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Trading Halted On All NYSE Liffe London And Paris Commodities And All London Universal Stock Futures

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Update:

Because when you have infinite toner cartridge, who needs to trade?

 

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Mon, 10/01/2012 - 11:21 | 2845144 MillionDollarBoner_
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Just practicing for The Big Day ?;o)

 

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 11:24 | 2845164 Badabing
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Rumor has it, they think the market may be manipulated.

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 11:28 | 2845184 CPL
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Not by them...that's what's pissing them off.

 

I think this has to do with Iranian rials and the hoover action going on.  Won't know until the dust settles later today.

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 11:31 | 2845208 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Executive Order 12631--Working Group on Financial Markets:

http://www.archives.gov/federal-register/codification/executive-order/12631.html

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 11:36 | 2845224 Pinto Currency
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Or perhaps they are concerned that the markets are becoming un-manipulated.

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 11:36 | 2845227 Xibalba
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Better yet:  Executive Order 11110 

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 19:23 | 2846825 SWRichmond
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There are no markets, there are only interventions.

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 11:21 | 2845147 CPL
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Silver is going bananas with it's big brother gold.

 

In the hall it was whisphered....margin call and delivery now.

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 11:22 | 2845154 Lost Wages
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They've done a great job of cramming silver & gold back down while allowing stocks to go up today. Congratulations, assholes.

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 11:38 | 2845237 gaoptimize
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I love those guys (for now).  I thought I'd missed the cheap seats for the ride up when I got online this morning.   But thanks to them, I bought a few more tickets an hour ago.

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 12:49 | 2845484 seek
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Yup, I noticed last week 1785 is the "red line," every time it's crossed that in the past couple weeks it's triggered an aggressive beat-down.

Pretty clear TPTB don't want AU leading with 18XX. They won't be able to stop it forever, though.

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 13:14 | 2845608 Money 4 Nothing
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Who writes the print again? Oh.. LBMA. No price discovery, just slavery.

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 20:38 | 2846979 Lord Koos
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And $35 for silver is a biggie too...

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 11:23 | 2845159 rqb1
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dec oi is ~90,000 for ag.  this could be the time

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 11:23 | 2845160 Bay of Pigs
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What? Both are getting hammered lower now.

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 11:25 | 2845170 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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And I am sure this has nothing to do with paper trading being suspended [cough].

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 11:30 | 2845199 Careless Whisper
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But the hedge funds are trading higher today, with GS +5, JPM +1, BAC +.30

 

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 14:02 | 2845817 silverserfer
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the new trick will be suspending trading then margin hike. Followed by an ear piercing "AAAND ITS GONE BITCH!"

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 12:15 | 2845343 ZeroPoint
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It's 21st century confiscation. If the price is trading too high, we shut the market mechansisms off. The price will be what we say it is OR ELSE.

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 13:12 | 2845599 Money 4 Nothing
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Oh shit! you took the words right out of my mouth!

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 11:21 | 2845150 Manthong
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Oops?

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 11:23 | 2845158 slaughterer
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Most inopportune halt with Bernanke on the podium in an hour.  

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 11:31 | 2845206 Conax
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Accch!  Not again.  The best chairsatan is one you never hear from.  Silver bugs need to don their helmets and flak jackets.  *wink*

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 11:42 | 2845254 Lost Wages
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Drive to the ATM as fast as possible. It may be about to "malfunction."

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 11:54 | 2845278 ZeroAvatar
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My scuba gear is ready to rock.

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 11:23 | 2845161 CvlDobd
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I guess all that fresh fiat from Santa Ben will just have to go into stocks to preserve people's wealth.

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 11:23 | 2845162 JPM Hater001
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Transitory

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 11:29 | 2845171 Dr. Engali
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Due to the terrorist networks disruption of the financial markets I am issuing executive order number 139.. The shut down any site I deem threatening act....the abiltily to shut down web sites at my discretion will provide for  free and safe financial markets.

 

Barak H. Obama

TOTUS

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 11:30 | 2845202 Schmuck Raker
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"Cry havoc, and let slip the cyber-dogs of war."

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 11:37 | 2845232 djsmps
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Because it's the right thing to do.

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 11:54 | 2845280 ebworthen
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He wouldn't shut down my free phone, would he?

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 11:57 | 2845291 CrimsonAvenger
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If you're part of the bottom 90%, you'll be fine. If you're part of the top 1%, you'll be super-fine. If you're in that narrow 9% band that's left, you're going to get fucked six ways to Sunday.

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 12:01 | 2845302 ZeroAvatar
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It's Bush's fault.  Heckuva job, browneye.

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 12:47 | 2845476 Acet
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Of course not. Not a Nobel Peace Prize like him.

By the way, heard that the next Nobel Peace Prize is going to go to Nathanyahu for his work in promoting peace in the Middle East.

 

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 14:34 | 2846007 silverserfer
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when the totalitarian facist state takes control we'll know cause zerohedge will be gone 

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 11:27 | 2845177 Peter Pan
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Fear, rumours, manipulation and greed can do incredible things to a market in both directions within minutes.

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 11:27 | 2845181 f16hoser
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God Save the Queen! Better hide the Silver....

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 11:29 | 2845192 Everybodys All ...
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Single file please...

