• Monetary Metals
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    The price of gold shot up this week, and silver moved proportionally. Headlines are screaming for gold to hit $10,000 or $50,000. Does this alleged new bull market have legs?

ViSUAL CoMBaT DaiLY (9.16.11) (EnDLeSS EURO...)

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Sat, 09/17/2011 - 09:41 | 1679598 blindman
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Bill Hicks (Marble Head Johnson) - Lay of the Land.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 23:58 | 1679310 the grateful un...
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as far as the Debt Paver goes, its time to trick that ride

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 01:45 | 1679412 williambanzai7
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Yes, it's in need of some Banzai bling...

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 09:57 | 1679617 FEDbuster
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Maybe put Benny in the drivers seat?

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 09:05 | 1679573 Sathington Willougby
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MerRick Perry [and thrust]?

Here's a Merman with hair almost as nice: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Banff_Merman.jpg

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 23:49 | 1679298 janus
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Do i have some shit to tell you:

so, i'm assumin you know that i was incarcerated for writing an 'in-your-face' type of paper (janus don't know how to otherwise compose) by the university where, i guess, i'm still 'technically' enrolled in the 'pre-med/phyical sciences' department.

but janus has 'friends'.  friends are valuable things.

janus also has two lawyers: a jew and a gentile.

the gentile is my primary representation.  he's an old friend.  he was an olymplic wrestler -- i was fair; but no where NEAR olympic caliber -- so he supports the sport locally.  what's more, he went UNDEFEATED at Princeton in the 192 weight division the entire four years on VARSITY!  he went to private military boarding school in swannee, TN before that (yup, he an episcopal; a religion we like to call Calvinist-envy). and then matriculated at Columbia Law (yes, the one in manhattan); and went undefeated in AAU wrestling his entire three years there.  in short, he's a damn good friend to have in times of trouble.

oh, and, i guess it's fair to say that the jew is even tougher.

dat's right bitchez!!!! janus is about to CO-lect!!! mutha fuckahs!!!! maybe i'll post the amount of the settlement in a few months -- just so everybody knows what i start this trading frenzy with....i'll let y'all watch me build my fortune (my atomic weapon -- le bomb neutron) right before your eyes!!! mmmwaahahahahahahaha!

suck on that, athiests!  bitchez!!! i told you that Jehovah has ALWAYS given janus everything he wants; i'm a spoiled fuckin baby!!! i've never cared for money before (it's like oscar wilde said: it's clear that God HATES money; just look at those to whom He gives it.) and now, i say, in the depths of fasting and prayer, that i need a bit of a boost with the ole money thing -- you know, Lord, to bring this nation to naught!  God always obliges His Elect.

Oh when the Saints/

come marchin in/

Oh when the Saints/

come marchin in/

Oh i wanna be in that Number/

when the saints come marchin in!


Oh this school is SO fucked!!! they immediatetly shut down my email account, shortly before i was released...so i didn't have copies.  They had to be fuckin COMPELLED to release them...wanna know why?  cause they show a letter from the university chief of police GUARENTEEING JANUS that he wasn't being trapped!!! i've got it in black and white bitchez!!!  but trap me they did.  wanna know something else?  well, it seems the timing on the warrent corresponds perfectly with the time i called the dean's office and security on the morning i was to 'chat and give my side of the story'.  it seems there may be some internal communication to that effect.  it seems that this is proof of what's called malicious prosecution!!! and, when the intent is to deny janus an education and give him a criminal record that would preclude his admission to ANY other university; well, BITCHEZ some muthah fuckin univesity is gonna PAY!!!

well, in response to the order to turn over my entire emaill file, they FINALLY got them to us with less than thirt minutes to spare.  i don't know if anything is doctored yet -- i don't actually have them myself.  but i have a keen memory; janus will remember if one single jot or titter is jostled.  if these slimy fuckers think they're gonna get away with this!!! oh, SNAP! 

burger flippin bitchez!!!

dat's right; go to fuckin war with janus!!! see who PREVAILS!!! you may win a battle; but janus, in the end, WILL WIN THE WAR!!!

i have already declared financial war on america (oh, everything will be nice and 'legal')...i'm looking forward to the day when it gets serious.  janus is gettin hungry!!!


here's one back at ya, Banzai!

God Bless ya, brutha!


that's some georgia pride right there...we luv our REM!!!

first we take manhattan/

then we take berlin (paris),


Sat, 09/17/2011 - 01:45 | 1679409 williambanzai7
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Just remember, friends over money ;-)

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 21:47 | 1681022 janus
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always and forever, my Friend.

when the Good Guys finally win; you will see, janus will give it all away.

money truly is corrupting; it IS a root of all evil.


Robin Hood

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 22:53 | 1679221 janus
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first impression:

KA-fuckin-BOOM! bitchez!!!

i'll soak it in and come and play.

but, DAMN, WildBill -- what's gotten into you!  Janus LOVES it. 


chased our pleasures here/

dug our treasures there,


ps do any of you nerds know where janus can get him one of those keyboards that click when you mash a key?  i used to have one of those old-school ibm silver deals...but it was stolen.  i can't handle this cheap shitty no-clickin CRAP!!! i want to know when i've hit a letter; janus was trained to type on a REAL typewriter...and can do 60+ a min with one -- but these goddam computers!!! aaagh!!!

