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All Your Private Data Are Belong To Obama

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When it comes to spying, eavesdropping on its citizens as well as the complete invasion of American privacy, the first thing that comes to mind is the Patriot ACT and Dubya. And with good reason: because while the rest of the world may "hate us for our freedoms", they certainly love us for the fact that the NSA usually can autocomplete sentences before they are written in any electronic medium (recall: NSA Whistleblower Speaks Live: "The Government Is Lying To You"). However, as it turns out that the first thing that should be coming to mind is none other than the current administration and Barack Obama. Here are the facts: as the ACLU reveals using documents released by the Justice Department following months of litigation, "federal law enforcement agencies are increasingly monitoring Americans’ electronic communications, and doing so without warrants, sufficient oversight, or meaningful accountability." How "increasingly"? Look at the chart below and decide.

From the ACLU: Between 20909 and 2011 "the number of people whose telephones were the subject of pen register and trap and trace surveillance more than tripled. In fact, more people were subjected to pen register and trap and trace surveillance in the past two years than in the entire previous decade."

And that's just the tip of the iceberg.

This is how Uncle Sam spies on you:

Pen register and trap and trace devices are powerfully invasive surveillance tools that were, twenty years ago, physical devices that attached to telephone lines in order to covertly record the incoming and outgoing numbers dialed. Today, no special equipment is required to record this information, as interception capabilities are built into phone companies’ call-routing hardware.

 

Pen register and trap and trace devices now generally refer to the surveillance of information about—rather than the contents of—communications. Pen registers capture outgoing data, while trap and trace devices capture incoming data. This still includes the phone numbers of incoming and outgoing telephone calls and the time, date, and length of those calls. But the government now also uses this authority to intercept the “to” and “from” addresses of email messages, records about instant message conversations, non-content data associated with social networking identities, and at least some information about the websites that you visit (it isn't entirely clear where the government draws the line between the content of a communication and information about a communication when it comes to the addresses of websites).

This is how Uncle Sam has been spying on your more in the past three years than ever before:

Electronic Surveillance Is Sharply on the Rise

The reports that we received document an enormous increase in the Justice Department’s use of pen register and trap and trace surveillance. As the chart below shows, between 2009 and 2011 the combined number of original orders for pen registers and trap and trace devices used to spy on phones increased by 60%, from 23,535 in 2009 to 37,616 in 2011.

 

During the past two years, there has also been an increase in the number of pen register and trap and trace orders targeting email and network communications data. While this type of Internet surveillance tool remains relatively rare, its use is increasing exponentially. The number of authorizations the Justice Department received to use these devices on individuals’ email and network data increased 361% between 2009 and 2011.

 

The sharp increase in the use of pen register and trap and trace orders is the latest example of the skyrocketing spying on Americans’ electronic communications. Earlier this year, the New York Times reported that cellphone carriers received 1.3 million demands for subscriber information in 2011 alone. And an ACLU public records project revealed that police departments around the country large and small engage in cell phone location tracking.

Remember this:

My Administration is committed to creating an unprecedented level of openness in Government.  We will work together to ensure the public trust and establish a system of transparency, public participation, and collaboration. Openness will strengthen our democracy and promote efficiency and effectiveness in Government.

...

I direct the Chief Technology Officer, in coordination with the Director of the Office of Management and Budget (OMB) and the Administrator of General Services, to coordinate the development by appropriate executive departments and agencies, within 120 days, of recommendations for an Open Government Directive, to be issued by the Director of OMB, that instructs executive departments and agencies to take specific actions implementing the principles set forth in this memorandum. The independent agencies should comply with the Open Government Directive.

 

Barack Obama

Who knew that he was really telling the CTO to coordinate on the transparency and opepness of your emails.

 


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Fri, 09/28/2012 - 13:50 | Link to Comment Non Passaran
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Those fucking American (government) fascists!

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 13:52 | Link to Comment Abraxas
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Do you know of any benevolent governments still in existance? We get what we deserve.

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 13:57 | Link to Comment exi1ed0ne
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We actually get what we are willing to put up with.  Deserve has nothing to do with it.

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 13:58 | Link to Comment MillionDollarBonus_
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Say what you will, but this is going to be an increasingly useful tool going forward, with the rise of extreme right wing groups like the ‘sovereign citizens’ and ‘Oath Keepers’. The SPLC keeps a tab on extreme groups that threaten our government and banking system, but we need a more systematic way of monitoring them. Many of the Zerohedge readers display exactly the characteristics that would classify them as a threat to our government, namely a tendency to believe outlandish conspiracy theories involving the ‘Federal Reserve’ or the ‘CIA’. I have to shake my head at some of the conspiracy theories I see on this site. The magical thinking required to believe that respected politicians and central bankers are planning elaborate conspiracy to harm decent and ordinary Americans. I’m trying to be reasonable here, but I simply cannot understand this point of view.

