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Submitted by Mike Krieger of Liberty Blitzkrieg blog,

  • You are capable of critical thinking.
  • You distrust mainstream media.
  • You like nature.
  • You think it’s a good idea to spend the Friday after Thanksgiving with your family rather than camping outside Best Buy to get a cheap plasma television made in China.
  • You think it’s a little strange that WTC building 7 came down at free fall speed on 9/11 yet it was never hit by a plane.
  • You think that drones in America might not be for Al Qaeda.
  • You would like to be able to get on a plane without having to engage in a mandatory radiation bath and digital strip search.
  • You have read a book in the past year.
  • You think you have the right to protest.
  • You think the War on Terror is a scam.
  • You think the War on Drugs is a scam.
  • You think the anger directed at America from the Middle East could possibly be related to our foreign policy rather than hating how amazingly free we are.
  • You think the Republicans and Democrats are exactly the same on the important issues affecting our country.
  • You think believing in The Constitution does not constitute a terrorist act.
  • You have heard of the Bill of Rights and can even name what some of them are.
  • You question whether the government loves you.
  • You think the right to bear arms is not for hunting, rather so citizens can fight back should the government become a bunch of tyrannical thugs.
  • You don’t own a television, and if you do, all you watch is RT, especially the Keiser Report and Capital Account.
  • You don’t think the NDAA is the name of Kesha’s latest single.
  • You think rich, powerful and connected people should be subject to the rule of law and go to jail if they commit crimes. Even if they are bankers and work at JP Morgan or Goldman Sachs.
  • You think corporations aren’t people.
  • You think Warren Buffet is a phony and a crony capitalist.
  • You don’t care that Warren Buffet likes cherry coke, hamburgers and ice cream.  He’s still a bad guy.
  • You know that gold was made illegal by FDR in 1933 and confiscated from the American people.  You know that gold bullion remained illegal for Americans to own until 1975.
  • You think politicians that push for war should be sent to fight on the front lines.  If they are unable, their children should go.
  • You want your food to be labeled GMO so that you can make your own decisions on what you are consuming.
  • You grow your own food.
  • You buy raw milk.
  • You think food and energy should be included in inflation calculations.
  • You are aware that the Department of Homeland Security has purchased 1.2 billion rounds of ammo in the past year.
  • You question whether said ammo purchases are in anticipation of a Normandy beach style landing by Al Qaeda.
  • You think allowing a small group of unelected people (The Federal Reserve) to print unlimited amounts of money and distribute it as they please might not be a good idea.

If you answered yes to more than five of the 32 questions above, you might be a conspiracy theorist.

You also may be on the government’s terror watch list.

Be very alarmed and report it to the authorities immediately should you discover your neighbors engaged in such uncivilized thought. 

 

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Mon, 09/24/2012 - 18:14 | 2825986 knukles
Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:45 | 2827795 metastar
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Don't you have to ground the beanie for it to be effective?

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 18:14 | 2825992 Heyoka Bianco
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I like Nature, but would she please hurry up and kill off all these got-damn mouthbreathers? For what the fuck is she waiting?

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 18:15 | 2825994 indio007
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You forgot 

"Has a friend named Tim Osman"

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 18:16 | 2825997 supafuckinmingster
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32 out of 32..................dang, I'm a bad guy!

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 18:17 | 2825998 Diesel Seven
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Umm . . . what about if you view your pets as both good companions and an emergency food supply???

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 19:49 | 2826327 sink critically
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This thought is disturbing, but ultimately helpful. As one of the last things I would want to do, I shall plan that much more carefully to avoid either of us getting that hungry.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 20:23 | 2826420 Cathartes Aura
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is okay, only if yer prepared to acknowledge that they share your point of view. . .

nom nom.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 21:36 | 2826625 BeerBrewer09
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Hell no, that dog of mine will be loyal to me 'til the end. Can't say the same for anyone else.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 18:22 | 2826005 knukles
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Schnikes!
I didn't get a single one right.

Was this one of those trick multiple choice yes or no essay tests?

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 18:27 | 2826020 alien-IQ
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THESE ARE FARKING TREEK QUESTIONS!!!!!

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 18:32 | 2826033 razorthin
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You know that spx 666 was not the bottom, and you will wait until spx 400 before you buy equities, even if spx goes to 2000 first - because the former could happen any day.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 18:33 | 2826034 misnomer
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I only got 29, but I'm Canadian.

Hopefully the drones get stuck at customs, like everything else.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 18:33 | 2826036 celticgold
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building 7 just F E L L  down  , FFS !

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 18:40 | 2826062 NotApplicable
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Ashes, ashes, they all fall down!

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 21:19 | 2826579 Yes_Questions
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so the kids they dance and shake their bones

cause its all to clear we're on our own..

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 18:34 | 2826039 Remington IV
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Good List

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 18:37 | 2826046 phoolish
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If you get a perfect score is there a special prize?

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 18:56 | 2826137 KickIce
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Your choice, date with Janet Napilitano or a FEMA camp.

I know my choice, see you in the ZH section.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 18:39 | 2826053 q99x2
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Since most people answer yes to most of these questions wouldn't it be better to build a wall around Washington DC and let them do whatever they want to themselves? If not I'm moving upwind of Denver because if they set a nuke off they are not going to want the fallout contaminating their underground cities.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 18:44 | 2826072 Tombstone
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How about if you believe China practices fake capitalism? 

