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First Obama vs Romney Presidential Debate - Live Webcast

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At 9pm Eastern, the first of many presidential debates will begin, whose ultimate goal will be to validate in the minds of those 47% or so (aka the very loud minority) who intend to vote for the next president, that they have made the right choice. They haven't (for the reason, or rather 16,171,037,343,409 reasons, see here: neither candidate can do anything at all to prevent the debt crisis iceberg that America is careening into full speed, and which nobody could have foreseen). But it sure makes for great theater, and even better drinking games. So fire up the Interwebs, prepare your Tungstenschläger IV drip, lean back in your favorite easy, bought on credit, and soon to be repossessed chair, and be distracted, unknowing that during the duration of the debate, the US raked up another $200-$300 million in public debt (depending on the frequency and duration of the commercial breaks).



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Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:46 | 2854149 fuu
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Ron Paul Bitchez!

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:51 | 2854160 A L I E N
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What about the stream that allows some third party candidates to respond to questions?

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:00 | 2854193 Robot Traders Mom
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We're not watching the debate to hear where legitimate candidates stand on the issues. We're watching because it's one of the funniest things you will ever see.


Basically, mindless entertainment.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:07 | 2854204 Zer0head
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Dear Mike: (and by Mike I mean you, not you)

whilst you listen, watch this 

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:12 | 2854232 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:23 | 2854270 prains
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I'm drunk on JOBS

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:39 | 2854322 spastic_colon
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Hammered in first ten seconds, how about a cup of coffee everytime Obummer blathers

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 22:27 | 2854508 strannick
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Ronbama Obamney 2012

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 23:34 | 2854695 Thomas
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I thought I got the Tweet of the Night in when, to Samuel L. Jackson, I tweeted "Snakes on a Stage."

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:40 | 2854327 fuu
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"I had a friend who said, 'You don't pick winners and losers, you just pick the losers.'"

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:51 | 2854370 rfaze
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Best line of the night.......

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:55 | 2854387 lemonobrien
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i'm high. it's very surreal. it's also about ...


Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:59 | 2854396 lemonobrien
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i just turned it off, i'm doing something else.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:13 | 2854233 Precious
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Obama:  "How do you like my electric tie?"

Romney: "Congratulations on your wife."

Obama: We need more jobs.  Hire more teachers.

Romney: We need more jobs.   Fewer regulations on small business.

Obama: We agree.

Romney: Nods.  We agree.  Taxes?

Obama: We agree.




Wed, 10/03/2012 - 22:26 | 2854505 Dalago
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Talking in fucking circles, right?  Fuck them, when does Ron Paul go on?

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:08 | 2854217 Uncle Remus
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Brought to you with unlimited lowest common denominator appeal by SkyNet.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:36 | 2854314 JPM Hater001
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What if Skynet were real and this really was happening?

What then bi-otch?

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:44 | 2854346 Robot Traders Mom
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I just heard the phrase "Social Security is structurally sound" for the first time in my life.


Priceless. This is why I watch!

Thu, 10/04/2012 - 02:23 | 2854972 A Nanny Moose
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This...this is the best we can do.


Wed, 10/03/2012 - 22:03 | 2854415 Silver Bug
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Here comes the free candy!

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 22:08 | 2854429 YuropeanImbecille
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If Romney keeps this up , Obama will vote for him :)

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 22:50 | 2854589 DaveyJones
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That was a good piece. Heard it this morning. My favorite is Clinton predicating Ross Perot's presence on the removal of one debate and countering the other two against major sports events. The whole system is a corrupt joke. A sick joke.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 23:34 | 2854698 Citxmech
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OMG - I heard that shit on my way home today.  Folks next to me must have been wondering why the idot next to them was screaming and cussing to himself out loud like a lunitic.  Good lord politics is so fucking corrupt.  Here's a blurb for everyone who missed it:

"George Farah, founder of Open Debates, tells Democracy Now that the "Commission of Presidential Debates sounds like a government agency. It sounds like a non-partisan entity, which is by design. It’s intended to deceive the American people. But in reality, it’s a private corporation, financed primarily by Anheuser-Busch and other major companies, that was created by the Republican and Democratic Parties to seize control of the Presidential debates from the League of Women Voters in 1987."

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:03 | 2854203 dannyboy
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I keep wondering what they are going to talk about.. they seem to agree on almost everything important?

