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You Know You Are A Conspiracy Theorist If...

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Submitted by Mike Krieger of Liberty Blitzkrieg blog,

  • You are capable of critical thinking.
  • You distrust mainstream media.
  • You like nature.
  • You think it’s a good idea to spend the Friday after Thanksgiving with your family rather than camping outside Best Buy to get a cheap plasma television made in China.
  • You think it’s a little strange that WTC building 7 came down at free fall speed on 9/11 yet it was never hit by a plane.
  • You think that drones in America might not be for Al Qaeda.
  • You would like to be able to get on a plane without having to engage in a mandatory radiation bath and digital strip search.
  • You have read a book in the past year.
  • You think you have the right to protest.
  • You think the War on Terror is a scam.
  • You think the War on Drugs is a scam.
  • You think the anger directed at America from the Middle East could possibly be related to our foreign policy rather than hating how amazingly free we are.
  • You think the Republicans and Democrats are exactly the same on the important issues affecting our country.
  • You think believing in The Constitution does not constitute a terrorist act.
  • You have heard of the Bill of Rights and can even name what some of them are.
  • You question whether the government loves you.
  • You think the right to bear arms is not for hunting, rather so citizens can fight back should the government become a bunch of tyrannical thugs.
  • You don’t own a television, and if you do, all you watch is RT, especially the Keiser Report and Capital Account.
  • You don’t think the NDAA is the name of Kesha’s latest single.
  • You think rich, powerful and connected people should be subject to the rule of law and go to jail if they commit crimes. Even if they are bankers and work at JP Morgan or Goldman Sachs.
  • You think corporations aren’t people.
  • You think Warren Buffet is a phony and a crony capitalist.
  • You don’t care that Warren Buffet likes cherry coke, hamburgers and ice cream.  He’s still a bad guy.
  • You know that gold was made illegal by FDR in 1933 and confiscated from the American people.  You know that gold bullion remained illegal for Americans to own until 1975.
  • You think politicians that push for war should be sent to fight on the front lines.  If they are unable, their children should go.
  • You want your food to be labeled GMO so that you can make your own decisions on what you are consuming.
  • You grow your own food.
  • You buy raw milk.
  • You think food and energy should be included in inflation calculations.
  • You are aware that the Department of Homeland Security has purchased 1.2 billion rounds of ammo in the past year.
  • You question whether said ammo purchases are in anticipation of a Normandy beach style landing by Al Qaeda.
  • You think allowing a small group of unelected people (The Federal Reserve) to print unlimited amounts of money and distribute it as they please might not be a good idea.

If you answered yes to more than five of the 32 questions above, you might be a conspiracy theorist.

You also may be on the government’s terror watch list.

Be very alarmed and report it to the authorities immediately should you discover your neighbors engaged in such uncivilized thought. 


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Mon, 09/24/2012 - 17:08 | 2825778 Mongo
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Oh please add ... "You read Zero Hedge on a daily basis"

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 17:13 | 2825797 Ruffcut
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I thought Einstein said question everything. Man am I a dumbass.

I accept my programming. Porn please and hurry the fuck up.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 17:20 | 2825826 Sudden Debt
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you should never have to ask for it and have the good movies in a secret folder ready at all times.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 17:24 | 2825843 camaro68ss
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I just stoped reading after the first five were "yes".  NDAA camp for me i guess

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 17:43 | 2825871 Pladizow
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You are a Con Theo if you think his should be done in America:

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 17:49 | 2825926 tip e. canoe
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now that's funny.    jolly good fellow will be remembering that award on his deathbed.

never underestimate the power of a good mindfuck.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 18:10 | 2825980 AldousHuxley
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NSA and CIA already got all of you on their 'watch list'


"social networking" makes your conversations, expressions, thoughts public and easy to monitor.



Mon, 09/24/2012 - 18:20 | 2826008 FEDbuster
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Missed one, the raw milk question.  Damn almost an A+

See you all you West Coasters in a Region 9 FEMA camp, just throw a ZH gang sign at me.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 18:36 | 2826037 NidStyles
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........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...')
..........''...\.......... _.·´


That one?