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 14:01 | Link to Comment RSBriggs
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Here - you forgot this:  "/sarc"

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 14:10 | Link to Comment redpill
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Dear stupid sheeple of America: who's a conspiracy theorist again?

 

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 14:15 | Link to Comment Precious
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Oh it's probably much worse than you think.  

We already know Facebook has all the profiles.

Twitter has all the instant messages.

Google has all the personal search histories.

Look at Splunk - They have all the server logs.

Look at Disqus - They have all the comment logs.

And who controls these companies?

 

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 14:19 | Link to Comment Ahmeexnal
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HOPE AND CHANGE!

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 14:27 | Link to Comment I am more equal...
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They've changed my hope

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 16:34 | Link to Comment AssFire
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It's simple:

Monitoring is up due to all the free Obama phones...

Gangs and drug dealers love the mobility;

even great for youths to coordinate their flash mobs.

Thats empowerment!

 

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 17:01 | Link to Comment sessinpo
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You know I rant against liberalism and I am certainly not an Obama or democrat supporter but you should know the facts.

That cell phone program was established under Reagan. It has sence been continually expanded.

 

This is just an example of why I rant against the socialism ideology because it infects both parties. It's about time more people wake up, and that includes those on the right, to understand just because you are a republican or conservative, doesn't mean you aren't a socialist.

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 18:51 | Link to Comment Precious
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Who's disagreeing with that.

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 19:06 | Link to Comment Votewithabullet
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Raygun started a cell phone program?

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 20:42 | Link to Comment Umh
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He started a phone program. Of course it is harder to coordinate the flash mob with land lines.

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 21:02 | Link to Comment Rahm
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Wed, 10/03/2012 - 08:39 | Link to Comment sessinpo
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No, actually it was started in 1934 under the telecommunications act. But it was expanded under Reagan when cell phones were growing.  I say it started under Reagan for the reason that cell phones weren't in existence in 1934. But Reagan and other republicans did nothing to stop it. It became another liberal socialized program that BOTH parties advanced.

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 19:01 | Link to Comment UGrev
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Hmm.. just a minor correction. Reagan started a program for free phones in homes. There weren't any cell phones back then that were readily accessible by the public... :D 

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 08:57 | Link to Comment sessinpo
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Hmm.. just a major correction via http://transition.fcc.gov/Bureaus/Common_Carrier/Reports/FCC-State_Link/...

 

Excerpts:

"In 1987, the FCC adopted Link Up America, designed to help low income households pay the costs of connection and installation."

Source: MTS and WATS Market Structure, and Amendment of Part and Establishment of a Joint Board, Report and Order, 286, 2 FCC Rcd 2953 (rel. May 19, 1987), Memorandum Reconsideration, 3 FCC Rcd 4543 (rel. July 12, 1988).

Under "Universal Mechanisms" - http://www.fcc.gov/guides/universal-service-support-mechanisms

Congress decided that for telephone services provided a vital link for emergency services. Cell phones were included.

Cell phones have been in existence since 1983. In fact, hand held radio receivers have been in existence prior to the 1950s. The first analog cellular network was introduced in 1978. Digital came in the 1990s and Satellite came later.

 

However, the point of my orginal post was that despite one calling themself conservative and for small government, social programs like these grow and expand. And it did under Reagan. Since cell phones were starting to become big during Reagan's presidency and Reagan and republicans did nothing to stop the expansion of this program, I stand by my original post.

Sat, 09/29/2012 - 08:39 | Link to Comment Go Tribe
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The point is that it's increased incredibly under the kenyan. Who cares when it started. Oh and BTW for the brotherly monitors: fuck obama and the government.

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 17:49 | Link to Comment nmewn
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ObamaPhone...gawwwd it never gets old.

And they're "free"...lol.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpAOwJvTOio

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 15:17 | Link to Comment Yes We Can. But...
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"Who controls these companies?"

I give up.  Who?  The Gubmint?

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 16:24 | Link to Comment krispkritter
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Wonder what this will look like on the 'Daily ZH Terrorist Report'? Hellooooooo Jaaaaaannnnnnet!

