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Meanwhile In Downtown Camden

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As we reported earlier, Camden may be broke, the local police may now be history, unemployment may be 50%, it may be nothing more than one big crack cocaine depot and driving through downtown at less than 88 mph may be hazardous to your health, but that wasn't always the case. In fact, back in 2009 the city had enough money to afford billboards. Such as this one on the intersection of Dr Charless Brimm Blvd and S. Broadway, courtesy of Google StreetView (sorry iPhone 5 users: you can't see this). Brought to you by

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Mon, 09/24/2012 - 14:56 | 2825297 WALLST8MY8BALL
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Don't worry good People of Camden. The Bundler and the Teleprompter in Chief will protect you! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 14:59 | 2825310 slaughterer
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The BERNANKE cometh with the fiat,

and the POTTER pumpeth with the button,

so it was written. 

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:02 | 2825323 MillionDollarBonus_
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I am proud to announce that next Weekend I will be hosting a modern art exhibition for charity in New York City. The title of the exhibition is “What Is Art?”, and it will consist of an array of innovative pieces ranging from a half-eaten apple painted blue to represent individuality and self-expression, to some thought-provoking cardboard boxes which represent the heartlessness of modern capitalism and materialism. Some of the coolest names in modern art will be there, and the event is expected to attract some of the trendiest art enthusiasts.

Tickets will be $500 each, and a portion of the proceeds will go to the IPCC to fund research into climate change. If you want to make a positive impact in the world, then you absolutely have to be there. There are no excuses for not contributing to the cause, and for those who can’t make it, I would appreciate a donation to fund the event and the cause. 

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:04 | 2825333 tenpanhandle
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I'd be happy to contribute.  Whats yer email address?

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:16 | 2825385 MillionDollarBonus_
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Donations don't work that way. Just PM me and I'll give you the account details. I expect donations to be upwards of $300. Remember, a portion of each donation will fund research that could save the lives of millions of children, so be generous. Climate change must be stopped. The climate was never meant to change, but sadly human activity has upset the natural equilibrium, and millions in the third world are suffering as a result. 

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:26 | 2825420 gmrpeabody
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Well...., if it's for the children, count me in.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 18:08 | 2825969 FEDbuster
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I would like to pitch in a CDS on an IOU from a friend which is backed by a rehypothicated zero coupon T-bond he owns.  He says some day it will be worth something, so are the donations tax deductible?

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 18:59 | 2826161 Manthong
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Geezuz.. liquor store, a Sam’s, lots of parking, no traffic jams, no cops.. the place has potential.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:29 | 2825440 EscapeKey
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Do you accept bitcoins over the TOR network?

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:33 | 2825449 Hippocratic Oaf
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Much better, MDB. I assume your art gallery is next to that new coffee shop on Bedford Ave. in Brooklyn?

I'm so there!

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:34 | 2825453 Schmuck Raker
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Not to rain on your parade, but as it's an ART exhibit, and for the CHILDREN - I hope you've cleared this with both The National Endowment for the Arts and The National Education Association. Also, I hope all the artists are union members, and patriots.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:37 | 2825464 resurger
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How can i trust a troll?

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:39 | 2825471 MillionDollarBogus_
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Ignore my alter ego...

He's off his meds...

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 16:26 | 2825640 CPL
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I was going to inquire about payments in bits of string and lint.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:44 | 2825490 insanelysane
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MDB: "The climate was never meant to change"

just ask the dinosaurs....

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 18:10 | 2825975 FEDbuster
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Not enough cow farts to warm things up for them.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:50 | 2825514 spanish inquisition
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As an American, I say we are doing more than any other nation out there regarding global climate change. Look at how many people have taken it upon themselves to store carbon on their very person!  You should be walking up to every obese person you meet and shaking their hand for saving the planet. Maybe identify the largest planet savers with a tee shirt, call em "Heat Sink Nation".  The art fest is a nice idea as long as you serve hamburgers and fries to promote heat sinking. Maybe a nice performance art piece where the artist punches skinny people for killing the planet.

