hand to mouth. for them - it's empire. and 3 people in one family being president breaks the record.

Tue, 01/31/2012 - 02:10 | 2111990 xela2200

Do you know why Jeb Bush was not pushed for president instead of his idiot brother? Because his wife is Mexican.

The US people will never accept a Mexican first lady.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Columba_Bush

Tue, 01/31/2012 - 03:56 | 2112053 Disenchanted

Well...

The US people will never accept a Mexican first lady.

the American taxpayers could save money on the landscaping for the White House...and the kitchen help.

/sarc/

Tue, 01/31/2012 - 11:18 | 2112697 xela2200

lol

Well Michelle is already taking care of the garden, so I guess is the kitchen for her.

Mon, 01/30/2012 - 22:39 | 2111627 williambanzai7

Jeb Bush, is that some kind of shrub?

Tue, 01/31/2012 - 12:35 | 2113021 ali-ali-al-qomfri

If you look near a Joshua Tree you'll see a little Jeb Bush just around the base.

Mon, 01/30/2012 - 18:35 | 2111129 ReligiousAtheist1

One Banzai a day keeps the Zombies away

your illustrious exprssions are always appreciated LOL!!!

Mon, 01/30/2012 - 22:37 | 2111619 williambanzai7

I've been working on Florida all week. It is a doozy. You can see why on my Flickr. I'm goona push the envelope on American campaign art, or shall I say negative campaign art ;-)

Mon, 01/30/2012 - 18:07 | 2111066 blindman

i guess that if the truth be ever told
there will be more votes from the graves
of florida for this republican nomination
than from the polling booths, however,
i do not expect the truth will ever be told.
i heard the number of 935 corpses were said
to have voted in the recent s.c. contest, all
the claims destined to remain in the realm of
hearsay of heresy. i'm not sure that there
is any law that requires any reliable tallying
when speaking of democracy and party nominations.
it is all more a matter of entertainment and show.
gorilla theater maybe?
http://www.youtube.com/v/1eXS0o6r-Wk%26rel%3d0%26hl%3den_US%26feature%3d...

Mon, 01/30/2012 - 18:41 | 2111151 bank guy in Brussels

This is a recurring practice in American voting, apparently.

On one occasion when a US politician was caught registering the votes of dead people, he apparently quipped, "Just because a man is dead, you wouldn't want to deny him the right to vote, would you?"

And there is an American election slogan, I think from Obama's home town of Chicago ...

"On election day, be sure and vote early ... and vote OFTEN!"

Mon, 01/30/2012 - 19:44 | 2111244 GeezerGeek

I heard that most of those dead voters in SC had moved there from Chicago to escape the cold. In fact, several had even been among the dead who voted for Kennedy in 1960.

Mon, 01/30/2012 - 20:00 | 2111274 blindman

it is only right that a dead person
capable of voting be uninhibited from
voting multiple times and for multiple
parties and in multiple campaigns.
after all we have reverence and respect
for extraordinary powers and abilities.
l. johnson was known for this very thing
too.

Mon, 01/30/2012 - 18:48 | 2111171 blindman

exactly, and then in case of any atrocity
of judgement on the part of the voting public,
be they dead or alive, we have the electoral
college and then in most exacerbating circumstances
the supreme court to make the correct selection.
and then there is this increasingly important
technological development...( this the crap that
gives technology a bad name ).
Diebold Leaks Election Results Early... Again
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/30/2012 17:23 -0500
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/diebold-leaks-election-results-early-again