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Tue, 08/09/2011 - 00:48 | 1541343 Juan Wild
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You put O'blamer all the way on the side, just like the G20 Seoul Summit group pic. That's RACIST!!!!

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 01:05 | 1541391 williambanzai7
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As an aside, I did try to center him, but I decided each of those freaks  are truly epic and deserved not to be covered. Check out the guy with is pants on backwards and the table lady. 

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 01:20 | 1541429 Juan Wild
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lulz, yeah, you're the greatest Banzai!!

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 22:26 | 1540649 penisouraus erecti
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Doesn't Buffet either directly or indirectly own that highly credible Moody's rating agency?

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 22:21 | 1540625 Zero Govt
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AAA Rated creative Banzai, 'Geithners Debt for Dummys' is a work of genius ;))

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 22:21 | 1540611 HardlyZero
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WB7: The scrolldown on Papandreou was very painful...I was expecting Madonna and I got "the package" instead. 

Up to standards and very timely.

Cheers !!! WB7...you da' man.

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 01:09 | 1541400 Juan Wild
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Papa don't beach, Greeks in trouble deep!

Papa don't beach, they've been losing sleep!

opa

 

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 20:29 | 1540124 delacroix
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for some reason, this popped into my memory today       http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkvZxYXHOgs&feature=related

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 19:14 | 1539888 Sathington Willougby
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Google maps: white house

Look at or leave your review, or guess which one's mine?

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 18:14 | 1539664 Howard_Beale
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To all ZH'ers and Banzai7 fans:

As the producer of all of Banzai's Zazzle products I am gearing up for calendar mode. I plan on making 3 calendars that will be available by mid-October. These are the following possibilities:

A Banzai's greatest Chairsatan images
A Visual Combat girls calendar
A Calendar of Banzai's greatest hits in the Timely and Timeless section of the Zazzle Store
A Debt Brother from Planet O Calendar--we will have to work on that
A collection of Banzai's best posters and images that pretty much show how fucked we are.
An apes calendar with all of our favorites in ape masks.

All feedback appreciated. Leave a note here or wriite me at Howardbeale72@gmail.com

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 18:21 | 1539700 New_Meat
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that's more than 3: keep the good ideas rollin' - Ned

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 22:24 | 1540638 Zero Govt
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if the Combat Girls calender has their mobiles on expect a million sales the first week!

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 18:04 | 1539634 Religion Explained
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I have never read Newsweek, does anyone?

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 02:15 | 1541509 StychoKiller
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It's important to keep tabs on the Progressive/Socialist programming/propaganda, so yeah I read it.

Much better for your mental health:  http://reason.com/

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 18:20 | 1539698 New_Meat
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sold the whole mess for one single FRN.  Go figure. - Ned

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 17:32 | 1539517 fonestar
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Tea Party = Faux Libertarian stooge dip-shits!

 

And awesome work again Heir Banzai!

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 19:30 | 1539936 homersimpson
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Boy - give this guy an award for the most original comment for stupidity.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 21:21 | 1540322 Sledge
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Bachmann is not a libertarian. She is anti-liberty!!