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 18:45 | 2826076 Pike Bishop
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Except for raw milk and Buffett, I'm all in. Buffett ain't a bad guy. Just don't hand 'em money or leave free money laying out on the table. Raw milk gives me the shits.

You really don't count as a Terrorist or Military Combatant or Accredited Investor until you have  these hovering your property and the neighborhood.

http://tinyurl.com/bppetr2

I have six of the 4-loop Android and 2 of the Parrots in my garage with buckshot in them. You don't need a heavy load, birdshot will do. One shot, and they drop like a lead turd.

You can get ~$225 for their mil-spec MEMS guidance systems and camera/transmitters on ebay. I consider it rebates for being their excuse for the DHS Domestic Surveillance Program.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 18:51 | 2826117 NotApplicable
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Buffett's a two-bit mafioso, living large in the land of corn and cows.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 21:49 | 2826653 Pike Bishop
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I knew I was gonna get fucked for saying Buffett isn't Satan.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 21:28 | 2826599 WmMcK
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31/32, does goat milk count as "raw"?

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 18:44 | 2826079 The Gooch
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Does 32 out of 32 make me the ghost of Osama been dead'n'
For 11 years? Also, it should have been 33, not 32.
Tie into that whole freemasonry trip.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 18:44 | 2826081 Shizzmoney
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You Know You Are a Conspiracy Theorist If:

- You actually use logic

- You don't vote

- You hate debt

- You think Jeff Foxworth is an awful comedian

 

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 18:47 | 2826088 Taint Boil
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Aaaaaaaaaaaah ..... no comment. 

# xn - Read Zero Hedge hourly............

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 18:54 | 2826130 Dapper Dan
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I sometimes pee in the shower,  is that bad??

sorry wrong post, disregard.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 19:14 | 2826201 krispkritter
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Maybe you should change your handle to 'FAPper Dan'...

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 21:26 | 2826596 groundedkiwi
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Only if the water is turned off.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 18:54 | 2826131 toomanyfakecons...
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Always destroy the evidence... WTC steel shipped straight to Korea for immediate meltdown, Murrah Federal Building remains buried under cement on a military base... and so on.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 18:59 | 2826154 toomanyfakecons...
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Better yet, depth charge the Lusitania to destroy evidence of the 4 MILLION rounds of ammunition in this floating ammo dump... or passenger liner sunk by the evil Germans.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 18:57 | 2826146 tuttisaluti
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Obama is a Alien, just watch he's ears. Elvis is still alive.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 18:58 | 2826150 PLove
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If the TPTB could punch through five sections of the Pentagon with a high kinetic energy penetration weapon (cruise missile with DU warhead) and dustify 110 story buildings with beam weapons 11 years ago, how bright can our future be?

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 18:59 | 2826155 JR
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The motive of conspiracy is power.

Author A. Ralph Epperson, in his introduction to The Unseen Hand; An Introduction to the Conspiratorial View of History, says that not only must “Conspirators work in secret, they must make every effort to insure that their plans are not made public. The first task of a conspiracy, then, becomes that of convincing the people that the conspiracy itself does not exist."

Epperson’s book, based on 20 years of research, takes the position that “a conspiracy does indeed exist, and that it is extremely large, deeply entrenched, and therefore extremely powerful. It is working to achieve absolute and brutal rule over the entire human race by using wars, depressions, inflations and revolutions to further its aims.”

Continues Epperson: “The Conspiracy’s one unchanging purpose has been to destroy all religion, all existing governments, and all traditional human institutions, and to build a new world order upon the wreckage they have created.”

Epperson wrote that in 1985.

Or, as Franklin Roosevelt put it: “In politics, nothing happens by accident. If it happens, it was planned that way.”

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 19:32 | 2826265 Moe Howard
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Thanks for the book tip.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 21:11 | 2826563 WTFisThat
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this is probably deeper then that, check Carlos Castaneda, The Active Side of Infinity..

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 22:34 | 2826757 ShakaZulu
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JR, I read that book in 1986 in college.  Everything I had been taught previously in public school suddenly made sense.  It was PLANNED!  Imagine that!!  Rich and powerful people want to remain rich and powerful and have a PLAN to do so!

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 13:46 | 2826230 1Inthebeginning
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.

 

 

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 19:25 | 2826239 jcmjr
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What happens if you answered yes to all 32?!

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 03:52 | 2827093 boiow
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then you are wise

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 19:39 | 2826247 yellowsub
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Wonder if that's why my luggages always contain a TSA tag when I travel.  Trying to find dirt on me, literally.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 19:31 | 2826262 howenlink
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I would have been a grand slam, except I don't buy raw milk.  (I do have a milk man, if that counts for anything.)

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 19:33 | 2826270 redd_green
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You think it’s a little strange that WTC building 7 came down at free fall speed on 9/11 yet it was never hit by a plane.

 

Got that right. 

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 19:34 | 2826271 redd_green
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You think it’s a little strange that WTC building 7 came down at free fall speed on 9/11 yet it was never hit by a plane.

 

Has any of the ZH crowd read the NIST report in detail?  Anyone?

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 20:05 | 2826372 1Inthebeginning
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no test for accelerants.  concrete and steel have similar coefficients of expansion.  free fall speeds.  no allowance for heat conductance in steel beams.  whats the question?

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 19:38 | 2826289 Totentänzerlied
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"should the government become a bunch of tyrannical thugs."

