• rcwhalen
    05/25/2012 - 09:44
    We will only learn about currency risk exposures as and when the creditors disclose same to investors.  In the meantime, we’ll have lots of fun watching media spin their wheels over the...

TWiSTeD DiCKeNS DaY 2012

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Dickens

The father of this pleasant grandfather, of the neighbourhood of Mount Pleasant, was a horny-skinned, two-legged, money-getting species of spider who spun webs to catch unwary flies and retired into holes until they were entrapped. The name of this old pagan's god was Compound Interest.--Charles Dickens

 

OLIVER TWISTED (HAPPY CHARLES DICKENS DAY 2012)

 

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WAKE OF POSEIDON

 

DEBTOR IN POSEIDON

Plato's spawn cold ivyed eyes

Snare truth in bone and globe.

Harlequins coin pointless games

Sneer jokes in Fiat's robe.

Two women weep, dame scarlet screen

Sheds sudden usurious rain,

Whilst dark in dream the austerity queen

Knows every human pain.

 

[King Crimson--Wake Of Poseidon

Modified lyrics by WilliamBanzai7]

DEBT III

 

"Credit is a system whereby a person who cannot pay gets another person who cannot pay to guarantee that he can pay."--Charles Dickens

 

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STOP THIEF!
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THE PUBLIC BE DAMNED

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Tue, 02/07/2012 - 15:53 | 2135039 SAT 800
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I like the Public Be Damned picture; I fell into a kind of rapture studying the faces of the insiders, the manipulators, the stock jobbers; they are soo smug. Soo self-satisfied; they know they don't have any problem and they know you're going to have plenty of problems; and that's just the way they like it.

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 15:15 | 2134808 RichardENixon
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"Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen six, result happiness. Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pound ought and six, result misery."  Mr. Micawber, David Copperfield

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 15:10 | 2134781 Nobody For President
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DEBTOR IN POSEIDON - a real groaner! Good on you!

 

But my favorite was "Stop Thief" - 'cept I think it is even odds whether the vultures tear him apart (LTCM, Lehman, Bear Stearns) or circle the wagons to defend him because 'he didn't do anything wrong', and besides, we do the same thing every day; and the court has now tracked all the cash (well, $105 billion of it) and everybody is gonna get their money back.

Right.

Another good day for Banzai...

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 15:32 | 2134938 williambanzai7
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That Stop Thief illustration had Corzines name written all over it.

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 14:49 | 2134666 the grateful un...
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Dickens did a lot for the novel, which is a commercial enterprise, and he sold stories about their suffering to a mass audience which associated with most of it. Zola is more cutting, his Germinal, has been made into a film.

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 14:28 | 2134566 walküre
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Great work. Putting Mitten's facade right smack dab in the middle of that last pic. Awesome. Americans who don't have shyte for brains or belong to the 0.1% better pay attention and realize what the Bain Capitalization of America is going to bring.

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 14:05 | 2134474 onlooker
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DEBTOR IN POSEIDON------- hard hitting and somber, the way the gods wanted it

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 13:14 | 2134280 rosiescenario
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As always....WB just terrific.

 

Dickens is far too genteel for our times......"Blood Meridian" .....with its gang, unfettered by morals, better fits WS:

 

"....and They Rode..."

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 13:18 | 2134292 rosiescenario
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.....and a bit more..."The men as they rode turned black in the sun from the blood on their clothes and their faces and then paled slowly in the rising dust until they assumed once more the color of the land through which they passed."

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 13:40 | 2134368 LasVegasDave
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Jewish_Nobel_laureates

Tamboo you cocksucker, you couldnt get hired to wipe a pig's ass.

The Yids own you, loser

 

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 15:42 | 2134987 lemonobrien
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you don't own possessions , they own you.

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 13:00 | 2134227 Bunga Bunga
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William, looks like they don't need you anymore...

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyzfata2KS1qbdwe9o1_500.jpg

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 15:20 | 2134846 resurger
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lol

 

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 15:03 | 2134738 williambanzai7
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ROFL!

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 13:10 | 2134266 Spastica Rex
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Priceless.

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 12:59 | 2134225 Spastica Rex
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No Bleak House reference. :(

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 12:42 | 2134146 scrappy
Tue, 02/07/2012 - 12:37 | 2134117 Kilgore Trout
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Hard Times

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 12:32 | 2134086 Careless Whisper
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i think the bankster was named "mister smallweed".  a subtle twist of the knife from dickens? great post billybanzai7 !!!

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 11:23 | 2133804 Dr. Engali
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"The civility which money will purchase, is rarely extended to those who have none."

 Dickens

Great work Banzai thank you.

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 10:58 | 2133722 resurger
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Bullish on Lynching Ropes!