 

 

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Fri, 09/28/2012 - 17:45 | Link to Comment nmewn
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Anthrax...I don't know, I just like saying it...lol.

Well O'Barry did yap a lot about transparency...now we know who's transparency.

Sat, 09/29/2012 - 16:13 | Link to Comment Precious
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Who am I, your fucking mother?

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 14:02 | Link to Comment LawsofPhysics
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LMFAO!!!  Remind us all what government agency you troll for again?

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 14:06 | Link to Comment CrockettAlmanac.com
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Liberty or death. Track that.

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 14:24 | Link to Comment LawsofPhysics
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Correct.  MDB is clearly a government troll, don't think I have seen a faster down arrow.  Yes indeed, it is really about power and control, always has been. the kleptocrats, fascists, and sociopaths lose all their power when people can take care of themselves.  Inflation is fucking theft.  So is taxation, but with the latter at least you know who is imposing the tax and can get in the face of your representative or local politician.  And sometimes the money actually goes to fix the damn street, imagine that.

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 14:33 | Link to Comment CrockettAlmanac.com
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MDB is just playing with folks. Classic hit and run troll who leaves a provocative message and rarely responds to the inevitable replies. He may or may not be acting in a Swiftian manner but I care for neither his posts nor the endless replies. It's dull and it's a waste of time.

MDB, why not be yourself? You're obviously intelligent and have a way with words. Some honest discussion with you may be enjoyable.

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 15:21 | Link to Comment 10mm
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p>No,Million Dollar Blowjob is a plant.SPLC,now that is a recommended accurate description.

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 19:04 | Link to Comment UGrev
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he's a honey potter. don't respond to him. the replies are just recorded to help track who's the enemy and who's not.  

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 14:44 | Link to Comment Bob
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Look what I ran across on the internet this morning:

Let Your Life Be a Friction to Stop the Machine

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2Xh5eN2fXY

Only 22 minutes, crisp HD, and as good as The Corporation.  Most interesting. 

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 17:05 | Link to Comment sessinpo
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I would surmise he is a lone wolf. Government is corrupt but not stupid. And those that think that government is stupid aren't realizing that the apparently stupid stuff being done is on purpose. They just haven't figured out the reason "yet."

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 14:02 | Link to Comment THECOMINGDEPRESSION
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All numbskulls should watch this most amazing vid:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=F7pYHN9iC9I

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 14:14 | Link to Comment Skateboarder
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Fantastisch! lol at people thinking they're awesomely social when they've exposed their entire POS life on the internets for anyone to pick through. Most everyone's got their head up their arse these days and they think their little shiny gadgets make them popular, invincible, modern, etc...

You're all a bunch of dumb agrarians who don't know how to farm anymore!

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 14:20 | Link to Comment Timmay
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No Facebook, no Twitter, no Network marketing B.S. But on Zerohedge I am KNOWN as Timmay!!!

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 14:43 | Link to Comment crusty curmudgeon
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This has amazed me for years and I still marvel at it, but it's the way it is: 

Most people couldn't care less about their privacy.  They would sell their life's story for a Big Mac, as someone once put it.

 

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 14:03 | Link to Comment iDealMeat
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You're right...  Buildings do just free fall into their own foot print from small fires..

 

no conspiracy there..

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 14:17 | Link to Comment MillionDollarBonus_
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There is a simple explanation for this. It wasn't the simply heat of the fire that melted the steal and caused the building to collapse. The shaft of the building created a giant chimney, trapping the heat and creating extraordinary temperatures. As a result, the steel structure melted, and the building collapsed. But I suppose, the conspiracy theorists are never satisfied with simple explanations. There always has to be a reason why the 'government' is behind it.

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 14:29 | Link to Comment Nehweh Gahnin
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How much Koolaid do you go through in a day?

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 18:54 | Link to Comment Precious
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Just leave the munchkin of Mayberry alone.

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 14:43 | Link to Comment HROLLER
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So, never in the history has a steel building collapsed from fires, but on that day 3 did. Interesting... Other Fires In Steel-Structure Buildings http://www.serendipity.li/wot/other_fires/other_fires.htm

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 14:49 | Link to Comment misnomer
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So I should prepare for the imminent collapse of my house because of the heat from the chimney on my woodstove? 

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 14:59 | Link to Comment WonderDawg
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So how you digging your FB position these days, bro? Itching to tell your grandkids how smart you were? LOmuthafuckinL.

