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First Obama vs Romney Presidential Debate - Live Webcast

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At 9pm Eastern, the first of many presidential debates will begin, whose ultimate goal will be to validate in the minds of those 47% or so (aka the very loud minority) who intend to vote for the next president, that they have made the right choice. They haven't (for the reason, or rather 16,171,037,343,409 reasons, see here: neither candidate can do anything at all to prevent the debt crisis iceberg that America is careening into full speed, and which nobody could have foreseen). But it sure makes for great theater, and even better drinking games. So fire up the Interwebs, prepare your Tungstenschläger IV drip, lean back in your favorite easy, bought on credit, and soon to be repossessed chair, and be distracted, unknowing that during the duration of the debate, the US raked up another $200-$300 million in public debt (depending on the frequency and duration of the commercial breaks).

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Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:46 | Link to Comment fuu
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Ron Paul Bitchez!

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:51 | Link to Comment A L I E N
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What about the stream that allows some third party candidates to respond to questions?

http://www.democracynow.org/

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:00 | Link to Comment Robot Traders Mom
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We're not watching the debate to hear where legitimate candidates stand on the issues. We're watching because it's one of the funniest things you will ever see.

 

Basically, mindless entertainment.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:07 | Link to Comment Zer0head
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Dear Mike: (and by Mike I mean you, not you)

whilst you listen, watch this

 

https://bitly.com/VbvC4Z+ 

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:12 | Link to Comment Mr Lennon Hendrix
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WELCOME TO......

WHO......

FUCKING......

CARES!!!!!

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:23 | Link to Comment prains
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I'm drunk on JOBS

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:39 | Link to Comment spastic_colon
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Hammered in first ten seconds, how about a cup of coffee everytime Obummer blathers

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 22:27 | Link to Comment strannick
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Ronbama Obamney 2012

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 23:34 | Link to Comment Thomas
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I thought I got the Tweet of the Night in when, to Samuel L. Jackson, I tweeted "Snakes on a Stage."

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:40 | Link to Comment fuu
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"I had a friend who said, 'You don't pick winners and losers, you just pick the losers.'"

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:51 | Link to Comment rfaze
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Best line of the night.......

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:55 | Link to Comment lemonobrien
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i'm high. it's very surreal. it's also about ...

 

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:59 | Link to Comment lemonobrien
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i just turned it off, i'm doing something else.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:13 | Link to Comment Precious
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Obama:  "How do you like my electric tie?"

Romney: "Congratulations on your wife."

Obama: We need more jobs.  Hire more teachers.

Romney: We need more jobs.   Fewer regulations on small business.

Obama: We agree.

Romney: Nods.  We agree.  Taxes?

Obama: We agree.

 

 

 

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 22:26 | Link to Comment Dalago
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Talking in fucking circles, right?  Fuck them, when does Ron Paul go on?

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:08 | Link to Comment Uncle Remus
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Brought to you with unlimited lowest common denominator appeal by SkyNet.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:36 | Link to Comment JPM Hater001
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What if Skynet were real and this really was happening?

What then bi-otch?

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:44 | Link to Comment Robot Traders Mom
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I just heard the phrase "Social Security is structurally sound" for the first time in my life.

 

Priceless. This is why I watch!

Thu, 10/04/2012 - 02:23 | Link to Comment A Nanny Moose
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This...this is the best we can do.

...

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 22:03 | Link to Comment Silver Bug
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Here comes the free candy!

 

http://ericsprott.blogspot.ca/

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 22:08 | Link to Comment YuropeanImbecille
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If Romney keeps this up , Obama will vote for him :)

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 22:50 | Link to Comment DaveyJones
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That was a good piece. Heard it this morning. My favorite is Clinton predicating Ross Perot's presence on the removal of one debate and countering the other two against major sports events. The whole system is a corrupt joke. A sick joke.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 23:34 | Link to Comment Citxmech
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OMG - I heard that shit on my way home today.  Folks next to me must have been wondering why the idot next to them was screaming and cussing to himself out loud like a lunitic.  Good lord politics is so fucking corrupt.  Here's a blurb for everyone who missed it:

"George Farah, founder of Open Debates, tells Democracy Now that the "Commission of Presidential Debates sounds like a government agency. It sounds like a non-partisan entity, which is by design. It’s intended to deceive the American people. But in reality, it’s a private corporation, financed primarily by Anheuser-Busch and other major companies, that was created by the Republican and Democratic Parties to seize control of the Presidential debates from the League of Women Voters in 1987."

