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WeLCoMe To ZeRo HeDGeToWN USA...

Submitted by williambanzai7 on 02/25/2012 11:45 -0400

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Sun, 02/26/2012 - 10:54 | 2197585 tamboo

take a :lol: break:

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Sun, 02/26/2012 - 04:40 | 2197294 Geruda

The welcome you are having is missing many peoples who you are not inviting but who are being peoples to be with the peoples who you are welcoming. The peoples who you are not inviting are peoples who would be making more than all the peoples who you are welcoming. The peoples you should be inviting too are the stupids whose necks are red and who always are having speaking that is the speaking of stupids. It is not true the speaking that is saying books can never die. Books are dying because many peoples are having ipads and many peoples are having kindles and Borders is not enough peoples to be a place where books are not dying.

Sun, 02/26/2012 - 10:18 | 2197540 Element

LOL, let me guess, you're Indonesian and put that through an English translator?

Welcome mate.

I try to write like that sometimes but you've got it down to a fine-art!

Sun, 02/26/2012 - 04:17 | 2197282 George Washington

Banzai,

Your ideas are always so brilliant, and so bloody UNEXPECTED ... in the sense of unique, novel, breath of fresh air, etc.

More power to you, sir ...

Sun, 02/26/2012 - 07:01 | 2197359 williambanzai7

Unexpected, that's the other secret weapon ;-)

Sun, 02/26/2012 - 10:10 | 2197535 Uncle Remus

Wait - I thought unexpected was for the secret sauce.

Sun, 02/26/2012 - 04:11 | 2197280 Element

WB zh is an international blog.

Sun, 02/26/2012 - 04:40 | 2197292 williambanzai7

Everyone is welcome, Zero Hedgetown is a free zone. I believe there is a similar colony being set up in Europe, called Keiserville.

Sun, 02/26/2012 - 01:44 | 2197141 geekgrrl

Where do I sign up? I'm all in. :-)

I love your work WB7. I can't tell you how many times I've been in a foul mood and decided to check out your post, and found a smile on my face. Thanks for that.

Sun, 02/26/2012 - 01:21 | 2197087 sideway

Whats the Auschwitz-esque smoking crematoreum thing in the background???

Sun, 02/26/2012 - 13:13 | 2197437 Wakanda

Isn't that the new Gibson Guitar headquarters and manufacturing plant?

I may do a few shifts per week fine sanding Les Pauls and doing product testing.

Sun, 02/26/2012 - 01:27 | 2197104 williambanzai7

That's the iPad plant

Sun, 02/26/2012 - 01:31 | 2197112 Jumbotron

Thank God my Thinkpad.....(motherboard made by Foxconn)... has a series of channels under the keyboard to collect liquids. It juat becaame my late night toddy recycling system.

LOL !!!!

Sun, 02/26/2012 - 01:01 | 2197044 dannyboy

Love you too WB7

Sun, 02/26/2012 - 00:39 | 2197025 Tompooz

It's a great community, just a bit too wintry and prone to BATF raids. For those who like a tropical setting I want to develop a community in my Orchid Park in the Philippines

Sun, 02/26/2012 - 11:38 | 2197651 Errol

Don't worry so much about the snow; those trailers are cleverly disguised entrances to the underground complex of interconnected bunkers...

And the smokestacks in the background are the off da grid cogeneration electic/steam heating plant.

WB left off the TechnoCornocopians :)

Sun, 02/26/2012 - 00:26 | 2197003 SumSUN

Howdy neighbours!

Sun, 02/26/2012 - 00:22 | 2196956 The Heart

Oh heck Yeah!

But, what planet will this be on??

Sat, 02/25/2012 - 23:39 | 2196909 Taint Boil

Trailer Parks:

God's idea of an all-you-can-eat buffet.

Sat, 02/25/2012 - 22:42 | 2196792 McNoob

Actually Banzai, the "Scary Clowns" live in the bowels of the Federal Reserve... headed by Head Clown "The Bernank".