+1 WB7

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 09:13 | 2133453 my puppy for prez
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People, you HAVE to read these two articles!  Check out what the police state is worried about now:

http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/02/07/us-usa-fbi-extremists-idUSTRE8...

http://www.infowars.com/fbi-paying-cash-for-a-cup-of-coffee-a-potential-...

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 14:03 | 2134469 Revert_Back_to_...
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Hey wait, Carl wrote a song about this I think...here we go.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYviBBV3Qj8

 

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 10:15 | 2133570 Cthonic
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Common law rights?  We don't need no stinkin' common law rights:

 

To freely associate, communicate,

And consensually transact,

In a private manner,

Without third-party mediation,

Or monitoring,

Or behavioral suasion,

Via the substrate

And minions of the State.

 

No, let's all private citizens get on with being good little sheeples. Here's my FINCEN-sanctioned VISA debt enthrallment device and transaction recorder, may I kindly have an espresso now please -- Baa, baaa, bwaa ha ha!

 

 

 

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 10:34 | 2133625 Cthonic
Tue, 02/07/2012 - 15:08 | 2134772 williambanzai7
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Anyone who thinks what we are seeing has nothing to do with Joseph Stalin or Hitler's Germany, should think again.

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 11:24 | 2133807 DOT
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Love the small print at the bottom of each page !

Welcome to the Gulag.

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 12:05 | 2133987 DOT
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Wanted to come back and say what fun I have been having with those CAT flyers !   

I am planning some pamphleteering.

WB7,  These  are fertile ground for parody !

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 12:23 | 2134044 Careless Whisper
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famed "see something, say something" man in times square running for congress.  you can't make this shit up.

http://www.lohud.com/article/20120207/NEWS05/302070051/Vendor-challenges...|newswell|text|Frontpage|s

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 14:32 | 2134591 Cthonic
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http://www.fsu.edu/profiles/gellately/

 

As he was uncovering who was acting as the Gestapo's unsolicited agents, he also began to discern what motivated neighbor to inform on neighbor. The surviving myth told the story of informers who were motivated either by a commitment to the Third Reich or by a fear of authority.

But the motives Gellately found were banal—greed, jealousy, and petty differences.

He found cases of partners in business turning in associates to gain full ownership; jealous boyfriends informing on rival suitors; neighbors betraying entire families who chronically left shared bathrooms unclean or who occupied desirable apartments.

And then there were those who informed because for the first time in their lives someone in authority would listen to them and value what they said.

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 10:58 | 2133719 Cole Younger
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This terrorist bull shit is designed to take liberties, nothing more. This government and its law enforcement arm is becoming more and more out of control.

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 15:41 | 2134985 SAT 800
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Out of whose control? It's not out of the control of its controllers.

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 10:05 | 2133535 falak pema
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so if you pay cash on a recurrent basis for a coffee cup in your local street store, say every day for one week, you are labeled as potential "terrorist" and can be hauled in indefinitely under NDAA legislation into bleak Guantanamolese soup?

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 08:50 | 2133421 Overdrawn
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A Tale of Two Salaries - a revision of Dickens for 2012

 

'Twas the best of times for the 1%, 'Twas the worst of times for the rest.

It was the age of austerity, it was the age of bail outs, it was the epoch of Occupy, it was the epoch of the Tea Party, it was the season of light, it was the season of darkness.  It was the spring of greed for Jamie Diamond, it was the winter of despair for justice.  

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Tue, 02/07/2012 - 08:37 | 2133404 Blistering Barnacles
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Loved this speech from the Occupy Nigeria movement  - now they know about corruption

Excerpt  "i call this enthroning Caballocracy which is government of the cabals, for the cabals, by the cabals!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=uJRQobQk4So

i am from africa so sorry of de aksent is tik

 

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 08:40 | 2133409 williambanzai7
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You are welcome here brother. We are hungry for new perspectives. ;-)

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 14:33 | 2134595 Nobody For President
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Plus his avatar is way cool...

 

NFP

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 15:44 | 2135000 SAT 800
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Tin Tin and Snowy! Yay.

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 13:11 | 2134269 New American Re...
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Bill,

   New and Fresh perspectives?   Try www.nar2012.com.   Sincerely, Bill

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 11:38 | 2133883 VelvetHog
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I was gonna say that!

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 12:55 | 2133401 falak pema
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A tale of two cities....then David Copperfield and Uriah Heep.

Now that is a name for the ages : Uriah Heep. 

As for Mme Defarges I think she is knitting away...don't forget Darney, he looks like Hollande and God help him if he gets elected to the Conciergerie, as it leads to the Bastille of Euro Guillotine...Mamma mia!

Will they hang the new aristocrats, the bankstas, with the guts of the new clergy; those who concocted the Euro???

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 08:31 | 2133395 Eugend66
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Last two pics .... , awesome!

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