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Sun, 01/15/2012 - 16:29 | 2066828 UpShotKnotHoleGrable

It's no secret that a conscience can sometimes be a pest
It's no secret ambition bites the nails of success
Every artist is a cannibal, every poet is a thief
All kill their inspiration and sing about their grief

stay up will

Sat, 01/14/2012 - 21:43 | 2065442 Heyoka Bianco

The government's nefarious powers are indeed great if they knew to tackle the internet, Tyler Durden and William Banzai, in 1954!

Sat, 01/14/2012 - 21:08 | 2065388 Tom of the Missouri

Hey I knew Michael Douglas had cancer, but I had no idea he had lost all his hair already. What a strange shaped head he has, but I digress.

Plus, did anyone know those headlines are obviously fake? I can see someone is trying to subsitute Microsoft Word type for the old IBM typeset from the 1950's. Anyone seen Dan "What's The Frequency Keneth?" Rather around here lately.

Thanks for ZH and Mr. Banzai for keeping us paranoids up to date.

Sat, 01/14/2012 - 23:19 | 2065572 williambanzai7

Matching typeface exactly is a detail I lose patience with. But I at least try to get close ;-)

Sat, 01/14/2012 - 20:56 | 2065371 Offtheradar

I resemble that remark

Sat, 01/14/2012 - 19:16 | 2065158 tamboo

hmmm, something's going to blow, maybe this is it:

http://www.presstv.ir/detail/220979.html

Sun, 01/15/2012 - 11:11 | 2066121 Money 4 Nothing

I left a comment in the box at the bottom of the page, they will not publish it stating.. "Your comment has been submitted for review" And it still isn't up yet.

Sat, 01/14/2012 - 20:32 | 2065318 smb12321

I think a little common sense into the dialogue. I love Ron Paul, opposed Gulf War I and II and do not want war with Iran. Yet I'm not about to run around making excuses for a theocracy that routinely practices torture, Sharia law & discrimination against all non-Shiites. It should be noted that massive demonstrations just occurred in Israel that were peaceful - without massive arrests or killings (as in Iran). Sometimes we lose our sense of perspective.

Sat, 01/14/2012 - 19:35 | 2065198 Yen Cross

I caught that / Pseudonym/

Sat, 01/14/2012 - 19:05 | 2065142 bankruptcylawyer

banzai. you know you get comments from me every once in a while. i'm always looking at your stuff.

youre awesome man.

i owe you a fancy big check one day for all the laughs.

thank you big B

also, even though i'm not the biggest ron paul fan, i'm trying to sell ronpaulthirdparty.com i learned how to edit videos with final cut pro during my evenings and posted a video there. it sucks, but i'm trying to sell it , let me know what you think. i'm offering 20% to anyone who hooks me up with a buyer.

minimum sale price 2500. i also own .net and .org with it. minimum for all 3 is 3000.

ronpaulthirdparty.com

Sat, 01/14/2012 - 23:16 | 2065569 williambanzai7

I think everyone knows I did not just jump on the Ron Paul Band wagon.

But if you do a four column compare and contrast with all the candidates guess who wins every time.

That is before you get to things like personal character, human compassion, and veracity.

Finally, the reverse barometer, all the right people hate him.

I'll look at your video work later.

Cheers

Sat, 01/14/2012 - 17:49 | 2065002 Liquid Courage

It is the rare fortune of these days that one may think what one likes and say what one thinks.

The more numerous the laws, the more corrupt the government.

They plunder, they slaughter, and they steal: this they falsely name Empire, and where they make a wasteland, they call it peace.

Gaius Cornelius Tacitus (ca. 56–ca. 117), Roman orator, lawyer, and senator. He is considered one of antiquity's greatest historians.

Sat, 01/14/2012 - 18:10 | 2065024 Yen Cross

Quit whining and do something about it! If ya don't know where to start, " JUST START SOME WHERE" ! I am loving it!

Sat, 01/14/2012 - 17:38 | 2064994 Yen Cross

Lazy Dayz " smoKe Rings"

Sat, 01/14/2012 - 17:19 | 2064972 Yen Cross

Just paste her sexy " Pin-Up" on one of these! Kaboom conventional style

Sat, 01/14/2012 - 16:51 | 2064923 williambanzai7

Sat, 01/14/2012 - 20:09 | 2065274 disabledvet

story made the front page of the New York Times--as well as what Anonymous is up to. The story didn't really say what the fuss was all about. Perhaps a refresher is in order?

Sat, 01/14/2012 - 16:24 | 2064889 the grateful un...

Create mass layoffs in order to consumer mass quantites!

makes sense to me.

Sat, 01/14/2012 - 16:29 | 2064900 williambanzai7

Sat, 01/14/2012 - 16:48 | 2064917 Yen Cross

The old school monitors? Love the facial expressions though! Excellent!

Sat, 01/14/2012 - 17:06 | 2064948 Long-John-Silver

Those are not just monitors, they are dumb terminals connected to a mainframe. That photo must be from the late 70's or early 80's. I had this set up and a Compuserve account before the Internet was easily available.

Sun, 01/15/2012 - 05:16 | 2065582 williambanzai7

I used an RCA dumb terminal, a packet modem and a TV monitor contected by RF cable in the 80s ;-)

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 02:56 | 2073626 Reform1776

It's all about the Pentiums:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpMvS1Q1sos&ob=av3e

Sat, 01/14/2012 - 16:51 | 2064922 williambanzai7

He was in the buyout business contemporaneously with the movie.