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 18:57 | 2826145 AldousHuxley
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missing the giant gold ring on that middle finger

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 19:19 | 2826213 Muppet of the U...
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& HEY, you, you fuckin noob...

it's 1.6 billion rounds including armor piercing rounds, sniper rounds, and many, many many many holopoint rounds.  LOL LET THE FUN TIMES BEGIN!  WOOT

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 21:21 | 2826586 Vampyroteuthis ...
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At least half of those items were nothing more than common sense. Any one with a brain could figure it out.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 21:29 | 2826607 HoofHearted
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Holy shit. I never realized ZeroHedge was filled with conspiracy theorists. I'd better alert Obama right away.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 21:35 | 2826619 Spirit Of Truth
Tue, 09/25/2012 - 00:55 | 2826983 TruthInSunshine
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I call dibs on the future name "Not Sure"!



p.s. - Secret code phrase for Zero Hedge membership in the future will be "I lost all my [insert type of PM/firearm here] in a series of tragic boating accidents over the years."

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 21:35 | 2826622 Surly Bear
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If you answered yes to five or more questions then you ***are*** on the government’s terror watch list.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 22:53 | 2826802 dreadnaught
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uh....I think Romney would be MUCH more interested

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 00:02 | 2826933 aint no fortuna...
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I'm gonna alert Tyler - I'm sure he'd NEVER allow conspiracy theories to be spread on this site

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 03:11 | 2827024 TruthInSunshine
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Never give up hope, bitchez. I'm setting The Bernank & Timmay up with evidence I'm collecting and my sources in the media (who I've also set up) are going to hang them high.

When you get out on parole, promise me you'll look for a container I buried near 8 Mile Road at the end of an empty Mad Dog 20/20 bottle strewn alley.

You remember the name of the town, don't you?

Barter Town, bitchez.


There's a Stellar Wind blowing over Gitmo.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 03:01 | 2827067 BigInJapan
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It's to repel Canadian invaders.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 09:55 | 2827639 unrulian
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trust me...we won't be going anywhere near USA...good luck boys

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 05:04 | 2827141 Redhotfill
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I know where to go when i run out of ammo!

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 18:58 | 2826156 FEDbuster
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No, that one is for the guards.  We have to come up with a Z and H made with our fingers, or at least a Tyler Durden tatoo.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 19:57 | 2826354 centerline
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I got made fun of pretty bad over a year ago for that suggestion!  I still like it though!  The 0H logo is actually pretty cool.  Would make a nice tat.



Mon, 09/24/2012 - 22:55 | 2826806 Nikao7
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That one has my vote....brilliant(In my Guinness voice)

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 04:30 | 2827121 trebuchet
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haha the sign to watch for when we've all be "removed from society for our safety and the safety of capitalism"



Tue, 09/25/2012 - 08:44 | 2827399 dogbreath
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what is that fish........... a salmon headed walleye carp??     

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 16:22 | 2829363 FEDbuster
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Takes "smells and tastes like fish" to a whole new level.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 09:01 | 2827458 kaiserhoff
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Now that's a little sick..., and fucking hilarious.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 05:06 | 2827142 Redhotfill
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Sorry no needles for me, nor ink, I already have enough toxins in me thanks, besides some trendy tard would copy it anyway.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 07:13 | 2827209 Papasmurf
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Digital communications.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 18:36 | 2826042 NotApplicable
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My only other "No" was watching Max Keiser. He outed himself as a disinfo agent (Intentional? TBD) with his ignorant attack on Mises, as well as his subsequent ad hominem attacks on Tom Woods.


