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Apple Has Satanic Close To Quarter
Ending the day at the lows, AAPL's stock price traded with a truly demonic $666.66 after-hours. The reason for the last few days' weakness? Who knows when a bubble bursts but between its analog to MSFT's meteoric rise, the stocks' weight in the NASDAQ, 'disappointing' first-week sales, Cook's Maps FUBAR, supply-chain disruptions, or the market having to suddenly price in the arrival of the new Obama-phone, volumes have been picking up.
The Bat-Phone...
The Apple iPhone... and its high-volume selling pressure and $666.66 after-hours close...
AAPL +65% YTD, +14% in Q3, +0.23% in September
The Cleveland Obama-Phone...
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i-666?
Just printed 666.66 in AH
The subtle and mystical tones of the Kabbalah can help unlock the wisdom of the ages. Those who are clairvoyant in the medium, especially women, can fine tune their inner knowledge and spiritual selves, to decipher secrets from the sages encoded in the distant past. For example, stripped of spacing, punctuation, and read right to left, Hebe style, the phrase veryinsaneobama translates seamlessly into "I phuka ze prophet's horse", or maybe that should be "We are so fucked by this Jack Ass."
Leroy, you sure about this shit? Looks hairy as gopher balls to me! Good help these days... we git back atcha. LEROY!
Who needs kabbalah, it's all hidden in plain sight by now
FLY BY NIGHT... (away from here)...
~~~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGls1vVq0Dg
HEY, don't forget about me!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEszTzdUMcY
AAPL was a WILD ride today in the options pit. Yikes!
Fuck you guys I want my fucking free wheelchair.
Free cell phone? Is that the new owePhone?
Or is it the sell phone? I'm confused...
Who's the provider?
Is it a 4 year contract and then it's pay-as-you go?
Will it have the new Facetime drone EBT-cancelling app Debt From Above?
Or how about that emergency video conferencing feature FEMAtime? That would be cool. I hope they have good wifi there.
have you seen apple's supplier samsung's new phone?
apple is done.
Chinese slave laborers in FOXCONN are rebelling. instead of a visionary, they have supply chain manager as CEO.
never invented shit except some sleek marketing.
Steve Wozniak talks about Pirates of Silicon ValleyJobs was given $5000 for his work. He told Woz the pay was $600, and gave Woz $300. True story, and Woz never knew till much later. Imagine what else Jobs screwed him out of. Well Woz is still alive, Steve fucking died after arrogantly not accepting other's recommendations. Karma bitches.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lx9JsSTklI
You forgot to mention I suppose, that when the Jobs Steve found out that the Woz Steve finally got the chilly news of the pay spread, Jobs made sure that Woz got an early and free wake-up call so he could be first on line on iLaunch Day.
LOL, its either end of day and I need to leave office or you went full retard there...
IHAVENOIDEAWHATYOUJUSTSAID
I take the original over the cheap overrated clone any day. It's good to know the new iphone contains no Samsung parts.
De mortuis nil nisi bonum.
The more you learn, the more you will spot. A sizeable fraction of "public consumption" reality is stage-managed by occultists.
There are always multiple reasons why they do stunts like this but I suspect the main reason in this case may be the rich occultists' equivalent of gang graffiti. They did it with the S&P in '09. They did it with gold multiple times in its early runup, probably to spook any Christians who watch CNBC. They did it with the sale price of the first apple PC ($666.66, according to snblitz below).
Gotta watch them fingers on the Ouija board.
I thought that and the VIX were tied together? What gives??
It's funny and perhaps coincidental as well that I just happened upon a confidential tape of a Willard Mitt Romney brainstorming session, where he keeps mumbling to himself over and over,
What would Satan do? ? ?
Satan would say:
Beelzebub, bitchez!
Maybe he should ask Obama.
iBama
=
iSatan
iBeast
iBarf
Apple will be the greatest crash ever. It's gonna be hilarious to see all those hipsters go into meltdown!
ibust
If/when Apple crashes, will that signal the start of the economic reset..??
Uncivil unrest...???
Blood flowing in the streets...???
I don't really understand the fervor for or against Apple products, but what does a troll's troll know, anyway...???
Dammit, MDB. Stay in the closet! You just lost your mystique! Gonna junk you forever! [not really]. So cut it out.
CALPERS will cry many tears as they probably bought a boatload of shares at $699 right after the court decision to fine Samsung for infringing on a rectangular screen with icons.
