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First Obama vs Romney Presidential Debate - Live Webcast
At 9pm Eastern, the first of many presidential debates will begin, whose ultimate goal will be to validate in the minds of those 47% or so (aka the very loud minority) who intend to vote for the next president, that they have made the right choice. They haven't (for the reason, or rather 16,171,037,343,409 reasons, see here: neither candidate can do anything at all to prevent the debt crisis iceberg that America is careening into full speed, and which nobody could have foreseen). But it sure makes for great theater, and even better drinking games. So fire up the Interwebs, prepare your Tungstenschläger IV drip, lean back in your favorite easy, bought on credit, and soon to be repossessed chair, and be distracted, unknowing that during the duration of the debate, the US raked up another $200-$300 million in public debt (depending on the frequency and duration of the commercial breaks).
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Ron Paul Bitchez!
What about the stream that allows some third party candidates to respond to questions?
http://www.democracynow.org/
We're not watching the debate to hear where legitimate candidates stand on the issues. We're watching because it's one of the funniest things you will ever see.
Basically, mindless entertainment.
Dear Mike: (and by Mike I mean you, not you)
whilst you listen, watch this
https://bitly.com/VbvC4Z+
WELCOME TO......
WHO......
FUCKING......
CARES!!!!!
I'm drunk on JOBS
Hammered in first ten seconds, how about a cup of coffee everytime Obummer blathers
Ronbama Obamney 2012
I thought I got the Tweet of the Night in when, to Samuel L. Jackson, I tweeted "Snakes on a Stage."
"I had a friend who said, 'You don't pick winners and losers, you just pick the losers.'"
Best line of the night.......
i'm high. it's very surreal. it's also about ...
i just turned it off, i'm doing something else.
Obama: "How do you like my electric tie?"
Romney: "Congratulations on your wife."
Obama: We need more jobs. Hire more teachers.
Romney: We need more jobs. Fewer regulations on small business.
Obama: We agree.
Romney: Nods. We agree. Taxes?
Obama: We agree.
Talking in fucking circles, right? Fuck them, when does Ron Paul go on?
Brought to you with unlimited lowest common denominator appeal by SkyNet.
What if Skynet were real and this really was happening?
What then bi-otch?
I just heard the phrase "Social Security is structurally sound" for the first time in my life.
Priceless. This is why I watch!
This...this is the best we can do.
...
Here comes the free candy!
http://ericsprott.blogspot.ca/
If Romney keeps this up , Obama will vote for him :)
That was a good piece. Heard it this morning. My favorite is Clinton predicating Ross Perot's presence on the removal of one debate and countering the other two against major sports events. The whole system is a corrupt joke. A sick joke.
OMG - I heard that shit on my way home today. Folks next to me must have been wondering why the idot next to them was screaming and cussing to himself out loud like a lunitic. Good lord politics is so fucking corrupt. Here's a blurb for everyone who missed it:
"George Farah, founder of Open Debates, tells Democracy Now that the "Commission of Presidential Debates sounds like a government agency. It sounds like a non-partisan entity, which is by design. It’s intended to deceive the American people. But in reality, it’s a private corporation, financed primarily by Anheuser-Busch and other major companies, that was created by the Republican and Democratic Parties to seize control of the Presidential debates from the League of Women Voters in 1987."
I keep wondering what they are going to talk about.. they seem to agree on almost everything important?
"I love goldman sachs"
"I love goldman sachs more"
"I hired 1 as my advisor"
"I hired 1 as my sec of treasury"
etc..
"I have had Lloyd's dick in my ass"
"I have sucked Jamie Dimon's cock"
"I have sucked Jamie's cock with Lloyd's dick in my ass"
"I have sucked Jamie's cock with Lloyd's dick in my ass, while Ben Bernake jerked off in the corner."
Reids friend will be viewing with rapt attention as will Joe Soptic and Jeremiah Wright.
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What?
Reid got caught with his pants down around his ankles...and Soptic was actually screwed by his own choices and the guy actually running Bain when Soptic is talking about it IS A MEGA OBAMA BUNDLER.
Jeremiah...lol...speaks for himself.
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/B/BKN_FLOPPING_PENALTIES
NYC SETS FLOPPING PENALTIES; SOME BUILDINGS MAY BE FINED
New York City will penalize floppers this season, fining buildings for repeated violations of an act city officials said has "no place in our town."