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 15:20 | Link to Comment stant
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mdb is a auto responce algo they couldnt find a use for, so they put it on zh. the author was paid a mill in zimbabwe dollars and taxed at the french rate

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 15:33 | Link to Comment LongBalls
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I think I get what MDB is doing here. Gov. programs have a hard time picking up on human sarcasm if at all. Thus MDB get's his point across while staying off the radar by the data collectors. This would be a great strategy provided it were not so cowardly. What say you MDB?

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 16:59 | Link to Comment Umh
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I'm inclined to think his function is to aggravate people into doing something stupid. That's how the government types prefer to work in recent years. It seems that actually catching bad guys is a lot of work so they entrap the stupid which is a great deal easier.

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 15:36 | Link to Comment analyzer_66
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Nano-Thermite Bitchez !

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 15:48 | Link to Comment HROLLER
Fri, 09/28/2012 - 17:16 | Link to Comment Bob
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Energy weapon.  Yeah, it's crazy, but it's the best analysis I've seen yet:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqbcsU0_RjU&feature=youtu.be

Sun, 09/30/2012 - 23:00 | Link to Comment omniversling
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'molecular disassociation' www.drjudywood.com

Sun, 10/21/2012 - 01:00 | Link to Comment MeelionDollerBogus
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there was no such pressure, no such flow, no such chimney effect, not recorded at all. In fact the big wide open holes from airplane impacts to WTC 1 and 2 show smoke leaving without much pressure and fires subdued over time because they were going out. People literally standing in the open holes, not on fire, no dying of smoke inhalation. No conspiracy, just the facts.

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 14:05 | Link to Comment crusty curmudgeon
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There is hope for all of you.  This time, I saw the green dollar sign and didn't read this troll's post.  It takes a conscious effort but you can do it too.

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 14:15 | Link to Comment RSBriggs
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Yeah, I know he's just a troll.  I'll take extra effort to skip his BS next time.

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 14:14 | Link to Comment duo
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MDB, when 1/3 of the country is syping on or standing guard over the other two thirds, this will be a great place to live, won't it?

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 19:46 | Link to Comment jumbo maverick
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When one half of the country is paying for the other half of the country this will be a great place to live wont it?

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 14:14 | Link to Comment magpie
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By now the surveillance isn't really worth it, the alphabet agencies only run into their own manufactured bullshit.

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 14:17 | Link to Comment Dr. Engali
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"Respected politicians and central bankers" ........I can't stop laughing over that one.

Sat, 09/29/2012 - 16:28 | Link to Comment mkkby
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I'm still laughing at "melted the steal".

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 14:18 | Link to Comment illyia
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Ahem... Mr. Big bucks, but aren't your respected politicians and central bankers the very people who are about to drive us over a "Fiscal Cliff"?

I do not need to be a Conspiracy Theorist to think that. All I have to do is turn on the nightly news...

Geez...

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 14:26 | Link to Comment JOYFUL
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As usual, MDB, your observations are right on the money. I for one, really appreciate the time you take to get across hard truths to a hostile audience. What amazes me most is the patience you must have to keep up the razor sharp drolleries and trenchant observations in the face of those who constantly manage to mistakenly pin pejorative descriptions onto an outstanding effort to convey opinions that mainstream alternative blogs continue to ignore at peril to the common good.

That you can do so, day in and day out, with good humor, and nary a slip up or a sloppy sentence, is a tribute the inner decency and dedication of ordinary Americans, who in this time of troubling assault on their freedoms by a plethora of enemies, domestic and otherwise, desperately need examples of common sense wisdom from sources such as yourself.

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 14:35 | Link to Comment A Lunatic
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Perfect. +1

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 14:43 | Link to Comment forwardho
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Hear, hear Joyful. I also see MDB for the brilliant satirist that he is. It takes profound understanding of events to turn them around and into parody. If you wish to "see" MDB, add a big NOT at end of every sentence.  Not enough critical thinking going on here.

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 14:58 | Link to Comment crusty curmudgeon
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Ah, yes.  Well, if it's profound understanding, you can understand why I missed it.

It never ceases to amaze me how the most incompetent among us have the biggest heads.

 

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 16:04 | Link to Comment tenpanhandle
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thats quite a conspiricy theory ya got going there, @forwardho

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 15:10 | Link to Comment q99x2
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Arrest Obama under NDAA for treason.

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 16:01 | Link to Comment The Continental
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MDB (Moldy Dick Breath?):

You have to be a ZH put up actor, here to stir the pot and generate debate. No one could be as dimwitted and obtuse as you. If you are for real, then I extend my sympathies on your missing chromosomes.

