NATO Issues Statement On Syrian-Turkish Hostilities

Tyler Durden's picture

Via Nato:

As stated on 26 June 20l2, the Alliance continues to closely follow the situation in Syria. In view of the Syrian regime’s recent aggressive acts at NATO’s southeastern border, which are a flagrant breach of international law and a clear and present danger to the security of one of its Allies, the North Atlantic Council met today, within the framework of Article 4 of the Washington Treaty, and discussed the continuous shelling of locations in Turkey adjacent to the Turkish-Syrian border by the Syrian regime forces.


The most recent shelling on 3 October 20l2, which caused the death of five Turkish citizens and injured many, constitutes a cause of greatest concern for, and is strongly condemned by, all Allies.


In the spirit of indivisibility of security and solidarity deriving from the Washington Treaty, the Alliance continues to stand by Turkey and demands the immediate cessation of such aggressive acts against an Ally, and urges the Syrian regime to put an end to flagrant violations of international law.

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knukles's picture

Turkey shells Syria and what the fuck?

Say, when was that press release authored?

redpill's picture

Turkeys have feathers, not shells.  Geez these guys are dum.

max2205's picture

Somebody forgot to give the memo to OIL

mick68's picture


 Waiter, gimme a double.

markmotive's picture

Who knew...WWIII started between Syria and Turkey.

Who had Syria/Turkey? Anyone? Anyone?

notbot's picture

I guess Syria didn't get the memo that Obama is trying to get re-elected.

Spirit Of Truth's picture all are cooperating in your own destruction.

Thought you'd like to know, but really question why I should even bother trying to tell you 'the truth'.  Suicidal lies are preferred to redeeming truth by the masses in this day and age.

cosmictrainwreck's picture

who had Archduke Francis Ferdinand? He was posting here for a while.... ain't seen him lately though

Dead Canary's picture

Ooo, ooo, I know this one:

An ostrich was killed by Archie Duke who's cousin was bizarre.

Do I get a gold star!

monmick's picture

I had Turkey; but had them being invaded by Canada in a surprise attack to start the hostilities...

Dugald's picture

Damn, I figured it would be Scotland's turn...

THX 1178's picture

I though Nevis would break from St. Kitts.

Fiat Currency's picture

Ahh ... the ole' Turcanucken

TrustWho's picture

I had Turkey-Greece. Does Greece have an army? After alexander, at least the poor Greeks had a moment in the sun. All the Spartans must have been castrated? 

lineskis's picture

Yes they're buying submarines from Germany. He, those bailout funds have to go somewhere...

exi1ed0ne's picture

Spartans dwindled and faded due to their strict policy of killing male babies with any deformity, enforced homosexuality during training causing"difficulty" in producing children, and pure attrition from wars.  However the biggest cause of the collapse of the spartans was the refusal to change their tactics in response to changing military tech which rendered the hoplite warrior obsolite.

Urban Redneck's picture

How long have they been pulling oil out of Baku and moving it through Turkey to supply Europe's ever growing energy needs?

When Standard Oil was a tiny starup, oilmen were already drilling offshore in the Caspian.

frippy's picture

***FLASH*** Turkey to merge with Chile and out-Food Network Syria!

Triple D bitchezzzzzzzzzzzz.........

CalDre's picture

Well the shells are coming from Syria so Assad did it!  Never mind that the Fanatical Syrian Army, which is praying to Allah for the Westerners to rid them of Assad so they can set up their caliphate, controls the area by the Turkish border, and that Kurds, who have had plenty of Turkeys for dinner within Turkey, and also bagged some from Iraq and more recently from Syria, also live on the Turkish border.  Indeed, just ignore the fact that the West and its co-sponsors have turned Syria already into an anarchist hell-hole.  It must be Assad, and if you say otherwise, you are a terrorist-loving puppy-killer!

SgtSchultz's picture

When will George Bush be blamed?