Mon, 09/24/2012 - 18:38 | 2826049 NidStyles
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The guy is a known Socialist, that's why I laughed when someone first tried telling me that I should listen to him. Trust no one that speaks of Social Justice over Individual Liberty, because they do not value your freedom.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 18:43 | 2826075 john39
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Max is a mixed bag... one obvious issue... his harping on global warming...  that is a big red flag.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 19:01 | 2826163 NidStyles
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Nope, he's a dyed in wool Socialist. There's nothing that comes out his mouth that isn't either BS or is in his interest. The only time he supports Silver is when he's got a lot of it and want's to sell it. I've actually dealt with the guy, and knew him personally before he became "famous". He's a POS of the truest breed.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 22:15 | 2826699 Fiscal.Enema
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How bout Stacy Herbert? Any insight? Seems like an abusive relationship. She's like a commie Anti-Semite with a drug addiction.
Perfect for Max.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 22:50 | 2826787 CompassionateFascist
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Keiser's Crazy Jew act, with all the yelling and arm waving, is highly amusing....and Stacy, tho a Jewess, is major eye candy.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 19:02 | 2826165 FEDbuster
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He has good guests on his show, and yes, he is a mixed bag of twisted thinking. 

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 19:05 | 2826175 surf0766
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I have thought for some time he was a socialist. Every time I mentioned it on here the nuts come out of the woodwork.

So is AJ also a socialist?

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 19:14 | 2826205 The Gooch
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Um, what "network" was that again?

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 20:16 | 2826402 Pinch
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Max is a mixed bag... one obvious issue... his harping on global warming...  that is a big red flag.

Interesting that you have no shame in displaying your complete ignorance of science here. And I see quite a few others agree with you.



Rush Limbaugh in his own words: I'M A NAZI, OH YES I AM!

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 20:34 | 2826466 DeadFred
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Including some of us scientists.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 21:42 | 2826641 IndicaTive
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Tue, 09/25/2012 - 06:13 | 2827179 stacking12321
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in what way does he "harp" on global warming? i haven't watched much max keiser as i can only take him in small doses, so maybe you can tell me.

you mean he harps in the sense that he decries the pollution that causes it? because that would be a reasonable thing to do.

or he harps in the sense that he pretends it doesn't really exist and that global warming is just a vast conspiracy? just like flat earthers, or people who think that evolution is a myth, because someone told them that it says so in the bible.


Mon, 09/24/2012 - 18:59 | 2826160 Cathartes Aura
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hmmmm, I was going for a perfect score there, including my own list below, because I read,

You don’t own a television, and if you do, all you watch is RT, especially the Keiser Report and Capital Account.

and since I don't own or watch a telly-vision, I didn't need to read past the "if you do" - which are basically excuses for watching the box, and imply that somehow there is whole truth(s) in any of the listed program(ming).


Tue, 09/25/2012 - 05:43 | 2827161 spentCartridge
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Max is broadcast on the lying machine (teevee).


That is all.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 23:29 | 2826877 dogbreath
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you are on to somthing there

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 01:17 | 2827007 dbomb12
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Another is if you think that adding fluoride to the water supply is a detriment to your health

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 18:57 | 2826148 A Nanny Moose
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If "they" hate us because of our could "they" possibly still hate us?

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 19:41 | 2826303 TwoShortPlanks
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An eye for an eye pay back is why.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 21:20 | 2826584 Yardfarmer
Mon, 09/24/2012 - 21:21 | 2826587 DavidC
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Hello NSA, hello CIA,


Mon, 09/24/2012 - 21:33 | 2826615 nmewn
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Mmm, yes...that little building out in Utah should be up and running by was scheduled for a September turn up if I recall...I said anthrax just to give em a little something to the subject line in email's ;-)

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 00:40 | 2826980 infinity8
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No, apparently we're back to SARS this year:

Don't forget your zinc, bitchez!

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 02:04 | 2827037 Cathartes Aura
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aah, fuck - been waiting to find this sociopath's name once again linked to "flu" - from your link:

Zaki then had his sample verified by a leading coronavirus researcher, Dr. Ron Fouchier at Erasmus University Medical Centre in Rotterdam, the Netherlands, according to his posting on the website for ProMed, the Program for Monitoring Emerging Diseases, on September 15.

Researchers in the UK also isolated the virus in the patient from Qatar and sent them to the Netherlands as well.  Fouchier studied the genetic makeup of both and found them to be 99.5% identical.

and from the Guardian, 28 March 2012,

One Monday morning in September last year, Ron Fouchier, a virologist at the Erasmus medical centre in Rotterdam, stood at the Intercontinental hotel in Malta and told an audience of scientists how he created one of the world's most dangerous viruses.