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 16:26 | Link to Comment Slightly Insane
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Mdb,   jUST WTF DO YOU DO (professionally)?    Why are you on this website?   What state do you live in?

I cannot understand how someone who is so far in left field can find purpose commenting on anything on this site.

Do you know where you are?  (tell me dude, do you even own a gun?)

You should be on Huffpost, or some other lefty site.

 

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 17:20 | Link to Comment Bob
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Even there, there would be somebody who just don't get it. 

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 16:50 | Link to Comment NidStyles
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It's not magical thinking, it's just thinking. You know that thing that so few others do.

Sat, 09/29/2012 - 06:53 | Link to Comment BadKiTTy
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MDB!!! Excellent.... you are back on form 

 

K@ 

Sat, 09/29/2012 - 07:07 | Link to Comment BeetleBailey
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I’m trying to be reasonable here, but I simply cannot understand this point of view.

There's a whole BUNCH of stuff you can't understand., Mr. High Delta Puts.

Try logging on to FartBook and ask your lone friend, RoboTrader.

Sat, 09/29/2012 - 07:42 | Link to Comment Ljoot
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Those websites I accidentally visited during the boating accident.

 

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 14:02 | Link to Comment Gully Foyle
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And I went down to the demonstration
To get my fair share of abuse
Singing, "We're gonna vent our frustration
If we don't we're gonna blow a 50-amp fuse"
You can't always get what you want
You can't always get what you want
You can't always get what you want
But if you try sometimes well you just might find
You get what you need

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 14:09 | Link to Comment CrockettAlmanac.com
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Hey! Think the time is right for a palace revolution,
'Cause where I live the game to play is compromise solution.
Well then what can a poor boy do ,
Except to sing for a rock 'n' roll band ,
'Cause in sleepy London town
There's no place for a street fighting man.

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 14:34 | Link to Comment Schmuck Raker
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Oh! You better watch out,
You better not cry,
You better not pout,
I'm telling you why:

Big Brother is coming to town

He's making a list,
He's checking it twice,
He's gonna find out
who's naughty or nice.

Big Brother is coming to town

He sees you when you're sleeping,
He knows when you're awake.
He knows when you've been bad or good,
So be good for goodness sake!

Big Brother is coming to town

So...You better watch out,
You better not cry
You better not pout,
I'm telling you why.

Big Brother is coming to town....Bitchez

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 14:59 | Link to Comment Hippocratic Oaf
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Santa, Santa................say it ain't so, Santa!!!

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 14:36 | Link to Comment magpie
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Well, I wake in the morning
Fold my hands and pray for rain
I got a head full of ideas
That are drivin’ me insane
It’s a shame the way she makes me scrub the floor
I ain’t gonna work on Maggie’s farm no more

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 16:56 | Link to Comment sessinpo
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Benevolent government is an oxymoron. But I agree with you. Up arrow.

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 14:12 | Link to Comment lemonobrien
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puts dis nigga on da list. check it twice.

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 15:05 | Link to Comment azzhatter
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If you are reading this, Fuck You Barry Soetero

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 17:47 | Link to Comment Cloud9.5
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The only reason any of us are still alive is that we don't matter.

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 13:50 | Link to Comment ParkAveFlasher
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Are you listening? Hold the phone closer.  Closer.  shhhh ....Real quiet....

 

FUCK YOU OBAMA

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 14:01 | Link to Comment Dr. Richard Head
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My question is whether the Obamanites that opposed Bush's wiretapping efforts care now that their man is doing it?  Alos, do Bush supporters still give the "If you got nothing to hide" excuse now that the other side's man is using Bush powers Republicans didn't care about before?

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 14:05 | Link to Comment Gully Foyle
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Dr. Richard Head

I think it was Ted Rall who observed that Americans really don't likechange in government.

That we only elect those of similar ideation.

Congress has something like an 11% favorable rating but the majority will be returned to office by those who hate them.


Fri, 09/28/2012 - 14:11 | Link to Comment insanelysane
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11% favorability.  If you look at the Senate, people like the 2 senators from their state and a little bit of 1 other senator and hate the rest.  The same goes for the reps.  I love my reps but you need to change yours.

 

Also 89% love taxes on someone else but 89% taxes on them.

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 14:14 | Link to Comment CH1
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Congress has something like an 11% favorable rating but the majority will be returned to office by those who hate them.

Yup, and will continue to, all because of one evil thought: It is right for people to order me around.