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:03 | Link to Comment dannyboy
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I keep wondering what they are going to talk about.. they seem to agree on almost everything important?

"I love goldman sachs"

"I love goldman sachs more"

"I hired 1 as my advisor"

"I hired 1 as my sec of treasury"

etc..

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 23:42 | Link to Comment FEDbuster
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"I have had Lloyd's dick in my ass"

"I have sucked Jamie Dimon's cock"

"I have sucked Jamie's cock with Lloyd's dick in my ass"

"I have sucked Jamie's cock with Lloyd's dick in my ass, while Ben Bernake jerked off in the corner."

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:23 | Link to Comment nmewn
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Reids friend will be viewing with rapt attention as will Joe Soptic and Jeremiah Wright.

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What?

Reid got caught with his pants down around his ankles...and Soptic was actually screwed by his own choices and the guy actually running Bain when Soptic is talking about it IS A MEGA OBAMA BUNDLER.

Jeremiah...lol...speaks for himself.

Thu, 10/04/2012 - 00:19 | Link to Comment SafelyGraze
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http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/B/BKN_FLOPPING_PENALTIES

NYC SETS FLOPPING PENALTIES; SOME BUILDINGS MAY BE FINED

New York City will penalize floppers this season, fining buildings for repeated violations of an act city officials said has "no place in our town."

Those exaggerated falls to the ground may fool reporters and viewers during a live broadcast, but officials at city hall plan to take a look for themselves afterward.

Buildings will get a warning the first time, then be fined $5,000 for a second violation. The fines increase to $10,000 for a third offense, $15,000 for a fourth and $30,000 the fifth time. Six or more could lead to a suspension.

"Flops have no place in our game -they either fool the military into undertaking undeserved regime change or fool the public into thinking officials failed to respond to an act of aggression," the vice president said in a statement.

Accordingly, both the League of Architects and the competition committee felt strongly that "any building who the league determines, following video review, to have committed a flop should - after a warning - be given an automatic penalty."

Some buildings oppose the measure.

WTC7 complained that "it takes away an essential part of the gameplay if you're not allowed to simply collapse during a moment of excitement, whether from broken windows or burning rooms or whatever."

Officials said flopping will be defined as "any physical act that appears to have been intended to cause the MSM to call a foul on another sovereign state."

The blame for the rise in flopping is often aimed at the international architects who came to NYC after growing up watching soccer, where falling down in hopes of drawing a foul is part of the game.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:49 | Link to Comment JuliaS
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For those who are having difficulty tunning in:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8cfjxJlJhM

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:00 | Link to Comment optimator
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In?  I'm trying to tune the so called debate out!  I'd only watch if Natan Yahoo was the moderator, that would be a funny one to watch.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:50 | Link to Comment savant
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Is that Maddow clone?

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:48 | Link to Comment Joe Davola
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Was it the bulge in the pantsuit that gave her away?

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:52 | Link to Comment Dr. Engali
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Tyler you are one, or two, or three.... (whatever) ..... Funny S.O.B

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:51 | Link to Comment nestle
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Go Obama Go~

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 22:05 | Link to Comment SilverIsKing
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Go away Obama go away

Fixed it for ya

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 22:57 | Link to Comment jeff montanye
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i have seen signs for obama with the single word "change" and i wonder if they think it means the same thing this time.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 23:33 | Link to Comment Ness.
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I get approached daily by plenty of guys wearing obama shirts holding a cup with the word 'change' written on it.  

 

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 22:29 | Link to Comment homersimpson
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Yay Socialism! Go Barack Go..

