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Sun, 02/26/2012 - 09:04 | 2197441 Wakanda
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'Tis a shame about those boating accidents.  ; )

Sat, 02/25/2012 - 14:21 | 2195878 chunga
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I love rousing rabble.

Harmon Law Continues Jihad on Justice and the Conjured Corporate "Resolution"

This is in re: the 50 state AG secret settlement.

You have to figure that there is at least one foreclosure defense attorney in each state and sure enough there is.

Since this secret settlement is secret, it would seem like this thing might be objected to on the basis of Equal Protection under the Constitution. Maybe even by foreclosure defense attorneys.

So I set out to contact some of them. Nearly 400 emails later and phone calls to foreclosure defense law firms in every single state; this is what I came up with. Hang on, let me fire up Excel...

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We have videos, blogs, letters ad nauseum bemoaning how bad this secret settlement is, so much so that we might need to start another Internet. But that is it. Word on the street is MA Registrar of Deeds, John L. O'Brien is furnishing bogus documents (like the one above) to an attorney who might do something about it besides beating their chest and clicking "Like" on Facebook.

No wonder they always get away scott free...makes me sick.

 

Sat, 02/25/2012 - 14:18 | 2195871 ptoemmes
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I know which one(s) I am, but I do not see any "talented poly-topic muti-media satirists" so does that mean you won't be joing William?

Yes, you did say us, but subversive blogger understates...

;-)

Pete

PS

I can get an Airstream.

Sat, 02/25/2012 - 14:50 | 2195932 williambanzai7
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I'm a subversive blogging visual artist telling jokes at a kitchen table wearing my scary clown mask while staring at my navel. So far as I am aware, I am not a hot woman ;-)

Sat, 02/25/2012 - 14:07 | 2195837 moroots
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Please tell me Million Dollar Bonus isn't invited.

Sat, 02/25/2012 - 14:10 | 2195851 piceridu
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MDB can be my nextdoor neighbor...remember laughter is the best medicine.

Sat, 02/25/2012 - 14:07 | 2195835 minosgal
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So 1947.

Sat, 02/25/2012 - 13:57 | 2195795 Crassus
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"Mr. President, we must not allow a trailer park gap."

Sat, 02/25/2012 - 14:02 | 2195817 dontgoforit
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"Fair shot for all" to find the park of their choice.

Sat, 02/25/2012 - 13:51 | 2195776 Dollar Bill Hiccup
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One mighty fine trailor park indeed.

Sat, 02/25/2012 - 13:50 | 2195775 resurger
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+5 MAN!

One of the Best...

Sat, 02/25/2012 - 13:50 | 2195771 puck
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We don't need no stinkin hedges = Zero hedges

Sat, 02/25/2012 - 13:49 | 2195769 puck
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What no stinkin hegdges?

Sat, 02/25/2012 - 13:47 | 2195763 puck
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fanominal comunity count me in

Sat, 02/25/2012 - 13:40 | 2195745 Yen Cross
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SWEET! You forgot the tinfOil satellite dishes for trading!

Sat, 02/25/2012 - 14:01 | 2195814 Don Birnam
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WB7 -- there is a certain, singular degree of independence which mobility affords...enhanced by the inclusion of proper amenities, of course. Make ours a quiet corner lot large enough for a 1940 Airstream Liner and the old V-12, and we're in like flint.

http://www.37days.com/images/2008/02/15/vintage_airstream.jpg

Sat, 02/25/2012 - 14:19 | 2195872 williambanzai7
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I always wanted to do a moho treck. Now I fear the opportunity has passed :-(

Sat, 02/25/2012 - 14:26 | 2195894 Yen Cross
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Never fear WB-7. Your genius is sure to show up in " Mad Max 3" , Beyond central banking!

   You are truly gifted, and I/we appreciate your contributions to Z/H!

Sat, 02/25/2012 - 14:14 | 2195825 Yen Cross
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I concur! I'm watching "Top Gear" on "History Channel" as we post!

  There is nothing like an old Hispano-Suiza or `pre-war Cadillac .

Sat, 02/25/2012 - 14:04 | 2195725 falak pema
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as long as there is wood to cut and wood peckers are not considered out of bounds...It sounds good.

File:Caravan (1934 film).jpg - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Ante-deluvial movie, but à propos!

Sat, 02/25/2012 - 13:28 | 2195721 SaulGood
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I don't even know what all the text means and I love this! The park does look a bit institutional, but man do I love the spirit here.

And I am not a hot woman pretending to be a guy, I'm all man.

 

OR AM I. 

Sat, 02/25/2012 - 15:59 | 2196068 Jena
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You can be anything you say you are because nobody here is volunteering to check. 

Sat, 02/25/2012 - 16:59 | 2196155 Yen Cross
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I hate the Simpsons, and love South Park.

 You're too busy for me!

Sat, 02/25/2012 - 19:29 | 2196405 Jena
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Sorry, Yen that went right over my head!