And pay no attention to the giant fucking furnace we circle.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 00:34 | 2826964 TwoShortPlanks
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Oh good, if you guys are "doing more than any other nation" and exclusively picking up the environmental bill I guess, as an Australian, we can finally put that Carbon Tax in the bin and start driving 3,000kg vehicles again.

I'm all for an extended summer.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 16:22 | 2825632 fuu
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"The climate was never meant to change, but sadly human activity has upset the natural equilibrium"

First +1 you've ever gotten from me.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 16:55 | 2825746 Dead Canary
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Don't forget the ozone layer. (We gotta get rid of that)

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 17:41 | 2825900 ceilidh_trail
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MDB- if it b 4 da chilluns, count me in. I'm good 4 30 large! Oh, I forgot, can't get no large in NYC. Never mind. Oh, but I do soooo love the planet and the nitural eekwa-librium- especcialy the 25 mg ones!

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 18:11 | 2825984 FEDbuster
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MDB can we swipe our EBT for dat donation?

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 19:15 | 2826206 bingo was his name
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Can't global warming be cured with nuclear winter and we go there we could get a bonus for the economy with a number of broken windows

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:06 | 2825340 slaughterer
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I will donate some carbon emission futures to the cause.  Make your futures account routing codes public on this forum so I can transfer them. 

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:08 | 2825346 Buckaroo Banzai
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Well-played, MDB. Like the direction you went in there.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:08 | 2825347 BKbroiler
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As long as all the food is kosher, gluten free, soy based and no drinks are larger than 16 oz, I'm in.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:08 | 2825349 G. Marx
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I only attend art exhibitions with porn and free lap dances. But, best of luck, nonetheless.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 16:09 | 2825588 Karlus
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Bravo <golf clap>

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 16:17 | 2825621 JohnFrodo
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the ever popular canadian ballet

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:09 | 2825350 Vincent Vega
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Perhaps you could print and frame some of your comments from ZH and call it: Bombastic Bullshit. Sounds like it would fit right in.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:16 | 2825387 Blammo
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I represent the Bilderburg group. Your appeal has made us decide to change our ways, and we'll be donating the Holy Grail, to your cause!

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:32 | 2825433 EscapeKey
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Wouldn't want to miss it for the world. What a worthy cause.

9/10. Almost as good as Zoolander's "Derelicte".

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:35 | 2825442 Black Forest
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Thank you very much for your kind invitation. I would be glad to attend your first class exhibition, and speed up our fight against climate change. Could I settle your apiece expenditure in fine EUR instead of USD? I am sure, you will be proud to physically hold a currency used by many progressive people like me living outside of the United States.


Mon, 09/24/2012 - 16:05 | 2825571 TheCanadianAustrian
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It's times like these I feel weak and powerless for only being able to click the up arrow once.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 16:17 | 2825619 JohnFrodo
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climate change is the right wings version of performance art.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 16:47 | 2825725 dougngen
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errrr left wing???

fixed it for ya!

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 16:43 | 2825706 dougngen
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Mon, 09/24/2012 - 17:00 | 2825761 Slightly Insane
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I  would subtitle your What is Art? with the phrase "Everything that is wrong with the United States".

I do not agree with the "climate change" bullcrap, or the IPCC - a Communist front group, and view sending them 1 cent, as endorsement of suicide.  You should raise the ticket price to a much larger sum.

(By the way, I've got a half eaten sandwich .... that's got some green shit on it, in the fridge, I could let you have it for say $5,000).

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 17:47 | 2825920 pashley1411
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So, just like, "if anything is art, nothing is art", you can say, where "anything is government, nothing is government"?

I'm just waiting for Netflix to move "Mad Max" from the list for Action/Scifi, to Documentary.  

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 17:57 | 2825946 Praetorian Guard
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What the hell is up with all this global warming crap??? Its cyclical morons!!!!! Are we polluting mars, jupiter, pluto, et al - because their atmospheric temperatures are increasing as well!!! Its the SUN stupid!!!!!!!

