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Let The Presidential Debate Drinking Games Begin

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Far be it from us to encourage excess consumption; but, should you feel the need to numb yourself a little during the ensuing battle-royale between Obama and Romney, we present - for your imbibing pleasure - the official drinking game of the 2012 election debates.

 

and as an added stimulus bonus, here is the 'Lite' version (h/t @ThemisSal)

 


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Wed, 10/03/2012 - 19:55 | Link to Comment swissaustrian
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If someone says "constitutional government" drink the whole bottle.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 19:59 | Link to Comment Captain Benny
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If someone says Ron Paul or gold standard, drink Goldschläger.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 19:59 | Link to Comment swissaustrian
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+1

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:23 | Link to Comment THX 1178
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If someone mentions the Federal Reserve... HAHALOL

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:54 | Link to Comment Temporalist
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Drink when they start telling the anecdotes about the regular old Americans that they just met so they themesleves seem like regular old Americans.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:04 | Link to Comment fuu
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That's 27 blinks in the intro. 27 x 2 = drink up bitzhez!

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:21 | Link to Comment Muppet of the U...
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I seasoned, fried in organic olive oil, and ate: 1 lb of organic beef, half a loaf of challah, half a loaf of french batard, 2 organic bell peppers, 2 organic squash, 2 organic potatoes, 2 cups of organic yogurt, 1 glass of organic muscle milk, and 1 glass of a potassium-magnesium sterate mix...

 

& your stupid fucking drinking game still got me drunk.  you mother fuckers!  Although in all fairness I did start the drinking game at 3 pm after shorting Nat Gas all day... & I starting drinking whenever I thought about gold, and I keep gold coins in my bed and sleep with them... so its kinda hard not to.  Also I started drinking more with your fuckin drinking game, and whenever anyone said or wrote any of the afore mentions drinking words.  A perfectly good meal will go to waste b/c of you zerohedge, you mother fuckers.  A perfectly good bathroom time of solid duke will go to splatter b/c of your overzealous games!

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:22 | Link to Comment malikai
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If anyone actually plays this game, they're in the hospital by the end of the "debate".

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:34 | Link to Comment Muppet of the U...
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pussy.  FUCK I SPILLED MY BEER EVERYWHERE MOTHER FUKER FUCK U ZEROHEDGE I BALEM U

 

& look at gary johnson broadcasting live from a dirty motel room watching the debates and responding to himself... its so fuckin sad.  Watching it just makes me wanna buy repo companies, land, silver and gold. 

 

*fUCK THIS SHIT - FOR EVERYONE WHO WANTS TO DO SOMETHING DOPE**************************

DOWNLOAD USING MAGNET LINKS, OR BUY IF UR A PUSSY, THE MOVIE IP MAN 2008, AND IP MAN 2010.  AND DON'T GET THE FAG DUBBED VERSION, GET THE ENG SUBS.  torrent 720p .MP4 OR .MKV IF U CAN...  use CCCP player or VLC player to play mp4s and mkvs

AND LISTEN TO DOPE MUSIC CURTESY OF ME BITCHEZ  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEQtkLNTmRs&feature=autoplay&list=PL1766A...

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:36 | Link to Comment redpill
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This wasn't remotely fair, I'm already shitcanned.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:58 | Link to Comment Muppet of the U...
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GOING BLACK OUT LIKE A CHAMP - TMINUS 1 HOUR.  WATCHING IP MAN, GC, SI, PA, PT, AND DEBATES AT SAME TIME! 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iqGa8rUC8M&feature=BFa&list=PL1766AE15B0...

L2 SPELL LIKE A CHAMMP WHILE DRINKING = BONUS PTS

 

& if someone says bank/banks drink 1 shot.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 23:56 | Link to Comment Muppet of the U...
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ANY CHANCE YOU COULD DO A WORD CLOUD OF THE DEBATE?  I GOT DRUNK AND PASSED OUT...

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dk0fHhTU0kE&feature=autoplay&list=FLb5msS...

^ gary johnson, go get em champ ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_VFU4dKsr8&feature=BFa&list=PL1766AE15B0...

