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TROIKA HELL (The New Crony Crapitalist Utopia)

I am not even going to address the technical and economic viability of the latest farce unveiled in Brussels. It is handled quite capably in other posts today.

However, I will say this. I recall very distinctly how globalist institutions such as the IMF and the EBRD piled into Central and Eastern Europe after the Berlin Wall fell and lectured everyone about the primacy of the rule of law, private property and freedom of contract. My how that all rings so very hollow in the world of bailout crapitalism.

This whole back door bailout scenario, standing by while the ECB gets preferential treatment and the PSIs get CAC'd, makes a mockery of all that free market rhetoric does it not? It is essentially another clever backdoor bailout. Suck up all the shitty piggy bonds from the banks and then by magical central bankster alchemy turn them into senior notes.

The ultimate denouement of all of this is to build a new European investment banking utopia based on rape, pillage and privatise. You better believe it's on every hungry bankster planning easel.

Pay attention BRICs.

Beware of crony crapitalists in pinstripes and brogues.

 

AUSTERITY HELL .

Greeks will now face Troika hell
Your leaders are under their spell
It's just the beginning 
For financial sinning
You get raped every time there's a bell

The Limerick King

 

 

DR DEALGOOD .

It's time for a fun game of chance
Controlled by the Germans and France
Take a free spin
But If you don't win
Bend-over and pull down your pants!

The Limerick King

 

 

TROIKA WHEEL OF FARCE .

Lagarde is a rock-n-roll freak
Her politics certainly reek
Is she a tool
Or simply a fool?
I'll just let the devil horns speak!

The Limerick King

 

CONTRACTUAL RIGHTS

 

. SITTING BULL

 

  • Relative justice is here
    It's needed to help instill fear
    An evil disguise
    When truth becomes lies
    The fall of humanity's near
    The Limerick King
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. COMRADE CAC

 

. RETROACTIVE CACs: A DISTURBING CONNECTION .

 

CHRISTINE DIRT

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VINTAGE PhD WARNING POSTER

 

My boss owns this wonderful boat
He paid me a lot for a quote
Since I'm PhD
You should listen to me:
"I'm thinking that this thing can float!!!"

The Limerick King

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THE GREAT DEFAULTO

 

G-Pap has put on his chains
To symbolize financial pains
With G-Pap so nude
I fear Greece is screwed
Escaping this shit will take brains

The Limerick King

 

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Tue, 02/21/2012 - 19:37 | 2182658 williambanzai7
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If that's what they teach in MbA school, it's no wonder we are where we are.

On the other hand, what you learn after law school is a good contract is one that puts the other party in breach the minute it is signed.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 17:48 | 2182391 kaiserhoff
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Careful William.  The International Banking Cartel doesn't like truthiness;)

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 19:59 | 2182757 nmewn
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Speaking of international bankers and thruthiness...ran across this little diddy from our "favorite" international banker...DSK.

"Strauss-Kahn's name surfaced in the investigation last fall and his lawyer has asked that Strauss-Kahn be allowed to tell his side of the story. One of Strauss-Kahn's lawyers has said that the former French presidential hopeful never knew that the women at orgies he attended were prostitutes.

"He could easily not have known, because as you can imagine, at these kinds of parties you're not always dressed, and I challenge you to distinguish a naked prostitute from any other naked woman," Henri Leclerc told French radio Europe 1 in December."

Yes, of course counselor, it's a widely accepted fact of life that women of ill repute would never, ever, be found at an orgy where the possibility of old fat men bankers might be lounging around.

Case dismissed, good job Henri...lol.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/21/dominique-strauss-kahn_n_1290172.html

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 17:43 | 2182364 BlackholeDivestment
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...the Indian, LMAO Banzai, reminds me of the hit on my head from The Doors and the White Light who ended this splitting headache.

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53oLUMTE2HE

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 17:36 | 2182352 Liquid Courage
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Houdini/Defaulto ... now there's a gut punch!

Somehow I've got a hunch,

This Troika cannot take a punch,

Because of the stench,

I doubt they can clench,

And soon they'll be losing their lunch.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 17:29 | 2182317 CompassionateFascist
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I'm even more impressed by Stalin's photoshop work than Banzai's. Good riddance to Yezhov. It's said he had a wonderful singing voice.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 19:15 | 2182610 my puppy for prez
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notice his masonic pose...

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 18:31 | 2182500 falak pema
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Yez turned out to be no and Hov was where he went. The mustachoed wiz of OZ Hov'd him good. 

 

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 17:32 | 2182337 williambanzai7
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Stalin didn't have photoshop. Try dodging and masking and burning something like that in a dark room.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 17:22 | 2182292 Convolved Man
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There's a 10th circle of Hell?

B-b-b-b-but, we're still in the 8th.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 17:17 | 2182274 Alcoholic Nativ...
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All hail the job creators for they are surely doing God's work.  We must work to make them happy or they will collectively punish us.

 

 

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 09:54 | 2184374 engineertheeconomy
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they are the gods, we're their tame servants

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 17:16 | 2182263 Careless Whisper
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Pat, I'd like to buy a Stress Test.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 17:13 | 2182254 dontgoforit
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Brilliant, as usual, WB7.  I don't understand, though, if they take down Greece and the rest of PIIGS, how is they make a mint out of it?  Blood & the turnip, you see.  Thanx

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 17:26 | 2182286 williambanzai7
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They are hoping that hopium will keep the patients alive on life support as they pillage via privatization and restructuring. They are waiting for the formation of a Troika Treuhandanstalt or something along those lines.

The next question is who will want to buy all that shit they have to sell?

The answer is vultures.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 17:30 | 2182325 dontgoforit
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OK; thanks.  I would buy those bonds at any price at any return....they're worthless.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 17:29 | 2182324 CoolBeans
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OK, I have 4 crazy sons who would love to know what your favorite picture software might be...

Such artistry!

I'm a touch tech challenged on the best photo/movie software so have been trying to do some research.  I know you're a super busy creator - hope you don't mind our asking.

Thanks so much - and carry on!

Regards,

CoolBeans

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 17:35 | 2182346 williambanzai7
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I'm using Adobe CS5 for all the alterations.. But if I want to paint, I do it on my iPad.

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 11:27 | 2184820 ??
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Banzai you are the man 

but I would like you to meet the chick who carved the logo into the back of your ipad (towards the end of the clip)

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-17121978

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 21:54 | 2183097 CoolBeans
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Thank you very kindly!!

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 17:03 | 2182186 Henry Chinaski
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Damnation Bitchez!

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 16:53 | 2182128 Manthong
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Fiat scripts sink ships

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