"I love goldman sachs"

"I love goldman sachs more"

"I hired 1 as my advisor"

"I hired 1 as my sec of treasury"


Wed, 10/03/2012 - 23:42 | 2854722 FEDbuster
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"I have had Lloyd's dick in my ass"

"I have sucked Jamie Dimon's cock"

"I have sucked Jamie's cock with Lloyd's dick in my ass"

"I have sucked Jamie's cock with Lloyd's dick in my ass, while Ben Bernake jerked off in the corner."

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:23 | 2854153 nmewn
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Reids friend will be viewing with rapt attention as will Joe Soptic and Jeremiah Wright.



Reid got caught with his pants down around his ankles...and Soptic was actually screwed by his own choices and the guy actually running Bain when Soptic is talking about it IS A MEGA OBAMA BUNDLER. for himself.

Thu, 10/04/2012 - 00:19 | 2854586 SafelyGraze
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New York City will penalize floppers this season, fining buildings for repeated violations of an act city officials said has "no place in our town."

Those exaggerated falls to the ground may fool reporters and viewers during a live broadcast, but officials at city hall plan to take a look for themselves afterward.

Buildings will get a warning the first time, then be fined $5,000 for a second violation. The fines increase to $10,000 for a third offense, $15,000 for a fourth and $30,000 the fifth time. Six or more could lead to a suspension.

"Flops have no place in our game -they either fool the military into undertaking undeserved regime change or fool the public into thinking officials failed to respond to an act of aggression," the vice president said in a statement.

Accordingly, both the League of Architects and the competition committee felt strongly that "any building who the league determines, following video review, to have committed a flop should - after a warning - be given an automatic penalty."

Some buildings oppose the measure.

WTC7 complained that "it takes away an essential part of the gameplay if you're not allowed to simply collapse during a moment of excitement, whether from broken windows or burning rooms or whatever."

Officials said flopping will be defined as "any physical act that appears to have been intended to cause the MSM to call a foul on another sovereign state."

The blame for the rise in flopping is often aimed at the international architects who came to NYC after growing up watching soccer, where falling down in hopes of drawing a foul is part of the game.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:49 | 2854159 JuliaS
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For those who are having difficulty tunning in:

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:00 | 2854191 optimator
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In?  I'm trying to tune the so called debate out!  I'd only watch if Natan Yahoo was the moderator, that would be a funny one to watch.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:50 | 2854164 savant
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Is that Maddow clone?

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:48 | 2854361 Joe Davola
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Was it the bulge in the pantsuit that gave her away?

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:52 | 2854166 Dr. Engali
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Tyler you are one, or two, or three.... (whatever) ..... Funny S.O.B

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:51 | 2854169 nestle
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Go Obama Go~

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 22:05 | 2854421 SilverIsKing
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Go away Obama go away

Fixed it for ya

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 22:57 | 2854619 jeff montanye
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i have seen signs for obama with the single word "change" and i wonder if they think it means the same thing this time.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 23:33 | 2854694 Ness.
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I get approached daily by plenty of guys wearing obama shirts holding a cup with the word 'change' written on it.  


Wed, 10/03/2012 - 22:29 | 2854514 homersimpson
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Yay Socialism! Go Barack Go..

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 22:52 | 2854605 DaveyJones
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Goldman Socialism. Big Government, Big Banks, Big Debt, Big Armies. Big Lies

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:52 | 2854173 savant
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Gary Johnson 100% should be in this. And if you truly believe in either of these puppets than you should not drink-keep every last brain cell intact cause your not operating at 100%

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:40 | 2854326 Clueless Economist
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1/2 HOUR IN...Ron Johnson looks pretty damn good

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 22:07 | 2854426 SilverIsKing
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1 hour in and Ron Jeremy is looking good.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 22:37 | 2854555 EvlTheCat
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ROTFL...... Enough for you!

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:53 | 2854175 williambanzai7
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Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:55 | 2854179 fuu
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Wtf no Elevator Guy?!?

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:21 | 2854222 Zer0head
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Tweedledee,  Tweedledum

(the origin of gangham style?)

Barack: I'm Tweedledee, he's Tweedledum.



Mitt: Two spacemen marching to a drum.



Barack + Mtt: We slith among the mimsey toves, and gyre among the borogoves. (On their knees again.)

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:56 | 2854181 nmewn
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Soft shoe bitchez.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:05 | 2854207 Uncle Remus
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Dem wingtips is da nazz.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:26 | 2854281 Spastica Rex
Wed, 10/03/2012 - 23:56 | 2854745 jomama
Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:00 | 2854178 Insideher Trading
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In fairness to every politician. We are at the point of no return, we have crossed the rubicon, the event horizon of debt.