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:08 | Link to Comment Captain Benny
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If someone says Ben Bernanke, order the bar rag to be squeezed into a glass.  Then drink.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:12 | Link to Comment Ms. Erable
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If someone says Ben Bernanke, all drinkers must stand and shout, "JUMP, YOU FUCKER!!!". Last person to do so finishes all drinks in the room.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:48 | Link to Comment j-dub
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How bout all drinkers stand up and shout,"GET TO WORK, MR. CHAIRMAN!"  Last person to do so finishes all drinks in the room.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:48 | Link to Comment j-dub
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How bout all drinkers stand up and shout,"GET TO WORK, MR. CHAIRMAN!"  Last person to do so finishes all drinks in the room.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:16 | Link to Comment Tyler Durden
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It's Tungstenschläger now

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:21 | Link to Comment nmewn
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lol

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:30 | Link to Comment lineskis
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No more need of tungsten, just print gold:

http://gizmodo.com/5948739/researchers-discover-bacteria-that-can-produc...

Hoax?

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:49 | Link to Comment pods
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Probably legit, but the bacteria is starting off with gold chloride, so it really is not creating gold.

The best idea is mining the ocean for gold. Get gold and get to fish at the same time!

pods

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:41 | Link to Comment dark pools of soros
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why mine it?  just put the whole ocean as the new treasury address and start leasing it.. no audit so no need to know whats there

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:56 | Link to Comment Muppet of the U...
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I OWN THE INTERNATIONAL WATERS!

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 22:34 | Link to Comment bilbert
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"All your International Waters are belong to us!"

Fixed it for ya............

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 23:53 | Link to Comment e_goldstein
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"The best idea is mining the ocean for gold."

Absolutely. Especially with all of those recent boating accidents.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 22:04 | Link to Comment LeisureSmith
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A more profitable and pertinent use of microorganisms would be to make boose.

Holy Shit this is painful to watch...why can't i stop watching.... whyyyyy!! Endless torrent of bullshit from this dishonest duo, Fuck The Dept Brother and Mitt for Brains. Fuck'em.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:32 | Link to Comment Thomas
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"monetary bukkake"

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 22:41 | Link to Comment natty light
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near-goldschlager

 

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 23:10 | Link to Comment TheFineKid
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If one says to the other " what are you hopped up on fucking goofballs" quit drinking cause shit just got real.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:07 | Link to Comment monogratis
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Margarita mix on the foodstamp card BITCHEZ!

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:10 | Link to Comment LongSoupLine
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If someone says, "blythe" or "dimon", drink a whole case of Coors "silver bullets".

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:47 | Link to Comment Dealer
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+1

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:19 | Link to Comment Robslob
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Is it just me or is a lot of zerohedge posts coming from CNBC or is it the other way around?

Seems like just yesterday when the lag time from Zerohedge to MSM was 4-6 weeks...now more like 4-6 hours....

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:25 | Link to Comment MacGruber
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Got a way better drinking game... Drink everytime these two douches say they agree with each other. Already drank half a 5th. New boss same as the old boss....

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:51 | Link to Comment steelhead23
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Hell, if one of these two offers us a true constitutional government, I'm gonna roll a fatee and pass it around.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 22:20 | Link to Comment Harbanger
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Bottoms up, Romney just talked about the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 19:56 | Link to Comment Surrealist
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That's suicide!

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:01 | Link to Comment CH1
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Definitely suicidal.

But if someone mentions grannies eating cat food, even I'll have to take a drink.

Full disclosure: I will definitely NOT be watching (I've punished myself enough over the last several decades), but if I hear that the words were spoken, I'll have to chug something.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:22 | Link to Comment Taint Boil
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Dude, I already got a pint down – you’re going to kill me.

ZeroHedge is the best – buuuuurp.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 19:56 | Link to Comment nmewn
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Hammered Time.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:10 | Link to Comment tom a taxpayer
Wed, 10/03/2012 - 19:58 | Link to Comment Cdad
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You'll kill us all, Tyler!  Might be pretty quiet around here tomorrow.

Far be it from me to be a killjoy.  I'm shining up my tini shaker even now.  God help us all as we listen to tonight's infomercial.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 19:59 | Link to Comment Insideher Trading
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Alcohol poisoning ensues.

I've already called in sick to work.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:41 | Link to Comment Harbanger
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HR-3590. Page 272. section 1145: Hospitals will ration spleens according to the patient's age and history of alcohol abuse.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 19:58 | Link to Comment IMA5U
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How about "fair share"

 

10 drinx and funnel a 40oz

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:30 | Link to Comment you enjoy myself
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you beat me to it.  everyone would go blind if that was on the list.

also, i object to "arguing with the moderator" as a flag - jim lehrer is not exactly a fair broker that will studiously avoid "when did you stop beating your wife" questions.  obama wouldn't accept the premise of every question if it was coming from rush limbaugh.