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 22:52 | Link to Comment DaveyJones
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Goldman Socialism. Big Government, Big Banks, Big Debt, Big Armies. Big Lies

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:52 | Link to Comment savant
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Gary Johnson 100% should be in this. And if you truly believe in either of these puppets than you should not drink-keep every last brain cell intact cause your not operating at 100%

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:40 | Link to Comment Clueless Economist
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1/2 HOUR IN...Ron Johnson looks pretty damn good

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 22:07 | Link to Comment SilverIsKing
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1 hour in and Ron Jeremy is looking good.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 22:37 | Link to Comment EvlTheCat
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ROTFL...... Enough for you!

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:53 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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GANGNAM DEBATE STYLE

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:55 | Link to Comment fuu
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Wtf no Elevator Guy?!?

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:21 | Link to Comment Zer0head
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Tweedledee,  Tweedledum

(the origin of gangham style?)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=srzXnDa2rw4

Barack: I'm Tweedledee, he's Tweedledum.

 

 

Mitt: Two spacemen marching to a drum.

 

 

Barack + Mtt: We slith among the mimsey toves, and gyre among the borogoves. (On their knees again.)

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:56 | Link to Comment nmewn
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Soft shoe bitchez.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:05 | Link to Comment Uncle Remus
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Dem wingtips is da nazz.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:26 | Link to Comment Spastica Rex
Wed, 10/03/2012 - 23:56 | Link to Comment jomama
Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:00 | Link to Comment Insideher Trading
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RON PAUL

In fairness to every politician. We are at the point of no return, we have crossed the rubicon, the event horizon of debt.

You have bled us to the point of no return. Thank you shot callers you.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 22:55 | Link to Comment DaveyJones
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post of the string award. Math knows no political philosophy

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:01 | Link to Comment Cdad
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Never have so many people prepared themselves to waste so much accumulated time...such as those of us who have tuned in to watch this infomercial. 

Everyone...charts up.  Watching the US dollar here....should be fun.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:01 | Link to Comment Bunga Bunga
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Yawn, just another dog and pony show.

http://www.democracynow.org/2012/10/3/ahead_of_first_obama_romney_debate...

 

 

 

 

 

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:41 | Link to Comment kridkrid
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If they ask Barack or Mitt tonight about Bradley Manning, indefinite detention, warrantless spying, drones, US military misadventures in 6+ countries, presidential kill lists/assassinations, the Fed, fiat money, the Drug War, corporate welfare, Julian Assange, or human rights, let me know.


Wed, 10/03/2012 - 22:09 | Link to Comment SilverIsKing
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You can safely go to bed.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 22:39 | Link to Comment EvlTheCat
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I guess your plan was to stay sober tonight? :)

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:02 | Link to Comment Gringo Viejo
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MAY THE BEST HUMP WIN!

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:04 | Link to Comment dark pools of soros
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what no entrance songs?

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:06 | Link to Comment brak
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benny hill theme seems appropriate

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:21 | Link to Comment optimator
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Badenweiler march would have been appropriate to both.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:24 | Link to Comment dark pools of soros
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gotta post a link for that one

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjYO5IWbJ1c

 

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:06 | Link to Comment EvlTheCat
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ok I just puked all my beer up and it just started... I loose!

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:11 | Link to Comment dark pools of soros
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exactly.. no one cares about education or even taxes.. just where is Ben dropping the next pile of money

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:13 | Link to Comment EvlTheCat
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Actually it was when the TOTUS was kissing his wife's butt that made me yack.. ;)  But your point was not lost on me.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:26 | Link to Comment dark pools of soros
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i hear ya.. just put them both on a japanese game show

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:40 | Link to Comment EvlTheCat
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LOL - MXC - Most Extreme Elimination Challenge except with live alligators..

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:20 | Link to Comment optimator
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Don't complain!  The wife says I can have a shot and a beer every time Federal Reserve is mentioned.  I may as well go to bed now, my evening is ruined.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:21 | Link to Comment EvlTheCat
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LOL

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 22:16 | Link to Comment optimator
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At ten PM she gave me another chance, if we hear "Torte Reform" I can have that straight gin I covet.  A piece of cake, or should I say Torte again?

