Let The Presidential Debate Drinking Games Begin

Tyler Durden's picture

Far be it from us to encourage excess consumption; but, should you feel the need to numb yourself a little during the ensuing battle-royale between Obama and Romney, we present - for your imbibing pleasure - the official drinking game of the 2012 election debates.

 

and as an added stimulus bonus, here is the 'Lite' version (h/t @ThemisSal)

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swissaustrian's picture

If someone says "constitutional government" drink the whole bottle.

Captain Benny's picture

If someone says Ron Paul or gold standard, drink Goldschläger.

THX 1178's picture

If someone mentions the Federal Reserve... HAHALOL

Temporalist's picture

Drink when they start telling the anecdotes about the regular old Americans that they just met so they themesleves seem like regular old Americans.

fuu's picture

That's 27 blinks in the intro. 27 x 2 = drink up bitzhez!

Muppet of the Universe's picture

I seasoned, fried in organic olive oil, and ate: 1 lb of organic beef, half a loaf of challah, half a loaf of french batard, 2 organic bell peppers, 2 organic squash, 2 organic potatoes, 2 cups of organic yogurt, 1 glass of organic muscle milk, and 1 glass of a potassium-magnesium sterate mix...

 

& your stupid fucking drinking game still got me drunk.  you mother fuckers!  Although in all fairness I did start the drinking game at 3 pm after shorting Nat Gas all day... & I starting drinking whenever I thought about gold, and I keep gold coins in my bed and sleep with them... so its kinda hard not to.  Also I started drinking more with your fuckin drinking game, and whenever anyone said or wrote any of the afore mentions drinking words.  A perfectly good meal will go to waste b/c of you zerohedge, you mother fuckers.  A perfectly good bathroom time of solid duke will go to splatter b/c of your overzealous games!

malikai's picture

If anyone actually plays this game, they're in the hospital by the end of the "debate".

Muppet of the Universe's picture

pussy.  FUCK I SPILLED MY BEER EVERYWHERE MOTHER FUKER FUCK U ZEROHEDGE I BALEM U

 

& look at gary johnson broadcasting live from a dirty motel room watching the debates and responding to himself... its so fuckin sad.  Watching it just makes me wanna buy repo companies, land, silver and gold. 

 

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redpill's picture

This wasn't remotely fair, I'm already shitcanned.

Muppet of the Universe's picture

GOING BLACK OUT LIKE A CHAMP - TMINUS 1 HOUR.  WATCHING IP MAN, GC, SI, PA, PT, AND DEBATES AT SAME TIME! 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iqGa8rUC8M&feature=BFa&list=PL1766AE15B0...

L2 SPELL LIKE A CHAMMP WHILE DRINKING = BONUS PTS

 

& if someone says bank/banks drink 1 shot.

Captain Benny's picture

If someone says Ben Bernanke, order the bar rag to be squeezed into a glass.  Then drink.

Ms. Erable's picture

If someone says Ben Bernanke, all drinkers must stand and shout, "JUMP, YOU FUCKER!!!". Last person to do so finishes all drinks in the room.

j-dub's picture

How bout all drinkers stand up and shout,"GET TO WORK, MR. CHAIRMAN!"  Last person to do so finishes all drinks in the room.

j-dub's picture

How bout all drinkers stand up and shout,"GET TO WORK, MR. CHAIRMAN!"  Last person to do so finishes all drinks in the room.

pods's picture

Probably legit, but the bacteria is starting off with gold chloride, so it really is not creating gold.

The best idea is mining the ocean for gold. Get gold and get to fish at the same time!

pods

dark pools of soros's picture

why mine it?  just put the whole ocean as the new treasury address and start leasing it.. no audit so no need to know whats there

bilbert's picture

"All your International Waters are belong to us!"

Fixed it for ya............

e_goldstein's picture

"The best idea is mining the ocean for gold."

Absolutely. Especially with all of those recent boating accidents.

LeisureSmith's picture

A more profitable and pertinent use of microorganisms would be to make boose.

Holy Shit this is painful to watch...why can't i stop watching.... whyyyyy!! Endless torrent of bullshit from this dishonest duo, Fuck The Dept Brother and Mitt for Brains. Fuck'em.

TheFineKid's picture

If one says to the other " what are you hopped up on fucking goofballs" quit drinking cause shit just got real.

monogratis's picture

Margarita mix on the foodstamp card BITCHEZ!

LongSoupLine's picture

If someone says, "blythe" or "dimon", drink a whole case of Coors "silver bullets".

Robslob's picture

Is it just me or is a lot of zerohedge posts coming from CNBC or is it the other way around?

Seems like just yesterday when the lag time from Zerohedge to MSM was 4-6 weeks...now more like 4-6 hours....

MacGruber's picture

Got a way better drinking game... Drink everytime these two douches say they agree with each other. Already drank half a 5th. New boss same as the old boss....

steelhead23's picture

Hell, if one of these two offers us a true constitutional government, I'm gonna roll a fatee and pass it around.

Harbanger's picture

Bottoms up, Romney just talked about the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence.

CH1's picture

Definitely suicidal.

But if someone mentions grannies eating cat food, even I'll have to take a drink.

Full disclosure: I will definitely NOT be watching (I've punished myself enough over the last several decades), but if I hear that the words were spoken, I'll have to chug something.

Taint Boil's picture

 

 

Dude, I already got a pint down – you’re going to kill me.

ZeroHedge is the best – buuuuurp.

nmewn's picture

Hammered Time.

Cdad's picture

You'll kill us all, Tyler!  Might be pretty quiet around here tomorrow.

Far be it from me to be a killjoy.  I'm shining up my tini shaker even now.  God help us all as we listen to tonight's infomercial.

Insideher Trading's picture

Alcohol poisoning ensues.

I've already called in sick to work.

Harbanger's picture

HR-3590. Page 272. section 1145: Hospitals will ration spleens according to the patient's age and history of alcohol abuse.

IMA5U's picture

How about "fair share"

 

10 drinx and funnel a 40oz

you enjoy myself's picture

you beat me to it.  everyone would go blind if that was on the list.

also, i object to "arguing with the moderator" as a flag - jim lehrer is not exactly a fair broker that will studiously avoid "when did you stop beating your wife" questions.  obama wouldn't accept the premise of every question if it was coming from rush limbaugh.

 

brewing's picture

i'm watching ghost hunters and seinfeld re-runs, because i'm voting gary johnson and refuse to listen to the liars that are in the debate...

monogratis's picture

cheers mate.. The whole thing is so sickening its' not even worth watching it for entertainment purposes.  We all know the debate will only radicalize the two sides even more which means I'll have to listen to morons tell me how I should vote for one of these clowns.

putaipan's picture

i'm gonna watch it on democracynow.org. they'r gonna splice in rocky anderson and the green"we need trains,we need trains"lady-

i'm gonna have a puff everytime rocky says fraud or prosicutions.....

CH1's picture

I don't vote at all, but I understand completely. Seinfeld I can appreciate, taking full-time liars seriously, I cannot.

brewing's picture

George Costanza to Jerry, "remember jerry, it's not a lie if you believe it"...