If we have a government of the people, does this mean the people have become tyrannical thugs? Remind me how many people work for the government at some level or receive government funds as welfare?

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 19:42 | 2826300 whoisjohngalt11
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Relevant ----http://youtu.be/SeJbOU4nmHQ Howard Stern at it again interveiwing potential voters..

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 19:42 | 2826304 blindman
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@ "you know you are a ..."
"•You are capable of critical thinking."
that and breathing, then you're done.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 19:45 | 2826311 blindman
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here the problem / solution.
if a grand conspiracy does not exist
it needs to be developed to protect
something or everything. hmmm?
just sayin'

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 19:49 | 2826325 Hannibal
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There is no fucking theory, it's all CONSPIRACY!

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 19:51 | 2826332 Ronaldo
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I dont come to ZeroHedge to learn about myself.  This sucks, only FIVE?!@?!?

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 19:51 | 2826333 Ronaldo
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I dont come to ZeroHedge to learn about myself.  This sucks, only FIVE?!@?!?

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 19:52 | 2826334 Ronaldo
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I dont come to ZeroHedge to learn about myself.  This sucks, only FIVE?!@?!?

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 19:56 | 2826347 blindman
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You Know You Are A Conspiracy Theorist If...
this has any meaning whatsoever ....?
http://maxkeiser.com/2012/09/24/audacious-oligarchy-the-double-flash-cra...
.
Audacious Oligarchy: The Double Flash Crash In Gold – Sept 13, 2012
Posted on September 24, 2012 by stacyherbert| 1 Comment

?Audacious Oligarchy: The Double Flash Crash In Gold – Sept 13, 2012 - JESSE’S CAFÉ AMÉRICAIN

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 19:56 | 2826348 whoisjohngalt11
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http://youtu.be/BMsLArefSOw The typical CONSUMER???

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 00:18 | 2826946 steelrules
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These are the zombies that won't survive 2 weeks after the collapse or how ever long it takes their bodies to self digest from hunger.

In the end the 1% of the 1% that want an 80% population cull may be on to something, but it's fuckers like me they'll have to worry about when they poke their heads up out of their bunkers after the SHTF.

Now that should get me on all the lists at once.

 

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 19:56 | 2826352 GreatUncle
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Tell you what I will go and open the front door right now so the security forces ain't got to kick it in :-) Then to the kettle, better get a cup of tea ready for them just to be considerate as they have likely had a hard day. Or you could just do this...

Everybody overload the system so every word spoken could possibly have evil intent and start counting headless politicians. So who is for the Osama Bin Laden medal next? A lead bullet to wear for all time.

Tongue in cheek on this one though, if you do the above and carry out no evil but are still persecuted you became the worst thng in the world for the establishment, a bloody martyr or even a saint!

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 22:26 | 2826729 Ginsengbull
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They don't care. The graveyards are filled with martyrs and saints.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 20:03 | 2826365 jomama
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so i scored a 32/32.  will i have problems getting on a plane when i leave for ecuador at the end of the year?

side note:  i haven't flown in years because of the TSA.  and am geninuely curious how to find out if one is on a 'no-fly' list...

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 20:05 | 2826374 madddmaxxx
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I answered no to a couple of them :)

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 20:06 | 2826379 Translator
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LOCK ME UP NOW!!!

 

You almost had me on the camping though

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 20:15 | 2826396 shovelhead
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I'm above all this conspiricy bullshit.

I'm a Universalist Choomitarian.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 20:22 | 2826416 Nobody
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Goggle: NON GMO soybeans Arkansas
150,000 acres of NON GMO in 2012
The marketplace is alive and well

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 20:41 | 2826480 Cathartes Aura
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still need to avoid eating them unless they're fermented (ie miso, tempeh, etc.), and avoid them as "additives" in conventional fud-stuffs. . .

Archer Daniels Midland (ADM) is among the largest processors of soybeans and soy products. ADM, along with Dow Chemical Company, DuPont and Monsanto Company, support the industry trade associations United Soybean Board and Soyfoods Association of North America. These trade associations have increased the consumption of soy products dramatically in recent years.

think, and act accordingly.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 21:32 | 2826613 WillyGroper
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>>>>>still need to avoid eating them unless they're fermented (ie miso, tempeh, etc.), and avoid them as "additives" in conventional fud-stuffs. . .

Mind educating me on the why of fermentation? TIA

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 22:24 | 2826725 Ginsengbull
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Maybe the toxins that are naturally present in all beans?

 

Soak them overnight, throw out the water, and boil at least an hour.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 22:50 | 2826790 Cathartes Aura
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sure, what Ginsengbull says, and more,

Fermented Soy is Only Soy Food Fit for Human Consumption

http://www.naturalnews.com/025513_soy_food_soybeans.html

when one sees the list of digestive troubles, it's easier to make the connections as to why soybeans - and GM soybeans at that - are in 70% of foods in amrkn supermarkets today. . .

over a decade ago soy was lauded for women's health. . . breast cancer seriously on the rise, etc. etc.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 20:31 | 2826455 mick_richfield
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Oh crap, I came this close to scoring 100%.