 

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:11 | Link to Comment ZFiNX
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You are my people.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:12 | Link to Comment stiler
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Mr Lehrer: Mr Pres, please comment on trickle down.

Ah, we agree on all this.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:14 | Link to Comment erg
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Cockfight! Place your bets.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:31 | Link to Comment krispkritter
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Good luck having a cockfight with these two limp dicks...

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 22:17 | Link to Comment erg
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I'm just happy WB7 didn't touch this. My mind has been sullied enough for one day.

He would have liberally used pixelation.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:14 | Link to Comment D-2
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Five minutes in, and I've had all of Obama I can stand. Romney's kicking his ass so far. Going to bed now.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:37 | Link to Comment fuu
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psst THEY AREN'T FIGHTING!

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:15 | Link to Comment azzhatter
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obammy gonna keep that tuition low???????????

Thu, 10/04/2012 - 07:48 | Link to Comment DosZap
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obammy gonna keep that tuition low???????????

You betcha!!

So they can finish and go back home to mom n' daddy,with a FOREVER debt over there heads, and no WAY out.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:16 | Link to Comment Spastica Rex
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We can have EVERTHING! We're Americans!!!

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 22:01 | Link to Comment akak
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Can I have a conveniently placed asteroid impact RIGHT NOW?

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:17 | Link to Comment dapper_dan
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Obama: "Economic patriotism"

Translation: pay up, suckers!

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:17 | Link to Comment grunk
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Who won the debate?

RON PAUL!

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:17 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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MODERATOR JIM

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:17 | Link to Comment Atomizer
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Watching on CSPAN. Split screen & feed is advanced over other channels. You should see the smirk on the marxist face when Romney speaks.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:28 | Link to Comment Mr Lennon Hendrix
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You should see the smirk on the face of the gay automatron when the Marxist speaks.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:17 | Link to Comment reader2010
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DON'T VOTE.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:21 | Link to Comment Spastica Rex
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, it only encourages them.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:18 | Link to Comment Mr Lennon Hendrix
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16,171,037,343,409 reasons, but a bitch ain't one....

....hit me!

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:18 | Link to Comment Hulk
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ARe rear naked chokes allowed in this match ? Armbars? Dog Breath ???

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:26 | Link to Comment Mr Lennon Hendrix
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No eye guaging.....

FIGHT!

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:19 | Link to Comment rpc996
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Politicians for the most part remind me of high school
Student council nerds, social losers that need the false praise
and worship of strangers to validate their existence. They would be
laughable if they weren't constantly fucking up every issue they ever try
to solve. Most problems will never be solved, just tolerated- like my wife's
ass getting bigger.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:22 | Link to Comment Sathington Willougby
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It will never be bigger than the first lady's.  

Here's something to get you going:

http://thechive.com/2012/09/28/sir-mix-a-lot-would-be-proud-51-photos/?obref=obinsite

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 23:06 | Link to Comment DaveyJones
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that was good

but you forgot that part about your ass never getting bigger

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:20 | Link to Comment LoneStarHog
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Okay...so I did just the opposite of what I do with CNBS...I blanked the picture and turned up the sound...Sheesh!...without a picture I can't tell which one is Obozo and which one is Mittens...lesson learned...two fucking losers with the same agenda, but in different words...errr...I mean BULLSHIT!

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:22 | Link to Comment saints51
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Forgot this bullshit was tonight. Oh well going read a book or surf ZH and entertain myself with troll comments. I will come back later and read everyone's comments. Usually can get a summary in one sentence or less with these 2 jack-offs on the mic.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:42 | Link to Comment Clueless Economist
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me too rereading the Eiger Sanction where Hemlock bangs jemima

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:48 | Link to Comment saints51
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haha!!!! I am going to have to look for something on my level. Not sure if I am ready to break away from the crayons. Oh man I love the crayons but I want to use the markers. GOD I LOVE THE SMELL OF THEM MARKERS!!!!!!

