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WiLL YoU Be My TRoiKa VaLeNTiNe?

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WILL YOU BE MY TROIKA VALENTINE?
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LOAN SHARK
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MONTI

 

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VENIZELOS

 

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EUROPOCALYPSE (GREECE)
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DR STRANGE SCHAUBLEHOW I LEARNED TO STOP WORRYING AND LOVE DEFAULT...

 

 

VISUAL COMBAT VALENTINE 2

 

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Tue, 02/14/2012 - 00:06 | 2156391 Dermasolarapate...
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You answered my question from the other day, "Why do all the European bankers and politicans look so fat?"

Banzai, you've answered my question.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 23:42 | 2156352 cjbosk
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oh fuck, he's back...right gook!

 

http://www.shoji.com/info.htm

 

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 22:22 | 2156179 AN0NYM0US
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beyond compare

oink

 

is it safe?

ZELLL 

 

B7 your genius is so effing genius I hope you are making serious $$ as what you create is truly amazing

 

 

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 21:55 | 2156129 Phil Free
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A shelter, from pigs on the wing.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 21:13 | 2156033 nmewn
Tue, 02/14/2012 - 01:30 | 2156502 hbjork1
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Our senior high school class graduation trip" in 1953 was to Branson.  The facilities consisted of a dam on the river making good swimming areas or fishing if you wanted catfish.  although at that time there were good game fish places in the hills further south.  Brick fireplaces, stone barbacue pits and wooden tables with benches were placed around for picknickers.    

There were souvenir stores, a sandwich shops and resturant; wooden construction, as I recall. Ther were quite a few cabins, as I recall, of wooden construction and a bulding (wooden) with hardwood floor for dancing with a band. 

In short, it was a spot for group getaway functions but nothing special. 

 

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 21:49 | 2156118 Jumbotron
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+1000 "Ha, Ha, Charade you are(s)" !

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 23:13 | 2156298 nmewn
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;-)

You house proud town mouse, ha ha charade you are.
You're trying to keep our feelings off the street,
you're nearly a real treat, all tight lips and cold feet,
and do you feel abused?

You gotta stem the evil tide,
and keep it all on the inside...

Good stuff.

Tue, 02/14/2012 - 00:09 | 2156387 Jumbotron
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I thought I was the Floyd Fan but somehow missed this album growing up in the 70's.  My wife (girlfriend at the time in the early nineties) was a DJ at the local college radio station.  She had this CD on one of her playlist one night late and I was listening.  What a revelation.  It was the darkest thing I'd ever heard Floyd do.  But the lyrics didn't really resonate.

A wonder what a couple of decades can do to your appreciation of music that you already appreciate....but from a totally different angle.

Like looking at an opal.....change the angle and it sparkles anew with an unique fire.

And when you loose control, you'll reap the harvest you have sown.
And as the fear grows, the bad blood slows and turns to stone.
And it's too late to lose the weight you used to need to throw
around.
So have a good drown, as you go down, all alone,
Dragged down by the stone.

Tue, 02/14/2012 - 00:29 | 2156426 williambanzai7
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To be a serious Floyd fan you have to go all the way to the beginning and listen to everything ;-)

Tue, 02/14/2012 - 01:32 | 2156510 Trifecta Man
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Careful with that axe, banzai ....

Tue, 02/14/2012 - 14:11 | 2158136 Jumbotron
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;)  Nice !

Tue, 02/14/2012 - 01:05 | 2156467 Jumbotron
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That's just it....I had the whole collection plus some bootlegs but how i missed Animals.....it must have been that whole punk phase I went through.  

But what's cosmic about this thread is that I've been listening to Animals a lot lately....before this riff got started.  In particular the Dogs movement.  Although Floyd could never be described as punk, this album comes closer than any, IMHO, as Waters' punk moment at least lyrically.  Never has he been angrier or as pointed concerning corrupt capitalism.  Obviously comes from a socialist perspective.....but as a fucked over capitalist....there is some common ground.

We're just two lost souls
Swimming in a fish bowl,
Year after year,
Running over the same old ground.
What have we found?
The same old fears.
Wish you were here.

Tue, 02/14/2012 - 01:15 | 2156487 Jumbotron
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And to follow through with the whole "late" meme ( as in late to Animals)

Better late than never.....Happy New Year Banzai....glad to see you on the other side of 2011.

Keep your Photoshop plug-ins dry and a steady eye.....2012 is going to be target rich.

