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FRiDaY Tea WiTH BaNZai7 aND THe LiMeRiCK KiNG: FeaTuRiNG A DoG FaCeD MaN, a MaGiCiaN, a MiDGeT, a GReMLiN aND GaS PaiNS...
Step right up folks if you dare
It costs just a dollar per stare
As part of the show
You watch his face grow
Each billion he prints grows new hair
The Limerick King
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With a wave of Magnifico's wand
I bought me a new Spanish bond
I traded some trash
For low interest cash
I can't figure out who got conned!
The Limerick King
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The Troika scam's daring and bold
Their plan is about to unfold
The monkey's in shock
He knows it's a crock
They're going to steal all the PIIGS gold!
THE LIMERICK KING
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The Gasoline Gremlin is lurking
Higher the prices he's jerking
What's this about?
There is no more doubt
The new propaganda is working
The Limerick King
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Geithner is dressed like a slob
This bozo has found a new job
He's in it, to win it
There's one born each minute
He's found some new suckers to rob!
The Limerick King
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The way this works is I put up images and he then does limericks, which more often than not nails precisely what I was thinking (everytime actually).
The Limerick King is the USA's last remaining national treasure.
True story.
Don't forget remaining Twinky stocks.
EELS "Dog Faced Boy"
Coming home from the school today
Crying all along the way
Ain't no way for a boy to be
Begging ma to shave me please
You little punks think you own this town!
Well someday someone's gonna bring you down!
Life ain't pretty for a dog faced boy
You take back what you said now!
That's the last time i cry!
You don't know what it is to be a friend now
'til i walk beside you on the street now
Ma won't shave me
Jesus can't save me
Dog faced boy
Life ain't pretty for a dog faced boy
Going back to the school tomorrow
Hang my hairy head in sorrow
Ain't no way for a boy to be
Ain't no way to set me free now
Ma won't shave me
Jesus can't save me
Dog faced boy
Hey! I'm only fourteen
Sickly 'n thin
Tried all of my life
Just to grow me a chin
It popped out once
Yeah, but my dad pushed it in
Tell me, why did he hurt me?
Lord, he's my next of kin . . .
He's a mex-i-kin
I'm lonely 'n green;
Too small for my shirt
If Simmons was here
I could feature my hurt
Scared of the future
'N I hope I don't grow
Listen, I know nobody likes me
'Cause everywhere that I go
They say NO
They say NO
They say NO
NO
They say NO
--Zappa
Great job William. I hope your work lives on when historians look back at this time and wonder what the fuck we were thinking.
Limerick King , I don't know how you don't run out of material. Trully amazing.
Thank you both.
Both of them, William Banzai and The Limerick King, may they someday -- somehow -- run out of material!
Especially nice job on the Goldmuns!
Unfortunately, the material seems to be the only abundance we have these days, the abundance of bullshit.
Bullshit, like fiat currency, can be created without limit.
'You ain't seen nothin' yet ...'
Fantastic Job Colonel! (& TLK of course)