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NFP Prints 114K, On Top Of Expectations Of 115K; Unemployment Rate Tumbles To 7.8% On Expectations Of 8.2%

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Complete preelection "massaging" farce.

The Labor force participation rate rises from 30 year lows to 63.5% to 63.6%:

The reason: the biggest reported jump in the number of employed people since January 2003, at +873,000 to 142,974. At least according to the Household data survey, which just happens to be used in the calculation of the unemployment rate. Just little bit off from the Establishment survey of +114,000.

 

and the diverging path of U-3 and U-6 unemployment rates...

 


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Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:34 | Link to Comment LoneStarHog
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B_U_L_L_S_H_I_T_!!!!!

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:34 | Link to Comment Shocker
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New Month, Same old Stuff

Daily Layoff / Closing List Below

 

http://www.dailyjobcuts.com

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Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:37 | Link to Comment GetZeeGold
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Someday they're gonna come out winning....and I'm gonna be totally screwed up.

 

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:38 | Link to Comment Surly Bear
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Surely Surly said it...under eight by November...yep.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:38 | Link to Comment Colombian Gringo
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Reduce unemployment, save the world. Hang all Banksters, Now!

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:43 | Link to Comment GetZeeGold
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Apparently one of the bankers is up early.....I thought all those guys slept till noon.

 

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:49 | Link to Comment AlaricBalth
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The MSM is gushing with praise over the headline number. It is sickening to watch.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:54 | Link to Comment GetZeeGold
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Chris Matthews has a thrill running down his left arm

 

Might want to get that checked out by a doctor Amigo.

 

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:00 | Link to Comment Cult_of_Reason
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Yesterday was a "Romney Rally".

Do we get an "Obama Selloff" today?

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:03 | Link to Comment Muppet Pimp
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Time to give the liar in chief the boot!  Highest one month gain in 29 years my ass.  This is blatant manipulation of the numbers by a desperate despot hoping to cling to power.  Despots have done this sort of thing for ages, nothing new under the sun.  If the numbers don't suit you, just make some new ones up that you do like.  There needs to be an investigation into this anomaly.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:35 | Link to Comment ShankyS
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Uh - no - don't. 

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:56 | Link to Comment krispkritter
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Man, you just can't make this shit up...

(/s)

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:01 | Link to Comment grunk
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They just did.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:10 | Link to Comment GetZeeGold
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Don't push us.....or we'll do it again.

 

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:03 | Link to Comment Winston Churchill
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Oh yes they did.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:18 | Link to Comment Ben Dover
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I see you just used the <sarcasm> tag. Thank you!

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 11:16 | Link to Comment Frank N. Beans
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so don't watch

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:50 | Link to Comment dexter bland
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The algos are really struggling to interpret this one. But look at the revisions and read the footnotes to the BLS stats. The revisions are more accurate, the pace of job creation has likely been underestimated.

 

 

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:07 | Link to Comment ebworthen
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114,000 people working 30 hours a week at minimum wage with no bennies slingin' fries at McD's...recovery!

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:24 | Link to Comment dexter bland
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In China no-one wants to work in manufacturing anymore. Was just reading about Chinese workers at Foxconn, suicides, riots, confinement to dormitories etc, sounds like a prison. Everyone everywhere just wants to have a job where they can be their own boss, express their creativity and get paid really well for it. But even google employees whinge about the intrusion on their social lives of all that work.

But anyway...next question is what does this mean for QE? Will end sooner than anyone expected, is my guess. Then the bears may have their day - but not if they keep holding gold.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 13:07 | Link to Comment mudduck
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Labor participation rate dropping like a stone since 2009 and also U3 and U6 dropping? Did 7% of the population hit retirement age in 3 years?

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 10:55 | Link to Comment No Euros please...
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7.8%? That's a US number, right, like US gallons. So what would that be in UK imperial? Nearer 11%?

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 13:09 | Link to Comment mudduck
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11% in imperial and 22% in metric.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:43 | Link to Comment MillionDollarBonus_
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The global recovery is strengthening. This is slow but steady progress. The sharp improvement in the unemployment rate is a clear testament to the green shoots in not only America but also the global economy. Where is the collapse that doomer libertarians have been talking about?? Where is the hyperinflation??? I'm still waiting ... 

 

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:43 | Link to Comment mayhem_korner
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The only thing strengthening is the grip of the administration on the hand-job that the "data" is getting.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:59 | Link to Comment JonNadler
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You'll soon see that my and MDB's prediction of gold going to 250 a pound will be realized as the economy continues to gather strength and the manufacturing sector rebounds strongly, significantly sending the dollar higher

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:04 | Link to Comment mayhem_korner
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You speak as if you and MDB are two different people...