CALPERS doesn't give a shit.
It is CA tax payers who will pay taxes to make up to offset investment losses.
Eve must have taken a bite!
AAPL: just a trading vehicle at this point,. No longer a good investment.
That woman in the video talking about the Obamaphone is pretty good.
I love it when the American voting public supports their views with well-thought-out arguments.
Also, isn't the whole platform of providing benefits voter manipulation??? Vote for me and I'll give you free (insert anything).
Dammit. there's an enormous underworld of gubmint free stuff. I need to spend more time in Compton to find out how the bruthas work this shit out. I'm doin something very wrong.
Start here
http://www.benefits.gov/
or
http://www.obamaphone.net/
In all fairness, OBamney did not start that program for the free phones. It started w/ landlines & the corporate taxpayer teat advanced from there. I used to have to t/w people like the freeloader in the video. I CRINGED. They had EVERY vertical feature offered for $1. More than I was willing to pay for having a job. Back then just a landline was $8 per mo w/ no features.
All one has to do is follow the $$$$$. It's no different than GE. Cellphones have higher margins, pass the laws to allow cellphones funded from the universal service fund & voila-----Corporate & elected officials are shittin in tall cotton & wipin with satin napkins made from taxpayer $$$.
On a side note, a rep from AR wants this subsidy removed. See how far he gets. Kabuki.
F'em all! Both sides & lazy ass freeloaders too!
iSatanic.
Is there an app for playing MP3's backwards?
T'wood (!!!) sell like hotcakes...great idea...do it.
ori
Exact same numbers as the S&P 500 at the bottom.....interesting
iSpoiled.
666.66 and Obama .... Fitting.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqALdkTArqs
If I were he Devil I would.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJc8Mzg0C-c
I had like 10 people send me the link to this 2016 movie this week. They all wrote something like "watch this for the sake of your childrens future"
I wrote back to a few of them "Thank you for the link. I am sure the movie will only reinforce my vote for Ron Paul". They all had the 6 minute abs response, "No No No step into my office cause your fuckin fired"
I have no desire to see that movie because I can tell from the trailer it will have no tits, pussy zero body count and no explosions in it.
I go to movies to escape the stupidity around me. I dont need to spend 10 bucks to be reminded of what I see every fucking day.
i don't know who the fuck you are, but you need to post more.
Even dah cookie monster gots da Obamafoan, or so it sounds.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ye8mB6VsUHw
This is more like it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=V9rzMaAucI4#
Apple was a sell at $700 I told several people who believe it's going to $1000. It's possible but why take the risk in this economy? Apple is due for a correction anyway. The % gain there is just not that great compared to other stocks and the downside risk is high as well.
sin(666 degrees) = cos(6*6*6 degrees) = co(6^6^6 degrees)
Atomic structure of carbon-12 atom = 6 neutrons, 6 protons, 6 electrons; everything made of carbon (flesh) has the mark of the beast.
(Theory #471a of the meaning of Revelation 13:16)
hellz bellz, bitchez!!!
Following the sequence of the English alphabet....
F = 6
O = 15 = 1+5 = 6
X = 24 = 2+4 = 6
FOX = 666
I'm still trying to figure who or what the anti-Christ might be....
FOX News
FOXconn
Abe FOXman
Any other suggestions welcome.
Their closing stock price today is the same as what it cost to buy the original Apple ][ computer: $666.
The bite in the "apple" logo has more significance that most appreciate.
Yep. Jobs claimed he didn't realize the significance of the price he had chosen. Riggghhhht!
Wasn't the bite to get round the copyright case from Apple records?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apple_Corps_v._Apple_Computer
No, conspiracy trumps history
I'll do some pitchfork TA and get back to ya.
iMark of the beast, bitchez
IDiablo
rofl - u cant make this shit up ...
It means get the fuck out because the shit is hitting the fan on Monday. You guy's been watching the staged cyber bank lockouts? JP Morgan and BOA?
Why monday?
Sunday, Asia.
It's as good as any other day. But it is the start to a new quarter and there is going to have to be some positioning for year end"fiscal cliff" ( I'm sick of those words) as well as mutual funds will be closing out their books for the year. There will be a lot of selling pressure for tax purposes and distribution purposes.
I hear you, and that makes a lot of sense. Almost too much sense. I would have sold today. But thats just me.
