SYMPaTHY FoR THe SHoRTS

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SYMPATHY FOR THE SHORTS

(Sympathy For the Devil, Rolling Stones)

WilliamBanzai7

 

Please allow me to introduce myself

I'm a man of wealth and taste

I've been around for a long, long year

Stole many a trading man's NAV...sealed his fate

And I was round when Papandreou

Had his moment of doubt and pain

Made damn sure that Geithner

Burned his ass and sealed his fate

Pleased to meet you

Hope you guess my name

But what's puzzling you

Is the nature of my game

I stuck around AIG

When I saw it was a time for a change

Fired the CEO and his SVPs

While Sullivan and Greenberg screamed in vain

I killed the European Bank

Was best friends with Bernank

When the markets raged

And the Euro sank

Pleased to meet you

Hope you guess my name, oh yeah

Ah, whats puzzling you

Is the nature of my game, oh yeah

I watch with glee

While your bankers bleed

Fought for ten decades

To kill the paper they made

I shouted out,

Who killed Lehman, Bear and the GSEs?

When after all

It was you and me

Let me please introduce myself

I'm a man of wealth and taste

And I laid traps for quants and two bit trading whores

Who get fired before they reach Mumbai

Pleased to meet you

Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah

But whats puzzling you

Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby

Pleased to meet you

Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah

But whats confusing you

Is just the nature of my game

Just as every banker is a criminal

And all the investors saints

As heads is tails

Just call me hedge fund Lucifer

Cause Im in need of some restraint

So if you meet me

Have some courtesy

Have some sympathy, and some taste

Use all your well-learned risk controls

Or I'll lay your trading book to waste, um yeah

Pleased to meet you

Hope you guessed my name, um yeah

But whats puzzling you

Is the nature of my game, um mean it, get down

Woo, who

Oh yeah, get on down

Oh yeah

Oh yeah!

Tell me baby, whats my name

 

Devil

Devil Woman by Nikoletalo (Deviantart.net)

DEBT BROTHER NYC .

 

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BERNANKE 2015

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