Anyway, if you want a P.O. box to ship all your physical gold, I'm happy to relieve you of it.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:23 | Link to Comment JonNadler
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we ARE two different people, no, no seriously HA HA

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:29 | Link to Comment cosmictrainwreck
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Richard M. Nixon: "And you can believe me....'cause I never lie"

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:29 | Link to Comment mayhem_korner
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Well, if you are separated, it is only by a thin layer of latex.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:36 | Link to Comment GetZeeGold
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Thank heaven for MDB huh Jon?

 

Now go sit by Jimmy Carter.....he sucks at market calls too.

 

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:10 | Link to Comment Muppet Pimp
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net 16k jobs lost in manufacturing during a month with the highest jump in employment in 29 years.  Amazing, all hail the great Obama manufacturing revolution!

Jack Welch "Unbelievable jobs numbers...these Chicago guys will do anything...can't debate so change numbers."

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:24 | Link to Comment BurningFuld
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Here's a jobs report.

http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2012/10/05/canada-unemployment-september-20...

Would be eqivalent to the USA adding 500,000+ jobs mostly in manufacturing. AND the unemployment rate went UP.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:45 | Link to Comment SokPOTUS
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"Green Shoots?"  Are those Gangbangers who support the Environment?

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 13:52 | Link to Comment fockewulf190
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More like society's yearly ration of young, unemployable, drop outs who turn into newby gangsters with hand me down guns.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:44 | Link to Comment insanelysane
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CNBS and the rest of the MSM are having a hard time with numbers today.  The BS meter from the gov went to Infinity and the MSM is wondering if they need to go all in.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:58 | Link to Comment ebworthen
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Jim Cramer went all in.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:45 | Link to Comment Lohn Jocke
Fri, 10/05/2012 - 13:08 | Link to Comment blunderdog
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(that was a surprisingly entertaining film, btw.  although I think the thing was more of an ettin than a troll.)

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:46 | Link to Comment ebworthen
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You used "green shoots", thanks for that.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:51 | Link to Comment WonderDawg
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The only thing stronger than the global recovery is your FaceBook stock.

Oh, wait...

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:19 | Link to Comment Hulk
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Hey my brother from another mother, I see you must have raised bail !!!

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:54 | Link to Comment VonSalza
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Hope & change

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:58 | Link to Comment Liquid Courage
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More like Change (the numbers) and Hope, maybe?

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:55 | Link to Comment GMadScientist
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It's right there under those trillions of liquidity.

Patience, precious.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:06 | Link to Comment max2205
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THE CHICAGO MACHINE STRIKES!!!!!

 

Fairy dust

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:06 | Link to Comment Peter Pan
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Hey, Million Dollar Bogus, just remember that green shoots can be found in cemeteries as well. But let's wait and see what tax collections from wage and salary earners come in at.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 11:33 | Link to Comment Totentänzerlied
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"green shoots can be found in cemeteries"

So can many Democrat voters!

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:07 | Link to Comment Winston Churchill
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All comes to those that wait MDB.Very droll, er, troll of you.

If you wait long enough maybe you will profit on your FB shares,shame that money

will not buy anything of any value at all..

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:09 | Link to Comment razorthin
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People should actually hope this is not a sign of a real recovery, because hyperinflation will ensue like a waterfall with all the dollars behind the dam.  The Fed will be helpless(er).

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:10 | Link to Comment optimator
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Don't own a car do you.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:23 | Link to Comment stant
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pravda or izvestiya. theres no news in the truth and no truth in the news

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:36 | Link to Comment Harlequin001
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It's all fixed. Yippee!!!

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:37 | Link to Comment Thomas
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If true, then fire all the folks paid to project these numbers cause they royally suck.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:42 | Link to Comment Bookdoc
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Thanks, hadn't seen that site before!

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:35 | Link to Comment N. B. Forrest
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Didn't Santelli call it over a month ago.  He said it didn't matter what happens in the economy it would be below 8%

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:13 | Link to Comment Everybodys All ...
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Axlerod saw this coming.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:36 | Link to Comment slaughterer
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Silver got flash-crashed there...

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:37 | Link to Comment GetZeeGold
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Yeah.....it happens......a lot.

 

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:54 | Link to Comment tmosley
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Pretty much every morning these days.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:11 | Link to Comment cynicalskeptic
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quick bounce back..... better act fast if you want to buy dips these days....

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:39 | Link to Comment fonzannoon
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This time it makes sense though because the U6 looks so good Obama should be elected and Bernenke reappointed so......wait a minute.....what?