In a secure laboratory built to contain harmful pathogens, Fouchier took the H5N1 bird flu virus and mutated it, through some worryingly simple steps, into an airborne strain that spread swiftly among ferrets in neighbouring cages. At first glance, the work might seem bad news for ferrets and little more. But the animals are the best mimic we have for how the virus could infect people, for example, through coughs and sneezes.

when this story broke late 2011, an article (can't find it now) noted that Fouchier was a specialist in HIV research. . . he had a wiki page, also gone. . .but here,

Ron Fouchier received a PhD in Medicine from the University of Amsterdam in 1995, for his studies on molecular determinants of HIV-1 phenotype variability at the Department of Clinical Viro-immunology, Sanquin Research. He was a post-doctoral fellow at the Howard Hughes Medical Institute, University of Pennsylvania School of Medicine in Philadelphia, from 1995-1998, where he studied the function of the HIV-1 Vif protein, and nuclear transport of HIV-1 pre-integration complexes. He subsequently joined the Department of Virology at Erasmus MC to start a new group studying the molecular biology of respiratory viruses, in particular influenza A virus.

conspiracy theory, hmmm?


Mon, 09/24/2012 - 22:17 | 2826713 tip e. canoe
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note to aldous : don't forget to look in the mirror when you say "you".


Mon, 09/24/2012 - 17:55 | 2825943 Andrew Jackson ...
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You will all be re-programmed in the death camp of tolerance

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 19:59 | 2826355 centerline
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Do they have cable TV?

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 07:22 | 2827219 Papasmurf
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Yes, but it only has CNBC.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 22:39 | 2826767 Liquid Courage
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"trespassing scum"


Jolly good show there, scum. Well done, I say.

NWO math: Not fooled = scum


Left off the list: If you know how to spell "Keynesian" ... you're on the other list ... unless you are one.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 08:56 | 2827436 dogbreath
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"tresspassing scum" should be the newest avatar here at ZH

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 17:38 | 2825893 Keyser
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You could have stopped after number 1. Critical thinking is no longer PC as you tend to question everything. Not what the powers that be wants. The only recourse is to move offshore and use multiple proxies to keep the boogieman from tracking you down. 


Mon, 09/24/2012 - 18:13 | 2825974 poor fella
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Essentially, if you even started reading this article.... consider yourself 'marked'.

I only hope it's easy to tell y'all apart when it's considered 'a good thing'..     

Git 'ur ZH shirts people!

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 02:49 | 2827062 TruthInSunshine
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"If you see something, say something."


That's soooooooooooo Orwellian sounding.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 17:59 | 2825948 mick68
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Damn, I'm screwed.  :(

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 19:19 | 2826221 General Decline
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I'm only at 25. Need to try harder....

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 21:02 | 2826541 Clueless Economist
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likewise 25/32 here

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 20:03 | 2826366 neidermeyer
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Is 28 "yes's" out of 32 bad? See you in the NDAA camps, I'll be the one chained to the third washing machine from the left in the laundry. 

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 20:10 | 2826386 jimmytorpedo
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am i allowed to bring my cows to the fema camp so i can still drink raw milk?


Mon, 09/24/2012 - 20:20 | 2826412 NoClueSneaker
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Shit! I sucked it all ... 7 x Gitmo for life .... Feel guilty. Should I pray to Mekka or to Temple of James Dobson in Colorado ?

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 23:58 | 2826925 Alfred E. Newman
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I got 24, so I'll just turn off my computer and go outside and wait for them to come.  



Mon, 09/24/2012 - 18:39 | 2826059 suteibu
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Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it. Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many. Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books. Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders. Do not believe in traditions because they have been handed down for many generations. But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it.
Kalama Sutta.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 21:07 | 2826549 monkeyboy
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What's a critical thinking?!?


And reading a book well thats for ummm, those are, other peoples....




If Dancing with the Stars was a book....