You have bled us to the point of no return. Thank you shot callers you.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 22:55 | 2854612 DaveyJones
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post of the string award. Math knows no political philosophy

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:01 | 2854190 Cdad
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Never have so many people prepared themselves to waste so much accumulated time...such as those of us who have tuned in to watch this infomercial. 

Everyone...charts up.  Watching the US dollar here....should be fun.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:01 | 2854198 Bunga Bunga
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Yawn, just another dog and pony show.






Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:41 | 2854331 kridkrid
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If they ask Barack or Mitt tonight about Bradley Manning, indefinite detention, warrantless spying, drones, US military misadventures in 6+ countries, presidential kill lists/assassinations, the Fed, fiat money, the Drug War, corporate welfare, Julian Assange, or human rights, let me know.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 22:09 | 2854432 SilverIsKing
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You can safely go to bed.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 22:39 | 2854560 EvlTheCat
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I guess your plan was to stay sober tonight? :)

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:02 | 2854201 Gringo Viejo
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Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:04 | 2854205 dark pools of soros
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what no entrance songs?

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:06 | 2854214 brak
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benny hill theme seems appropriate

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:21 | 2854263 optimator
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Badenweiler march would have been appropriate to both.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:24 | 2854277 dark pools of soros
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gotta post a link for that one


Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:06 | 2854210 EvlTheCat
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ok I just puked all my beer up and it just started... I loose!

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:11 | 2854230 dark pools of soros
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exactly.. no one cares about education or even taxes.. just where is Ben dropping the next pile of money

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:13 | 2854235 EvlTheCat
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Actually it was when the TOTUS was kissing his wife's butt that made me yack.. ;)  But your point was not lost on me.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:26 | 2854284 dark pools of soros
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i hear ya.. just put them both on a japanese game show

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:40 | 2854328 EvlTheCat
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LOL - MXC - Most Extreme Elimination Challenge except with live alligators..

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:20 | 2854257 optimator
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Don't complain!  The wife says I can have a shot and a beer every time Federal Reserve is mentioned.  I may as well go to bed now, my evening is ruined.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:21 | 2854264 EvlTheCat
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Wed, 10/03/2012 - 22:16 | 2854446 optimator
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At ten PM she gave me another chance, if we hear "Torte Reform" I can have that straight gin I covet.  A piece of cake, or should I say Torte again?


Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:11 | 2854229 ZFiNX
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You are my people.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:12 | 2854231 stiler
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Mr Lehrer: Mr Pres, please comment on trickle down.

Ah, we agree on all this.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:14 | 2854234 erg
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Cockfight! Place your bets.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:31 | 2854300 krispkritter
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Good luck having a cockfight with these two limp dicks...

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 22:17 | 2854465 erg
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I'm just happy WB7 didn't touch this. My mind has been sullied enough for one day.

He would have liberally used pixelation.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:14 | 2854237 D-2
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Five minutes in, and I've had all of Obama I can stand. Romney's kicking his ass so far. Going to bed now.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:37 | 2854250 fuu
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Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:15 | 2854241 azzhatter
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obammy gonna keep that tuition low???????????

Thu, 10/04/2012 - 07:48 | 2855218 DosZap
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obammy gonna keep that tuition low???????????

You betcha!!

So they can finish and go back home to mom n' daddy,with a FOREVER debt over there heads, and no WAY out.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:16 | 2854242 Spastica Rex
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We can have EVERTHING! We're Americans!!!

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 22:01 | 2854408 akak
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Can I have a conveniently placed asteroid impact RIGHT NOW?

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:17 | 2854243 dapper_dan
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Obama: "Economic patriotism"

Translation: pay up, suckers!

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:17 | 2854244 grunk
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Who won the debate?


Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:17 | 2854247 williambanzai7
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Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:17 | 2854248 Atomizer
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Watching on CSPAN. Split screen & feed is advanced over other channels. You should see the smirk on the marxist face when Romney speaks.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:28 | 2854291 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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You should see the smirk on the face of the gay automatron when the Marxist speaks.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:17 | 2854249 reader2010
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Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:21 | 2854266 Spastica Rex
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, it only encourages them.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:18 | 2854253 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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16,171,037,343,409 reasons, but a bitch ain't one....

....hit me!

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:18 | 2854254 Hulk
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ARe rear naked chokes allowed in this match ? Armbars? Dog Breath ???

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:26 | 2854285 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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No eye guaging.....


Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:19 | 2854258 rpc996
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Politicians for the most part remind me of high school
Student council nerds, social losers that need the false praise
and worship of strangers to validate their existence. They would be
laughable if they weren't constantly fucking up every issue they ever try
to solve. Most problems will never be solved, just tolerated- like my wife's
ass getting bigger.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:22 | 2854267 Sathington Willougby
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It will never be bigger than the first lady's.  

Here's something to get you going:

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 23:06 | 2854629 DaveyJones
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that was good

but you forgot that part about your ass never getting bigger

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:20 | 2854260 LoneStarHog
LoneStarHog's picture I did just the opposite of what I do with CNBS...I blanked the picture and turned up the sound...Sheesh!...without a picture I can't tell which one is Obozo and which one is Mittens...lesson learned...two fucking losers with the same agenda, but in different words...errr...I mean BULLSHIT!

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:22 | 2854265 saints51
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Forgot this bullshit was tonight. Oh well going read a book or surf ZH and entertain myself with troll comments. I will come back later and read everyone's comments. Usually can get a summary in one sentence or less with these 2 jack-offs on the mic.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:42 | 2854336 Clueless Economist
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me too rereading the Eiger Sanction where Hemlock bangs jemima

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:48 | 2854358 saints51
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haha!!!! I am going to have to look for something on my level. Not sure if I am ready to break away from the crayons. Oh man I love the crayons but I want to use the markers. GOD I LOVE THE SMELL OF THEM MARKERS!!!!!!

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:23 | 2854269 stiler
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moderator Jim should have a UN peacekeeping uniform

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:25 | 2854278 robertocarlos
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The key is "money in your pocket".

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:26 | 2854283 DeFeralCat
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What's up with Romney's smirk? Is he channeling the Joker from the first Batman movie?

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:27 | 2854286 j-dub
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They won't let the economy section end.  

Someone get TSA in there

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:27 | 2854287 EvlTheCat
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Was there a "Blame Bush" clause in the drinking game???  I'm blacking out.........

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:27 | 2854288 Uncle Remus
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Got your bingo cards ready?

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:28 | 2854290 dark pools of soros
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can ZH post the next facts on the screen?

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:28 | 2854292 grunk
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I like Big Bird.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:29 | 2854297 Spastica Rex
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And I'm drinking Irish Whiskey for a change.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 23:26 | 2854684 Bob Sacamano
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PBS made more on Big Bird than Romney did on Bain.  Am guessing that's why some think it's beyond time to cut off PBS from government funding. 

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:28 | 2854293 sansnobel
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On the debt, Obama: Monetize it  Romney: Monetize it

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:29 | 2854294 saints51
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Couldn't pass up what is likely the brain washing going on. Here are my favorite key words in speeches by these 2 cum guzzlers.



















Federal Reserve

QE infinity

New World










And thats likely your brain washing techniques for tonight. Got to key in on those subliminal messages.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:38 | 2854312 Zer0head
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too much time hangin' at the DHS FCs

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:29 | 2854295 TheObsoleteMan
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My time is too precious to waste listening to a bunch of lies and excuses. If I want to hear that, I'll call up one of my renters that is late on their rent.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:29 | 2854298 max2205
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We have a credit card?

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:35 | 2854311 dark pools of soros
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What's in YOUR treasury?

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:30 | 2854299 John Wilmot
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Romney will cut all programs that aren't critical....lists 2: Obamacare and PBS. Well Gee Whiz, that'll close the deficit.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:32 | 2854301 LoneStarHog
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When Barack Obama and Mitt Romney face off for the first time at tonight’s presidential debate in Denver, they’ll also be taking a lie detector test.

A spokesman for the group Americans for Limited Government told The Daily Caller on Wednesday they have contracted with a company to use new truth detecting technology to determine whether either candidate is lying during the debate.

“For the first time, within a few hours of a political debate, the American people will know if the candidates are telling the truth, and better be able to judge what promises are real, and which ones are nothing more than political pandering,” Bill Wilson, president of Americans for Limited Government said.

The conservative-leaning group says they hope to release the results from Voice Analysis Technology within three hours of the debate.

“The operating assumption by the general public is that if a politician’s mouth is moving, he or she must be lying, by putting Obama and Romney to the test, we will find out if this is true,” Wilson said.

Voice Analysis Technology, according to a news release, has done work for high-profile criminal cases including for the case of Natalie Holloway, the Alabama high school student who died in Aruba.