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:23 | Link to Comment stiler
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moderator Jim should have a UN peacekeeping uniform

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:25 | Link to Comment robertocarlos
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The key is "money in your pocket".

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:26 | Link to Comment DeFeralCat
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What's up with Romney's smirk? Is he channeling the Joker from the first Batman movie?

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:27 | Link to Comment j-dub
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They won't let the economy section end.  

Someone get TSA in there

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:27 | Link to Comment EvlTheCat
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Was there a "Blame Bush" clause in the drinking game???  I'm blacking out.........

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:27 | Link to Comment Uncle Remus
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Got your bingo cards ready?

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:28 | Link to Comment dark pools of soros
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can ZH post the next facts on the screen?

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:28 | Link to Comment grunk
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I like Big Bird.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:29 | Link to Comment Spastica Rex
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And I'm drinking Irish Whiskey for a change.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 23:26 | Link to Comment Bob Sacamano
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PBS made more on Big Bird than Romney did on Bain.  Am guessing that's why some think it's beyond time to cut off PBS from government funding. 

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:28 | Link to Comment sansnobel
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On the debt, Obama: Monetize it  Romney: Monetize it

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:29 | Link to Comment saints51
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Couldn't pass up what is likely the brain washing going on. Here are my favorite key words in speeches by these 2 cum guzzlers.

 

Fear

Fear

Scared

WAR

Terror

Terrorism

Terrorism

Terrorism

Nuclear

Nuclear

War

Bomb

Iran

Iran

Bible

Israel

War

Federal Reserve

QE infinity

New World

Terrorism

Terror

Fear

War

Patriotism

Patriotism

Terrorism

Patriotism

 

And thats likely your brain washing techniques for tonight. Got to key in on those subliminal messages.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:38 | Link to Comment Zer0head
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too much time hangin' at the DHS FCs

 

http://epic.org/privacy/fusion/

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:29 | Link to Comment TheObsoleteMan
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My time is too precious to waste listening to a bunch of lies and excuses. If I want to hear that, I'll call up one of my renters that is late on their rent.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:29 | Link to Comment max2205
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We have a credit card?

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:35 | Link to Comment dark pools of soros
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What's in YOUR treasury?

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:30 | Link to Comment John Wilmot
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Romney will cut all programs that aren't critical....lists 2: Obamacare and PBS. Well Gee Whiz, that'll close the deficit.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:32 | Link to Comment LoneStarHog
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When Barack Obama and Mitt Romney face off for the first time at tonight’s presidential debate in Denver, they’ll also be taking a lie detector test.

A spokesman for the group Americans for Limited Government told The Daily Caller on Wednesday they have contracted with a company to use new truth detecting technology to determine whether either candidate is lying during the debate.

“For the first time, within a few hours of a political debate, the American people will know if the candidates are telling the truth, and better be able to judge what promises are real, and which ones are nothing more than political pandering,” Bill Wilson, president of Americans for Limited Government said.

The conservative-leaning group says they hope to release the results from Voice Analysis Technology within three hours of the debate.

“The operating assumption by the general public is that if a politician’s mouth is moving, he or she must be lying, by putting Obama and Romney to the test, we will find out if this is true,” Wilson said.

Voice Analysis Technology, according to a news release, has done work for high-profile criminal cases including for the case of Natalie Holloway, the Alabama high school student who died in Aruba.

They’ve also done interrogations for the Department of Defense, Bureau of Prisons, the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department and 60 other law enforcement agencies, according to the group.

Read more: http://dailycaller.com/2012/10/03/obama-and-romney-to-face-real-lie-detector-test-during-debate/#ixzz28I1Ur2kl
Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:36 | Link to Comment optimator
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a few minutes into this so called debate that detector will go off like a 10 kiloton.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 22:50 | Link to Comment object_orient
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Please link Moe and/or Homer taking lie detector tests on the Simpsons.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:34 | Link to Comment Zer0head
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Henry Bloggerette

 

Obama just won

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:34 | Link to Comment Red Heeler
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"I Like Big Bird." - Mitt Romney

That's the kind of talk I like to hear from a Presidential candidate. If Mitt mentions Scooby Doo before the night is over he has my vote.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:43 | Link to Comment John Wilmot
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If Mitt loses the election, maybe he can host a kid's show on PBS...call it "Mittens' Kittens." His soothing robotic persona is perfect for the 2-4 year old demographic.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 23:11 | Link to Comment jomama
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zh gold.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 22:03 | Link to Comment grunk
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I want him to say "MEOW" 10 times during the debate.