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 23:55 | 1679306 williambanzai7
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There is a new re-issue of the Commodore 64 keyboard. Check it out.

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 00:06 | 1679329 janus
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how could this day get any better...i'm not joking.  when i'm able to type with fluidity again; this world bettah watch the fuck out!

ps i've got somethign for ya.  this is janus's little bro; he lives deep in the city; he's an architect; and you and he are much alike.  nevertheless, some girl posted these songs of his on myspace.  this isn't his page, so he's not gonna, like, respond or anything...i'm just sayin.  anyway, tom gentry is an alias -- just sayin.  neither of us do this facbook/myspace shit -- we be readers...good ole fashioned books. 

so, like i was saying, he's lettin me put this up late at night so it don't get too much attention.  but, bein who you are, he was interested in your opinion.

yeah, we look a bit alike (this is the first time i've ever had shaggy hair and a beard, though; my lil brother's had his hair and beard like this since sophmore year at state), and i do LOVE this beard.  i think it's stayin for quite a while.  i guess, to be fair, i'm much better lookin; but he got the musical talent...i'm thinkin i got the short end of the stick.


i'll check and make sure the link works...i think he's got like six songs up or something...he's developed quite a following locally there in the big city.

i was just too stubborn to ever be governed/

by enforce insanity/

someone had to reach for the rising star/

He said it was up to Me,


Fri, 09/16/2011 - 21:44 | 1679148 Earl of Chiswick
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MHFT @ yahoo.com

funniest thing I have ever encountered effing effing brilliant

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 01:47 | 1679414 williambanzai7
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Wanna buy a mansion ;-)

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 19:59 | 1679013 Fix It Again Timmy
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Don't fook with Elmo - Code Red



Fri, 09/16/2011 - 19:41 | 1678980 Fix It Again Timmy
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Hide the wife and kids, Evil Elmo is on the loose!!!  Goddamn you, Elmo...

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 19:50 | 1678990 Pool Shark
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Hey, don't joke about that...

Elmo is one bad gangsta terrorist:


Sat, 09/17/2011 - 01:42 | 1679406 williambanzai7
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Right now Elmo is a giant in a field of dwarf Presidential candidates, excepting Ron Paul (who is he BTW?)

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 19:39 | 1678977 nmewn
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Reported to Attack Watch!!!

Ju vil be re-educated Herr Banzai ;-)

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 23:50 | 1679301 williambanzai7
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Re-education is the next step.

There is an interesting book recently published called Mono Culture. We are already being educated. Check it out.

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 09:14 | 1679579 Gully Foyle
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"There is an interesting book recently published called Mono Culture. We are already being educated."

And that's why I primarily read Scifi.

Everybody wants to sell their latest and greatest theory on what the fuck is happening today ( even if it isn't). Scifi wants to show what may happen tomorrow. I'd rather be prepared for the upswing instead of getting caught in the downswing. The downswing is always when the pop books tell us x is happening today. Took them a fuck of a long time to notice, took longer to collate and sell.

Besides Bob Dylan sang , a seeming eternity ago, " propaganda all is phony".




Sat, 09/17/2011 - 10:04 | 1679624 FEDbuster
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Check our George Orwell's "1984" for that glimpse into the future.

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 11:12 | 1679683 Gully Foyle
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This is much better, closer to the mark.


I find Stross and Vinge have some interesting takes on the day after tomorrow.

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 09:00 | 1679570 nmewn
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"As human beings, we’ve always told stories: "stories about who we are, where we come from, and where we’re going." Now imagine that one of those stories is taking over the others, narrowing our diversity and creating a monoculture. Because of the rise of the economic story, six areas of your world — your work, your relationships with others and the environment, your community, your physical and spiritual health, your education, and your creativity — are changing, or have already changed, in subtle and not-so-subtle ways. And because how you think shapes how you act, the monoculture isn’t just changing your mind — it’s changing your life."

I will not submit. I've always had a problem with authority ;-)

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 19:36 | 1678965 Pool Shark
Fri, 09/16/2011 - 23:47 | 1679293 williambanzai7
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That is very interesting. tnx for the link

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 19:32 | 1678962 Praetor
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Cool, we get Xerxes, but in this version he has conquered all of Greece. "It's not the lash they fear, it is my divine Euro"

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 23:43 | 1679291 williambanzai7
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Yes, complete with traitors and evil collaborators. When will the Greeks really wake up.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 19:03 | 1678908 Smiddywesson
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So many great things in this post.  Solyndra, taxpayers in Hell, Persian emperors with the Euro, too much fun.  Thanks for making me laugh.

And now, for our second event, Smiddy turns to the grape for solace from the daily grind.  Good night ZH.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 18:39 | 1678866 ebworthen
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"You've got to pass that debt paver RIGHT NOW!"


