Double Your Money In 6 Months: 1 Year Greek Yields Pass 200% For First Time Ever

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Looks like that 50% haircut may be insufficient. Who was the guy on CNBC was was buying Greek bonds a few days back on the "bailout"?

And now, back to your regularly scheduled fiat ponzi system collapse.

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Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:03 | 1832655 Fips_OnTheSpot
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I want such a steep step in Gold - now!

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:23 | 1832753 MillionDollarBonus_
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This is what happens when you have referendums during a time of crisis. I've said it before, and I'll say it again: REFERENDUMS ARE A FAILED POLICY!

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:25 | 1832757 catacl1sm
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Are you being contrarian to the contrary this time?

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:51 | 1832837 Smithovsky
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MDB has managed to confuse himself.  

He's probably gotten tired of his lame attempts at sarcasm/irony (just like everyone else here) and has stopped trying.  

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 13:16 | 1832932 eisley79
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accountability to the people, leads to less milliondollarbonusii

 

must not allow people to have a say...

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 13:46 | 1833103 Pool Shark
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Zeno's Paradox, Bitchez!!!

 

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:33 | 1832780 LynRobison
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Failed fiscal and monetary policy is a foregone conclusion. Of course the political and financial leaders' policies are going to fail. They are going destroy the currencies of the world. 

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:35 | 1832801 Precious
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Nonsense. The referendum is great.  The greek people get to decide.  How well have the leaders done.  Not well.  Let the people decide if they want to live under the strain of more debt, or live more poorly without debt.  This is a referendum on bankruptcy.  Maybe the greek people choose bankruptcy.  What the hell is wrong with that.  Let the people decide.  Maybe they want to grow more of their own vegetables, walk and bicycle to work instead of bus, teach their kids themselves instead of gooberment institutions, provide their own healthcare and so on.  Just what the hell is wrong with that decision anyway.  Fuk the germans and the french.  Exactly what have they done lately?  Maybe they could use a little austerity themselves.  Anyway, I hope the greeks vote down the german and french plan.  I hope the banks in EU bust.  I hope the governments roll over.  I hope the people decide to take charge of their destiny instead of living under nanny socialism.  Maybe the right vote on a referendum will bring some meaning to the life of people in greece.  Maybe they don't need a fucking bmw or a bottle of burgandy, or a barclays credit card.  Maybe they don't mind walking around with BO and eating olives for dinner.  Maybe they don't want to be like all the other fat asses in the US, UK, FR and GDP.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:40 | 1832824 MillionDollarBonus_
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Well then what happens to people like myself with financial equity portfolios? What are we supposed to do?

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:43 | 1832831 Precious
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Make a warm fire.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 13:02 | 1832887 Transformer
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And most likely, if they do choose to default, then their economy will recover and be doing well in just a few short years.  Just like Iceland.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 13:50 | 1833133 SilverBaron
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Or they will be invaded. Just like Poland.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 13:15 | 1832928 LynRobison
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Isn't it obvious? Take the money out of your financial equity portfolios and buy physical PMs!

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 13:17 | 1832934 jayman21
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Manage the risk or get out.  Please do not ask for a bailout.  It is overdone.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 13:18 | 1832937 Nothing To See Here
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People should have equities because they believe in the companies they invest into, not because they hope central banks will inflate the DJIA. And in order to get back to this kind of investment philosophy which was prevalent pre-1900, we need a huge social, political and economic reset.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 13:21 | 1832944 blindman
Tue, 11/01/2011 - 13:22 | 1832949 LaLiLuLeLo
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if you were dumb enough to think the party was gonna last forever, you deserve to get burned succccka.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:36 | 1832807 Snidley Whipsnae
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Johnny Bravo... Is that you?

You say referendums are a failed policy?

Nothing could be more democratic than a referendum so, in effect, you are saying that democracy is a failed policy.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:49 | 1832852 MillionDollarBonus_
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Democracy is about electing leaders to do just that - LEAD. It's not about letting the ignorant public manage the economy and other important affairs that should be left to learned experts. Otherwise what is point in having professional politicians in the first place?

