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lying. scamming. raping 10 yr old boys...i mean fed chairmen.
i thought it didn't take any training to be a dick
"...the best and brightest..."
LOL... more like the greediest and most corruptible...
SOME IT PEOPLE AT GOLDMAN ARE SECOND CLASS AT BEST
I observed a "SECOND CLASS AT BEST" candidate make the jump. You are right. Not impressed at all. GS half-life is shorter than described by previous experiments.
The world is a vampire...... Yeah, what they are not telling you is who they are hiring. It is not your smart kid who worked his way through college. It is those Ivy League rich kids with connections. In-breeding at its best.
Clintons son in law is a joo working at goldman sachs
Chelsea despite collapsing wall st. worked for a hedge fund.
Insiders know, financials will be bailed out. It is the only game in town for an empire....control the trade by controlling the currency which goods are traded.
tonight the city is full of whores and all the toilets are overflowingthere's shopping malls coming out of the wallsas we walk out among the manure
that's why I pay no mind I pay no mindI pay no mind
So...according to Lord Blankfein, when every other bank on the planet has been laying off people in droves, GS has hired almost 12,000. Really? Must be getting ready for that inter-galactic expansion.
Doesn't it seem that financial services, and the desire to be in them, is one of the biggest bubbles going? All kids I meet are going to be expert traders making millions for GS one day... The revitalization of the real economy will shut the doors on the paper economy hopefully once and for all.
This crap only is economically "useful" because we have fiat currency.
I doubt the stock market will exist in 10 years.
Perhaps liquidty isn't all it's cracked up to be. If you have some friction in allocating capital it makes it less likely for a herd of idiots to jump onto a bandwagon as it careens over a cliff. Really, if you have a willing buyer and a willing seller, you have liquidity. Financial services is a skimming-off-the-top-while-creating-no-value scheme, just like politics/lawfirms and just like life and health insurance, by and large. All three sectors would be considerably smaller in a healthy sustainable economy.
Long suction cups.
300,000+.... that's a lotta douchebag wannabes....
i would never work for this parasitic vampire squid, or any similar such institutions.
working for them would entail supporting the prolongment of the current state of zombie economics, bailout economics, vampire economics.
i believe the best way to meaningful and sustainable wealth is systemic collapse, taking these parasites and all the debt with the system, and allowing us to go back to the constitution.
yeah, i could put away gold and canned food and water and build myself a bunker (i'm doing that anyway without working for bloodsuckers), but no thanks — i'd much rather live in a sustainable economic system with liberty, personal freedoms and widespread wealth creation and NO BAILOUTS.
there's far more wealth in working the phones for ron paul...
Blankfine is a complete liar. I don't believe a word he says. The whole story is probably total bullshit.
It's great work if you can get it, providing you are prepared to check all your ethics and principles at the door and foregt any thoughts about being useful to society in exchange for your pieces of silver. Except of course for external marketing purposes, sorry I meant Corporate Social Responsibility.
The very fact that there are so many lining up is a very sad reflection of what is wrong with the US today.
goldman seems to imply these are global figures. judging from the news the u.s. is not alone in its "problems" with finance/economics.
now say its drone program, there it approaches the unique (although one would think brave little israel has several hundred up its sleeves with a few shooting out its wrists).
Highly Altruistic...very dumb.
Sorry dude but just a heads up. IF you want to survive the coming collapse you take whatever the best paying job you can get is...even shining GS nobs.
You learn all you can and when the world collapses you sell the story for conch shells.
Bright eyed kids. Gotta beat'em down once in a while...
"An acceptable Goldman Sachs resume' must be submitted only in black ink."
The best and the brightest wouldn't need to cheat the American people to earn their bonus's. The greedy and the dishonest would lie, cheat and steal to earn their bonus's. Who are you hiring Lloyd? The American people know! Lloyd and his motley crew should be put out of our misery. We don't need what services they provide.
You mean squid ink?
Is there any other?