Tue, 02/14/2012 - 19:51 | 2159798 nmewn
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"I thought I was the Floyd Fan..."

Hard core Floyd here, there are a lot more of us than people think.

I grew up on Zepplin, Skynyrd, Beatles, Who, AC/DC, Allmans, Johnny & Edgar Winter etc. First band I ever saw was a group called Slade. Quiet Riot? did a cover on one of theirs and made a bundle.

Good times...and the best part is, we survived to talk about em ;-)

Tue, 02/14/2012 - 22:38 | 2160131 Jumbotron
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Good times...and the best part is, we survived to talk about em ;-)

Amen to that brother....a miracle actually. 

First band I ever saw was a group called Slade. Quiet Riot? did a cover on one of theirs and made a bundle.

That's right !  Funny how that happens.   I remember trying to convince my Rod Stewart loving friends that it was Crazy Horse that actually wrote and performed "I Don't Want To Talk About It" before Stewart covered it and made it a hit.  The only thing they knew of Crazy Horse was "Hey, Hey, My, My (Into The Black).  A great song in its own right (still to this day sets the bar for distortion....You ROCK Neil ! ) but there is so much more to that band and the same is true with Slade.

I raise a glass to your taste in music and to the good 'ol days !


Mon, 02/13/2012 - 20:58 | 2155979 blindman
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it all changes so quickly i do not even recognize my rulers,
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they need to
slow it down
for their
own good.
own good.
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own good.
own good.
...

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 20:51 | 2155953 williambanzai7
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There are so many seething angry Greeks, wait till the next Act. We will be seeing it shortly.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 21:19 | 2156044 magnumopusdeislayed
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When will the deal be finalized for the Hilton Acropolis? Will it have the flaming Euro seal?

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 19:55 | 2155785 pschwammerl
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Loved the Dr Strange Schäuble, almost feeling the right arm itching ;)

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 18:51 | 2155519 Money 4 Nothing
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Blinged out Vic is funny as hell!

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 18:13 | 2155393 MrBinkeyWhat
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Your friends want to protect you,

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 18:11 | 2155380 MrBinkeyWhat
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YO! Sir William:

I get it. Fukking genus. Get out of town before they find your address. Really, as in NOW DUDE! Last night I had a dream...

Very little time left...

Ignore me at your will.

Avatar!

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 19:31 | 2155705 10044
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they already have his, yours and my address.... relax and enjoy the artwork

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 18:09 | 2155377 FreeNewEnergy
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I disre-GARDE-d your warning because I started drinking at my usual allotted 3:30 pm ET time slot, but had to take a peek.

I must be numb to the outrage and disgust because I didn't puke.

But I have been having weird dreams lately.

As always, WB, nice work.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 17:00 | 2155071 dexter_morgan
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In one of the other post some guy labeled the fat guy "GreekLoaf" - love it. He does look a bit like MeatLoaf..............

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 17:02 | 2155081 williambanzai7
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You know that ideas coming back like a loaf outta hell...

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 20:24 | 2155879 old naughty
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the loaf should be kept in the hole (loafing in hell)... Thanks for sharing.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 16:40 | 2154981 walküre
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BRILLIANT

Good laugh all around.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 16:39 | 2154979 Bam_Man
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Man, dat izz one ugly bitch!

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 16:09 | 2154833 Wakanda
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Laguard is having a difficult time trying to decide where to stick it.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 16:17 | 2154879 Gully Foyle
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfgPXpXuIwQ Razor 3: Who's Got the Gold? Goyôkiba: Oni no Hanzô yawahada koban (original title)

Follow the money. In a time of economic disaster for wage earners, Hanzo discovers a conspiracy among high officials to "borrow" gold from the shogunate's treasury and loan it out to the destitute, including impecunious samurai - exacting either interest payments or family heirlooms from the debtors. Along the way, Hanzo extracts a confession from a ghost using his assaulting methods, foils thieves, connects with Heisuke Takei a friend from his youth, offers protection to a forward-thinking physician Genan Sugino who has defamed his ruler, discovers a pleasure ring of young wives and a blind music teacher, and cuckolds a corrupt official under his very nose

Hanzo 'The Razor' Itami: A woman ghost? Interesting. Take me there.
Onibi: To see the ghost? Please, don't make us go back.
Hanzo 'The Razor' Itami: What did she look like?
Onibi: Her face was like...
Mamushi: Yeah, her face...
Hanzo 'The Razor' Itami: I want to make love to a ghost once.
Mamushi: To a ghost?
Onibi: Are you serious?
Hanzo 'The Razor' Itami: A man would like it once.
Onibi: Do you mean it?
Hanzo 'The Razor' Itami: A ghost would have a cold body. I bet it'll be pretty tight down there.