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:54 | 1832873 TheAkashicRecord
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//Otherwise what is point in having professional politicians in the first place?//

Bravo, you've come to a very important bifurcation point in your thinking process, now take it to its logical conclusion.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 13:14 | 1832926 barnabeg
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No that is the problem with democracy in its current form. People think their civic duty in the political process begins and ends at the ballot box. Increasingly people are being offered the choice between more of the same on both sides. People should be involved in the process at all times. The process should also be proportional representation instead of first past the post. Don't tell me it is less efficient. The most efficient form of government is a dictatorship. Democracy does not need to be efficient, it needs to be participatory. We've been electing "learned experts" for a while now, and how is that working out? hmmm...

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 13:21 | 1832945 Nothing To See Here
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Democracy works only if it is about electing leaders who are not the puppets of non-elected parties.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 14:15 | 1833301 POpatriot
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"learned experts"  

 

"This is a house of learnin doctors" 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BD-BZb_71Kw 

Who are you?  I hope you're long Euro Sovereigns like our good friend Jon Corzine as well.  May you both pay dearly for investing in socialism.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 15:25 | 1833682 Random_Robert
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"Democracy is about electing leaders to do just that - LEAD. It's not about letting the ignorant public manage the economy and other important affairs that should be left to learned experts. Otherwise what is point in having professional politicians in the first place?"

Holy crap.... You must be Greek yourself.

You can't be American, because if you were you would understand that America is a REPUBLIC of individually sovereign free people.

Our Representatives are indeed elected by the masses (which is why so many people confuse America with Democracy), but I say again- they are elected REPRESENTATIVES- meaning they are supposed to YIELD to the designs of their constituents- No where does the Constitution empower them as leaders that the masses must instead yield to. 

If you and others like you choose to put your faith in Politicians (serial, pathological liars) then you deserve every fate that your Democratically inspired Utopia unleashes upon you...

 

 

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 15:34 | 1833742 Ponzi Unit
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Troll.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:28 | 1832771 Quinvarius
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Just buy the physical and wait.  You never know when it will happen.  But eventually, the world government's will realize they are solvent with gold over $10,000 an ounce, where it belongs.  Until then, enjoy the deal.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:30 | 1832779 Ghordius
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amen

just buy every month and don't get tactical with it

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:53 | 1832864 Calmyourself
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silver...

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:04 | 1832657 NotApplicable
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So, what's 200% of nothing?

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:10 | 1832679 gojam
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100% is double or nothing. 200% is triple or nothing.

Or is my math failing me ?

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:15 | 1832715 CPL
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Nothing is still nothing when giving something while waiting for the ROI.

 

Shouldn't interest rates be at 200% as well if the return is so significant?

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:23 | 1832749 dwdollar
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I thought 100% would be the number where retardation subsided and common sense crept into the picture. I was wrong. Maybe 1000% is going to be it, but I won't put money on it.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:47 | 1832846 kaiserhoff
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I remember this.  It's the electric kool-aid acid test.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:51 | 1832859 buyingsterling
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Amen - it's a charade aimed at lining some pockets. It's ludicrous that Greece is selling debt at all, they have no capacity to repay it.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 14:03 | 1833210 SilverBaron
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They don't need the capacity when the Germans seem perfectly willing to pay it for them!

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:26 | 1832763 earleflorida
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it's the same math the FED uses,... so it must be correct - i guess?

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:13 | 1832713 YesWeKahn
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In Bernanke's princeton math, that's X power of 2. He will never tell you what X would be

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:15 | 1832725 CPL
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minus infinity

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:18 | 1832736 Snidley Whipsnae
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How could anything possibly go wrong?

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:37 | 1832810 kill switch
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BINGO!!!! Quote of the day....

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 13:24 | 1832954 narapoiddyslexia
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"No one could have seen this coming!"

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:26 | 1832759 The Big Ching-aso
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"Double your pleasure, double your fun, when you go Greek get lotsa cum in your bum!"