He does that, he's President without an election.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:36 | Link to Comment Everybodys All ...
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Where is the Democrat?

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 22:16 | Link to Comment akak
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They're both there.

 

(So are both Republicans)

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:37 | Link to Comment Ignorance is bliss
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Don't give a crap. The game is rigged.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:38 | Link to Comment Hype Alert
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Obama's choking.  Not that it will matter.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:41 | Link to Comment firstdivision
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I'm a giant douche and you should vote for me.

I'm a turd sandwich and you should vote for me.

I'll cut taxes and make your life better.  I'm a giant douche and I approved this message.

I'll cut taxes more than my opponent, making your life even better.  I'm a turd sandwich and I approved this message.

 

Fuck them both.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:41 | Link to Comment j-dub
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Am I wasted or is Mitt so far, wiping the floor with Obama?  See, Obama's problem as I see it, is he now has a record.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:46 | Link to Comment Bitchin Bear
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But dont you know that the media has set the stage that Obama probably won't do well.  Failsafe!

 

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:51 | Link to Comment Dr. Engali
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Romney gained a 10 point bump according to intrade.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 22:12 | Link to Comment kridkrid
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HA... this is what it reads for me right now:

Barack Obama to be re-elected President in 2012 Share on facebook Share on google_plusone More Sharing Services 66.6%
CHANCE Last prediction was: $6.66 / share Today's Change: -$0.74 (-10%) Contract Type: 0-100
Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:41 | Link to Comment ZippyBananaPants
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Fat man from New Jersey was spot on.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:42 | Link to Comment robertocarlos
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SS is basically sound. That's good to hear.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:47 | Link to Comment dark pools of soros
Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:48 | Link to Comment surf0766
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Dude.. It's broke.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:42 | Link to Comment Stanley Lord
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Mitt is destroying him

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 23:30 | Link to Comment DaveyJones
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which was the only option after destroying himself during much of his campaign

like their parties, both candidates suck

 

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:43 | Link to Comment valkir
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2 mupets on the stage.The guy with red tie,stays more stable.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:44 | Link to Comment stiler
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MSM will say it's a draw.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:47 | Link to Comment John Wilmot
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I wonder if Mittens and BamBam are as bored as everyone watching.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 23:32 | Link to Comment DaveyJones
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no...they're huge fans of themselves

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:49 | Link to Comment A Lunatic
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Gawwwwwwd. I'm thinking maybe I should just kill myself now.....................

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:54 | Link to Comment dark pools of soros
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nah, there's lots of beautiful islands outside of this asylum..  just escape

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 22:05 | Link to Comment Curt W
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Try playing russian roulette with a semi automatic.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:49 | Link to Comment A_MacLaren
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PBS is including Jill Stein and Rocky Anderson at http://www.democracynow.org/ live streaming plus in studio.

ZeroHedge.com bitches about 2 party politics, but doesn't include a link to the one network with #expandthedebate

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:50 | Link to Comment grunk
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Meanwhile, there's a Rothschild somewhere laughing his ass off at the phony choice.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:52 | Link to Comment dark pools of soros
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Why can't I open a bank in my garage Mitt????  I got more gold than you!

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:59 | Link to Comment John Wilmot
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...because then you'd be competing with his masters at Goldman, Morgan, etc. They don't like competition, that's why they created a banking cartel (federal reserve system) and fund politicians like Rombama to defend it.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:53 | Link to Comment John Wilmot
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Mitt Romney: "Regulation is essential. You can't have capitalism without regulation....every free economy has to have regulation,"

Turd Sandwich (...or is it Giant Douche) just went full retard, maybe he's running for Obama's VP.

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