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 22:15 | 2826709 impermanence
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That was the historical Buddha who said that 2500 years ago!!

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 00:54 | 2826988 dbomb12
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"Ignorance is preferable to error, and he is less remote from the truth who believes nothing than he who believes what is wrong." -Thomas Jefferson (Notes on Virginia, 1782)

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 17:13 | 2825799 redpill
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And add... "It occurs to you that RT may be as much of a parrot for Russian government propaganda as domestic news agencies are for US government propaganda"


Mon, 09/24/2012 - 17:18 | 2825819 john39
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i noticed something odd recently about RT...  it has been posting quite a few stories putting 'pussy riot' in a positive light.  anyone with a brain can see that pussy riot is NWO/hitlary clinton psy-op meant to destabalize the Putin government... so not so sure that you an peg RT as solidly behind the Russian government.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 17:23 | 2825835 francis_sawyer
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He missed the most obvious...


You Know You Are A Conspiracy Theorist If...

You're goyim...


Mon, 09/24/2012 - 18:54 | 2825960 Cult_of_Reason
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Well, whaddya expect? They're goyim. 

BTW, are there any goyim FOMC members or any goy who is not a TBTF Wall Street bank CEO?

Just curious, I cannot think of any goy in that group.

Even the one who used to do the dirty work of injecting daily QE3 rumors between 3-4 pm is not goy.

Update: Goyims are 98% of US population, but only ~20% of FOMC members are goyims. Looks like the FOMC needs an affirmative action so it represents US population and not Wall Street bank CEOs.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 18:54 | 2826129 whstlblwr
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Good how you always redirect to the Jews. Fucking obvious.

I can redirect too.

"Who are the culprits behind all this?

The bosses. The corporate elite. The heads of the state's most powerful and well-connected coal-mining company. Revealed here as a cabal of seemingly unscrupulous, bottomlessly greed-crazed creeps who have been systematically tearing up the land, breaking laws and polluting the environment for decades, but are protected by their money and power and by the many politicians -- up to and including the president and vice president of the United States -- whom they've bought and paid for.

Who will fight them? Who can fight them?

The Last Mountain is about something happening right now, in Coal River Valley: the ravaging of the land and the brutalization of its people by unabashed, unchecked corporate and political greed.t's an account of the battle between the residents of Coal River Valley (and their champions), and a company called Massey Energy -- the biggest coal-mining operation in West Virginia, and the third biggest, revenue-wise, in the country.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 18:56 | 2826140 Cult_of_Reason
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Those goyim will send troops to the Middle East and fight a war for us.

 Do what I say, not what I do, you goyim! Jews don't eat pork, goyim eat pork.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 20:12 | 2826391 jimmytorpedo
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Who doesn't love bacon?

Bad guys, that's who.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 00:03 | 2826930 whstlblwr
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"the ravaging of the land and the brutalization of its people by unabashed, unchecked corporate and political greed.t's an account of the battle between the residents of Coal River Valley (and their champions), and a company called Massey Energy"

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 19:56 | 2826252 Cult_of_Reason
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I have absolutely nothing against the Jews (the majority of Jews are honest and wonderful people), but it is hard to dismiss these facts (I would have the same concerns about Cosa Nostra infiltrating our goverment: if 80% of FOMC members were Italians, 90% of Wall Street bank CEOs were Italians, and 3/4 FOMC chairmen were Italians, and FOMC policies were heavily rewarding Wall Street banks):

Jews are only 2.1% of US population. But 80% of FOMC members are Jews, and 90% of TBTF Wall Street bank CEOs are Jews. 3/4 of last FOMC chairmen were/are Jews and all 3 implemented disastrous for the country policies (but extremely lucrative for Wall Street banks).

Arthur Burns (Jew), disastrous money printing policies that culminated in 15% hyperinflation, stagflation and severe 11% unemployment recession.

Paul Volker (goy), cleaned up the Arthur Burns mess, Wall Street banks feared him

Alan Greenspan (Jew), bubble blowing economics, The Great Depression II

Ben Bernanke (Jew), continuation of Greenspan policies, Arthur Burns-like money printing insanity, to be continued


Mon, 09/24/2012 - 20:01 | 2826359 whstlblwr
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We've already discussed this ad infinitum on ZH. You keep bringing it up for diversions from your CIA manual. Why are so many blacks in sports or women in catering?