In any event do you know how much work would be involved in changing the monitors?

Sat, 01/14/2012 - 19:01 | 2065134 the grateful un...

i still like Sheen for President. i can see him getting on Air Force One with a suitcase of blow and a couple hookers. i for one would sleep well knowing the country was in good hands.

Sat, 01/14/2012 - 15:58 | 2064862 Yen Cross

What ever happened to the Chrysler Destroyer ? They still have a web page. Tyler I have some investigative work for all of you.

The three headed dog surely went private " Ghost Equity" <>

Sat, 01/14/2012 - 15:48 | 2064854 Dollar Bill Hiccup

Oh, and a nice meme to play on the Conehead, is the name of his firm -- Bain Capital.

Bane in Old Middle English means "destroyer". In modern English it generally means poison, destruction, death etc.

Mitt the Destroyer is coming to take your jobs away, mo fos.

Mitt, Barry ... we are caught between a rock and a hard place.

Vote them all out.

Stand by Ron Paul.

Sat, 01/14/2012 - 16:25 | 2064892 the grateful un...

Carly Fiorini when she ran for Ca Senator : "Maybe those jobs needed to go to China"

Sat, 01/14/2012 - 17:02 | 2064926 williambanzai7

She needs to go to Gigalo.

Or did I mean Ji Go Lo

Sun, 01/15/2012 - 01:19 | 2065736 old naughty

didn't she swallow up compac, when in H/ollywood P/erverted?

So, greed is good and Iran merged JPM?

Sat, 01/14/2012 - 15:34 | 2064833 Uber Vandal

Though this sounds like good news:

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2012-01-14/white-house-won-t-support-inter...

Most likely, this bill will be signed "with reservations" again, ala NDAA.

Sat, 01/14/2012 - 15:35 | 2064834 williambanzai7

Yes, signing bullshit...it's the latest old thing.

Sat, 01/14/2012 - 16:45 | 2064914 Yen Cross

Bullshit is spot on! Parden the " PUN"... I was thinking of " PORK"!!!

Sat, 01/14/2012 - 16:22 | 2064876 Jena

How's this for a first draft?

POTUS: "It is with the greatest reluctance that I sign away more of the rights of ordinary Americans yet it is for their own good, as it will provide greater protection in the long run, keeping the country safe from those that would seek to harm or destroy us".

But again, this won't be a Rose Garden ceremony.

Edit: A ZDNet article on the White House statement. Sort of "we don't exactly believe them when they say they're against SOPA". (Saying one thing and doing another? Wonder why they'd think that!)

http://zd.net/zEYxmf

Sat, 01/14/2012 - 16:56 | 2064933 williambanzai7

I don't believe anything they say. If there is one thing for certain, they will screw you at the earliest possible payment.

Sat, 01/14/2012 - 15:32 | 2064829 Yen Cross

Bernak running the " GREEN MILE"?

Sat, 01/14/2012 - 15:29 | 2064824 disabledvet

Again:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5rsxXRoD5U&feature=player_detailpage

Sat, 01/14/2012 - 14:46 | 2064752 the grateful un...

headline : General Jack Ripper releases fail-safe bomber wing to attack Washington DC, citing the beltway as the center for the International Communist Conspiracy. Dr StrangeBernanke wrestles with his own fascist (right hand) tendencies to promote the status quo, and saving the Republic from ourselves. Only one bomber gets through, Col Banzai rides the nuckie bird to its target triggering the financial doomsday machine. and the world is eternally grateful

Sat, 01/14/2012 - 15:11 | 2064789 williambanzai7

Sat, 01/14/2012 - 21:41 | 2065438 luna_man

Three CRIMINALS?...Remember, NO PRISONERS!! Right?

Now, bring them back and let's do it right!

Sat, 01/14/2012 - 18:29 | 2065072 steelrules

Soggy Bottom Boys.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxGMWCnyNzg

Sat, 01/14/2012 - 15:42 | 2064845 Dollar Bill Hiccup

Ha! That was worth a belly laugh.

Benny's impish grin is priceless.

What about the Marx Brothers and Duck Sopa ...

Sat, 01/14/2012 - 15:56 | 2064859 williambanzai7

SOPA will kill that kind of mashup.

Sat, 01/14/2012 - 16:18 | 2064877 Dollar Bill Hiccup

Mmmm.

Great Firewall of Chimerica.

All Hail Dear Leader, Mitt the Destroyer.

No time anymore for social and political satire.

It will take too long to get to work at the factory on your bicycle.

Sat, 01/14/2012 - 16:19 | 2064879 williambanzai7

What factory?

Sat, 01/14/2012 - 16:25 | 2064893 Broker NotBroke

What bicycle?

Sat, 01/14/2012 - 16:27 | 2064897 williambanzai7

A fine mess we are in.

Sun, 01/15/2012 - 01:12 | 2065730 old naughty

i have a chinese-made electric-powered bike i can sell ya...

eh, what electricity?

Walk our talk then?

Sun, 01/15/2012 - 05:15 | 2065895 williambanzai7

Does it come with the power ;-)

SHoCKiNG SOPA HeaDLiNe!

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