 

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 19:59 | Link to Comment brewing
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i'm watching ghost hunters and seinfeld re-runs, because i'm voting gary johnson and refuse to listen to the liars that are in the debate...

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:05 | Link to Comment monogratis
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cheers mate.. The whole thing is so sickening its' not even worth watching it for entertainment purposes.  We all know the debate will only radicalize the two sides even more which means I'll have to listen to morons tell me how I should vote for one of these clowns.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:41 | Link to Comment putaipan
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i'm gonna watch it on democracynow.org. they'r gonna splice in rocky anderson and the green"we need trains,we need trains"lady-

i'm gonna have a puff everytime rocky says fraud or prosicutions.....

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:06 | Link to Comment CH1
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I don't vote at all, but I understand completely. Seinfeld I can appreciate, taking full-time liars seriously, I cannot.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:12 | Link to Comment brewing
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George Costanza to Jerry, "remember jerry, it's not a lie if you believe it"...

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:01 | Link to Comment swissaustrian
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you didn't drink that!

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:07 | Link to Comment EvlTheCat
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In about 10 minutes I will take a picture of the toilet bowl to prove you and the TOTUS wrong...  If you want it mid stream we're going to have a problem...

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:07 | Link to Comment spankthebernank
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You're on a roll swissy

 

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:01 | Link to Comment The Shootist
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If someone says Ben Bernanke, chug moonshine.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:02 | Link to Comment EvlTheCat
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I am already drunk.  I will just consider this the lightning round...

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:02 | Link to Comment monogratis
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If only I could get a drink down in between the vomiting...

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:05 | Link to Comment chump666
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I don't give f*ck about these two, I'd drink them under the table anyways.  Not going to waste premium spirits on those a-holes.

But got this running loop.  Genius

http://youtu.be/O75JX7CiQig

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:04 | Link to Comment FiatFapper
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How are the teleprompters setup at these gigs? Can they crib each others written verbiage?

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:05 | Link to Comment gimli
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Unfortunately, after this mess is over we all have to pay the tab.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:06 | Link to Comment Overfed
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Why can't they have this on a Friday? :-(

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:13 | Link to Comment Long-John-Silver
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Serious stuff happens on Friday.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:06 | Link to Comment Whiner
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Anheiser-Bush, the Cheif $$$$ sponsor of Presidential Debate Commission, approves this article. Please do not over drink ( more that 2cases of Bud) while watching. What a farce!

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:07 | Link to Comment Trimmed Hedge
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Can't we just toke up instead..?

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:20 | Link to Comment JohnG
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That would cost your entire stash.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:07 | Link to Comment Row Well Number 41
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How much do you have to drink before hand to be able to listen to this status quo infomercial?

#41

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:33 | Link to Comment V in PA
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LMAO! Logged in just to give you the +1

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:07 | Link to Comment no life
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"Lady parts.."  Chug

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:08 | Link to Comment catch edge ghost
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Unless they are both armed, chained together, and locked in a cage with a feral wolf... not watching.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:10 | Link to Comment ebworthen
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I'll be three sheets to the wind in the first five minutes.

May as well be drunk to bear the burden of this meaningless shit-storm and nonsensical equivocation.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:11 | Link to Comment fuu
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It's a trap!

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:09 | Link to Comment 1100-TACTICAL-12
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Already drunk......

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:11 | Link to Comment Long-John-Silver
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I can't watch this shit. I can't afford my anti depression drugs now and all this is going to do is make me even more depressed.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:20 | Link to Comment nmewn
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See, its working ;-)

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:13 | Link to Comment e-man
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All this drinking will be good practice for after the elections.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:21 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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wwb

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:33 | Link to Comment akak
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All those geeky, geeky hats .... LOL!

Thu, 10/04/2012 - 00:24 | Link to Comment Cosimo de Medici
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Every last one of them is infinitely superior to the forward or backward baseball cap. Add to that "The Edge" pullover and the hood of the hoodie....all butt ugly and without character or style. And the last person who knew the proper use of a cowboy hat was Slim Pickens.

Borsalino, your day will come again.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:35 | Link to Comment yabyum
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Great Americans  with those signs WB7. True heros, we need more of them now!!

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:46 | Link to Comment Temporalist
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Four more beers!  Four more beers!