Nothing makes sense to me any more. Everything is all bass ackwards.
Dr. Feel good, I like ya! (outflows) come to mind? P/E ratios are Fed. Bought!
what cyber bank lockouts? more info please
Due to the Obama black op mooselam film?
Gee, Barry must be afraid of Mittens. He's been ordered by the Iranians to speed up attacks.
Adam tempted Eve with an Apple IPhone?
Here is the bank cyber lock out links. http://abcnews.go.com/US/hackers-block-us-banks-online-service-bank-america/story?id=17343055#.UGWYNkXyaCM
And no, It's not Iran, It's China.
By ENJOLI FRANCIS
Sept. 27, 2012The financial and banking industries are on high alert tonight as a massive cyberattack continues, with potentially millions of customers of Bank of America, PNC and Wells Fargo finding themselves blocked from banking online.
"There is an elevated level of threat," said Doug Johnson, a vice president and senior adviser of the American Bankers Association. "The threat level is now high."
"This is twice as large as any flood we have ever seen," said Dick Clarke, an ABC News consultant and former cybersecurity czar.
Sources told ABC News that the so-called denial of service attacks had been caused by hackers from the Middle East who had secretly transmitted signals commandeering thousands of computers worldwide.
Those computers -- or "zombies" -- were then used to overwhelm bank websites with a barrage of electronic traffic.
Different banks have been targeted on different days.
Today was PNC Bank's turn: For three hours, ABC News tried to get on the PNC website to no avail.
Scott Eells/Bloomberg via Getty Images Pedestrians walk past a Bank of America... View Full SizeIranian Hackers Attack U.S. Banks Watch Video Citibank Security Breach Hits America Watch Video Epsilon Email Breach Exposes Client Data Watch Video
On Facebook, a frustrated customer, Cynthia Schirm, wrote, "Trying to pay bills. This is ridiculous."
"Hopefully it can be up soon," wrote Stacy Briggs-Gerlach. "Never realized how dependent I am on it!!!"
A group of hackers calling themselves Izz ad-Din al-Qassam warned the financial industry that it was going to attack in retaliation for the controversial film "The Innocence of Muslims," which provoked outrage across the Muslim world earlier this month.
The U.S. said it suspected that hackers in Iran were also involved.
Here are some more retarded sheeps :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrxOZ72vlGs
I heard that interview ... when shtf it is going to be ugly.
Bring Back Poll Tax.
Bring back the Pole Axe.
With all due respect to the Apple fanboize, Apple sucks. Over priced and underperforming chinese made crap. You know, like everything else in this stupid fucking cuntry.
iPhones dont even make good paper weights because they break easily and who wants a broken paper weight? Not me, thats who.
Someone predicted APPL would be the first company to be worth 1 trillion dollars. Like that is some kind of significant feat in a world where a trillion bucks evaporates like the morning mist. Pretty soon almost everyone will be trillionaires. Dirt poor trillionaires.
"...the stocks' weight in the NASDAQ, 'disappointing' first-week sales, Cook's Maps FUBAR, supply-chain disruptions..."
iApologize
nmewn , you are a silent genius! never forgotten!
---- genius - yes
---- silent - no
Just Jobs reaching out from the dead to call Cook a Dickhead for fucking up the maps.
Steve is withdrawing his Reality Distortion Field from this plane of existence and Tim can't make the magic mojo sauce like Jobs. Dear iLeader has passed and the iFaithful must now cope without him. 666.66 marks the boundary to iHell and the outer circle awaits the Windoze and Android users.
Repent now - iPhone x+1 awaits the faithful! : )
Nope. Who was the CEO of Apple when Google was building it's dominance? Who was the CEO that threatened "thermonuclear war"? Epic fail by Steve Jobs. Left Tim Cook twisting in the wind. Worship of Steve jobs is nothing short of bizarre. Change the world? Hardly
Baked Apple: the new core holding.
Sheesh I wonder what kind of attractions they have at Cleveland's zoo.
negative diversion in price to MACD foretells a good drop.
One hell of a close!
What was that movie with Stallone & Bullock where every company was Taco Bell? Well we got the reality movie now where everything is Obama...
ObamaCar (GM)
ObamaCare
ObamaPhone
ObamaStamps
There - almost all basics in life covered: food, healthcare, transportation, communication. Just a few to go and we'll be all covered. America, what a country !!!