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 18:09 | 2825971 lasvegaspersona
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what if MDB had a sarc button AND an alter ego and the alter ego was a notorius practical joker and he got his hands on the sarc this what it would look like?

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 13:48 | 2826208 1Inthebeginning
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Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:02 | 2825325 Stoploss
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And so it shall be.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:36 | 2825459 kito
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you also read the harbinger?............................

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 16:57 | 2825755 cbxer55
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Make it so!

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:01 | 2825318 MiguelitoRaton
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By "It" do they mean the Ponzi schemes?

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:02 | 2825324 tenpanhandle
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Keep it going, going, gone.


Wonder why the faces have been blurred out?

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:04 | 2825332 kaiserhoff
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Are they blurred out?  I thought they both just look like Cramer's butt.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:20 | 2825401 NotApplicable
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So, the Google privacy filters are also fooled by the cartoon facade of Obummer and his bag man? So lifelike, yet so lifeless.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 14:56 | 2825298 The Ponz
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Corruption, bitchez.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 16:41 | 2825695 JohnKozac
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Global warming has this effect on some cities. It's rare, I'll grant you that, but I suspect Al has proof. Carbon Tax should clear all this up.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 14:57 | 2825299 SeverinSlade
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Yes they can.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:16 | 2825384 Sancho Ponzi
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Someone fails to see the humor.

>>> Last update of whois database: Mon, 24 Sep 2012 19:12:27 UTC <<<

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:21 | 2825403 Shitters_Full
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Yes, they did...and yes, they will...again and again and again.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 14:59 | 2825300 Sudden Debt
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next board 2012: I CHANGED IT FOR Y'ALL!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE IT NOW?!?!

Now do you know who this is:

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 14:57 | 2825302 andrewunknown
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Not too late to switch the venue for the Escape from New York reboot to Camden.  Seems like production costs would be much lower there.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 16:44 | 2825716 knukles
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Hah ha ha ha

The Reality Version!

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 14:58 | 2825306 J 457
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Why isn't Romney smart enough to run with stuff like this.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:00 | 2825315 slaughterer
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Das Romneystein liest ZH nicht. 

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:02 | 2825326 Big Corked Boots
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Because it doesn't really matter who wins the election.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:16 | 2825381 slaughterer
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Wall Street is paying Romney to lose the election.  Simple as that. 

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:24 | 2825412 aint no fortuna...
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Jamie already won

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:49 | 2825498 HungryPorkChop
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Latest polls show Helicopter Ben has taken off. 

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:06 | 2825312 ebworthen
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How fitting; reality trumps perception yet again.

Camden in the shitter while Corzine the crook having mimosa's and shrimp on a beach somewhere and Obummer appearing on Letterman and The View.

Another four years and all will be better, they just need more time (and money).

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 16:49 | 2825729 Slightly Insane
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Camden will look like Palm Beech if the Obaminator gets his way, and the rest of the country will look like Camden.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:00 | 2825313 PontifexMaximus
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The higher the unemployment rate, the better for the markets. I wish it would be 30%, the game has to be played ad absurdum. In the max, until BO is (not will be) reelected. Go for it! Do not miss the once in a life time 100% success guarantee by no other than the master himself.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:00 | 2825314 Sudden Debt
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I wonder how many bankers live over there...

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:00 | 2825316 buzzsaw99
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the libertarians and anarchists here should like it better with no cops, no teachers, and no military. this should be seen as a positive development unless everyone has turned into pussies overnight.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:12 | 2825362 Dr. Richard Head
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Nice chicken picking.  I would say that much of the abject poverty has directly been caused by the shifting of assets over to failed institutions in the form of bailouts, QE, etc.  This misallocation of assets to failed organizations leads directly to higher cost of living for everyone else.  Pull that together with drugs being illegal and you have the recipe for cities just like Camden.  So go ahead and pick one detail of libertarianism ideals and then ignore root causes of the poverty and violence. 