Now I have to go out and find someplace to buy raw milk.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 20:34 | 2826467 walcott
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if you think you have to breath to live.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 20:38 | 2826474 NoClueSneaker
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* You have seen a birth certificate of OBL which proofs that the TOTUS and Rahm Emmanuel are actually the twins, and the product of an one night stand

of Mr. Tripple Canopy and Mrs. Cita Del LLC

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 20:41 | 2826486 blindman
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http://jessescrossroadscafe.blogspot.com/2012/09/gold-daily-and-silver-w...
.
24 September 2012
Gold Daily and Silver Weekly Charts - End of Quarter
.
frank sinatra. "summer wind"
(great)
.
Tom Waits - Frank's Wild Years
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fsBj65IODk
(great)
.
you see? it all makes perfect sense, no?
like tying a shoe lace, once learned, that is it.
done.
of course those that do not have the time or
interest or humour for this kind of thing i say
good for you, you are likely in a better place,
wherever that might be.
.
maybe here?
Tom Waits - Town with no Cheer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-GJpdDU7ps&feature=related
.
problem is your artists and thinkers are all
terrorists, if you criminalise them you die of
your own stupidity. oh well, the chinese don't
have this problem. at least the species will survive.
and they are communist/capitalists. funny again

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 20:57 | 2826529 Problem Is
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What if I answered yes to all 32 questions?

Wait... What does rendition to a FEMA camp for indefinite detention mean?

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 21:09 | 2826547 Yes We Can. But...
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I wear a tin foil hat.  But mine is blingy, finished with real gold leaf, like a Notre Dame football helmet:

http://www.troyleedesigns.com/news/article.php?news_id=2153

Ohhh yeahhhhh: http://images.colourbox.com/thumb_COLOURBOX4544860.jpg

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 21:37 | 2826627 Ginsengbull
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If you really want to make the screaming stop, you have to GROUND the tin foil hat.

16 gauge wire connected to a metallic cold water pipe keeps them from determining the resonant frequency of your particular foil hat, and using that info to concentrate haarps radiation on your hypothalmus.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 21:08 | 2826551 robertocarlos
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The Packers vs. Seahawks game is really good.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 21:13 | 2826567 robertocarlos
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If you believe that building 7 was brought down by wired demolition then you must believe that the North and South towers were also wired.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 23:01 | 2826774 helping_friendl...
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bin Laden is CIA

http://articles.cnn.com/2001-09-16/us/inv.binladen.denial_1_bin-laden-taliban-supreme-leader-mullah-mohammed-omar?_s=PM:US

Don't believe PBS? 

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/shows/knew/

Why do the Germans know more than the American people?

http://rense.com/general18/germanexpertspress.htm

What happened to all the gold in frame one? From PBS:

http://www.pbs.org/americarebuilds/engineering/engineering_property_02.html

General Wesley Clark : http://whowhatwhy.com/2012/08/10/tvwho-gen-wesley-clark-shocker-on-911-policy-coup/

 Gen. Wesley Clark claims America underwent a “policy coup” at the time of the 9/11 attacks. In this video, he reveals that, right after 9/11, he was privy to information contained in a classified memo: US plans to attack and remove governments in seven countries over five years: Iraq, Syria, Lebanon, Libya, Somalia, Sudan and Iran.

YES!!!!! i DO BELIEVE THAT THE NORTH AND SOUTH TOWERS WERE ALSO WIRED!!!!

bin Laden died in 2001........that Seal Team Six Play Act was a Bald Faced Lie!!!!....Where are the pictures????......Why didn't they capture bin Laden?????.........Why do they claim to have dumped his body at sea??????

http://www.globalresearch.ca/did-osama-bin-laden-confess-to-the-9-11-attacks-and-did-he-die-in-2001/

tin foil hat....ENGAGE!!!!!!!!!!

PBS....Your tax dollars at work trying to tell you something.......

http://video.cpt12.org/video/2270078138

If you watch this.....skip the PBS station fund raising parts.....and tell me you trust what this /that gov't tells you?

http://www.globalresearch.ca/did-osama-bin-laden-confess-to-the-9-11-attacks-and-did-he-die-in-2001/

Our Gov't are just a bunch of Israeli stooges!!!!!!!..........Toadies!!!!!!

http://www.silversteinproperties.com/news/mayor-tells-six-insurers-to-honor-9-11-payout

 Mr. Silverstein, who leased the trade center six weeks before it was destroyed bilks two dozen insurers who made payments of $2.4 billion, out of $4.6 billion owed. According to Port Authority, city and state officials, a half-dozen of the companies have refused so far to indicate that the new arrangement at the trade center site would not affect the payout. 

"We feel confident we're in the right on this," said Kenneth J. Ringler Jr., the authority's executive director. "Our lawyers are looking at all our options."

WE HAVE ALL THE ELEMENTS FOR THE GREATEST CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY!

intent, conduct, concurrence, and causation.

I challenge you to reveiw this material, completely, and render your own conclusion.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 21:17 | 2826575 Miss Expectations
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Ok, who covered the Dow 10,000 hat in tin foil?  Fess up.

 

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 21:54 | 2826662 razorthin
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That's not foil.  That fukker's been taken off and put back on so much the paint wore off it.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 21:19 | 2826580 nakedshorted
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As KRS One said recently.. "Welcome to the one percent."
http://youtu.be/MaFewg_epAk

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 21:19 | 2826581 nakedshorted
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As KRS One said recently.. "Welcome to the one percent."
http://youtu.be/MaFewg_epAk

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 21:26 | 2826595 Atomizer
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I believe, my government should take care of me from tit to grave. 

