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TheTeleprompter-in-Chief and His Job(s) Program(s)

Submitted by lizzy36 on 08/31/2011 12:24 -0400

As we learn of plans for President Obama to address a joint session of Congress next Wednesday night it is worth noting that a single picture is worth billions of borrowed dollars.

But this time really really will be different.

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Wed, 08/31/2011 - 21:06 | 1621233 Burticus

More teleprompted platitudes by the jackass sock-puppet-in-chief to justify more insane printing and crony handouts? Act surprised.

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 20:05 | 1621100 PulauHantu29

Here we go again.

Springleaf Financial plans to sell $242 million in residential mortgage-backed securities backed by subprime loans, The Wall Street Journal reports. Oh, good. I was just about to take a blowtorch to my savings account. This is a much safer way to burn money.

The attraction of these bonds is the yield, priced Wednesday at 4%. And get this: They are rated AAA by Standard & Poor's, so they're a better bet than the U.S. government. S&P is apparently just fine with bonds tied to loans to homeowners with below-average credit scores and almost zero home equity.

http://money.msn.com/top-stocks/post.aspx?post=a6fe4c3f-773c-451b-8588-4...

Goodie, goodie...NINJA Lonas are back!

RE will NEVER recover with these tricksters...

Ha ha ha....no one believes ANYTHING from America anymore...

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 20:04 | 1621097 Buck Johnson

Things are alot worse than they appear, no wonder he is coming out and doing a joint congress primetime speech on jobs.

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 18:30 | 1620865 Pure Evil

Are you sure its not:

TheTeleprompter-in-Chief and His BlowJob(s) Program(s)

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 20:01 | 1621082 HardlyZero

I think you meant "Blown-Job(s)" program(s).

Blowing takes too much work...and work is not in fashion. ;-0

(just ask BB...the queen of the Fed...its hard to get it up)

However, we are definitely getting into position for the next Recession/Depression b-movement...its coming down !

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 14:11 | 1619626 Sudden Debt

IT WAS WORTH EVERY PENNY!

NOW LET'S MAKE ANOTHER DENT IN THAT GRAPH FOR ANOTHER 2 TRILLION!!

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 14:11 | 1619624 the not so migh...

Desperation from the telepromter. Anything to stop Ron Paul I guess.

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 14:11 | 1619623 the not so migh...

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 14:04 | 1619593 RSloane

I don't watch nor listen to Obama's speeches. If I want to listen to a sociopath, I can go downtown to the jails and find some that make more sense than Obama does.

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 19:50 | 1621068 DeadFred

Lips moving? check, Lying, check

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 17:41 | 1620694 anony

(((((((((((((((((((RSloane)))))))))))))))))))!~!

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 13:51 | 1619525 red red wine

No Change With Obama

“Following the large BP discharge in the Gulf of Mexico, Obama gave the OK to expand drilling over 20 million acres in the Gulf and soon probably in the Arctic Ocean. He delayed clean air rules over at EPA. Following the worsening Fukishima nuclear disaster last March in Japan, he reaffirmed his support for more taxpayer guaranteed nuclear plants in the U.S. adding his Administration’s hopes to learn from the mistakes there.”.....

http://seenoevilspeaknoevilhearnoevil.blogspot.com/2011/08/no-change-wit...

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 13:47 | 1619506 zebrasquid

Obama wants to roll out the new, redesigned, convertible 2012 model of himself -- He got Lee Greenwood to write a little apple pie American anthem for him and Mr. President will be donning all-white cowboy hat, and the red, white and blue banners will stream like in a Marie Osmond dream.

Fasten your belts and locate the barf bags.

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 18:27 | 1620860 Kayman

Same old K-car platform.

His Wallstreet puppeteers like that he can lie with a straight face

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 13:39 | 1619472 Vincent Vega

Don't know why but this just popped in to my mind: I'm Henry the 8th I am Henry the 8th I am I am...second verse same as the first.

Will this jobs program really be any different than the last one and the one before that? <rhetorical>

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 13:39 | 1619469 Jumbotron

double post...apologies

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 13:34 | 1619451 sbenard

What joy that Emperor Obama is going to speak to the nation again. What blessed day! I understand he is going to ask us to call him Caesar now!

The Teleprompter Tyrant is going to speak again, so we're about to witness the latest iteration of why he is the Deceiver in Chief!

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 13:34 | 1619448 Jumbotron

Solyndra, Obummer's pet green project is down for the count.

Bankruptcy

http://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local/Solyndra-Shutting-Down-128802718.html

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 13:30 | 1619432 bugs_

I would just like to remind everyone that Obama (D) is a Democrat. He hasn't changed parties yet even though I expect him to.