Mon, 09/24/2012 - 16:15 | 2825610 Arnold Ziffel
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<< Pull that together with drugs being illegal and you have the recipe for cities just like Camden. >>

'Pull that together with drugs being illegal and you have the recipe for cities just like that across the country.'


Fixed it for you Doctor.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:17 | 2825378 notbot
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Libertarians are the antithesis of anarchists.

I should know better than to respond to an obvious troll, but libertairians want limited, but SUSTAINABLE goverment.  Property rights are essential to Libertarianism, as is a rule of law void of crony favors.  

What we have now is neither limited nor sustainable.  Something's gotta give.  An out-of-control government eventually collapses in on itself.  In a worst case, we'll get something too close to anarchy, at least for a period of time until the system resets.  

That's exactly what Libertarians want to avoid.


Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:27 | 2825396's picture

Government requires revenue which has always been extracted involuntarily and therefore your property rights under government can never be absolute. When the elite government class has the right to extract wealth at the point of a gun you will inevitably end up in a system of wealth redistribution. It's foolish to give strangers the right to take as much of your money as they need and not expect them to take as much as they want.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:41 | 2825467 notbot
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Not all gov revenue is extracted "involuntarily" per se.  I'd gladly subject myself to a small tax to support a limited government, if that's what we had.  There are obvious economies of scale pooling resources for a national defense and enforceable rule of law.  

But I agree with your overall point...absolute power corrupts absolutely.  Would have been nice had we stuck to the 10th ammendment to keep the central gov small. Maybe the founders were on to something.


Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:43 | 2825485 UGrev
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a tax other than an income tax. An income tax is a tax for war. always has been, always will be. 

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:48 | 2825509 notbot
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Good pt.  No property taxes either; if my property can be taxed, it's not my property.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:50 | 2825521's picture

Money extracted from you in any form of tax is no longer your property.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:53 | 2825526 notbot
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Consumption tax or flat income tax are fine by me, as long as it funds a limited gov.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 16:01 | 2825551's picture

What will stop those in government from increasing their mandate while the majority of citizens watch football?

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 16:48 | 2825727 knukles
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That'd never happen...

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:48 | 2825511's picture

The fix was in from day one. There was nothing wrong with The Articles of Confederation except that the Federal government had little power to extract wealth from the states or from individuals.

One does not need government in order to live lawfully and securely. In fact, the presence of an elite class with guns and the supposed moral right to use them against the citizenry pretty much makes security impossible for the little people. Government has always been incompatible with the rights of man.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 16:06 | 2825574 Saro
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"Libertarians are the antithesis of anarchists."

Err, no.

A libertarian is someone who accepts the NAP.  Therefore, many anarchists are libertarians (anarcho-capitalists, such as myself), some libertarians are not anarchists (the minarchists, for example), and some anarchists are not libertarians (anarcho-socialists).

(Some anarcho-communists would actually qualify as libertarians, as long as they reject the use of violence to achieve their ends.  The fact that their philosophy of living doesn't scale beyond a small handful of people is irrelevant for the purposes of the NAP.)

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 16:31 | 2825660 Upland27
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an-comms dont believe in property rights.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 17:25 | 2825847 Saro
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As long as everyone in the "commune" agreed voluntarily to the rules of collective ownership, they would be perfectly consistent with the NAP and thus "libertarian" in nature.

Sure, they would starve to death shortly thereafter, but that just means that their system sucks, not that it's based on violence or statism.