\sarc 

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 21:44 | 2826645 blindman
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controlling reflexivity is the aim of all conspiracists,
conspirators and people interested in directing power
and energy, the function of will itself, the obsession
of consciousness. maybe?
crazy man individuating.
let's move on .....

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 22:04 | 2826677 Atomizer
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Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn once in awhile.

 

 

Dropping falsehoods into the agroithm honeypots keep these fuckers always perplexed.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 22:11 | 2826696 blindman
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we do our best with what we got in the
time given. sometimes it is enough, sometimes
it is not. we do our best ...

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 22:02 | 2826674 TWSceptic
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This 9/11 conspiracy crap really damages the credibility of this website IMHO.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 22:41 | 2826773 jomama
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yeah, because the 9/11 commission's report was so fucking legit, right?

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 23:51 | 2826917 steelrules
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PERFECT!

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 00:24 | 2826963 leoj65
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So true, see my post above. 

I can just here the conversations at the FAA TRACONs that track the flights in the east and Midwest....  Manger to supervisors "Guys Bush needs to bring the towers down to be reelected, never mind half of you are Democrats, make sure OUR guys are in place at their screens on the 11th to do the deed.  Just promise them an extra big bonus this year and a free month at the coffee mess.  They'll go along with the murder of thousands for sure!"

Repeat at the offices of the NTSB, FBI, yada yada yada..  so ridiculous it is laughable.

 

Unfortunately you cant compete with hundreds of silly youtube videos spouting nonsense with a background of ominous music. 

 

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 22:02 | 2826678 thomasincincy
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Republicans trying to tell RP supporters to not vote for Obama if they don't want him to be pres. This country is going ape shit.

On a side note: Go to google earth and check out St. Louis just north of downtown..lol.. 4-5 square miles of empty space where houses used to sit. Amazing!

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 22:13 | 2826705 Atomizer
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You have just been reported to Attack Watch for using Google maps. Fishy activities in birdeyeing section's of US cities will not be tolerated.

/LOL

 

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 22:20 | 2826718 Ginsengbull
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Is that where that acetylene plant blew up about 6 years ago?

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 22:39 | 2826769 Atomizer
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With the new Apple iOS 6 map rollout, the lemmings won't be able to distinguish location or map clarity 

 

iOS 6 Maps: an explanation from Apple (parody)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDnFNUqf3hg

 

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 22:05 | 2826686 newengland
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Crikey! I have been re-defined as a 'terrorist'. And there I was, just thinking I believed in the Constitution, the Republic, and the Declaration of Independence.

My ancestors were considered to be rabble rousers and trouble makers. So be it. This is my land, my people, my Republic. This is not a monarchy, a despots playground, a corporatist killing field...yet.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 22:38 | 2826768 hero HNL
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  • You think the anger directed at America from the Middle East could possibly be related to our foreign policy rather than hating how amazingly free we are.
  • You think the Republicans and Democrats are exactly the same on the important issues affecting our country.

 

Wow, I agree with most of them.....But I'm quiet & inactive most of the time. I guess it still makes me a radical.

 

Really scary how society has changed over the yrs.

 

 

hero

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 22:39 | 2826771 bigwavedave
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Mittens has 5 sons and wants to go to war with Iran. Can we have a "Saving Private Romney" poster made by William Banzai? 

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 22:52 | 2826797 CrawdadMan
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So everyone is a conspiracy theorist?

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 23:12 | 2826844 loveyajimbo
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Here is a reasoned, well thought presentation you NEED to see and pass along... dang, I guess I am on the list!

 

http://www.youtube.com/user/ae911truth

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 23:29 | 2826871 newengland
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l...

Even people who are unaware of the controversy over the tower bombings do sense that something has gone terribly wrong in the Republic, and the big politicians and the big money are lying.

I listened to a woman in my town today talk about the upcoming election, and she said: 'I guess they'll blow up something soon.'

It is a very sad day for the Republic when a blameless ordinary person expresses such deep distrust in 'they' and thinks 'they' will 'blow up something soon'. She is an ordinary person, not a political person or financier or anything of the world outside her own community, although she is trusted and important in her community.

The Trilateral Commission, Bilderberg Group and their pets in politics have vastly underestimated the quiet cold fury building up that will defy them, in due course.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 23:14 | 2826847 valkir
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To be able to recognize each other in Fema camps,everyone must prepare t-shirt "ZH B...ez"

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 23:22 | 2826861 leoj65
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Please can we stop with the 911 was an inside job BS.  It just makes this site look ridiculous and makes me unable to recommend it to my friends.   There were thousands of witnesses to all of these events and hundreds of real people died in the airplanes that hit the towers, they left on planes that never landed again!  You can talk to their relatives!  Buildings that burn for hours collapse, I’m not an expert but as I watched the towers burn that day I was thinking “these thing can’t stay up much longer”.  Anyone that's been around burning jet fuel or even a hot campfire would be able grasp that steel will weaken under such a fire.  That’s why they spray a protective coating on the beams!  Furthermore this would be a huge undertaking that would require hundreds if not thousands of people to be involved from EVERY part of the government and military.  I spent four years in the Navy in aviation, five years working on communications equipment for the SEALs as a contractor, eight years as a Border Patrol Agent, and ten years as a Customs and Border Protection Pilot. I know and have worked with people from all services, the FBI, the DEA, the FAA, the NTSB and many others.  If you think ANY of these people would kill thousands of Americans to help George Bush, Dick Cheney or anyone else to do this is asinine. For what? ONE MILLION DOLLARS?  TWO?  And if anyone finds out they will be the most hated American’s that ever lived?  And be executed? And their families would be destroyed.  Oh for sure they could all trust the other one thousand or two thousand co-conspirators not to tell!!  It is so ridiculous. 