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:56 | Link to Comment BidnessMan
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This is one dressed up mob. Must really like beer!

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:24 | Link to Comment Curt W
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Fiscal cliff = line of coke

QE3 = shoot heroin

I promise = acid

 

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:26 | Link to Comment booboo
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and if the moderator says "nice ass Mr President" shotgun enema with a pony keg.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:26 | Link to Comment East Coast Diablo
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Alcohol Enemas all around!

They're on the house!

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:28 | Link to Comment Dr. Engali
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This could be an ugly night. I better go out and get some more beer.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:29 | Link to Comment PiratePiggy
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If someone reminds us that President Bush had taken his eye off Afghanistan, get on the floor, lie on your back, have your buddy pour the beer up your nose until the President closes Guantanamo

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:36 | Link to Comment Jendrzejczyk
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Janet Brown = Scary

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:38 | Link to Comment Fix It Again Timmy
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Laurel and Hardy watch the Presidental Debate......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLPIMHfbKr4&feature=related

 

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:39 | Link to Comment Jim in MN
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I dimly recall the rules we had for the first 1992 debate:

Whenever Clinton says 'Future'

Whenever Bush says 'Character'

Whenever Perot says 'American People'

I literally could not find my way home after that.  Stumbled around until dawn.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:39 | Link to Comment Jendrzejczyk
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Frank "Combover" Fahrenkopf

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:40 | Link to Comment tom a taxpayer
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"Fast and Furious" = lightning chug-a-lug round.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:44 | Link to Comment Dr. Engali
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If somebody says Obamaphone drink a bottle of Mad Dog.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:44 | Link to Comment Jendrzejczyk
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Mike "Three Hairs" McCurry

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:44 | Link to Comment j-dub
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I'm drinking when either candidate mentions any percentage or fraction.

This should be fun!!!

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:46 | Link to Comment PiratePiggy
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If someone, including a commentator, says "Gov. Gary Johnson", pretend you didn't hear it and talk about the sponsors.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:49 | Link to Comment Temporalist
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I think they are just going to hug it out and sit down for coffee instead of debate. 

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:50 | Link to Comment Cabreado
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While I will drink,

it will mostly be to numb the pain that is this particular sideshow

snowing 98.252% of the world that has no clue

that "the presidency" is by design without much power

and Congress gets a pass

apparently

all the way to our Hell.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:53 | Link to Comment girlsunshine
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If anyone, and I mean anyone says any of the following, I will skip the drinking and go straight to pass out (from shock):

shadow banking, $680 Trillion in derivatives, high frequency trading, jp morgan, jp morgan and silver bullion CONFISCATION, robert rubin, JON CORZINE, REHYPOTHECATION, underground barter...or anything that is reality of our FAKE ECONOMY.    

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:57 | Link to Comment Temporalist
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LOL Corzine!

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:02 | Link to Comment Jendrzejczyk
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If anyone says Choom Wagon, massive tokes all around.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:57 | Link to Comment Temporalist
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I think it would be great if they both wore armbands with the star of david on them...just as a reminder...

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:59 | Link to Comment Jendrzejczyk
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Jim "One Spock Ear" Lehrer moderating tonight.  

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:03 | Link to Comment Number 156
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How many of you gave up on politics and started drinking before the debates even started, say 'Aye'.

Its the only way youre going to get through the debates.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:02 | Link to Comment djsmps
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Five shots for everytime Obama says "folks".

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:06 | Link to Comment Dr. Engali
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Fuck fuck fuck fuck. I just realized Obummer is drinking my favorite beer .. Guinness. What's a pussy like that doing drinking a man's beer?

Thu, 10/04/2012 - 01:49 | Link to Comment Angus McHugepenis
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... pretending to be a man... trying to get the "Guiness vote"... whatever. You're gonna hate having to switch brands after all these years my good Dr.

Thu, 10/04/2012 - 03:02 | Link to Comment Intoxicologist
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No worries, Doc.  Pretty sure he didn't swallow.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:07 | Link to Comment robertocarlos
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Drink. Romney has gone full regular folks.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:10 | Link to Comment robertocarlos
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Improve the education system. Drink.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:10 | Link to Comment j-dub
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If anyone out there knows someone that is scheduled to drink when the term"middle class" is uttered, get a G-D damn ambulance to his/her house right now!!

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:20 | Link to Comment j-dub
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25%-kick off drink, bitches!!!!!!!!!