Tue, 10/02/2012 - 09:10 | 2847947 notbot
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The way the troll was defining "anarchy" was just total gov't collapse and chaos.  Not exactly libertarian.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:15 | 2825379's picture

No cops is fine but I'd bet that if you were forced to defend yourself you would come before the law for judgement at some point. So it ain't really anarchy.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:33 | 2825450 Dr. Richard Head
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If the police actually focused on protection of property and people instead of revenue generation - - as well as non-violent offenses, then much of the issues being experienced in cities like Camden, couldhave been avoided.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:47 | 2825503 HungryPorkChop
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But Dunkin' Donuts is safe.  See they are performing a very important function.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:40 | 2825465 Tsunami Wave
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George Washington recently wrote an article citing the importance of 'Rule of Law' in any free market society. Camden, Mogadishu, Monrovia, and all the other cited places anti-capitalists refer to as failed libertarian societies lack enforcement of laws and thus contract enforcement, private property protections, protection for businesses, etc. You might want to read that and get back to us.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 22:53 | 2826803 prole
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I think this is a valid shot at Libertarians and should be addressed:

the libertarians and anarchists here should like it better with no cops, no teachers, and no military.

True and absolutely! But I have read other sources which say that they are just simply dumping the city cops, so they can actually INCREASE the number of cops to come in from the county. As for teachers, no Libertarian or Anarcho-Capitalist ever complained about teachers per se, they are against statists pointing guns at their heads and stealing money from them "for the chilrens" as for "no military" are you saying that drug laws will not be enforced in Camden? The "drug war" will be surrendered and no "drug warriors" in camden? No taxes to be taked since no "teachers?" Furthermore Jersey has exceedingly strict gun prohibitions, so while the thugs are all well armed, the law abiding citizen risks his freedom to do so. Your entire comment is a lie, and perhaps  you should check yourself.

this should be seen as a positive development unless everyone has turned into pussies overnight.

If  the dark shadow of the police state were lifted from Camden it would be positive, but alas, it remains a Socialist Police State hell with disarmed sheeple, no thanks!

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:01 | 2825321 Stoploss
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Nice high def pic coming thru on the EVO.

Nope, no problem with the street view on the EVO.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:06 | 2825339 RacerX
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Yes they sure brought a lot more of "IT" to Camden. And I'm sure there's even more where that load came from.

Could be their new slogan: "Obama/Corzine: Showering you with even more IT"

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:08 | 2825344 Shevva
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Because Romneys the useful losing patsy. Why replace a puppet with a muppet?

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:10 | 2825353 gojam
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Oh dear,

Is Zerohedge going to back Romney ?

Is there a Tyler super duper PAC ?

I like Zerohedge because it holds all politicians in contempt (and rightfully so)

I can't believe there was never a billboard or newspaper advert in Camden for a Republican candidate ?

Bit cheap IMO. I thought ZH was above politics.

I guess I can look forward to an open endorsement in the next month or so ?

Just in case there is a doubt, both Obama and Romney are arseholes IMO and neither have any solution to the current economic crisis..



Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:17 | 2825389 Dr. Engali
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Just because Tyler puts something up that tells the truth about one side doesn't translate that they support the other. So you can go back to your cave Obama troll.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:20 | 2825399 gojam
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Obama Troll ? I called him an arsehole in my original post!

One of the biggest problems with the MSM is not dishonest reportage but selective reportage.

Is Zerohedge going to be part of the problem or part of the solution ?

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:28 | 2825429 NoTTD
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So showing a picture of something is dishonest?  Great point.  You've convinced me.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:34 | 2825451 gojam
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No, being 'selective' imitates the worst characteristics of MSM which is responsible for hoodwinking the people.

I doubt there is anything I could write which could "convince you".

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 23:00 | 2826814 prole
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Look at the down arrows you are getting fool and check yourself.

Troll school lesson 1-- "Ingratiate yourself with the stupid sheeple you wish to fool,  tell them you agree with them insist you think Obomba is a tool! Then accuse them of some treachery against their own principles: Sow massive confusion in their simple hearts!"

Cass fire this idiot.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:32 | 2825448 Bay of Pigs
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ZH isnt promoting anybody and never has. 

What the fuck are you talking about?


Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:39 | 2825466 Dr. Engali
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Yeah you qualified yourself as a non-troll by calling  him an arsehole...that certainly settles it. Zero Hedge is part of the solution by illuminating the corruption in the system. Something the press forgot was their duty. Now go back to the daily koz.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:45 | 2825483 gojam
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............and Romney isn't part of the corrupt system ?

"Roll up! Roll up ! And choose your prefered delusion........."

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 16:08 | 2825502 Dr. Engali
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You've been a member long enough to know the Tyler's are equal opportunity truth tellers. ... Listen... You hear that?.... It's farcebook calling your name. So why don't you write on the back of your hand why you pledge your allegiance to Obama... Place it over your heart and head over there and post your picture?

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:40 | 2825475 Hippocratic Oaf
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Don't think Tyler would have reported on corzine or obama 'cept for the fact that they are BOTH on a billboard together.

Understand the's fucking hilarious

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:49 | 2825513 gojam
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Camden is a fucking wreck, people's lives are in ruin, it is a sore which will fester and infect the body politic.

It didn't take 4 years for that to happen, or 12 years.

Fucking hilarious............

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:59 | 2825550 Bay of Pigs
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Are you dense or what?

The fucking point is the irony of Obama and Corzine in the billboard picture.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 16:10 | 2825589 gojam
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I'm probably 'what?' rather than 'dense'.


Mon, 09/24/2012 - 23:04 | 2826826 prole
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Dude nothing  you said is "fvcking hillaryous" more like "fvcking idiotic" and your strawman tarbaby act is pitiful. You have fooled NOT ONE SINGLE SHEEPLE on this site.

Cass please remove this operative from the program he's damn boring.

Total customer non-satisfaction.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 16:08 | 2825584 Hippocratic Oaf
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Lighten-up gojam, take a pill.

Tyler, this is business and this man is taking it very, very personal.

But if you live in camden or have to look at the shit-hole from philly, I can understand your vent

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 16:19 | 2825625 gojam
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Pill taken.................. relax...........................and..........................................breath.

Thanks HO .


Mon, 09/24/2012 - 16:56 | 2825751 icanhasbailout
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I'm sure many people here would be happy to precipitate in your solution.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:29 | 2825441 NotApplicable
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Hallucinate often?

It really doesn't take much effort to understand that this has nothing to do with Mittens or the election, but rather, is about Camden and this advertisement for its saviors. See, this  mix of outcomes is incongruous, and therefore FUNNY (well it was before you went all stupid in the thread, seeing things that don't exist)

Go be a tard somewhere else. The only cheap shots around here seem to be coming from you.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:39 | 2825472 gojam
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It is a shame that you can't accept an alternative view without being insulting.

You obviously feel passionate about it.....................

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:50 | 2825519 XitSam
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Insulting? You seem to have forgotten this is Fight Club.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:13 | 2825364 LongSoupLine
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That billboard pic NEEDS to go viral!!

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:45 | 2825496 Hippocratic Oaf
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+1 taint

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:50 | 2825522 Milton Waddams
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"Financial crimes?  Look, whatdoyouwantmetodo?!?  The guy standing behind me has his thumb up my ass.  Yeah, his thumb.  Up.  My.  Ass.  Just like this..."

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 16:30 | 2825657 Thecomingcollapse
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+1000 Laughing my ass off... nearly spit water!

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 16:53 | 2825737 knukles
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I snorted a booger out my nose!

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 16:47 | 2825723 tenpanhandle
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"That billboard pic NEEDS to go viral!!"...unfortunately the results of their combined crookedness already has.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:14 | 2825368 Farside
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Who wants to start a tech company and make gazillions?

All you need to do is write a robot that goes around Streetview and removes politically embarrasing evidence like this.

Once the robot finds it, you can then auction the Remove / Do Not Remove action off to the highest bidder :-)

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:15 | 2825372 kevinearick
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Meanwhile, in an air conditioned ivory tower located in princeton...

more stimulus, more stimulus...

i'm giving you all she's got captain, benny tells shumer...