Oh and I qualify with my 40 cal H&K four times a year at 80 rounds of hollow points a qual. There are 1500 or so of us in OAM so let’s do the math, 80x4x1500 that’s 480,000 rounds just for my agency.  Now let’s extrapolate.  28,000 Border Patrol Agents, 25,000 OFO Agents, 15,000 FBI Agents or so which equals 22,240,000 bullets for just one year’s worth of qual rounds!  That's just for these agencies not to mention the DEA and all the other badged federal agents. 

Don’t trust the government but let’s work within reality so you can maintain some credibility.

 

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 23:33 | 2826885 newengland
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leo...

The correct answer is to address the serious questions raised by credible engineers, rather than allow politicians to silence credible engineers.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 02:02 | 2827035 dtwn
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So, just who are these "credible" engineers?  Those who took a statics and dynamics course at the University of South Dumbfuckistan?  OMG!  The Big Bad Politicians are silencing the Credible Engineers!

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 08:38 | 2827378 helping_friendl...
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Here is piece produced by PBS and endorsed by over 1000, regestered, Professional Engineers. It was run, recently, on a Colorado PBS station during the annual fundraiser. You can skip the fund raising segments to get to the meat to the program which is....THE PRESENCE OF THERMITE THROUGHOUT THE DEBRIS FIELD AT WTC.

You want Engineers? here you go:

http://video.cpt12.org/video/2270078138

 

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 23:35 | 2826892 helping_friendl...
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You are a mindless toady.

You represent all flaws in the fabric of this nation.

Knowledge is power. Get some!

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 00:37 | 2826975 leoj65
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Yes a great rebuttle,  Ive rethought my feelings on the subject!

I think it went down like this....

 

I can just here the conversations at the FAA TRACONs that track the flights in the east and Midwest....  Manger to supervisors "Guys Bush needs to bring the towers down to be reelected, never mind half of you are Democrats, make sure OUR guys are in place at their screens on the 11th to do the deed.  Just promise them an extra big bonus this year and a free month at the coffee mess.  They'll go along with the murder of thousands for sure!"

 

Repeat at the offices of the NTSB, FBI, yada yada yada..  so ridiculous it is laughable.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 02:08 | 2827038 dtwn
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I agree with your comments leo, looks like putting 'conspiracy' in the title of a ZH article really brings the idiots out of the woodwork, illustrating the case for better science education in 'merica.  It really is too bad a half-humorous attempt at sarcasm generates more reads and comments than many other more significant articles by the Tylers.  You're right though, shit like this and half the comments on this article make the site lose credibility.  I have a hard enough time trying to convice friends and family that they should be worried about the economic situation worldwide. 

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 02:18 | 2827043 Cathartes Aura
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many have worried over the ZH cred before you, and more will worry in the future, should the internets remain accessible. . .

but know this, the "economic situation worldwide" does not exist in a vacuum, and if "the Tylers" didn't want this discussion, it wouldn't be here.

free yer mind, and yer ass will follow.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Free_Your_Mind..._and_Your_Ass_Will_Follow

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 07:46 | 2827250 Cosimo de Medici
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Yes, Tyler tosses out red meat, the same lame ass comments follow, get refuted by people with knowledge, get ignored by those whose kneejerk response is "shill" or "sockpuppet", the hit count goes up, those hits get capitalized, the site continues to pay its bills, and Tyler can buy a couple of beers, get fitted for a new suit, or maybe head to Rio for Carnival.

To the best of my knowledge, he has never stated where he stands on this issue, so concluding he sides with the vocal majority here is an assumption.  We all believe what we want to believe.  Personally, I see Tyler sitting back and laughing his ass off every time he gets to tossing meat...and by that I mean laughing at you, taunting you.  Perhaps I'm wrong, but I see him running an office pool on a word cloud, somebody putting his money on "free fall", another on "Building7", a third on "NORAD standown", and side bets on when David Pierre shows up.

Credibility no longer seems to be a goal, perhaps because he has realized few of the real problems will ever change, or perhaps because it is just so much fun to pull the chains of the wingnuts.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 14:20 | 2828789 Cathartes Aura
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sure, your reality is just as valid as anyone else's. . .

Personally, I see Tyler sitting back and laughing his ass off every time he gets to tossing meat...and by that I mean laughing at you, taunting you.

I sure hope so, I hate to be ignored!   /sarc

we share some similar sentiments, in that I often see visuals linked to stories to be page click bait, and there is a common thread that skews to the demographics of the site, so sure, red meat.  as to "Credibility no longer seems to be a goal" - another poster whined about the "radical bs" in the comments - "radical bs" & "credibility" points in many directions, and when used undefined, are sure to get some agree/disagree attentions. . . it's obvious to anyone who's been reading threads here for over a year and more that the demographic shifts to more, shall we say, mainstream views - but anyone willing to scroll, and look for posters that have the ability to post thought-fully can still find meaning amidst the attention seeking & bonding memes. . .

in the end, hopefully, no one relies on this site for whole truths, but comes here for nudges towards using more of their brain cells than hanging out on i-devices sharing daily minutiae in ever-decreasing circles of attention spanners will ever provide. . . ZH,  adjusting wing-nuts one at a time. . .