Sat, 02/25/2012 - 20:12 | 2196503 Yen Cross
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No it didn't! Hit the charts Kiddo!

Sun, 02/26/2012 - 00:52 | 2197034 Jena
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Okay, I'm on it!

Sat, 02/25/2012 - 13:26 | 2195719 blindman
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two more and i'm done. thanks for opportunity to post here!
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Southern Culture on the Skids "My House Has Wheels"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOgUIvxUJkY&feature=related
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Dwight Yoakam and Buck Owens- " Street Of Bakersfield"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yotVGV4BxhQ&feature=channel

Sat, 02/25/2012 - 13:38 | 2195742 SunnyDD
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Hahaha Luve it.

Now Just how did my house get up on de top?

Sat, 02/25/2012 - 13:26 | 2195714 bigmikeO
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Looks like a FEMA camp...

Love your work, William

Sat, 02/25/2012 - 16:59 | 2196159 Tom of the Missouri
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Try to think of it as Galt's Gulch in the era of austerity.  I can't wait to move in.  I want to live next to Dagney.  If that's taken, where is Sara Palin's trailer?

Sat, 02/25/2012 - 13:24 | 2195711 SunnyDD
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Hahaha, Me, me, me, I wanna da spot right under that tree so I have fire hehehehe.

Zap me up boy.

Sat, 02/25/2012 - 13:25 | 2195709 Bluntly Put
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Its sort of like the residents of Galt's Gulch who watched Fight Club and got carried away with enthusiasm.

The more tin foil portion of my brain says the Wall Street Perma Bulls need a dialectic resistance to give them more credibility. Cramerville or Tylertown? As for me, it's the usual; I crap out in the woods, far from the conveniences of modern life and sanitation.

Sat, 02/25/2012 - 13:36 | 2195738 Gully Foyle
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Bluntly Put

Dude it's a trailer park. More like Irish Travellers or "Gypo's".


Sat, 02/25/2012 - 13:49 | 2195765 Bluntly Put
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As I am an Irish Gypsie myself, I would say home is where you hang your cat.

Sat, 02/25/2012 - 13:23 | 2195708 daneskold
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WB7...brilliant, as always!

 

Maybe you've done it already, if so, apologies, but this and current events suggests a beyond zerohedgedome theme.

 

And by the way, Beyond Thunderdome...nominee for one of the WORST movies ever!

DS

Sat, 02/25/2012 - 13:20 | 2195703 blindman
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Pete Anderson "Working Class" Live at KDHX 5/7/11 (HD)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E86BNFjp-R8&feature=related
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" they used to call us workin' class,
we just ain't workin' anymore." ..

Sat, 02/25/2012 - 13:13 | 2195689 Heroic Couplet
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Why is there snow, in the face of global warming? How do you know everyone will be able to afford trailers? Need adobe huts and tents. Where's the one apartment building? the one unemployment office? where are the bicycles and racks? the rain barrels and cisterns? the solar panels? the humanure outhouses? the candles? the fire pits?

Sat, 02/25/2012 - 19:31 | 2196413 BigJim
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The wrist-think kudzu vines?

Sat, 02/25/2012 - 13:12 | 2195688 Cheesy Bastard
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The only thing it is missing is the inward facing razor wire.

Sat, 02/25/2012 - 17:22 | 2196210 Tom of the Missouri
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I could make an argument that it should be outward facing.

Sat, 02/25/2012 - 13:37 | 2195741 Gully Foyle
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Cheesy Bastard

Trailer parks don't need razor wire.

Sat, 02/25/2012 - 13:47 | 2195748 Cheesy Bastard
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Fema camps do.

Sat, 02/25/2012 - 19:30 | 2196408 BigJim
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The day we all convene somewhere is the day the government oversees a terrible military 'accident'

Sat, 02/25/2012 - 13:13 | 2195687 ??
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a bit OT but maybe these dudes live in Zville or are planning a move

 

Auction to empty Fla. private museum could fetch $40M The museum has never been open to the public,   http://www.seattlepi.com/news/article/Auction-to-empty-Fla-museum-could-fetch-40M-3360716.php#ixzz1nPlISs28
Sat, 02/25/2012 - 13:06 | 2195677 diogeneslaertius
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the geeks shall inherit the earth.

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 00:29 | 2202696 geekgrrl
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Absolument! ;-)

Sat, 02/25/2012 - 13:11 | 2195684 blindman
Sat, 02/25/2012 - 13:02 | 2195668 onlooker
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You left out:

 

Brilliant artist

Some really bright people

Home of attempt for honesty and truth and valid information

 

True America discovering itself

 

Force against tyranny

 

Force against tyranny

 

Force against tyranny on the move

Sat, 02/25/2012 - 13:39 | 2195744 Gully Foyle
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onlooker

Wow will we be joining the Spanish civil war too?

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