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 14:05 | Link to Comment Dr. Engali
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As long as it's not the blue guy doing it they are fine with it....or is it the red guy? I'm so confused.

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 14:06 | Link to Comment ParkAveFlasher
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Whenever I get confused, I take the red pill.

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 14:11 | Link to Comment Dr. Richard Head
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I drink excessively.

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 14:14 | Link to Comment Yen Cross
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i-all of the above.

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 14:15 | Link to Comment CH1
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As long as it's not the blue guy doing it they are fine with it....or is it the red guy? I'm so confused.

So are they. :)

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 14:19 | Link to Comment RSloane
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Think of it this way:

- Bush's Patriot Act - horrible terrible, infringment on our rights, disgusting.

Obama signing NDAA - thank God someone is watching out for terrorism, what a hero!

You could reverse it for the other party. Its all pathetic.

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 14:25 | Link to Comment Dr. Engali
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Thank you for clearing that up for me...for a minute there I thought it was Barack Obush's  fault....Or George Bushama's fault....one of the two.

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 14:47 | Link to Comment Dr. Richard Head
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My wife just called and told me that my Baritt Obomney for President yard sign came in today.  http://www.zazzle.com/baritt_obomney_for_president_2012_sign_18_x24-256942895804919117

AMERICA FUCK YEAH!!!

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 14:49 | Link to Comment RSloane
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Heh... If you think the excuse machine was in full throttle the last four years, wait until Obama's second term. You won't be able to think for all the noise.

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 14:24 | Link to Comment cougar_w
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I don't know about any "red" guy. But the blue "guy" is actually a blue girl, and she thinks this secrecy thing sucks:

http://madscienceunlimited.com/fiction/uncomfortableWithTheTruth.html

I have another story line I never actually wrote up, where Fortran realizes she is being spied upon. Constantly spied upon, actually. And it pisses her off. That's not something you should be doing, pissing off a fire-slinging electro-death Archangel burdened with an overactive sense of fairness and justice.

Oh No! Now I will have to write it! There goes another Friday night shot to hell.

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 14:31 | Link to Comment Dr. Engali
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I'll save the link to read it later,,,there aren't any tracking devices to this page are there? ;->

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 14:37 | Link to Comment cougar_w
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It doesn't matter so long as you use plenty of tinfoil.

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 14:52 | Link to Comment pods
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Tinfoil is conspiracy theory. Everyone knows the rays go right through tinfoil!

Now Mylar, that is 97% reflective.  :)

pods

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 17:07 | Link to Comment lakecity55
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Yes, a mylar electro-static bag over the head seems to work.

Leave some space for air to get in, or you will be in trouble.

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 17:30 | Link to Comment NidStyles
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Emergency survival blankets man. They are dirt cheap and will cover you completely.

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 17:29 | Link to Comment NidStyles
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"wraps himself in mylar emergency blankets and proceeds to start sweating immediately"

 

Is it hot in here or is it just me?

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 20:50 | Link to Comment Umh
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The tinfoil works better at least at blocking rfid.

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 13:50 | Link to Comment LMAOLORI
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And people scoffed when I posted this

Progressivism:
The Road to Totalitarianism

http://www.basicsproject.org/progressivism/in_focus.htm

Live and learn suckers

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 14:08 | Link to Comment Gully Foyle
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LMAOLORI

I think you are confusing rigid dogmatism, which exists in all factions, with what you post.

It ain't left or right, it's those who are inflexible and narrowminded.

 

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 14:35 | Link to Comment cougar_w
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But but ... that other guy's dogmatism is more dangerous to freedom than mine is! Terrorists like that should be stopped at any cost.

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 13:51 | Link to Comment Abraxas
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We get that BO is no JC... Sooo, who would you like us to vote for?

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 14:13 | Link to Comment CrockettAlmanac.com
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Government can only acquire rights through the consent of the governed so why not exercise your own sovereignty by refusing to vote for the rule of con men and idiots?

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 14:18 | Link to Comment Abraxas
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Agree! The question was in response to the increasing number of articles bashing BO very close to the elections. I assume there’s an agenda here. That is all. By the way, I despise everything BO stands for.

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 14:25 | Link to Comment CrockettAlmanac.com
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I don't think ZH favors Romney. The Tylers appeared to like Mr. Paul and the two are not compatible. I think Obama gets discussed because he is the sitting POTUS and is likely to remain as such.

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 15:26 | Link to Comment WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot
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+100. I wish I had more up votes to give. Voting = consent. Wake up and refuse to consent to your own oppression.