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 23:03 | 2826819 CompassionateFascist
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For the same reason so many Jews are involved in banking, financialization, debt-manipulation, usery, and ponzi-scheming: they're good at it.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 23:59 | 2826926 whstlblwr
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A simple-minded answer from a simple-minded idiot. The answer is what work the rulers allow.

What happened to your ugly albino girlfriend? Pig.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 00:40 | 2826977 Nikao7
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P.S. Why don't you do something useful with your whistle like shove it up your ass

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 02:33 | 2827050 Ar-Pharazôn
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are you jew?


in addition, dont you have any valid argument? so SHUT UP

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 01:03 | 2826997 dbomb12
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Just ask Bernie, Madoff with 50 billion from supposedly smart investors or the Junk bond king himself Micheal milken who now has his own globaliist think tank. Like you said they are good at it that is one of the reasons the Nazis hated them

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 00:37 | 2826976 Nikao7
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Nice redirect to bread and circus...FAIL

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 00:00 | 2826929 Cosimo de Medici
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It's hard to dismiss the fact that they're all men.  Some argue that even Tim Geithner is a man.

As for the "90% of TBTF Wall Street bank CEOs", where do Vikram Pandit, Jim Gorman, Brian Moynihan, Brady Dugan and Jamie Dimon fit?

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 01:07 | 2827001 dbomb12
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Right in with John the slime corzine. maybe they are starting new hedgefund

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 08:13 | 2827300 CompassionateFascist
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Gorman and Dimon fit very nicely indeed. 

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 08:50 | 2827419 Cosimo de Medici
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One a Roman Catholic graduate of Xavier College, the other Greek Orthodox. Oh, you meant they're both men!  Silly me.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 19:20 | 2826223 Dr. Acula
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>Looks like the FOMC needs an affirmative action

Do you really want to join in on their criminal, beastly, and atavistic behavior?


Mon, 09/24/2012 - 19:38 | 2826286 Cult_of_Reason
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No, I was just poking fun at hypocritical policies of the democrats (and the majority of Jews are happened to be the democrats).

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 19:56 | 2826350 whstlblwr
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I know the Jews control the world. They are so powerful. Wait, I think I mean the oil CEO's who are 99% Christian and take us into wars for their profit.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 20:32 | 2826399 Cult_of_Reason
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Sorry to inform you, but contrarily to the liberal media propaganda, Iraq war was not over oil. It was because of Israel.

Remember those Iraq scuds bombing raids killing Jews and terrorizing Israel? Why do you think Israeli Intelligence told us Iraq had WMDs?

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 22:26 | 2826731 Mactheknife
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Close but no cigar...the Iraq war II was for one reason...Saddam told the world that he was no longer going to accept DOLLARS for their oil which is unacceptable to the world banking cartel.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 00:03 | 2826934 Money Squid
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"Close but no cigar...the Iraq war II was for one reason...Saddam told the world that he was no longer going to accept DOLLARS for their oil which is unacceptable to the world banking cartel."

When Nixon closed the gold window he needed someting else to back the dollar, but oil was too cheaply priced. The "oil shortage" drove the price up, american dollars flowed into KSA, KSA bought treasuries directly from the US Fed in NY. The Saudi dollar deposits were vast and loaned to American companies and less than market rates to ensure American business development and global expansion. In turn the KSA got interest on their deposits, but paid a tax, inflation. Saddan was so pissed at the US for duping him into invading Kuwait, then destroying his army and making him look bad that he decided to play his ace, selling oil in other currencies to break the foundation of the petrodollar. Petrodollar warefar is underway. Who else is foolish enough to try something like this? Iran - they threatened to open then opened the Irandian Oil Bourse pricing oil in various currencies. This is Iran's crime. It has nothing to do with Israel or WMDs.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 08:19 | 2827316 CompassionateFascist
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No, it's both vectors. The dominant/parasite Israel half of Isramerica wants Iran taken down for its own State reasons. The subordinate/host American half is indeed about the petrodollar, w/o which the Ponziconomy will collapse. 