The 3rd term will include ObamaMansion and ObamaBitch so all aspects of life are covered.
Love the 3rd term reference. Subtle but it's implications are huge.
CAT /under guided. UPS/underguided. USPS [Bank Rupt], and long "JUNK MAIL"!
Smart Z/Her's already did the fuzzy math!
So where are we now? You really can't be sure.
A PE of around 15.5 is hardly overvalued for results like Apple is delivering. Sure it's a huge market cap, but this is hardly some speculative PE of 50 where everyone is betting that results absolutely must grow spectacularly for years to come.
It's a margin/earnings bubble as Reggie keeps pointing out. Imagine the e being much smaller.
Take the new iPhone. They spent nothing on research, development or design and the result is the iPhone 5 is about as close to identical to the iPhone 4 as they could possibly get without it actually being an iPhone 4. So they make a huge margin on it, 50%. Nobody else in the business makes anything like that.
However, lack of development and QA:
You think customers are going to continue to accept dated operating system, cartoon maps, shoddy materials, zero design and zero innovation when there's a 50% margin on the phone? Nah. Lower earnings/margin means a higher effective P/E and therefore a lower price stock.
In the meantime along comes Nokia with an R&D organisation 5x larger than Apple's and produce a phone with great design, better screen, astounding low light and image stabilised camera, high quality offline maps, wireless charging and nfc for payment and authorisation all for less money.
Some margin compression on the way there for Apple.
i.e., they jumped the shark on this one!
Don't forget the fact that you can't service the f'n battery and, of course, they had to change the ports so none of the shit you already had works.
After being told that we had to send my wife's iPod in for a battery replacement (for $60) when the POS was only 3 month old - we both decided that we will NEVER buy another Apple product ever.
But, WHY should APPL be even slightly bothered? Surely you must know that "A smartphone's NOT a REAL Smartphone unless it's an IPhone!" - or so that seems the case down in backward Australia!
Image is SOOO important - MUST be an IPhone - nothing else will do don't you know!!
What I find interesting is none of the problems I mentioned are difficult to find.
If they'd actually tested the camera at all in the real world, they'd have seen visual artefacts. If they'd actually put the thing in their pocket for a couple of weeks and compared what it looks like before and after they'd have discovered that yes, aluminium scuffs easily. And if they'd ever looked at their maps they'd have seen the world melting in their 3D view.
What's missing in all of these problems is Quality. Now you get quality through testing so either, they didn't test or they did and found the problem but said "fuck it, our customers are too dumb to notice".
Either way the iPhone is not a premium device.
I don't know how else to say it so I will just say it. How do you think this is supposed to end when every single one of our leaders are Pure Evil, Demonic, Satanic, Perverted, Slimy, Criminal, piles of manure?
A: like this......
"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."
-- Thomas Jefferson
I thought Apple would be solid through January earnings. Looks like hedgies might have had that same idea and be getting out early, though.
Also, did you guys see this Obama ad?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=og35U0d6WKY
How is this real??? Wake me the fuck up.
hmmm.. ghetto. no class. just like the black muslim president (says Madonna).
The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter.
Winston Churchill
Or in this case, a 45 second conversation.
Was I right or what ?
Have kept the Republic
Have not kept the Republic
"You on welfare, you on food stamp, you on disability, you got Obama phone - everybody in Cleveleand got Obama phone" - Darth Vader
She clearly says FOOL STAMPS.
Just a gentle reminder of how Apple have cheerfully fleeced their customers for decades:
In 1984 I was working in a (now closed) Hospital in London, UK, and at the time the Pharmacy Department was running two Apple 2Es (2 x floppy drives) with OKI printers and Microvitec monitors. The Director investigated upgrading to an external 5Mb (big in those days . . . . .) hard drive, and the cost of buying a SINGLE Apple hard drive was MORE than the cost of replacing BOTH 2Es with BBC Model B micros, with Microscribe 5Mb Hard Disks for BOTH BBC Machines.
And you wonder why the vast majority of computers Worldwide do NOT fly the Apple logo . . . . . . .
I've dropped my $149 Virgin Mobile LG Optima on a tile floor 3 times. The back case & battery come off, put em right back on --good as new. Friend dropped his I Phone on the same floor and back to the store for replacement.