Those exaggerated falls to the ground may fool reporters and viewers during a live broadcast, but officials at city hall plan to take a look for themselves afterward.
Buildings will get a warning the first time, then be fined $5,000 for a second violation. The fines increase to $10,000 for a third offense, $15,000 for a fourth and $30,000 the fifth time. Six or more could lead to a suspension.
"Flops have no place in our game -they either fool the military into undertaking undeserved regime change or fool the public into thinking officials failed to respond to an act of aggression," the vice president said in a statement.
Accordingly, both the League of Architects and the competition committee felt strongly that "any building who the league determines, following video review, to have committed a flop should - after a warning - be given an automatic penalty."
Some buildings oppose the measure.
WTC7 complained that "it takes away an essential part of the gameplay if you're not allowed to simply collapse during a moment of excitement, whether from broken windows or burning rooms or whatever."
Officials said flopping will be defined as "any physical act that appears to have been intended to cause the MSM to call a foul on another sovereign state."
The blame for the rise in flopping is often aimed at the international architects who came to NYC after growing up watching soccer, where falling down in hopes of drawing a foul is part of the game.
For those who are having difficulty tunning in:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8cfjxJlJhM
In? I'm trying to tune the so called debate out! I'd only watch if Natan Yahoo was the moderator, that would be a funny one to watch.
Is that Maddow clone?
Was it the bulge in the pantsuit that gave her away?
Tyler you are one, or two, or three.... (whatever) ..... Funny S.O.B
Go Obama Go~
Go away Obama go away
Fixed it for ya
i have seen signs for obama with the single word "change" and i wonder if they think it means the same thing this time.
I get approached daily by plenty of guys wearing obama shirts holding a cup with the word 'change' written on it.
Yay Socialism! Go Barack Go..
Goldman Socialism. Big Government, Big Banks, Big Debt, Big Armies. Big Lies
http://www.google.com/imgres?um=1&hl=en&sa=N&biw=1280&bih=653&tbm=isch&tbnid=NrblcAAxvhhs7M:&imgrefurl=http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm%3Flink_id%3D77965&docid=kLVUWbYrNodFQM&imgurl=http://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/pres-debate-drinking-game.jpg&w=554&h=800&ei=Xd1sUKn0O8qDyAHsw4GgBw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=722&vpy=126&dur=935&hovh=148&hovw=102&tx=101&ty=141&sig=108828684573017278283&page=1&tbnh=148&tbnw=102&start=0&ndsp=18&ved=1t:429,r:3,s:0,i:87
If either candidate even mentions "QE3", you gotta take a shot of glenlivet
Gary Johnson 100% should be in this. And if you truly believe in either of these puppets than you should not drink-keep every last brain cell intact cause your not operating at 100%
1/2 HOUR IN...Ron Johnson looks pretty damn good
1 hour in and Ron Jeremy is looking good.
ROTFL...... Enough for you!
Wtf no Elevator Guy?!?
Tweedledee, Tweedledum
(the origin of gangham style?)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=srzXnDa2rw4
Barack: I'm Tweedledee, he's Tweedledum.
Mitt: Two spacemen marching to a drum.
Barack + Mtt: We slith among the mimsey toves, and gyre among the borogoves. (On their knees again.)
Soft shoe bitchez.
Dem wingtips is da nazz.
My kids love K-Pop.
http://imgur.com/a/TmNQP
RON PAUL
In fairness to every politician. We are at the point of no return, we have crossed the rubicon, the event horizon of debt.
You have bled us to the point of no return. Thank you shot callers you.
post of the string award. Math knows no political philosophy
Never have so many people prepared themselves to waste so much accumulated time...such as those of us who have tuned in to watch this infomercial.
Everyone...charts up. Watching the US dollar here....should be fun.
Yawn, just another dog and pony show.
http://www.democracynow.org/2012/10/3/ahead_of_first_obama_romney_debate...
You can safely go to bed.
I guess your plan was to stay sober tonight? :)
MAY THE BEST HUMP WIN!
what no entrance songs?
benny hill theme seems appropriate
Badenweiler march would have been appropriate to both.
gotta post a link for that one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjYO5IWbJ1c
ok I just puked all my beer up and it just started... I loose!
exactly.. no one cares about education or even taxes.. just where is Ben dropping the next pile of money
Actually it was when the TOTUS was kissing his wife's butt that made me yack.. ;) But your point was not lost on me.
i hear ya.. just put them both on a japanese game show
LOL - MXC - Most Extreme Elimination Challenge except with live alligators..