 

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 12:44 | 2828371 helping_friendl...
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What if the attacks were planned and carried out my MOSSAD using Suadi patsys?

Larry Silverstein just happens to buy the WTC six weeks before the attack!

Coincidence?

I am not suggesting the US Gov't had anything to do with it. They aren't that bright. The Israelis pulled this off and Silverstein got paid billions in insurance pay outs.

****The developer of the World Trade Center in New York is seeking $12.3 billion in damages from the airlines and other companies associated with the September 11 terrorist attacks, his spokesman said Thursday.

Larry Silverstein, president and CEO of Silverstein Properties, has recovered $4.6 billion in insurance payments, spokesman Bud Perrone said.*********

http://articles.cnn.com/2008-03-27/us/wtc.suit_1_american-airlines-world-trade-center-continental-airlines?_s=PM:US

Again: Silverstein leased the World Trade Center complex from the Port Authority just two months before the attacks.

Coincidence? Hell no! Inside job!!!!

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 00:28 | 2826970 DavidPierre
Tue, 09/25/2012 - 05:36 | 2827152 Disenchanted
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leoj65 burbled:

" Buildings that burn for hours collapse"

 

The South Tower(WTC2) collapsed less than an hour(9:59AM) after it was struck by the plane(9:03AM). The North Tower was struck at 8:46AM and collapsed at 10:28AM.

Thus the towers did not burn for "hours."  Nice try muppet.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 09:02 | 2827459 Amagnonx
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If you mentally checked "Capable of critical thinking." above, you might want to go back and mentally uncheck it again.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 23:30 | 2826879 helping_friendl...
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bin Laden is CIA

http://articles.cnn.com/2001-09-16/us/inv.binladen.denial_1_bin-laden-taliban-supreme-leader-mullah-mohammed-omar?_s=PM:US

Don't believe PBS? 

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/shows/knew/

Why do the Germans know more than the American people?

http://rense.com/general18/germanexpertspress.htm

What happened to all the gold in frame one? From PBS:

http://www.pbs.org/americarebuilds/engineering/engineering_property_02.html

General Wesley Clark : http://whowhatwhy.com/2012/08/10/tvwho-gen-wesley-clark-shocker-on-911-policy-coup/

 Gen. Wesley Clark claims America underwent a “policy coup” at the time of the 9/11 attacks. In this video, he reveals that, right after 9/11, he was privy to information contained in a classified memo: US plans to attack and remove governments in seven countries over five years: Iraq, Syria, Lebanon, Libya, Somalia, Sudan and Iran.

YES!!!!! i DO BELIEVE THAT THE NORTH AND SOUTH TOWERS WERE ALSO WIRED!!!!

bin Laden died in 2001........that Seal Team Six Play Act was a Bald Faced Lie!!!!....Where are the pictures????......Why didn't they capture bin Laden?????.........Why do they claim to have dumped his body at sea??????

http://www.globalresearch.ca/did-osama-bin-laden-confess-to-the-9-11-attacks-and-did-he-die-in-2001/

tin foil hat....ENGAGE!!!!!!!!!!

PBS....Your tax dollars at work trying to tell you something.......

http://video.cpt12.org/video/2270078138

If you watch this.....skip the PBS station fund raising parts.....and tell me you trust what this /that gov't tells you?

http://www.globalresearch.ca/did-osama-bin-laden-confess-to-the-9-11-attacks-and-did-he-die-in-2001/

Our Gov't are just a bunch of Israeli stooges!!!!!!!..........Toadies!!!!!!

http://www.silversteinproperties.com/news/mayor-tells-six-insurers-to-honor-9-11-payout

 Mr. Silverstein, who leased the trade center six weeks before it was destroyedbilks two dozen insurers who made payments of $2.4 billion, out of $4.6 billion owed. According to Port Authority, city and state officials, a half-dozen of the companies have refused so far to indicate that the new arrangement at the trade center site would not affect the payout. 

"We feel confident we're in the right on this," said Kenneth J. Ringler Jr., the authority's executive director. "Our lawyers are looking at all our options."

WE HAVE ALL THE ELEMENTS FOR THE GREATEST CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY!

intent, conduct, concurrence, and causation.

I challenge you to reveiw this material, completely, and render your own conclusion.

Oh I forgot this one: http://finance.fortune.cnn.com/2012/09/18/why-lawyers-are-still-fighting-over-911/

 "In the wake of 9/11, Congress elected to protect [the defendants] from financial ruin by limiting their liability to the amount of their insurance," wrote Richard Williamson, WTCP's lead attorney. "But, surely, when bestowing such an enormous benefit…Congress never envisioned a decade-long flight by their insurers to walk away with most of that insurance money untouched and earning returns while victims—and New Yorkers—wait to be made whole both economically and through full restoration of the World Trade Center site.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 23:31 | 2826881 tony wilson
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max keiber and tracy humberts are der enema of are contry

day works for der russkis and armamydinnerjad of iraq day is trayters sea.

max grandaddy keiber wilhelm  shot killed franz fergienand  in yourup near london in der ww1

if yer dont nose abot ww1 paul macartherney wrote a song called the pipes of war when der germans and der limeys played trench foot  soccer and kissed in der som. der frenchies were at home as usual hiding

max keiber is conspirateteorist and tracy his girl is a matter harey spie

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 23:36 | 2826894 wisefool
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my only problem with max is that they say geniouses do their  most important work before the age of 30, an if you do not have them by then they are just foppish cynics.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 23:42 | 2826910 newengland
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wisefool,

It seems to me that all media stars and politicians ply their trade. The wise fool looks for the facts and figures :-)

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 23:36 | 2826895 newengland
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tony,

Fear not. The background of some internet 'stars' is well known, and highly suspect.