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 16:03 | 2825561 ironsky
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I'm sure all those folks in Princeton been meanin to get down to Camden to show their support. 

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:15 | 2825375 Scalaris
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Ironically, a taxed crack cocaine depo would provide the best solution for reinvigoration, of the dismal local economy.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:15 | 2825377 Yen Cross
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LMAO Tyler! That was a good one ;-) "Hope and Disdain" Should be Otools new campaign slogan.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:20 | 2825380 yogibear
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The Commander and Thief.

Corzine soon to be assigned Treasury Secretary, He'll make whatever money is left disappear.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:17 | 2825390 ZeroPoint
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Somali pirates ain't got nothing on Camden!



Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:24 | 2825410 NoTTD
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And they have kept Camden going - right down the toilet.



Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:31 | 2825428 debtor of last ...
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Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:29 | 2825432 Yen Cross
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 Someone needs to put a "Windmill" on the roof of that building, to light that sign up at night!

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 16:05 | 2825567 ironsky
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Way too much copper to survive the night.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:34 | 2825452 Gamma735
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MDB is the trolls troller.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:42 | 2825482 MillionDollarBogus_
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MDB is a troll that never quits.......

The more down votes, the more it comes back....

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:34 | 2825455 mrdenis
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If I were to guess I would say a major portion of the 47% live in Camden ......

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:35 | 2825457 kito
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really, the people of camden are not doing so poorly.......they get temporary housing assistance, mcdonalds that accepts food cards, medicaid, free cell phones, and most have cable, internet, flat screen tvs, etc..............................however, you dont want to be anywhere near this city when welfare breaks down....then you will see what a hellish city looks like......................

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:51 | 2825524 docj
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you dont want to be anywhere near this city when welfare breaks down

Indeed - the phrase "killing field" comes to mind. But I wouldn't limit it to this future hellmouth, though.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 23:09 | 2826836 prole
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I think Camden (and Ironically Richmond VA) already qualifies as "third world killing field" by murder rate,  somewhere between South Africa and Mexico. And this is with the lights "on"

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 16:19 | 2825627 Hippocratic Oaf
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true kito

many of the largest cities of states are facing this hell.

I could tellyou why, but I think ZH readers know

camden, detroit, sacramento........boom!

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:35 | 2825458 Aegelis
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'Change' the sign to "Keep going" and 'hope' you can make it through Camden.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:39 | 2825470 Seasmoke
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Dont worry Camden we have Christies NJ Comeback to clean up the mess left by Corzine and Obama. /sarc !!!!

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:40 | 2825473 Zola
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Well thats a nice picture of :

- The Commander in Thief

- The Former Governor of New Bribsey

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:44 | 2825489 willien1derland
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Camden may have a high crime rate & it may not have a police force however I would wager that Corzine STOLE more money via the MF Global swindle than many multiples of all of the property stolen in & around Camden since its incorporation...If you want Corzine to headquarter his hedge fund in Camden simply indicate that all Camden tax receipts will be deposited into customer segregation, governed by SEC rule 15c3-3-1 & require a firm to provide fiduciary services...I am Mary Shapiro & I approve this message... 

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:44 | 2825491 robertocarlos
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When welfare breaks down then the good citizens fo Comden will be forced to find a job. It will be better for them in the long run too.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:53 | 2825530 walküre
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How was lunch at the country club today?

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 16:58 | 2825756 knukles
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Oh, Gov. Christie put it on his expense account........

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 16:12 | 2825598 youngman
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I see lots of jobe repair..lawn name it..thousands of jobs just fixing up your won hellhole...but is so much easier to live off of other people..and to smoke crack..

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 16:54 | 2825744 Tango in the Blight
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Is there anyone still left there who is able to pay for those jobs you mentioned?

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 16:24 | 2825639 thomasincincy
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I would be willing to bet that we will see strip joints, glory holes and peep shows on Times Square before this is over with...

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 16:56 | 2825748 Tango in the Blight
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A return to the '70s it is then.

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