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WoRRieD ABouT DoMeSTiC TeRRoRiST THReaTS?

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THIS WILL MAKE YOUR HAIR STAND ON END (w/Limerick)

Lloyd's getting ready to go

 His twinkies are wired to blow

 If Ben won't inflate

 He'll self detonate

 A true terrorist CEO!

 

The Limerick King

 

 

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Fri, 02/17/2012 - 18:58 | 2171728 TruthInSunshine
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Reminds me of Sam Kinison in the worst possible way.

And yes, Goldman had a hand in bringing Interstate Bakeries (the makers of our beloved Twinkies; superfood of Idiocracy) down.

Sat, 02/18/2012 - 03:34 | 2172501 onebir
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I'd been wondering about the Twinkies reference...

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 20:21 | 2171908 Smiley
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"Reminds me of Sam Kinison"

 

OH OH OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 19:46 | 2171842 HD
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"Reminds me of Sam Kinison"

  You nailed it.

Poor Sam went too soon. I can only imagine that Kinison and George Carlin are looking down at all this BS and laughing their asses off.

 

Sat, 02/18/2012 - 07:47 | 2172634 TruthInSunshine
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+1

I miss George and Sam.

I hope that they're the first ones to meet Jamie or Lloyd (or ole' gentle Warren) if they try and sneak past Heaven's Gate.

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 18:48 | 2171702 New_Meat
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Not to worry, we are well assured that at no time was the public in danger.  eeeeewwwwww! - Ned

Sat, 02/18/2012 - 11:39 | 2172806 cranky-old-geezer
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"You are in danger only from our lies."

   -- Yakov, "Russia House"

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 18:41 | 2171684 Wakanda
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Cramer looks terrified, and I would be too with that POV.

Truly top 100 WBanzai7 material.

Fitting end to a strange week.

Thanks WB7!

Sat, 02/18/2012 - 00:46 | 2172354 williambanzai7
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Ceamer is the second element that sends this one over the lunatic top ;-)

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 18:33 | 2171670 HD
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Cramer is bullish Hostess snack cakes...because they are just like him - yellow, spongie and injected full of white cream from the bottom.

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 18:33 | 2171667 DaddyO
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Terrifying, absolutely terrifying!

Shut up infidel, I kill you, I kill you!!

DaddyO

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 18:31 | 2171660 Nacho Libre III
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Ol' lb looking good. Doing gods work really keeps one looking young

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 18:28 | 2171652 George Washington
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Gosh ... I really have been underestimating the terrorist threat!

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 18:27 | 2171647 john39
Fri, 02/17/2012 - 22:02 | 2172097 Theta_Burn
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If you say so

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 22:37 | 2172164 john39
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yeah, its probably all just a big misunderstanding.

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 18:23 | 2171633 Forgiven
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That belongs in the WilliamBanzai7 Hall of Fame.

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 20:30 | 2171928 LongSoupLine
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No shit...I just spit out my beer!

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 18:23 | 2171632 VelvetHog
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If that vision didn't make me so physically ill I'd be laughing my ass off right now.  The Cramer screen makes it.

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 18:22 | 2171631 Piranhanoia
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underweartwinkiebumber   

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 18:22 | 2171628 optimator
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I'm not worried about terists, in a few years our chances of being kilt or hurt in a terr attack will be less than being hit by a dronE running out of gas!  Gotta spell like a ter or rist that Karnivor stuff picdking up mesages.

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 18:09 | 2171587 TuffsNotEnuff
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Zerohedge.com missed the Occupy the SEC comment on implementation of the Volcker Rule.

 

So, twinkie yourselves !

Sat, 02/18/2012 - 00:00 | 2172307 williambanzai7
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I read the Comment Letter....did you?

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 18:00 | 2171560 non_anon
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if only

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 19:17 | 2171772 duo
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Uncle Sam needs YOU!

to be the patsy for the next foiled terror attempt.

Recruiters are standing by.

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 21:46 | 2172057 non_anon
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yes, I play the fool

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 17:57 | 2171530 DavosSherman
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Jim Cramer [the world's true domestic financial terrorist] has quite the audience.  I'd say Captain Twinkies-in-Thong is a perfect representation of the Cramer CNBS listening class.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOS8QgAQO-k

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