...

Onibi: You think he's losing his mind? A ghost has no legs. How can he make love to one?
Mamushi: She'll grow legs after seeing that giant tool of his.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 16:07 | 2154819 WALLST8MY8BALL
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Joe's Garage Act 2 - Scene 11

 Joe:Gee, Sy
This is a real groovy apartment
You've got here

SY BORG:
All government sponsored recreational services are clean and efficient

JOE:
This is exciting
I never plooked
A tiny chrome-plated machine
That looks like a magical pig
With marital aids stuck all over it
Such as yourself before

SY BORG:
You'll love it!
Its a way of life.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 19:13 | 2155640 VelvetHog
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Gimee that, gimmee that SyyYYYyyy Borg!

I miss that man.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 16:56 | 2155052 Karl von Bahnhof
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JPJ bitchez...

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 16:06 | 2154811 Nobody For President
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I wondered what you would do with the clenched-fist Laguard - I was not nearly twisted enough. And Dr. Strange Schauble - how the HELL do you do it?

I suspect drugs.

I mean, the so-called reality out there is so damn close to satire it makes a satirist's job really hard, but somehow you manage.

thanks!

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 20:20 | 2155870 old naughty
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guess you agree that the right-hand blade does not look as menacing as the left-hand fist. Watch out for her left hook.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 21:45 | 2156114 Phil Free
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Heh.. yep.  That knife is just a diversion.  She's a leftie ... and she's about to swing.

 

Swing ... I said swing... heh.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 16:09 | 2154827 williambanzai7
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Have another hit...of fresh air ;-)

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 21:59 | 2156136 New_Meat
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+Quicksilver Messenger Service.

Those were the days! (I seem to remember ;-)

- Ned

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 16:34 | 2154961 Uchtdorf
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WB7, You know, I'm sure, the expression in Japanese, jibun de iu noha nan desu ga, but your "no beverage" warning was most appropriate. Keep those hits coming.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 16:50 | 2155020 Karl von Bahnhof
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Just pissed on my bed ...

Italian: Iii a wanta shiit on my bed!

Hotel maid: You better dont shit there you bastard!

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 16:04 | 2154799 john39
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my apologies in advance WB,slight thread jack. interesting interview at link iwth Lizzie Phelan on why the MSM is manipulating public opinion into a syrian intervention: http://youtu.be/Kl0KndnqryM

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 19:24 | 2155670 bingo was his name
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She has questionable credibility

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lizzie_Phelan

 Called Lybian rebels rats

 

NY Times interview - Does not even claim to be neutral but rather basicly works for Russian interests -

http://video.nytimes.com/video/2012/02/01/world/middleeast/1000000013257...

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 21:02 | 2155982 greyghost
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where have you been? we have been discussing how the trolls working for the israeli point of view "always show up" when the topic is arabs...jews...israel...syria etc etc etc. go figure and you just happened by did you? unbelievable.!!!! last week we talked about how the syrian uprising is only reported to be coming from Homs in syria. you know that major city at the north end of the bekka valley. guess which country is on the southern end of the bekka valley? who has the most to gain should Homs be declared a neutral zone by the U.N.? why even that country wins should Homs be tied down in bloody civil war for years...would you agree? since last week's discussion i seen the most idiotic report by arab network about all the deaths{no bodies}...wounded {no bodies} as some clown went from room to room in a supposed aid station...10 minutes of that crap. just today we finally saw a supposed report from another city in syria. this idiotc report just panned a building....nothing else.....that was a long 5 minutes of nothing. hell, " beer bottle" geraldo has more action from afganistan when he reports. you have done your masters well grasshopper....3rd post after the arab post!!!!!!

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 20:03 | 2155812 john39
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well it seems to me that calling the libyan rebels "rats" increases her credibility.  especially if wiki and the NY times attack her.  She challenges the system and tells the truth, so gets labled biased?  good grief, tells you all you need to know.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 19:16 | 2155651 VelvetHog
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Agreed.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 17:38 | 2155247 Setarcos
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Good post John.

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