They’ve also done interrogations for the Department of Defense, Bureau of Prisons, the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department and 60 other law enforcement agencies, according to the group.

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Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:36 | 2854316 optimator
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a few minutes into this so called debate that detector will go off like a 10 kiloton.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 22:50 | 2854592 object_orient
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Please link Moe and/or Homer taking lie detector tests on the Simpsons.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:34 | 2854309 Zer0head
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Henry Bloggerette


Obama just won

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:34 | 2854310 Red Heeler
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"I Like Big Bird." - Mitt Romney

That's the kind of talk I like to hear from a Presidential candidate. If Mitt mentions Scooby Doo before the night is over he has my vote.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:43 | 2854342 John Wilmot
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If Mitt loses the election, maybe he can host a kid's show on it "Mittens' Kittens." His soothing robotic persona is perfect for the 2-4 year old demographic.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 23:11 | 2854651 jomama
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zh gold.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 22:03 | 2854414 grunk
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I want him to say "MEOW" 10 times during the debate.

He does that, he's President without an election.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:36 | 2854315 Everybodys All ...
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Where is the Democrat?

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 22:16 | 2854458 akak
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They're both there.


(So are both Republicans)

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:37 | 2854318 Ignorance is bliss
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Don't give a crap. The game is rigged.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:38 | 2854319 Hype Alert
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Obama's choking.  Not that it will matter.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:41 | 2854321 firstdivision
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I'm a giant douche and you should vote for me.

I'm a turd sandwich and you should vote for me.

I'll cut taxes and make your life better.  I'm a giant douche and I approved this message.

I'll cut taxes more than my opponent, making your life even better.  I'm a turd sandwich and I approved this message.


Fuck them both.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:41 | 2854330 j-dub
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Am I wasted or is Mitt so far, wiping the floor with Obama?  See, Obama's problem as I see it, is he now has a record.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:46 | 2854353 Bitchin Bear
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But dont you know that the media has set the stage that Obama probably won't do well.  Failsafe!


Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:51 | 2854368 Dr. Engali
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Romney gained a 10 point bump according to intrade.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 22:12 | 2854438 kridkrid
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HA... this is what it reads for me right now:

Barack Obama to be re-elected President in 2012 Share on facebook Share on google_plusone More Sharing Services 66.6%
CHANCE Last prediction was: $6.66 / share Today's Change: -$0.74 (-10%) Contract Type: 0-100
Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:41 | 2854332 ZippyBananaPants
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Fat man from New Jersey was spot on.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:42 | 2854334 robertocarlos
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SS is basically sound. That's good to hear.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:47 | 2854356 dark pools of soros
Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:48 | 2854359 surf0766
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Dude.. It's broke.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:42 | 2854337 Stanley Lord
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Mitt is destroying him

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 23:30 | 2854691 DaveyJones
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which was the only option after destroying himself during much of his campaign

like their parties, both candidates suck


Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:43 | 2854343 valkir
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2 mupets on the stage.The guy with red tie,stays more stable.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:44 | 2854347 stiler
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MSM will say it's a draw.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:47 | 2854360 John Wilmot
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I wonder if Mittens and BamBam are as bored as everyone watching.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 23:32 | 2854693 DaveyJones
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no...they're huge fans of themselves

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:49 | 2854362 A Lunatic
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Gawwwwwwd. I'm thinking maybe I should just kill myself now.....................

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:54 | 2854380 dark pools of soros
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nah, there's lots of beautiful islands outside of this asylum..  just escape

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 22:05 | 2854422 Curt W
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Try playing russian roulette with a semi automatic.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:49 | 2854363 A_MacLaren
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PBS is including Jill Stein and Rocky Anderson at live streaming plus in studio. bitches about 2 party politics, but doesn't include a link to the one network with #expandthedebate

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:50 | 2854365 grunk
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Meanwhile, there's a Rothschild somewhere laughing his ass off at the phony choice.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:52 | 2854373 dark pools of soros
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Why can't I open a bank in my garage Mitt????  I got more gold than you!

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:59 | 2854383 John Wilmot
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...because then you'd be competing with his masters at Goldman, Morgan, etc. They don't like competition, that's why they created a banking cartel (federal reserve system) and fund politicians like Rombama to defend it.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:53 | 2854375 John Wilmot
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Mitt Romney: "Regulation is essential. You can't have capitalism without regulation....every free economy has to have regulation,"

Turd Sandwich (...or is it Giant Douche) just went full retard, maybe he's running for Obama's VP.

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