Obama is a Democrat.

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 14:27 | 1619730 sun tzu

It's still Bush's fault

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 14:08 | 1619614 RSloane

There is no way that Obama would trade in his D for an R. What you might be reacting to is the similarity of bullshit that flows through both parties.

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 13:30 | 1619427 cranky-old-geezer

I love that chart. Speaks volumes.

By the way, O's "jobs program" will be more goverment jobs and Wall Street jobs ...at the expense of more jobs lost on Main Street.

He has nothing new up his sleeve. Just more bullshit hopium ...we'll be hearing a lot more of as election season approches.

And yes he'll probably be elected again. Stupid American sheeple never learn.

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 14:29 | 1619735 sun tzu

Do they have anymore shovel-ready jobs for us? There sure is alot of bullshit around DC. I'm sure they could hire thousands of unemployed to shovel that crap

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 14:42 | 1619798 RSloane

LOL!

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 13:37 | 1619465 docj

Oh, and more "transportation spending" - because making it totally fucking impossible for the few of us left with jobs to actually get to said jobs is, like, bullish, or something.

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 13:09 | 1619325 Cognitive Dissonance

Looks like a menage-a-trois of humpback whales.

I may be wrong, but I think this is gonna hurt.

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 13:54 | 1619542 NotApplicable

Speaking of hurt, to me it looks like a whip.

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 14:37 | 1619780 OldPhart

It's just the start of one...needs another six stands to be a cat'o'nine tails

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 13:56 | 1619559 Cognitive Dissonance

I love Rorschach Tests. There are no wrong answers.

Well, actually there are if you're a sociopath......but you know what I mean. :>)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rorschach_test

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 13:25 | 1619401 MarketTruth

Always look forward to Hussein Obama speeches, they are filled with worthless rhetoric and promises he virtually never keeps. Hussein Obama's speeches helps raise the gold and silver markets.

Obama had the chance to save $2,000 billion by ending the unConstitutional wars per his promises to get elected, yet as more often than not Hussein Obama follows in the footsteps of Clinton and Bush. Do not blame Bush guys/gals, as Hussein Obama is ‘hiring’ the same faulty people to fill his revolving door staff.

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 14:30 | 1619744 sun tzu

Yeah but he reads that teleprompter so eloquently. I notice nobody has fainted at his speeches recently.

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 18:00 | 1620766 ZeroAffect

I threw-up the last time I listened to him.

Thu, 09/01/2011 - 03:18 | 1621941 Captain Planet

I threw up every time I listened to Bush jr.

Not that I am defending Obummer, but if we compare records, they are equally bad.

Bush signed the Pat Act into law, started the wars Big 0 wont end, and brought the Bernank to D.C.

Oh yea, Bush started all this by tax cuts for half of ya'll on this site. No wonder its hard to speak badly of him.

(Reference: according to Wiki, 2/3rds of the site views come from Wall st. bitchez)

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 14:02 | 1619586 DosZap

Market Truth,

Also was he not the same DOOD that was going rid us of that Pat Act?.Believe so.

Since Ramadan is over, check and see if he has his ring and watch back on.If so,all doubt removed.

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 14:32 | 1619753 Financial_Guard...

As much as I hoped you had something here, the Ramadan claim is just flat out false.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/ramadan.asp

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 13:01 | 1619301 SheepDog-One

I hate this fake graph of 'with and without recovery plan' projections, set the unemployment rate at real present 25% WITH 'recovery plan' and draw it increasing from here on out.

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 12:49 | 1619267 WALLST8MY8BALL

Some people say that I'm a bad guy
They may be right, they may be right!
But its not as if I dont try
I just fuck up!
Try as I might.

But I can change, I can change!!!
I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it!
I'll open up my heart and I will share it!
Any minute now I will be born again!
Yes I can change, I can change!!!
I know I've been a dirty little bastard
La la la la la lalala!

*hectic*
I like to kill, I like to maim, yes, I'm insane, but IT'S OK
CAUSE I CAN CHANGE!!!!!!!
*sigh*
Its not my fault that Im so evil
Its society, society.
You see, my parents were sometimes abusive
And it made a prick of me!

But I can change, I can change!
I can learn to keep my promises I know it!
La la la la la lalala!!
I'll open up my heart and I will show it!
Any minute now I will be born again!

Mother Teresa wont have shit on me!
Just watch, just watch me change here I go Im changing!!!
Hey!
HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY!!!
Ah!
Dee da tlee ta tlee ta tlee tlaa tlaa...
Heeeeeeey Satan!

TheTeleprompter-in-Chief and His Job(s) Program(s)

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