Things that go bump's picture

I am sure there will be plenty of credit to go around.  He will get his fair share.

bilejones's picture

"turned Syria already into an anarchist hell-hole"


Having two bunches of government and (wanna be) government thugs instead of the usual one, is not Anarchy.

LongBalls's picture

GAME ON!! Every rebel and or secret agent will launch attacks agains Turkey under the false flag of a Syriain military soldier. The rebels and powers to be know they can not win without high power arms and air support. This will get it.

CalDre's picture

Russia has already warned of this:

Russia urged Tuesday the West not to "search for pretexts" in order to conduct direct operations in Syria while also calling on Damascus and Ankara to exercise restraint along their flashpoint border.

“In our contacts with partners in NATO and in the region, we are calling on them not to seek pretexts for carrying out a military scenario or to introduce initiatives such as humanitarian corridors or buffer zones,” Russian Deputy Foreign Minister Gennady Gatilov told reporters in Moscow on Tuesday.


Element's picture

That's a very clear Russian "no-way bitchez" to another creeping UN-SC rubber-stamped and sponsored incremental-attack approach which the US and NATO used in order to disarm, starve and destroy, for 13 years, before finally invading and occupying.

The Wizard of Oz's picture


zilverreiger's picture

No word from syria yet?

knukles's picture

Nor Iran, China, Russia, Gog or Megog, the Vatican, Abdul the Tent-maker, Beyoncee, Jay-Z, Puff the Magic Dragon, Tiny Tim, Bozo the Clown, the Black Eyed Children or the Shadow People, the Trustees of the Black Eagle Trust, Goldman Sachs, Scott Peterson, Don Draper or Scoobie Do.

bank guy in Brussels's picture


Great list, I couldn't stop laughing for a whole minute

knukles's picture

Cantchu just hear it now... like a fly on the wall in their very own green room where they're getting Him ready for the debate...

Aide:  Ahem, ah Sir.
Him:  What? I'm busy.  This shit is soooo fucking boring...
Aide:  Sir, uh, Turkey just invaded Syria.
Him:  (silence)

         (really strange look)




Aide:  We need an Ativan and Throazine enema in here, stat




Ineverslice's picture

"NIce work if u need anything else."


goldfish1's picture

Love to see bam bam just once, just mother fukking once, stand up there game on and say..." Syria attack turkey, my ass. this has CIA written all over it. who wants ww111? who? cmon, mittens you want mother fukking ww111...?

it's about time somebody, and i'm gonna be that somebody tonight, said no more, no fukking more."

Dugald's picture

Tiny Tim....your'e that old eh?

unrulian's picture

where the fuck is Harold Camping?

Uncle Remus's picture

Miss Vickie. You forgot Miss Vickie.


EDIT: Abdul is on vacation in Greece...

Zymurguy's picture

You forgot Fawn Liebowitz... oh, wait... sorry she's dead.

knukles's picture

Thinking about it, probably a well considered, not.

"You hoooo!  Here I am, over here!  Come and get me!"

Dr. Engali's picture

Bullfuckingshit! Syria has no reason to attack Turkey! It's a false fucking flag!

VonManstein's picture

Agreed. its laughable really. who the fcuk cant see this?

these people running this shit are pscyhos to the core. extremely worrying

Dr. Engali's picture

They're nuts. Syria knows they are under the microscope. This has CIA all written all over it.

RichardP's picture

No it doesn't.  It has badly-aimed missle-gone-astray written all over it.

akak's picture

In other news, Adolph Hitler has expressed his "extreme concern" over Polish military aggression, terroristic provocations and the threatened invasion of the peace-loving peoples of Germany by the revanchist rogue Polish regime.

centerline's picture

Nice public spanking of that a-hole Anon on the other thread today.  Tired of his/her non-contribution here.  Just playing the divide game like every other programmed dipshit.

akak's picture

Thank you.

As my father might have said, trolls really frost my balls.