'Information is light,' said Tom Stoppard, English playwrite.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 23:39 | 2826902 steelrules
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I haven't had raw milk yet so my score is 31, guess I'm headed to camp FEMA.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 23:47 | 2826913 tony wilson
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mr rockfella and baron edwyne rockchild had nuttin to do wid ww1 it was max keibers grand dad in fact eyes red dat evrytime day be a war der poor rockarothchilds lose cash money.

dats why day always sets up peece organazisions.

day love paul mcatheys give peece a chance and der frog song

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 02:37 | 2827057 Cathartes Aura
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edwyne rockchild, though always somewhat disillusioned, did rock a mean guitar in his day. . .

The Campaign for Real Rock ~ Edwyn. . .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8w2VydGPz8&feature=related

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 23:49 | 2826915 monad
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If you read this you are on the government’s terror watch list.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 23:52 | 2826918 OneTinSoldier66
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This was awesome! Thank you Mike Krieger and ZH. And...

 

I am nailed by every single one!

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 23:57 | 2826922 heatbarrier
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...if you think "Wag the Dog" is a documentary.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 00:09 | 2826943 Manipuflation
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That's enough NFL for me.  What a scam!  I always thought it was anyway.  Ruining your brand image as a corporation is just plain stupid.  I was considering buying tickets to go to an NFL game with my daughter for the first time this year as she is now old enough.  Not anymore.  I was reading every post on this thread the whole game and only partly watching but that is not the point.  Shut it off.  Waste of time.  Fail.  Fuck you NFL bubble.

Does that make me a con theo I wonder?

Disclosure:  I have never bet on any NFL games.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 00:10 | 2826947 silver surfer 2112
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Someday, when the SHTF, all the Sheeple will look at us like we were prophets instead of crazies. In the meantime, I just keeping telling them "I'm on a mission from God" and He said go to Zerohedge.com...................wait......was that a drone that just flew over my house?.....AAAAAHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........................................................................................................

 

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 01:26 | 2827012 Barmaher
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Well, I do watch golf. 

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 01:44 | 2827022 heatbarrier
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if... you flush cookies every 15 minutes

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 02:09 | 2827039 resurger
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Great post!

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 02:11 | 2827040 Spanish Lizard
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If I copy and paste this whole list on Facebook will they come for me in the black helicopters?

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 02:36 | 2827055 ebworthen
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"Surely, you von't mind shouwing uz yor paperz?"

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 02:41 | 2827058 kenw232
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you clowns have no idea.

http://www.dataasylum.com

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 03:31 | 2827084 natty light
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You actually listen to what Ron Paul says.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 04:00 | 2827099 slackrabbit
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"You don’t own a television, and if you do, all you watch is RT, especially the Keiser Report and Capital Account."

Classic...thats me, my wife and the cat...

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 06:00 | 2827118 NuYawkFrankie
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Fumbled - right at the end with "You Buy Raw Milk"

 

Substitute Real Beer/Bourbon for Raw Milk - and I'm all in.

Must almost be qualified to graduate from a tin-foil hat to a 24k gold - errmmm... better make that gold-plated tungsten - hat  :/

 

 

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 05:19 | 2827146 Haager
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I managed - and I've tried very hard -  to get 5x a "no". Am I save now?

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 06:10 | 2827177 MFLTucson
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Can we add, distrust Holder, Napilatano and Obama to this list?

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 06:25 | 2827184 orkneylad
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Even the first history book ever written begins with a conspiracy, from Candaules onward THAT is the golden thread of history.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 07:49 | 2827259 Gief Gold Plox
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And if you produce your own food, work on the farm and have cows? Fuck me. See y'all at the FEMA camp, I'll be in the corner of the ZH section poking a stick in the ground hoping I find some silver. After all it costs only five bucks to dig it out of the ground. How difficult could it be?

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 11:26 | 2828011 patriot1959
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According to HD Secretary Incompetano, you will be on their possible terrorist list if you are a veteran, a Christian home school family,a believer in the sanctity of human life or a defender of the Constitution.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 11:35 | 2828046 Money 4 Nothing
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Conspiracy theorist = Awakened Masses

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 14:35 | 2828844 indio007
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I hate to say this but there are alot of Physics FAIL in comments.

I mean seriously people, WTF where you doing in 9th grade science?

Just keep watching the idiotic box, it will tell you what to think. Everything on it is the empirical truth.

Wed, 09/26/2012 - 09:38 | 2831580 MorningStar
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to think independently, to challegen mainstream media, to challenge the lies of our own govt makes us all conspiracy theorist.  I would not associate with any that WASN'T a conspiracy theorist.  Great article. Thanks again!!

Thu, 09/27/2012 - 01:46 | 2834588 natty light
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I will pass on the raw milk.

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