* Bachmann voted for almost unlimited Presidential war powers:
http://www.thenewamerican.com/usnews/constitution/7648-houses-amash-seek... Paul voted no!
* Bachmann votes against beleagured soldiers: H.R.3159 Ensuring Military Readiness Through Stability and Predictability Deployment Policy Act of 2007. Paul voted yes.
* Bachmann votes for Internet Censorship: H.R.4279 - PRO-IP Act of 2007 and H.R.4061 Cybersecurity Enhancement Act of 2009, Sponsored by John Conyers, (D-MI) http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/258311 Ron Paul voted no!
* H.R.5486 Small Business Jobs Tax Relief Act of 2010: Backmann voted no. Paul voted yes.
* Enforcement of Intellectual Property Rights Act of 2008: Bachmann voted for Bigger Government and new property seizing powers via S.3325 - The sponsored by Senator Patrick Leahy (D-VT) Learn more:http://www.defectivebydesign.org/stop-revised-riaa-ip-enforcement-bill-s... Ron Paul voted no!
*
H.Con.Res.28 Directing the President, pursuant to section 5(c) of the War Powers Resolution, to remove the United States Armed Forces from Afghanistan (Accelerating Afghanistan withdrawal). Bachmann, no. Paul, yes.
*
Whistleblower Protection Enhancement Act of 2007 - Expands the types of whistleblower disclosures protected from personnel reprisals to include disclosures without restriction as to time, place, form, motive, context, forum, or prior disclosures made to any person by an employee or applicant for employment, including a disclosure made in the ordinary course of an employee's duties, that the employee or applicant reasonably believes is a violation of any law. Backmann voted no. Paul voted yes.
*
H.R.4 Part D Medicare Drugs Price Negotiation: Bachman, no. Ron Paul, yes.
* H.R.1404 Federal Land Assistance, Management and Enhancement Act.Bachmann votes yes. Paul votes no.
* Ten percent across-the-board cut to the Department of Homeland Security's budget: Rokita of IN Amendment 1 to H R 2017, requires a (except for Customs and Border Protection and Immigration and Customs Enforcement). The underlying bill reduces DHS spending only to FY 2009 levels. It failed 110-312. Bachmann voted NO. Ron Paul voted yes!
* Prohibit TSA from using full-body image scanners as "mandatory or primary" screening devices: Look what Bachmann and West just voted against: Amash/Chaffetz Amendment 2 to H R 207, which prohibits TSA from using full-body image scanners as "mandatory or primary" screening devices. In other words, they can be used only as an option during secondary screening. The amendment failed 123-300. No radiation liberty for Tea Partiers! Ron Paul voted yes! 135 Republicans and 165 Democrats voted against it. http://clerk.house.gov/evs/2011/roll400.xml
* College Student Relief Act of 2007 - phases-in cuts in the interest rate charged undergraduate student borrowers under the Federal Family Education Loan (FFEL) and Direct Loan (DL) programs, thereby reducing such rate from 6.8% in July 2006 to 3.4% in July 2011. Limits FFEL lender insurance to 95% of the unpaid balance of such loans. Bachmann voted no. Paul voted yes.
* Bachmann votes for government interference and for increased spending. SBIR/STTR Reauthorization Act - Title I: Modernizing the SBIR and STTR Programs -
Amends the Small Business Act to extend through FY2010 (currently scheduled to expire at the end of FY2008) the Small Business Innovation Research (SBIR) and Small Business Technology Transfer (STTR) programs of the Small Business Administration (SBA).
Increases, for both the SBIR and STTR programs, the individual small business award levels from:
(1) $100,000 to $300,000, for participation at a Phase One level; and
(2) $750,000 to $2.2 million, for participation at a Phase Two level. Allows participating federal agencies (agencies) to exceed such award levels if such agencies notify, and provide annual reports concerning such increase to, the congressional small business committees.
* Bachmann votes for college scholarship bills H.R.362 and H.R. 363: while America is broke borrowing from China. Paul voted no.
* H.R.1255 Government Shutdown Prevention Act of 2011: Bachmann, yes. Paul, no.

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 03:20 | 1549980 TaxSlave
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You forgot to mention the goddamned Patriot Act.

The bitch can't even read the fourth amendment.

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 01:13 | 1541407 fonestar
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Thank-you! Some common sense! All these fake "libertarians" coming out of the woodwork. What a sham! If any real "libertarian" made it into the Whitehouse they'd quickly be given the JFK/RFK treatment.  Anyways, arguing about political stripe in the year 2011 is probably an exercise in futility.  (Show me a Conservative like Pitt, Eliot or Disraeli alive today?  Would they have voted for Bush/Cheney in '04?).  The way I see it is we are the remaining fragments of larger men thrown into one big milkshake of utter badness.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 22:36 | 1540689 penisouraus erecti
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Hmmm....some people sure are scared of Bachmann it seems. Well, she is no Ron Paul, that's for sure. But then who is?

Republidummies do kill me though. Visited the self esteem building Wisconsin State Fair over the weekend and stopped at the GOP booth and they have a straw poll of candidate as well as all sorts of presidential campaign paraphenalia.

So, the man, Ron Paul, has like twice the cash in his straw poll bucket as any other candidate, but you can't get any Ron Paul stickers or pins or anything.

I think the repubs just enjoy being the minority party.

 

 

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 00:22 | 1541220 Bringin It
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some people sure are scared of Bachmann it seems.

Look Dick Head - some people are concerned that your zino-babe is packaged and presented as other than what she is.  Yes, I think the machine that distorts Bachman is a problem.

 

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 00:37 | 1541301 Juan Wild
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"Michele Bachmann says she will launch her presidential campaign in either Massachusetts or New Hampshire as soon as she figures out which is which. There could be some eligibility problems for her. She has her birth certificate, but nobody can produce her high school diploma." —Jay Leno

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 22:10 | 1540560 nmewn
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Who's Bachmann?

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 19:49 | 1539990 fonestar
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Had no idea Homer was a teabagger too! 

"we want smaller government"

"dey took r gobs"

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 19:56 | 1540010 fonestar
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Teabaggers; the temporary backlash of the fat-assed, beer guzzling masses coming to grips with their own obsolescence in the world markets.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 20:49 | 1540190 New_Meat
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fonestar, what is your problem with teabagging?  Not that there is anything wrong with those practices, don't cha' know.  I've always wondered why 'so-called' 'free expression' types use their own practices to be perjorative.