Imagine what would happen if only ~10% of the population turned out to vote. Goodbye to any legitimacy claimed by the "winner."

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 18:30 | Link to Comment Parrotile
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If you consider Western political history in general, legitimacy of outcome related to the fraction of the population voting seems a minor (possibly insignificant) concern for the Powers that Be. As far as our "Rulers" are concerned, they couldn't really give a hoot as long as they get the outcome they want - so even if 1% or less vote, "Once they are in, they are IN", and able to happily follow their (of course unpublicised) REAL agenda.

Just waiting patiently to see how long it'll be before some event or other is used as an excuse to "temporarily, of course" suspend voting.

Because this WILL happen, and I suspect sooner rather than later . . . .

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 18:33 | Link to Comment Parrotile
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Oops, double post!!

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 14:16 | Link to Comment fishmonger
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Chocolate Jesus maybe?

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 17:13 | Link to Comment sessinpo
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I really don't care who you vote for. I'd like to say I'm waiting for the liberals to get that BO is no prophet Mohammad. But I've got a life to live and you can't reach certain people.

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 13:51 | Link to Comment fightthepower
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Fuck you and your new world order!

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 14:00 | Link to Comment LMAOLORI
Fri, 09/28/2012 - 14:17 | Link to Comment dugorama
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tLp3p4okmg

 

You got to fight the power that be

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 14:17 | Link to Comment CH1
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but how do you fight the power?

Tor or Cryptohippie.

They're not really for fighting the info-grab, but they will allow you to avoid it.

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 13:53 | Link to Comment RSloane
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I don't know if I should be worried or not. I'm not so sure they would put data up on a telepromter, false or not,  for Obama to read. It might confuse him.

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 14:15 | Link to Comment jjsilver
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“Internet a very large-scale spying machine” – John Young Cryptome co-founder
http://rt.com/news/cryptome-classified-secret-wikileaks/
also here at youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMRUiB_8tTc

Online Spying Guides
http://cryptome.org/isp-spy/online-spying.htm

Microsoft Demands Takedown of Microsoft Spy Guide
http://cryptome.org/0001/ms-spy-takedown.htm
Microsoft has Crytome we site shut down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAuH_kjvSLM

 

They are acting outside their jurisdiction committing crimes against the people on the land.

FEDERAL JURISDICTION
Article I, Section 8 of the Constitution states:
"Congress shall have power to exercise exclusive legislation, in all cases whatsoever, over such district (not exceeding ten miles square) as may, by cession of particular States, and the acceptance of Congress, become the seat of the government of the United States; and to exercise like authority over all places purchased by the consent of the Legislature of the State in which the same shall be, for the erection of forts, magazines, arsenals, dockyards, and other needful buildings."
Very few Americans (including lawyers) know that federal legislative and territorial jurisdiction is very limited. It is limited to the ten square miles of Washington, DC, certain military bases where States have ceded jurisdiction, certain territories such as Puerto Rico and Guam, and certain guano islands.

 

Federal Jurisdiction
http://www.constitution.org/juris/fedjur1.htm

"A Cogent Summary of Federal Jurisdictions"
by Paul Andrew Mitchell, B.A., M.S.
Counselor at Law, Private Attorney General

http://www.supremelaw.org/authors/mitchell/cogent.htm

     The  Accused  Common-Law  Citizen  [Defendant]  hereby
     places all parties and the court on NOTICE, that he is not a
     "citizen of  the United  States**" under  the so-called 14th
     Amendment, a  juristic person or a franchised person who can
     be compelled  to perform  to the  regulatory  Vehicle  Codes
     which are  civil in  nature, and  challenges the In Personam
     jurisdiction of  the Court  with this contrary conclusion of
     law.   This Court is now mandated to seat on the law side of
     its capacity  to hear  evidence of the status of the Accused
     Citizen.

 

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 14:02 | Link to Comment crusty curmudgeon
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Don't worry though--the GPS coordinates of all your homes will be protected.  The government says so:

http://www.census.gov/privacy/data_protection/gps_coordinates.html

Drones and GPS coordinates...what could go wrong?

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 14:32 | Link to Comment crusty curmudgeon
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Attention Spooks:

I did not click on the infowars link above.  In fact, I've never heard of that organization and it sounds very scary.  Please do not put a drone's missile through my front door.

Thanks,
Crusty

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 14:40 | Link to Comment cougar_w
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What link? I don't see any link.