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:04 | 1832659 Carlyle Groupie
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Wow, now that is impressive. Wow.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:11 | 1832702 common_sense
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Not enough..  Crash will occur when greek yield ariives at 400....2 more weeks...

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:16 | 1832729 jez
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I'm waiting until the price goes to zero and the interest rate goes to infinity per cent per year.

I is gonna be rich, I tells ya.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 14:03 | 1833233 srsly-wtf
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Double your money every nanosecond!

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:05 | 1832663 ABG LINE
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Lol!

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:08 | 1832668 kengland
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Do you honestly think the ECB, Eurozone, IMF, US Fed and the rest of the world who all own printing presses are just going to sit back this time and let the "market" run free? What's more absurd 200% 1yr greek debt or the thought that they won't throw everything they have at it? And you thought last weeks short covering was something....stand by

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:30 | 1832782 jcaz
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Yeah, go ahead and double-down on that bet, lol

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:39 | 1832819 kengland
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How about I triple down on that bet and you take the other side.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:06 | 1832669 monopoly
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Am I the only one that cannot keep up with Tyler's posts? Man, he is fast. 

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:06 | 1832670 Zola
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At some level default has been priced in and if you hedge FX risk there could be value in those things; 

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:06 | 1832675 Rhone_Ranger
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Corzine should have waited for this deal?

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:09 | 1832676 hedgeless_horseman
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Who was the guy on CNBC was was buying Greek bonds a few days back on the "bailout"?

Leo...again?

 

PS:  I am going to use this as another illustration for teaching my kids the lesson of return on principal versus return of principal.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 13:03 | 1832890 defn8Dog
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Don't know about Greek bonds, but Blackrock's Chief Investment Officer was on Bloomberg a few days ago, pounding the table as a buyer of Italian bonds.   

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2011-10-21/blackrock-buying-italian-debt-with-european-bailout-talks-showing-progress.html

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 19:36 | 1834869 Ponzi Unit
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Buys a few, then shorts a ton.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:07 | 1832677 Ruffcut
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Sure I'll buy some with free CDS included with collateral, of gold.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:07 | 1832678 bernorange
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Greece is sinking.  We're gonna need a bigger boat.

www.pmbug.com

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:08 | 1832681 Cdad
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Blood in the US market Street nears.  HFTs leaving retail stocks at high speed now.  Silver WILL BE the knife to catch...but not until the close...and it will feel like grim death, I suspect.

As for Greek bonds and who was buying them...who is J. Corzine...with OPM.  Pricing in these bonds have been VERY clear about the outcome...what...for more than a year now?

It continues to be pure comedy...what "surprises" the average criminal syndicate Wall Street banker.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:08 | 1832682 jcaz
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LOL- the only people worth listening to on there are Finerman, Adami,  and the Najarian brothers-  the rest are just talking their books.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:24 | 1832756 Cdad
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The Najarian brothers?  You have to be kidding.  One is as dumb as a rock, and the other is a perma bull options junkey to the extreme.

Finerman is just fine...a reasonable person.  However, why she keeps holding positions in financial services is a tad bit confusing.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 14:40 | 1833444 ZeroPower
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Grasso is the only decent one, and even he has to be slightly bullish since after all he trades on behalf of the institutions. Everyone else ONLY talks their books. Lol @ the options junkeys, too true.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:08 | 1832684 Dr. Engali
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Well if he liked them at 180% he will love them at 200%.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:09 | 1832694 Caviar Emptor
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Wow! Eye-popping yields to chase! Bonds backed by the full faith and credit of feta and kalamata

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:10 | 1832695 lolmao500
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RT @Alea_: greek gov bonds maturing 03/2012 ==> yield 510%

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:10 | 1832696 quacker
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Yahoo Finance is running the headline “Greek Referendum Spooks World Markets.”

Yes, let’s have democracy spook world markets. Not central planning by private banking cartels carrying out the marching order of the Rothschilds, not printing mountains of fiat out of thin air, not marking assets to fantasy, fraud and manipulation of every kind.

No, let’s not have any of that spook world markets, but let’s have the very people who would be subject to endless debt slavery get a vote, let’s have that spook world markets.