Perhaps you have the intellectual integrity to explain this?  Dang, I just thought that you might have integrity.  Oh, nvm.

But I see that you are a Nietzche fan of beer guzzling.  I'd bet you are a fan of "Green Death".

- Ned

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 21:12 | 1540284 nmewn
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Yeah, the teabagger "slur" was always weird to me.

Attempting a slander against someone you hate, by using a term often used by people you supposedly love. Crawling around inside the heads of progs always leaves me feeling somewhat...slimey ;-)

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 00:26 | 1541239 Bringin It
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nmewn - how do you feel about Bldg #7?? 

Do you still hold to the everything-is-rotten-but-Bldg#7-was-legit meme?

Just checking to see if you're making any progress.

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 06:50 | 1541687 nmewn
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The last refuge of scoundrels...building 7.

Amatuer jihadis pilots, after killing & maiming passenger & crew, flew hijacked jets into the precise floors where, who knows who, had pre-planted nano-explosives in order to demolish I & II so that the real target of building 7 could be taken down?...lol...is that where we're at now spud?

I would say that is you who have shown progress BI ;-)

The building had fire burning at different floor levels all day. Firefighters inside 7 heard "creaks & groans" (audible signs of structural stress) and noticed a bulge in one of corners of the building and finally the fire chief ordered them out at 3:30. It came down a couple hours later.

The conspiracy you are looking for is, in fact, inside government. But it resides in the issuing of student visa's to foreign nationals who are known terrorists (the Gorelick Wall) and never following up on them again (INS). The honor system only works with honorable people both inside & outside government.

Now, you can continue chasing phantoms all you want...its still a somewhat free country.

And I say again, this will never happen this way again. If they tried it this way again, they would wind up as grease stains in the center aisle of the jet as passenger & crew now know they are going to die anyways...they have nothing to lose by fighting for their lives instead of waiting around for a government James Bond type to do something.

By the way, you must be absolutely beside yourself with not having a junk button to press...ROTFL!!!

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 14:01 | 1543204 Bringin It
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Nmewn - I see you have memorized a nice fairy-tale. Normally one tries to back up such tall tales here with a link. Do you have one? Or more?

Your source could not be the 9-11 commision as they never even acknowledged Bldg#7 which is curious enough.  So I wonder what kind of vortex your source might be if not that space between your ears.

Don't get angry or feel threatened over a few questions.  Let go of your false identity.  You're not totally evil, just afraid.  You have a lot of company.

Leaving for the wilderness for a while so we'll have to continue this when I get back.

Adios

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 18:50 | 1544422 nmewn
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Reality needs no links Johnny-One-Note.

You "truthers" have had every conspiracy theory shot to pieces. I would much rather go over what "truthers" have said in the past and has been proven false...just for laughs ;-)

At first the jets were "pilotless" to absolve the guilty. Then that was pointed out as false. Then they were piloted by Mossad "suciide" pilots. Well, no passengers identified them as arabs by their cell phone calls. Then passenger cell phones couldn't work. Then it was proven they could and did.

Then (and I swear this is my personal favorite...LOL!!!) Mossad had infected the communications grid in America with voice recognition software.

Which I laughingly called Voice to Skull Technology. This amazing voice technology software of the "truthers" that predicts which passengers will be on any given aircraft,at any given time in the >>>future<<<.  It knows who these passengers will be before they even have a reason to fly on an aircraft...from among millions of potentials...it even knows some nick names of the loved ones on the ground and the kids names of the families it is fooling into thinking their family member has been hijacked...lol...remarkable!

All of this was swept aside by reality.

Then it was pointed out that C4 is a little bulky for the demolition. No, no, no "truthers" said. Nano explosives. WTF!!!...LOL!!! Mmmkay.

Then it was pointed out that in order for a controlled demolition to happen, these nutcase amatuer hijackers would have to hit the same floor level where the collapse stated. Many pilots & engineers came to GW's thread and said one amatuer pilot hitting the floor(s) where the explosives had been pre-planted would lucky. The odds of a second doing the same is expotentially larger than luck. Go to the tape...the seond plane almost missed the friggin building entirely...as he was banking hard just to hit the damn building, let alone pick out the right floor.

I have to say, I was disappointed with GW on more than one occasion. He put up some building demolition photos to try and prove an explosive demolition. I challenged him because I knew where some of these pics came from...I knew the cirumstances of the buildings collapsed in the pictures...he never responded...he was busted. 