Nor do I remember anymore not seeing any link.

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 15:34 | Link to Comment MiltonFriedmans...
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Apparently, like MDB, they realize that the government is warm and cozy and there to protect and nurture us......

Sat, 09/29/2012 - 07:04 | Link to Comment Esso
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The fact that anybody supports the use of drones in this country is troubling.

That's also why MDB's posts are so disturbing. While it may be brilliant satire on his part, his satire reflects the true beliefs of a very large portion of the Uhmerkkin population.

How could one justify this to the Founding Fathers of this country?

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 13:56 | Link to Comment Cognitive Dissonance
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All your freedoms are belong to us.

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 14:08 | Link to Comment Dr. Engali
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Tell me of this word....how do you say it? free...freed.....freedom you speak of.

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 14:17 | Link to Comment Skateboarder
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It's this ancient theory that you can wipe your arse yourself instead of having some centrally planned goon wiping it for you with extra thorny TP.

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 14:37 | Link to Comment Metalredneck
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freedom-(noun) From the Mehrkan language, meaning distracted from reality to the degree that you feel you have some autonomy, or sovereignty over your life.  Usually counteracted with drugs, media, or involvement in politics.  Soon to be a dead word.

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 13:57 | Link to Comment Lost Wages
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Stop using electronic communications.

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 14:09 | Link to Comment cougar_w
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Stop posting unpatriotic and potentially criminal advice on public forums. /s

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 14:32 | Link to Comment NewWorldOrange
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(deleted, brain fart)

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 14:43 | Link to Comment cougar_w
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Heh. My bleak and corrosive humor must be hitting on all cylinders today.

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 13:58 | Link to Comment mckee
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At least I know that ZH isn't going to be monitored

 

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 14:18 | Link to Comment CrockettAlmanac.com
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Do we care? Seems like most of us tend toward exhibitionism.

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 15:00 | Link to Comment NewWorldOrange
Fri, 09/28/2012 - 16:19 | Link to Comment crkennedymd
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+100 Nice link

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 17:35 | Link to Comment NidStyles
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I don't care, heck I post the truth on facebook often. Let them watch me, that means they are spending less time annoying someone that can't handle the stress.

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 13:59 | Link to Comment Headbanger
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And

 

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO BERNANKE

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 14:00 | Link to Comment pods
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It is for your protection.  It always is.

This should not be surprising for ZH followers.  This is merely the justice department though.

Several other alphabet agencies have vastly more data than this.

And the telecoms have immunity for collaboration.

pods

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 14:03 | Link to Comment Dr. Richard Head
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An old time friend, who recently landed a job back in the NSA, does NOT carry a phone that has text capabilities on it and refuses to discuss much of anything over the phone anymore.  In fact, he won't keep it in his pocket.  Strange huh?

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 14:15 | Link to Comment pods
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Not at all.

People worry about facebook and how much information is on it. I think that if you are important enough, they have all the information they need already.
If you act like everything is open and tracked, you at least won't be surprised that it is. 

pods

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 14:44 | Link to Comment NewWorldOrange
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This shit was going on long before the (un)Patriot Act:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ECHELON

I have no doubt at all that the NSA intercepts, records, translates into text, and scans for key words, every single wired or wireless phone call, fax, email, etc. And they're admittedly now moving the center of operations from offshore to right in Der Homeland with the nearly-completed $10 billion dollar spy facility in Utah. Hell, the emails LolSec hacked from Stratfor alone prove that it is well beyond what this article will imply to many who are unaware of the vastly more complex and widespread (almost omniscient and omnipresent) nature of the U.S. surveillance apparatus.

 

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 14:59 | Link to Comment blu
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I and a guy I know recently launched an Internet startup. We're using small audio messages to enhance email and other text-based communications. It's a very simple hack pulled off in an elegant way with no barriers (technical or otherwise) to entry.

I realized a while back that we've probably broken a significant segment of the NSA's domestic surveillance model.

I won't elaborate. Obviously. But I laughed once I figured it out.

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 15:25 | Link to Comment NewWorldOrange
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Expect a lucrative buy-out offer from the NSA in due course. Keep a large interest and maybe you'll be the next Larry Ellison;)

"From a Central Intelligence Agency deal that launched the firm 25 years ago,to recent software contracts in Sacramento and Los Angeles, Oracle is no stranger to the halls of political power..."

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 15:48 | Link to Comment blu
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I'm sure you meant that in the best possible way but actually I'd rather not become a rich frat-boy douche, thanks.

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