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 11:30 | 2845200 Quinvarius
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Askless! Except for jpms school of whales traders.

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 11:31 | 2845204 Whoa Dammit
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Technical trading halt. So which trading desk "technically" went TU?

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 11:36 | 2845221 Dr. Engali
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Technical difficulties=  we are losing control of precious metals.

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 11:36 | 2845225 Anglo Hondo
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Oops, sorry, I thought it was the light switch.

 

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 11:40 | 2845242 Anglo Hondo
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Ah, Molson Coors Brewing was down 3.3%.  It was the silver bullet wot done it.

 

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 11:40 | 2845244 FreeMktFisherMN
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Quite a day so far.  One doesn't need to have on a tin foil hat to sense the concerted effort to suppress PM prices.

 

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 11:42 | 2845251 Dawnofinsanity
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Just the 3 month maintenance on the algorithm.  Must make sure the public loses

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 11:48 | 2845267 q99x2
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Don't check your wallets while there are no software generated graphs to let you know how well the economy is doing. Consumer confidence may go down.

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 11:55 | 2845274 ebworthen
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Blythe had to go the red phone, apparently.

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 11:52 | 2845275 TheInfoman
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None of this matters.  I got me an Obama phone!

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 12:17 | 2845349 eatthebanksters
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the correct grammar...I just got me a Obama phone...

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 12:55 | 2845463 Money 4 Nothing
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Me ann all mah naughty here in Cleavland got us Obama Fone bitches!! And he gunna do moe!

Yall feel me? (as I recoil from my computer screen in shock)

Elektick bill, gas bill, automobills and all! 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpAOwJvTOio

 

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 14:14 | 2845893 RockyRacoon
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Fox News no less:

“The free Obama phone is an important program, especially for low income families that would otherwise not have access to basic communications,” the homepage of obamaphone.net reads.

The site does, however, clarify that Obama did not start the program and that there's no such thing as an "Obama phone."

"It’s true that government provides free cellphones to the poor and disabled people," the site reads. "But the Obama part is not true as Obama didn’t initiate this program. It’s on the run [sic] since the administration of Reagan."

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2012/09/28/viral-video-touting-obama-phone-puts-spotlight-on-16-billion-federal-program/#ixzz284YKwkHq
Mon, 10/01/2012 - 18:26 | 2846704 ZeroAvatar
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............because access to basic communications is a human right since, ...since...........ah fuckit, it's FREE!  GIBSME!

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 13:01 | 2845544 sosoome
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None of this matters.  I got me an Obama phone

as if anyone who has an OBarry phone would actually be aware of "this".

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 13:56 | 2845793 ThisIsBob
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He didn't make that phone.

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 14:15 | 2845898 RockyRacoon
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Correct!  Reagan did.

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 11:56 | 2845287 ZeroAvatar
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What's that?  Over there!  By the stage!  Is that a FIRE?

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 12:04 | 2845307 Alea Iactaest
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Look, it's a monkey!

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 13:49 | 2845766 ncdirtdigger
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And a flying one at that!

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 11:58 | 2845293 Nobody For President
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Just for one brief moment, it would be SO cool to know what the fuck was going on. Seems to be a pretty elusive moment these last few years. Does not appear to be one government official or ranking banker in the known world who will tell anything close to the truth (except maybe the Czech pres), and 'official data' is manipulated garbage, to be revised closer to sort-of reality next week or next month.

I think even the algos are getting confused. (Horrors!)

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 12:17 | 2845352 giggler123
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Some single handed, rogue I.T. guy akin to that single handed trader post the other day perhaps, again drunken at his post no doubt... CTRL-P???

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 12:18 | 2845355 Mesquite
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Luv this thread...!!

 

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 12:25 | 2845382 Quinvarius
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Turn those machines back on!!!

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 12:42 | 2845448 Money 4 Nothing
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Bullish if I ever seen!

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 13:07 | 2845565 squexx
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So, this is bullish for tungsten, right?!?

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 13:14 | 2845606 sink critically
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The roadrunner is suspended in midair after failing to stop at the edge of the fiscal cliff.

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 13:26 | 2845661 Money 4 Nothing
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God's work..

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 13:55 | 2845790 All Out Of Bubblegum
Mon, 10/01/2012 - 14:48 | 2846081 maxblockm
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Bitcoin is utterly dependent upon both a functioning Internet and power grid. Ask anyone in India how they liked having their funds locked up in cyberspace.

...if you can't use or convert BitCoins because the infrastructure is unavailable then your money has been essentially stolen anyway (if you can't hold it you don't own it).

Bitcoin is great as a currency, but it does have some SERIOUS risks.

 

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 15:37 | 2846238 All Out Of Bubblegum
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"Bitcoin is utterly dependent upon both a functioning Internet and power grid. "

 

Nowadays, so is the banking system. Vesting in bitcoin just means that I'm making a bet that the net will be up next year. 

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 14:11 | 2845873 orangegeek
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But the Dow was up 150 points on bullish, no wait bearish - let's call it WTF news.

 

So everything is ok.

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 18:32 | 2846717 ZeroAvatar
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So, at the end of the day, what was the explanation?

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 19:57 | 2846880 Tunga
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Legitimate rape.

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