 

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:13 | 1832707 Cdad
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Well said.

+1

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:16 | 1832730 Tsar Pointless
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+99%!

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:42 | 1832821 hedgeless_horseman
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Yes, let’s have democracy spook world markets. Not central planning by private banking cartels carrying out the marching order of the Rothschilds, not printing mountains of fiat out of thin air, not marking assets to fantasy, fraud and manipulation of every kind.


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Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:15 | 1832726 Dr. Engali
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Ya who?

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:13 | 1832709 SuSpencer
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1) Buy bonds yielding 200%

2) Take 50% haircut

3) ????

4) 100% Profit!

 

As soon as I figure out that Step 3, I'll be rich!

 

 

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:15 | 1832727 flacon
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Step 3 is CDS.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 14:11 | 1833278 SilverBaron
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I was thinking step 3 was to build a weapon big enough to force the whole world into capitulation, but you seem to have beat me to it.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:27 | 1832766 Snidley Whipsnae
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And step 5) is pray your CDS counter party can pay off if a credit event is triggered... IF... 'credit events' that allow CDS pay offs are ever allowed to happen again.

IOWs, don't count on reliable insurance for your Greek bonds... or, any soverign bonds.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:28 | 1832774 Ruffcut
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Number 3 is you package and securitize the vehicle to sell to your next door neighbor, brother inlaw, company pension plan, who is a kinda mean guy cop. That will seal your deal.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:43 | 1832803 Placerville
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I think Collect Underpants fits in there somewhere.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 13:54 | 1833157 blindman
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3) be a central banker.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:20 | 1832740 lizzy36
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Leisman is jizzing over the prospect of asking a question at bernankes press conference tomorrow.

He is going to the spa after work today - back, crack, and sack wax. Buffing of the large head, maybe even a new perfume.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:21 | 1832745 youngman
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Who speaks for the CDS markets....this is default...but yet its not?????  This is the domino question that needs to be answered...

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:31 | 1832783 Snidley Whipsnae
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CDS = Home insurance that doesn't pay off under any circumstances... So, why does so much of it exist? How will it be unwound?

Walking on the razors edge now...

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 14:15 | 1833300 SilverBaron
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All of your children are belong to us.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:23 | 1832750 Ted Baker
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GET THESE GREEKS PARASITS OUT OF EU RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:24 | 1832754 Duke of Con Dao
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this new math confuses me. so does it confuse Angela Merkel

here she is gathered with ministers at EU Summit talking frankly like Old Europe

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSB21EZQNkA

strangely, this got 300 hits from Switzerland on the overnight... guess you can't beat

those dancing Nazis...

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:27 | 1832765 JPM Hater001
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I was going to short the s&p to pay for my fence but now I think I will just buy Greek debt.

Oh wait...that's why I need the fence.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:30 | 1832768 vegas
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Call right now and we'll send you not 1, or 2, or even 3 Greek bonds. We must be nuts, but we're sending you 4 bonds for the price of 1. Amazing! How can we do this? Hey, we're Greeks.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 19:55 | 1834956 Mentaliusanything
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I'm holding out for the Steak Knives. German made I Hope

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:43 | 1832832 CuriousPasserby
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Everyone assumes that the Greeks will revert to the drachma if they leave the euro, but if they are as clever as they have been so far they could freak everyone out and say their new currency will be the "DMark." This would stand for Drachma Mark and the rationale is they want it to considered safe so they want to give it a good name.

Then if the Germans left the euro they wouldn't know what to call their currency.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:51 | 1832857 Ralph Spoilsport
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Look for emerging market as Greece ships Olive Oil to the US by the Metric Shitload along with a handy nozzle conversion kit for your oil furnace.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:54 | 1832871 Snakeeyes
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http://confoundedinterest.wordpress.com

And 2 year Greek yields at 82.25%. The Euro is now renamed the Gyro.

Seriously, did Corzine really beleive that Euro could turn around?

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 13:01 | 1832885 Bam_Man
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What is a bond of a bankrupt entity that will never pay another coupon worth?

IMHO Greek debt is still over-priced.

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