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 00:42 | 2826981 Nikao7
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No Israeli  made crisis will go to waste by the rest of the criminal greed class.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 17:29 | 2825862 fonestar
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I've wondered about this myself, I think they just bring up PR now and then to show themselves as not being uncritical of the Putin government altogether.  If RT is propaganda it is pure genius in its simplicity, just let 'em have the truth!

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 21:28 | 2826598 Killer the Buzzard
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Wait.... Pussy Riot is against President Puta?

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 18:16 | 2825996 nmewn
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"It occurs to you that RT may be as much of a parrot for Russian government propaganda as domestic news agencies are for US government propaganda"

lol...well, we know at least fourteen readers missed the critical thinking component of the test ;-)

Plus one RP.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 00:04 | 2826935 Cosimo de Medici
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If anybody thinks RT is any more "free and fair" than Fox or MSNBC, then he is just somebody's butt man.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 17:14 | 2825805 Truther
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I second that....

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 18:38 | 2826050 evolutionx
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Did JPMorgan Host a Secret Meeting on Libor, With 7 Members of the NY Fed


JPMorgan Chase, the Wall Street mega bank now under criminal probes for losing billions of FDIC insured deposits in risky derivative trades, for years has been one of the dinner hosts of an unseemly industry trade and lobby group established by none other than the Federal Reserve Bank of New York, its own regulator.


Mon, 09/24/2012 - 17:18 | 2825822 icanhasbailout
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who told you?

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 18:00 | 2825952 knukles
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you didn't think that yourself....


Mon, 09/24/2012 - 18:18 | 2826000 nmewn
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...someone thought that for you.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 20:03 | 2826368 nmewn
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Meanwhile, over in "professor" Krugmans economics class at Princeton, he's just phoning it in now ;-)

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 17:42 | 2825901 vast-dom
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-- if you do not consume soda

-- do not eat twizzlers

-- use non-toxic products

-- do not eat processed shit

-- deem Krugman a moron 

-- refuse to vote for either party

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 17:52 | 2825935 SilverDOG
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vast-dom,                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               --  If you stack any form of precious metals.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 17:53 | 2825938 vast-dom
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stacked as suppositories, and still they broke down the door and probed most painfully before they confiscated it all.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 18:21 | 2826009 toothpicker
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--- own a boat

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 18:54 | 2826132 A Nanny Moose
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double points if you own a boat which sits at the bottom of any body of water.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 18:01 | 2825954 knukles
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Krugman is not a people

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 20:31 | 2826452 NoClueSneaker
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But wait... he didn't build it alone ...

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 18:13 | 2825988 californiagirl
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I'd give you a 10+ if I could just for the Krugman comment.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 18:30 | 2826024 Cathartes Aura
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~~ you don't consume soda, & twizzlers because you understand the toxicity of High Fructose Corn Syrup

~~ you understand why over 70% of supermarket products contain GMO soy & corn derivatives

~~ you can read the small print on ingredient labels, and don't buy ANYthing with a list longer than 10



~~ you're prepared to define your usage of language when asked to

~~ you are aware of what's happening in the skies above you, and why

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 18:32 | 2826029 vast-dom
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thank you. garbage in/garbage out

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 19:03 | 2826171 Cathartes Aura
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in agreement.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 19:18 | 2826214 Totentänzerlied
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"~~ you are aware of what's happening in the skies above you, and why"

Planetary alignment?

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 20:50 | 2826512 nmewn
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You gotta get on board with the tinfoil weirdness factor...they're spraying us (AND THEM) with something in commercial jet fuel...aluminum and what not.