Sat, 02/25/2012 - 22:16 | 2196745 Husk-Erzulie

If Qaddafi did teach a sex act by that name to Berlusconi, he might have taken his inspiration from an old English-language joke. The joke, in short, involves three Westerners captured by a primitive tribe. The chief offers each of them a choice between death and bunga bunga. (In some tellings, the alternative is unga bunga.) The first two choose bunga bunga and are sexually tortured in various ways before being killed. The third, seeing what's come before, selects death. At this, chief sighs heavily. "Death you have asked for, death you shall have," he says. "But first a little bunga bunga!"

Bunga Commandos spring picnic meeting and softball on the septic system field, May 1st, be there!

Sat, 02/25/2012 - 22:42 | 2196786 williambanzai7

I thought the third got thrown off the plane by the farmers daughter screaming remember the Alamos ;-)

Sat, 02/25/2012 - 22:28 | 2196759 patience...

And I thought the third chose death and the chief then said, Death by bunga bunga.

Sat, 02/25/2012 - 21:44 | 2196680 Sathington Willougby

You forgot us promoting adversary hating fed enders.

The South Will Rise Again!

Sic semper tyrannis

Sat, 02/25/2012 - 21:24 | 2196651 VyseLegendaire

You nailed that one WB7, I think you covered everyone!

Sat, 02/25/2012 - 21:17 | 2196629 Uncle Remus

Best-est way that
They can feel-o
Out on the highway
Rollin' a wheel-o
He's her Tootsie
She's for real-o
Trailer park heaven
It's a real good deal-o
Real good deal-o
Real good deal-o
Real good deal-o
Real good deal-o

Sun, 02/26/2012 - 02:29 | 2197200 YouThePeople

Saw Dweezil last Sunday. No San Berdino, but Willie The Pimp was there with Dirty Love. Best 40 bucks i've spent in some time. Real good deal-o!

Sun, 02/26/2012 - 10:08 | 2197530 Uncle Remus

Saw ZpZ in KC a few years back. Dweezil's a chip off the old fret board to be sure, but there's an intangible missing. Still, an enjoyable show for FZ fans.

Sat, 02/25/2012 - 21:15 | 2196627 metastar

WB, You better not be setting us up for a FEMA camp!

Sat, 02/25/2012 - 20:52 | 2196588 JohnnyBriefcase

It would be a utopia.

Sun, 02/26/2012 - 00:54 | 2197035 sideway

...except for the hellfire missles.

Sat, 02/25/2012 - 21:11 | 2196607 McNoob

ZeroHedgeTown would probably come out of World War 3.0 better than AnyTown USA.

Probably be one of the more prosperous settlements in the reconstruction too, IF we don't kill ourselves first. And that's a BIG IF.

I am ready. Are you?

PS Banzai, excellent work as usual. I'm saving this one for my desktop wallpaper. Only problem is, how are we trailer dwellers meant to rant/trade without internet. A couple of satellite dishes or phone cables on those trailers would fix that!

Sat, 02/25/2012 - 22:39 | 2196781 williambanzai7

Some say WW III has already started. It's a different kind of war.

Sun, 02/26/2012 - 10:21 | 2197543 Don Birnam

Yes, William -- Government turning its sights inward.

Sun, 02/26/2012 - 00:09 | 2196977 The Heart

Hanna Strong the wife of Maurice Strong said that in Crestone, CO just before the attack on Iraq in December of 2002 at a Christmas party for other assorted Buddhists and nwo types.

Sat, 02/25/2012 - 21:11 | 2196618 JohnnyBriefcase

I've been ready for a while now.

Sat, 02/25/2012 - 20:17 | 2196514 metastar

Looks like a North Dakota drilling trailer park. I need a manhattan penthouse to entertain my visual comat guests.

Sun, 02/26/2012 - 00:47 | 2197031 astroloungers