Don't complain! The wife says I can have a shot and a beer every time Federal Reserve is mentioned. I may as well go to bed now, my evening is ruined.
LOL
At ten PM she gave me another chance, if we hear "Torte Reform" I can have that straight gin I covet. A piece of cake, or should I say Torte again?
You are my people.
Mr Lehrer: Mr Pres, please comment on trickle down.
Ah, we agree on all this.
Cockfight! Place your bets.
Good luck having a cockfight with these two limp dicks...
I'm just happy WB7 didn't touch this. My mind has been sullied enough for one day.
He would have liberally used pixelation.
Five minutes in, and I've had all of Obama I can stand. Romney's kicking his ass so far. Going to bed now.
psst THEY AREN'T FIGHTING!
obammy gonna keep that tuition low???????????
obammy gonna keep that tuition low???????????
You betcha!!
So they can finish and go back home to mom n' daddy,with a FOREVER debt over there heads, and no WAY out.
We can have EVERTHING! We're Americans!!!
Can I have a conveniently placed asteroid impact RIGHT NOW?
Obama: "Economic patriotism"
Translation: pay up, suckers!
Who won the debate?
RON PAUL!
Watching on CSPAN. Split screen & feed is advanced over other channels. You should see the smirk on the marxist face when Romney speaks.
You should see the smirk on the face of the gay automatron when the Marxist speaks.
DON'T VOTE.
, it only encourages them.
16,171,037,343,409 reasons, but a bitch ain't one....
....hit me!
ARe rear naked chokes allowed in this match ? Armbars? Dog Breath ???
No eye guaging.....
FIGHT!
Politicians for the most part remind me of high school
Student council nerds, social losers that need the false praise
and worship of strangers to validate their existence. They would be
laughable if they weren't constantly fucking up every issue they ever try
to solve. Most problems will never be solved, just tolerated- like my wife's
ass getting bigger.
It will never be bigger than the first lady's.
Here's something to get you going:
http://thechive.com/2012/09/28/sir-mix-a-lot-would-be-proud-51-photos/?obref=obinsite
that was good
but you forgot that part about your ass never getting bigger
Okay...so I did just the opposite of what I do with CNBS...I blanked the picture and turned up the sound...Sheesh!...without a picture I can't tell which one is Obozo and which one is Mittens...lesson learned...two fucking losers with the same agenda, but in different words...errr...I mean BULLSHIT!
Forgot this bullshit was tonight. Oh well going read a book or surf ZH and entertain myself with troll comments. I will come back later and read everyone's comments. Usually can get a summary in one sentence or less with these 2 jack-offs on the mic.
me too rereading the Eiger Sanction where Hemlock bangs jemima
haha!!!! I am going to have to look for something on my level. Not sure if I am ready to break away from the crayons. Oh man I love the crayons but I want to use the markers. GOD I LOVE THE SMELL OF THEM MARKERS!!!!!!
moderator Jim should have a UN peacekeeping uniform
The key is "money in your pocket".
What's up with Romney's smirk? Is he channeling the Joker from the first Batman movie?
They won't let the economy section end.
Someone get TSA in there
Was there a "Blame Bush" clause in the drinking game??? I'm blacking out.........
Got your bingo cards ready?
can ZH post the next facts on the screen?
I like Big Bird.
And I'm drinking Irish Whiskey for a change.
PBS made more on Big Bird than Romney did on Bain. Am guessing that's why some think it's beyond time to cut off PBS from government funding.
On the debt, Obama: Monetize it Romney: Monetize it
Couldn't pass up what is likely the brain washing going on. Here are my favorite key words in speeches by these 2 cum guzzlers.
Fear
Fear
Scared
WAR
Terror
Terrorism
Terrorism
Terrorism
Nuclear
Nuclear
War
Bomb
Iran
Iran
Bible
Israel
War
Federal Reserve
QE infinity
New World
Terrorism
Terror
Fear
War
Patriotism
Patriotism
Terrorism
Patriotism
And thats likely your brain washing techniques for tonight. Got to key in on those subliminal messages.
too much time hangin' at the DHS FCs
http://epic.org/privacy/fusion/
My time is too precious to waste listening to a bunch of lies and excuses. If I want to hear that, I'll call up one of my renters that is late on their rent.