JPM hater: surviving the coming collapse is not about money.
It's about community (local farms, etc) family, stored food, water supplies, solar panels and self-defense. You can survive the coming collapse on a small budget, and there will be many with vast budgets (metropolitan elites) who won't survive.
Depends on your definition of collapse.
If it is just a north korean level of collapse with massive famine yes indeed the wealthy will make it.
He who has the gold rules. Doesnt matter how you got it.
JPM Hater. FYI, I retired at age 48 having built, then sold, my own business in the healthcare field. I like to believe that I made a lot of money the old fashioned way, by hard work, through helping people and contributing something useful to society. Unlike derivatives.
But thanks for the advice.
Your right, but also these people want in on what they see as a trough of money from the one place that the govt. won't allow to go belly up. I think Goldman Sachs is kept the way it is because it knows to damn much about how the govt. operates in the economy and what it and the govt. has done (hell they may have helped make the plans for the govt.).
I'm going to intern with the local mafia for a few years, work my way up from boosting cigarette trucks, through shakedowns then into the numbers rackets; from there, its straight to GS.
Glad to not be part of the 96% here, let alone the other four.
doesn't matter whether you got a job at goldman or at starbucks.
If you need a job, you are not elite.
Bingo, someone get this man his prize.
Glad to see our resident socialist deceptively named A.H. understands.
A six figure income ain't squat
Hey even a blind squirrel finds a nut, and you know you wanna cheer the little guy on...
Corzine needs a job.
corzine needs to get a job on death row , sitting on his ass and waiting as his appeals process makes it through the courts before his sorry ass is fried............or (OMG) gassed.......
oh great idea.. lets stick him in the rec. cage with Ambrose Harris and see who's brains get squished first.
Not all people who have jobs need jobs.
Within the set of people who don't need jobs, the subset who have jobs anyway are likely more "elite" (by any number of objective measures) than the rest of their peers.
They are taught buttfucking 101
the 4% are obviously calamari traped in a humans body...
I think the 4% got hired to go beat up on defenseless protesters in the park.
Hell no, they outsource that shit.
Most wall st. execs are Joos who got raped by Nazis so they don't care about raping the new kids. "I survived the holocaust, so you shouldn't complain about 100 hour/weeks and missing family time"
wall st. execs rape the new hires so that new hires won't feel bad raping your grandma's pension fund. "I work 100 hour weeks so you deserve to work until 100 because I lost my bet with your pension funds"
That's the cycle of twisted sick society we live in.
Look at the wall street workers screaming at Occupy Wall Street. Their logic is "I got raped, so you deserve to get raped too by the system. How dare you not pay your 'dues' ".
I'm starting to doubt that the true unemployment rate is really as bad as 17% considering none of these cock suckers have been gunned down yet.
I believe the true unemployment rate is higher. Americans have been taught in the land of opportunity that if they lose their job or are raped by a mortgage company it is their own fault somehow. We are conditioned to internalize failure.
That's why Corzine, Mozillo etc... will walk the streets with impunity just like Ken Lay did and perhaps die of natural causes while awaiting trial or sentencing.
All that needs to happen is for one poor bastard whose life has been destroyed to plug one of these bastards on the street and the tone of the conversation changes...for the better.
All that needs to happen is for one poor jerk whose life has been destroyed to plug one of these bastards on the street and the tone of the conversation changes...for the better.
They've been led to believe they are immune from government prosecution...well, there's another form of justice out there.
It's not "dues", it's "doos" retard.
Ah...no it's not.
Neither one of you should be playing with sissors.
I guess you couldn't tell I was speaking in my sarcastic voice.
If you can bend over, and allow a giant tentacle to be shoved up your arse that will come out your mouth uttering the words "We are masters of the universe and we will rape and pillage all before us including grandmas", you will be granted a 2nd interview!
In other news, a recent study showed 4% of the population have no soul. All of them bankers. /s
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In Goldman speak.. "we help you find dumb money, preferably German".
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