 

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:15 | Link to Comment dark pools of soros
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Taxes?  we takin bout Taxes??

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:19 | Link to Comment Sathington Willougby
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If someone says "as a boy I dreamed of being a baseball"

knee yourself in the bridge of your nose.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:20 | Link to Comment thebuddhastalin
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I'm already half drunk should I switch to lite?

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:34 | Link to Comment dark pools of soros
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Tequila

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:20 | Link to Comment dapper_dan
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Damn, if "anytime someone says middle class" was on the list, I'd be drunk by now...

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:27 | Link to Comment alien-IQ
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Fuck it. I can't watch any more of this bullshit. I tried...but I just can't take it any more.

Gonna watch The Big Lebowski instead because I know for a fact that movie will contain more truth and common sense than this idiotic fucking debate of lies.

Is it really a debate if both are lying non stop? Isn't that more of a psyop than a debate?

anyways....nothing is fucked dude...

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:39 | Link to Comment Cosimo de Medici
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Line for Romney:

He beefs about what he inherited;  look what I'm going to inherit!

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:42 | Link to Comment dark pools of soros
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FOLKS BITCHEZ!

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:42 | Link to Comment californiagirl
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I am counting the number of times each candidate says "uh". Obama is winning by a mile. I would be dead of alcohol poisoning if I took a sip each time.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 22:38 | Link to Comment californiagirl
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Total "Uh"s. Results, excluding breaks:

Obama: 93
Romney: None

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:43 | Link to Comment Lord Drek
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Incredible. Their neckties have got to be some kind of joke.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:44 | Link to Comment Endgamer
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I'm bloody pisssed.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:45 | Link to Comment beachdude
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Absolut(ly) alien-iq.... Truth and Common Sense.

The Dude: Nobody calls me Lebowski.
You got the wrong guy.
I'm the Dude, man.
Blond Treehorn Thug: Your name's Lebowski, Lebowski. Your wife is Bunny.
The Dude: My … my wi– my wife, Bunny?
Do you see a wedding ring on my finger?
Does this place look like I'm fucking married?
The toilet seat's up, man!

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:52 | Link to Comment LayPersonWatchin
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OK ywou gutys (gakls)!!!!!!  I trioed tooo keepo up witjh all the rullles!?!?!?!?!  I'm F.U.B.A.R. gucked up

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:56 | Link to Comment WillyGroper
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wish someone would tweet corzine, prince, mozillo, fuld, DGW blankfien, et.al FED audit backdoor $16T

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:56 | Link to Comment mayavision2012
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If one of them says they'll end the Federal Reserve, make mine champagne.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 22:19 | Link to Comment Billy Shears
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Pretty wasted!

 

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 22:26 | Link to Comment Endgamer
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He bucking flinked!!!

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 22:29 | Link to Comment Harbanger
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Romney Wins the 1st round.

Thu, 10/04/2012 - 10:51 | Link to Comment Democratic koolaid
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Whats that on Obamas face? ow it's his face!

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 22:35 | Link to Comment Harbanger
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Everybody's getting a fair share and a free phone.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 23:35 | Link to Comment beachdude
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Silver, platinum, oil starting to recover.

Thu, 10/04/2012 - 00:51 | Link to Comment AmenRa
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dapper dan

 

If the game was based on hearing the phrase "middle cless" many people would have alcohol poisoning by now.

Thu, 10/04/2012 - 01:39 | Link to Comment Angus McHugepenis
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Fuck... a Unicorn just walked right by me.

Thu, 10/04/2012 - 06:05 | Link to Comment lakecity55
lakecity55's picture

Mittens just proved why you should buy American made Products, not the cheap shit made by Chicoms.

Barry sucked so much I bet they can't wait for him to return to Man's Country in Chitown. I'll bet Larry Sinclaire's already got some ripple on ice and a bag o' crack ready.

"Honey, did we just hit something?"

"I don't think so, Mitt. Just a bump in the road-- oh, look, only 100 miles to DC!"

Thu, 10/04/2012 - 08:01 | Link to Comment Aegelis
Aegelis's picture

Why does my drink taste like tears?

Thu, 10/04/2012 - 15:48 | Link to Comment BlackholeDivestment
BlackholeDivestment's picture

...I woke up laughing ..still, and reading this blog almost broke my ribs. LMAO.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R56qgreCRhQ&feature=BFa&list=PLABCFC343E09089DA 

...man I love you guys. lol.

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