We have a credit card?
What's in YOUR treasury?
Romney will cut all programs that aren't critical....lists 2: Obamacare and PBS. Well Gee Whiz, that'll close the deficit.
When Barack Obama and Mitt Romney face off for the first time at tonight’s presidential debate in Denver, they’ll also be taking a lie detector test.
A spokesman for the group Americans for Limited Government told The Daily Caller on Wednesday they have contracted with a company to use new truth detecting technology to determine whether either candidate is lying during the debate.
“For the first time, within a few hours of a political debate, the American people will know if the candidates are telling the truth, and better be able to judge what promises are real, and which ones are nothing more than political pandering,” Bill Wilson, president of Americans for Limited Government said.
The conservative-leaning group says they hope to release the results from Voice Analysis Technology within three hours of the debate.
“The operating assumption by the general public is that if a politician’s mouth is moving, he or she must be lying, by putting Obama and Romney to the test, we will find out if this is true,” Wilson said.
Voice Analysis Technology, according to a news release, has done work for high-profile criminal cases including for the case of Natalie Holloway, the Alabama high school student who died in Aruba.
They’ve also done interrogations for the Department of Defense, Bureau of Prisons, the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department and 60 other law enforcement agencies, according to the group.
Read more: http://dailycaller.com/2012/10/03/obama-and-romney-to-face-real-lie-detector-test-during-debate/#ixzz28I1Ur2kla few minutes into this so called debate that detector will go off like a 10 kiloton.
Please link Moe and/or Homer taking lie detector tests on the Simpsons.
Henry Bloggerette
Obama just won
"I Like Big Bird." - Mitt Romney
That's the kind of talk I like to hear from a Presidential candidate. If Mitt mentions Scooby Doo before the night is over he has my vote.
If Mitt loses the election, maybe he can host a kid's show on PBS...call it "Mittens' Kittens." His soothing robotic persona is perfect for the 2-4 year old demographic.
zh gold.
I want him to say "MEOW" 10 times during the debate.
He does that, he's President without an election.
Where is the Democrat?
They're both there.
(So are both Republicans)
Don't give a crap. The game is rigged.
Obama's choking. Not that it will matter.
I'm a giant douche and you should vote for me.
I'm a turd sandwich and you should vote for me.
I'll cut taxes and make your life better. I'm a giant douche and I approved this message.
I'll cut taxes more than my opponent, making your life even better. I'm a turd sandwich and I approved this message.
Fuck them both.
Am I wasted or is Mitt so far, wiping the floor with Obama? See, Obama's problem as I see it, is he now has a record.
But dont you know that the media has set the stage that Obama probably won't do well. Failsafe!
Romney gained a 10 point bump according to intrade.
HA... this is what it reads for me right now:
Barack Obama to be re-elected President in 2012 Share on facebook Share on google_plusone More Sharing Services 66.6%CHANCE Last prediction was: $6.66 / share Today's Change: -$0.74 (-10%) Contract Type: 0-100
Fat man from New Jersey was spot on.
SS is basically sound. That's good to hear.
I agree
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjYO5IWbJ1c
Dude.. It's broke.
Mitt is destroying him
which was the only option after destroying himself during much of his campaign
like their parties, both candidates suck
2 mupets on the stage.The guy with red tie,stays more stable.
MSM will say it's a draw.
I wonder if Mittens and BamBam are as bored as everyone watching.
no...they're huge fans of themselves
Gawwwwwwd. I'm thinking maybe I should just kill myself now.....................
nah, there's lots of beautiful islands outside of this asylum.. just escape
Try playing russian roulette with a semi automatic.
PBS is including Jill Stein and Rocky Anderson at http://www.democracynow.org/ live streaming plus in studio.
ZeroHedge.com bitches about 2 party politics, but doesn't include a link to the one network with #expandthedebate
Meanwhile, there's a Rothschild somewhere laughing his ass off at the phony choice.
Why can't I open a bank in my garage Mitt???? I got more gold than you!
...because then you'd be competing with his masters at Goldman, Morgan, etc. They don't like competition, that's why they created a banking cartel (federal reserve system) and fund politicians like Rombama to defend it.
Mitt Romney: "Regulation is essential. You can't have capitalism without regulation....every free economy has to have regulation,"
Turd Sandwich (...or is it Giant Douche) just went full retard, maybe he's running for Obama's VP.