Fri, 09/16/2011 - 23:41 | 1679289 williambanzai7
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Apparently dumb Americans can get paid nothing to pave roads, but not to make iPads.

Something is definitely wrong, and the people debating on TV have no clue what it is.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 21:20 | 1679120 zen0
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You have no appreciation of art. Take your paid for spammery to another thread that may have something possibly to do with your neurosis.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 17:46 | 1678758 Mr Kurtz
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Endless Euro...coming to a FRB near you. Thanks a shitload, Timmy and Ben!

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 23:38 | 1679283 williambanzai7
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It's amazing that none of the media geniuses in the US have picked up on Bernankes latest bailout outing. There is a good reason why the Fed didi not make an announcement.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 17:23 | 1678674 Wakanda
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What's BO serving on the 99 cent special?

Shit on a shingle?

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 17:20 | 1678664 jakeman
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Inspired brilliance, WB7! Hard to pick a favorite, but "Elmo no like tickles" is classic.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 23:36 | 1679282 williambanzai7
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I enlisted Elmo for two reasons, Elmo is cool, Elmo is an independent and Elmo's color matches the red on that ridiculous but scary website.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 17:18 | 1678653 wisefool
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WB7, excellent as always.


Somebody better tell super gram that that earlier this week, a particular head of the IBC (independant banking commision) said it would be a good idea for retail banks to act as a circle-fence or something of that nature and not get to tied up with the masters of the universes.

It sounds like a dumb idea americans would come up with like Glass Stegal. But since the chairman was british it might be okay.

Reminds me of a couple months ago with the debt ceiling debtate and the credit downgrade downgrade. S&P (american) said "your political process can not sustain AAA rating on your soveriegn debt". To which the everybody on this world said S&P is a bunch of stupid americans.

But being the gentlemen that Fitch (british) are, they said. "We are not going to downgrade the US, but it is bizarre how you don't tax consumption in any meaningful way"

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 23:34 | 1679277 williambanzai7
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To this day that retard Gramm insists that all those roll backs, of regulations which worked perfectly fine for 50 years, have nothing to do with the ongoing fiasco.

The cast of clowns includes a healthy amount of reds and blues, which as far as I am concerned is prima facie evidence that the whole system has been corrupted.

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 03:20 | 1679435 geekgrrl
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"The cast of clowns includes a healthy amount of reds and blues, which as far as I am concerned is prima facie evidence that the whole system has been corrupted."  Couldn't have said it better myself. The system is corrupted.

But I do wonder about Phil Gramm as Superman. I always thought of him more in terms of a cockroach or some sort of burrowing parasite.

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 09:16 | 1679580 Gully Foyle
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I saw him as a Tick character.

Mon, 09/19/2011 - 02:24 | 1683758 geekgrrl
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I can see that. :-)

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 00:28 | 1679353 janus
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yup, prima facie (thank you for not writing prima facia...aaagh!!!), tis aword janus has been tossin around quite a bit lately.   lot's of other latin phrases too; old lawyers still know a bit of latin -- a few docs, too.

anyway, all this classical stuff and this latin and bill banzai and janus is all like -- fuckin MILTON ...goddam Paradise LOST!!! BITCHEZ!!! THE MASTERPIECE OF ALL TIME AND JANUNS HAS THUS FAR NEGLECTED IT????  HEAVEN FORFEND: THIS IS AN OMISSION WE MUST HASTILY AMEND!

yup, i'm at least gonna try to make sense of the original text.  it's been a LONG time.

better to reign in 'hell' than to serve in 'heaven' -- janus is starting to discover that this "hell" (poverty) that i've been programmed to quake and tremble at its very prospect, yes, this "hell" is quite a comfortable thing.  I haven't a worry in the WHOLE world. 

I had an excellent idea, as well.  during the process of discovery and whatnot, i found that there is a real NEED for what's called courriers.  you get to be your own boss and it's mostly cash.  think i'll be shopping for a new Cannondale or something soon.  and just when i thought i'd never start a business in america again.  i'm a gonna be a courrier!  until, that is, i BECOME a trader -- with my fat stack of whatever forex hole i happen to pop out of!!!

oh, shit, when janus gets him a bloomberg terminal!!! BITCHEZ, you're fuckin through!

again, from Lucifer:

better to reign in hell than to serve in heaven,


Sat, 09/17/2011 - 01:40 | 1679405 williambanzai7
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Don't you know I was referring to Facie Book

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 01:52 | 1679417 janus
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that, gentlemen, is what cultured folk call a "bon mot"; and for good reason.

good show, WildBill

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 17:14 | 1678641 nah
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tim geither genius


superman, elmo, sausage, europe


whatever it takes

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 16:37 | 1678514 duo
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Why use thin-film when you can have polysilicon?

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 01:49 | 1679416 williambanzai7
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Sounds like an LSD lab.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 16:37 | 1678513 rosiescenario
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.....and at the SEC, a moment of silence for a fallen icon of theirs:



Sat, 09/17/2011 - 09:22 | 1679586 Gully Foyle
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And I'll raise you this


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