So now, as I said...WT7 is the last refuge of scoundrels. You are free to invest whatever amount of time you want in WT7...I and most others are done with it...you will remain on the kook fringe where you belong as everything "truthers" have put forward has been proven wrong.

"Don't get angry or feel threatened over a few questions.  Let go of your false identity.  You're not totally evil, just afraid.  You have a lot of company."

LOL...you're paranoid & delusional, but I do enjoy fucking with you because you "bring it" on yourself.

Be careful in the "wilderness"...thats where I live ;-)

Seeya

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 18:05 | 1539640 Religion Explained
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Excuse me, are your dad and mom per chance brother and sister?

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 18:19 | 1539696 fonestar
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Yes, and first cousins of your own family's gene-bending biochemical experimentation.  The unfortunate results are half-wits who preach "rugged-individual", anti-government, anti-everything bullshit masquerading as libertarianism while also spewing pseudo-religious, moralist trash at the same time.  Only took a few centuries of devolution but we are here.  Finally.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 18:43 | 1539768 New_Meat
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dang, the quality of trollz in these here parts sure has diminished.  Troll wannabe thang-doodles, well?  We need a term for ad hominum that is suitable for

"Rugged Individual" meme: that was TR and his (probably personal, certainly in combat at SJH) ethos, except that he did all of this community organizing.  Like in NYC, trust busting, etc.

fonestar: u can't distinguish between "anti-government" and "liberty-destroying".

Gotta' love the "spewing", why, that is so original and effective.

Actually, our current "devolution" might have started in 1912, exacerbated in 1913, almost corrected in 1920 et seq. and then baked into the cake with a) Hoover then b) FDR's package of policy perversion attempts.

But back then there were honest politicians (they stayed bought).  Following is from Henry Morganthau, you can find a zillion links to this.  He was an honest (but misguided/misinformed/and absolutely destructive of the U.S. economy)(kinda' like what is going on today, don't cha' know.)

"In 1933, Roosevelt became President and appointed Morgenthau governor of the Federal Farm Board. In 1934, when William H. Woodin resigned because of ill-health, Roosevelt appointed Morgenthau Secretary of the Treasury (an act that enraged conservatives). Morgenthau was an orthodox economist who opposed Keynesian economics and disapproved of some elements of Roosevelt's New Deal. Although he was a Roosevelt loyalist and retained his office until 1945, in "New Deal or Raw Deal?" Burton Folsom quotes Morgenthau, testifying before the House Ways and Means Committee in May of 1939, the FDR ally did not sugarcoat it: "We are spending more money than we have ever spent before and it does not work. I want to see this country prosperous. I want to see people get a job. We have never made good on our promises. I say after eight years of this administration we have just as much unemployment as when we started and an enormous debt to boot."

So the certain devolution has been going on during the last century or a bit more.

I do like your Sanger point of view.

Keep on truckin'

- Ned

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 18:55 | 1539813 fonestar
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My appologies, I was only recently channeled from Tapa-loka.  Please allow another few cosmic cycles for my sanguine nature to fully ferment assuring more palatable commentary.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 19:21 | 1539910 Sathington Willougby
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Can't even buy a decent troll from the union dues anymore.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 19:26 | 1539925 fonestar
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Ah yes, Kierkegaard's famous either/or...

You seem like a smart chap?  Is my state red or blue?  Need a hint to help?

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 20:42 | 1540169 New_Meat
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"is my state red or blue?"

Your state is fubar, n'est ce pas?

- Ned

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 19:50 | 1539991 nmewn
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Offhand I'd say Cheshire & blue.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 17:15 | 1539442 @Watcher
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Mon, 08/08/2011 - 17:30 | 1539515 KeyserSoze
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What are these people doing?

What is this all about?

Whose circumcised dicks are they fellating in Israel?

Are the "Chosen people of God" letting America fall???

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 19:36 | 1539955 CompassionateFascist
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These are the 81 who gave Netanyahu only 28 standing ovations during his speech to Congress; not 29. They have been ordered to report for disciplinary measures.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 18:36 | 1539756 fonestar
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When Armegeddon isn't coming along fast enough to fulfil American's zionist end-of-days festish just send these tards over to speed up the process.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 16:51 | 1539304 I did it by Occident
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Wait, isn't it a blue pill not a green pill?  What does the green pill do? 

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 17:00 | 1539373 williambanzai7
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It turns you into Cramer

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 02:08 | 1541504 StychoKiller
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So, you're branching off from comedy into horror now?  :>D

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 16:47 | 1539282 Fix It Again Timmy
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Obe Ben Kapowee!!!!

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 16:43 | 1539251 PulauHantu29
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"First, they blamed the Tea Party. Then S&P ..next, who knows, the Chinese.....

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