Nokia drop test all their phones.
http://www.engadget.com/2012/09/27/lumia-920-IS-lab-test/
Do Apple even bother?
white ap -l cult , agents of misfortune
Today was the first day of iPhone 5 sales at our provincial service provider and at 3pm they still had a few black 16 GB phones, they scratch easy so maybe the custonmers were avoiding black., and I thought, SHORT APPL, it's over.
speaking of 666
this buried in the text of an AP article that is making the rounds
aapl close = 666
it closed at that price several times.
***ALSO*****
spx intraday low = 666 in early march 2009
GE intraday low = 6.66 in early march 2009
= cover shorts in march 2009 bc the demon-ratic QEorganizer is on his way to RAPE the peasants with banksternankQE
ps I called the TOP 1 day after QE3 = spx 1475, eur 1.315....posted this on ZH on 9-14-12..been riding and will ride....did you guys enjoy ur one day pop yesterday?? me = yawn at the 1% pop.
this time it's not a bullish sign.
Just my unimportant opinion
Obama is just phoning it in any way on this election he is toast..http://www.wnd.com/2012/09/unskewed-polls-show-nearly-8-point-romney-lea... and he knows it..
iPhone 5 can be the Apple's phone with the most problems discovered just after its release.
And the list is growing...
http://goo.gl/YNdJB
They're supposed to find and fix those before release. Isn't that what you're paying the premium for?
in a meeting at work today and the 'cool' guy next to me had the IPhone 5. i'll admit i have an IPhone 4S because IOS is the only platform I can integrate with our email system at work. wondering what all the fuss is about i asked him if i could see it. aside from it being a longer, a bit slimmer and the screen being a tad nicer, frankly I don't see what all the fuss is about. 5 million phones sold for what? cultural phenomenon? really? either the world has truly gone mad or i have.
given the quality of the map application, it's amazing he found the meeting room ;-)
Number of the beast?
Original price of the very first advertised apple computer? $666.66
That is an incredible and chilling factoid.
For chart lovers, presenting the iStone:
http://chartistfriendfrompittsburgh.blogspot.com/2012/09/istone.html
enjoy the generational triple top...buy natural gas
AAPL weekly & monthly overextended parabolic charts are at EXTREME levels.
This will end in tears and longs will be badly burnt.
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2012-12-24/market-analysis
http://trader618.com
Might as well post this here.
Apple is on the way out, period.
I write apps for various devices, and quite frankly, I'm tired of the fucking Apple treadmill. There are developers that bitch about "Android fragmentation" but you know what? That isn't SHIT compared to when you are trying to get an app out, and the fuckers won't approve you --- or the fact that you need no less than FOUR FUCKING SIGNED CERTIFICATES to get your job done and submit to the fucking iTunes store.
Here's the development path for iOS - assuming you are doing native code (which not everyone does):
App Dev program ---> XCode ---> Compile and repeat ---> Run on device ---> Release version ---> Programmer Cert ---> Distribution Cert ---> Developer Cert ---> Application Cert ---> Submit to iTunes ---> Get knocked back because your app duplicates something they have in the fucking pipeline, or you just don't have the right 'feel' (no shit, real reason).
Compared to Android:
Android SDK (Fucking FREE, not $99 a year like Apple) ---> Eclipse IDE ---> Code your heart out ---> App is signed ONCE, and if you want to use Google Play, TWICE ---> Push to device ---> Fucking RUN TO YOUR HEARTS CONTENT
Yeah, FUCK Apple, seriously. The wankers can't even get their wifi and screen tech right. God help them if Samsung decides not to play ball and architect their next processor, or supply parts for the iPhone Leftover party.
Good insight dude.
Can't ... get this song ... outta my head .... :0/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQ4j-MBnLQo
44% in favor of drones over US...Polls by HSA to convince the public everyone likes the fascist state.
why do election polls all want us to think every election is close? if you do not know, you are too dumb to read ZH anyway.
never a poll that has the question..do you give a rat's ass about this fake poll?
666? Big whoop. Call me when it closes at 218, the number of the Anti-Cosmic Current of Chaos Gnosticism.
No big deal, now if it trades at 616 we are screwed, or maybe it is 666, blahaha.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Number_of_the_Beast
hahahahahaha
Grandma wanted Apple stock, but instead received the mark of the beast!
I wish everyone who bought an Iphone5 on the first day of release was wiped off the planet like a late term abortion. Can anyone say the world wouldn't be much better off?