Now why they would poison themselves and their children is beyond me...but hey, roll with it ;-)

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 00:48 | 2826986 Nikao7
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Now why they would poison themselves and their children is beyond me...but hey, roll with it ;-)


Everything they do is beyond me.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 22:12 | 2826694 Cathartes Aura
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well, given that the planets align daily in some fashion, and always have, sure, I'll agree with that.  in fact, I'll add that there is a pretty potent line-up at this weekend's full moon. . .

if you're at all interested in what's happening "in the skies" of most NATO countries daily, then you'll no doubt use your internets to find some answers. . .

here's a random link to get you started,

there are, of course, hundreds and more, of all flavours, just like any good "conspiracy theory" issue - dis-info, distraction, observations, stats & some truths even - but of course, you'll be the decider of which is which.

best wishes.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 23:03 | 2826823 outofhere
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You may enjoy this...

Chemtrails They Live, We Sleep - YouTube

My best wishes to you also.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 01:17 | 2827003 Cathartes Aura
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aye, that vid had some hilarious pairings in the planes. . . it's good to see the subject getting a wider audience, hopefully peeps will be encouraged to look into more of the stuffs featured symbolically in the video.

take care.


oh, & anyone looking to mitigate the accumulative effects, zeolite appears to be the most comprehensive chelating agent available so far. (no need for fancy products, just get the clay, 1 tsp. day in glass of water, over a few months for deeper clearing)

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 00:05 | 2826936 Oh regional Indian
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CA, good updates on matters thus are few and betwqeen Far ;-)

Hope you're well.


Tue, 09/25/2012 - 00:57 | 2826991 Cathartes Aura
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just dropping a few hints here, as not so many are interested in what they're not already interested in, heh.

no doubt you are aware of the cardinal nature of planetary aspects incoming. . . pluto in capricorn squaring a full moon is bound to have some re-percussions, somewhere. . . and when we factor in the uranian nature of this particular moon, well, expect the unexpected, yes.

US Sibly chart shows venus, jupiter close, sun wide - all in cancer, so wide cardinal grand square. . . archetypes (we love those, ha!) of money/values, expansion/beliefs, and self-identity. . . not very hard to see correlations, hmmm.

sending peace-full echoes back to you. . . sliding into the last quarter now. . .

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 05:00 | 2827139 Oh regional Indian
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:-) Good to read CA talk.

Drop me a line when called?

It's been a heck of a year, eh?


Mon, 09/24/2012 - 23:08 | 2826822 DaveyJones
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you eat out of your garden

you think a leaf of spinach holds more value than a dollar bill

you think the only company more evil than Goldman is Monsanto 

you'd call bankers dirt bags if it wasn't such a compliment

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 22:23 | 2826722 HardAssets
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- - and, at the mention of these items on the list . . . you don't have a completely blank look of incomprehension on your face, as would 90% of Americans

- - you actually read the items on the list without going into a fit of (bogus) 'ADHD' which is nothing more than the result of years of public 'education' and television

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 17:48 | 2825921 THECOMINGDEPRESSION

i tasered myself, took a bus to the cop shop, turned in my books, and resigned to the fact that I will spend the rest of my life in a prison ship in the middle of the ocean as the radiated water laps at the stern.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 17:52 | 2825930 vast-dom
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but you did not turn in your iGadgets for which you shall be waterboarded, then put into solitary. (the guard found the gold in your cavity, but that went unreported.)

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 18:09 | 2825970 Keyser
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You could escape to Argentina. Hey, it worked for the Nazis. 


Mon, 09/24/2012 - 19:14 | 2826202 john39
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more like in the US, including the biowarfare lab at plum island, working for uncle sam... operation paper clip.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 20:27 | 2826433 whoopsing
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And BNL , before it was BNL

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 20:28 | 2826436 whoopsing
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And BNL , before it was BNL

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 18:22 | 2826011 RmcAZ
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Correction on this one:

"You think politicians that push for war should be sent to fight on the front lines.  If they are unable, they should go anyway."

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 18:47 | 2826091 NidStyles
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Sure, if they are paying for it...

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 05:36 | 2827155 Bro of the Sorr...
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or if you understand the meaning of one or any of the following acronyms:



Mon, 09/24/2012 - 17:11 | 2825780 Robot Traders Mom
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Lauren Lyster is much more attractive than Max Kaiser, but I am definitely loyal to RT...


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