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:39 | Link to Comment LoneStarHog
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There was a Flash Crash late yesterday afternoon, also> http://www.flickr.com/photos/20144722@N04/8055289977/in/photostream <Who conducted all those trades at $34.60?

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:48 | Link to Comment Quinvarius
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It was due for a stop running attempt.  But, in an uptrend, these things usually preceed a big leg up.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:41 | Link to Comment MillionDollarBoner_
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Yeah...PMs just got slammed.

Hoowudathunkit?

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:09 | Link to Comment lakecity55
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Yes, a well-contrived and cunning plan.

"Thanks, JP!"

"Anytime, BO."

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:17 | Link to Comment ZeroAvatar
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I'm in the market for a couple hundred ounces, so 'Slam Away!'

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 14:22 | Link to Comment fockewulf190
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Glad our man Chilton is on the case. He's been hard at work, really watching those bankers really really hard now for over four years! He totally has our back! I love it when he comes on CNBC from time to time and talks about all the progress he's making! He's not like all those other CFTC commissioners who don't care about us silver investors! He's gonna catch them PM manipulators red handed real soon like...real soon like...just you watch and see!

Sorry, gotta go barf now...

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:42 | Link to Comment Wile-E-Coyote
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This bullshit does my head in.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:42 | Link to Comment swissaustrian
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Andrew Maguire has been writing the CFTC about NFP pm manipulation since 2010:

http://www.zerohedge.com/article/whistleblower-exposes-jp-morgans-silver...

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:53 | Link to Comment MillionDollarBoner_
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Yeah...but no need for position limits, huh?

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:36 | Link to Comment ihedgemyhedges
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Household survey jobs SURGE by most in over a decade?!?!?!?!?!?  I guess the new Wendy's workers have landlines so they can be telephone surveyed...............

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:55 | Link to Comment MiltonFriedmans...
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No, no, no...you've got it all wrong, they use Obamaphones.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:33 | Link to Comment Taffy Lewis
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..."they use Obamaphones."

For 2012 I will have paid $162 for Federal Universal Service Charge and state Universal Service Fund. Asswipes - I hate them all (banksters, TPTB, politicians).

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:39 | Link to Comment RyanW525
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Mitt just peed his pants....

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:41 | Link to Comment GMadScientist
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It's all good; them magic undies are very absorbent.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:56 | Link to Comment GetZeeGold
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Filed under things Obama should have said.....but didn't

 

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:58 | Link to Comment Squid Vicious
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he's like the cat in the Scrodinger box both dead and alive at the same time, both of which are bullish, of course

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:48 | Link to Comment slaughterer
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NFP: this is Charles Bidermann's raging bile duct. 

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:00 | Link to Comment brewing
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Bullshit Labor Statistics...

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:14 | Link to Comment SokPOTUS
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'Bammy Lies Sucka!

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 10:25 | Link to Comment Curt W
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Bastard

Lying

Shitheads

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:05 | Link to Comment asteroids
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"Meanwhile, back at the ranch", the number of people of food stamps and disability rises....

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:34 | Link to Comment grunk
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7.8%?

I call bullshit.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:35 | Link to Comment HoofHearted
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I want to see labor force participation rate.

Damn Ministry of Truth. Damn them all. It was obvious this would be the case after the ass-kickin' that Barry took on Tuesday. Reeks of desperation.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:43 | Link to Comment Pool Shark
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Easy Peazy; I guess everyone gave up looking for a job.

Where's my Obamaphone?...

 

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:56 | Link to Comment a growing concern
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KEEP OBAMA IN PRESIDENT, MOTHERFUCKERS!

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:06 | Link to Comment azzhatter
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ROMNEY   HE SUCK

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:07 | Link to Comment GetZeeGold
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Crack the whip dammit.....I'm paying for this crap!

 

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:19 | Link to Comment wearef_ckedwith...
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After the election, the BLS will announce that they made a temporary change in methodology for the months of September and October:

-  Anyone observed with a newspaper in his hand was counted as a self-employed paper route operator.

-  Anyone selling one item on e-Bay was counted as an employed retail business operator.  A base of 100 such individuals was identified and extrapolated to account for hundreds of thousands of newly identified successfully employed small retail business operators.

-  Anyone driving through a toll booth was counted as driving to work and therefore employed.

-  Anyone seen actually moving in any fashion at all was determined to be on their way to reporting for work.  This includes merely walking and all forms of public transportation.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:19 | Link to Comment wearef_ckedwith...
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After the election, the BLS will announce that they made a temporary change in methodology for the months of September and October:

-  Anyone observed with a newspaper in his hand was counted as a self-employed paper route operator.

-  Anyone selling one item on e-Bay was counted as an employed retail business operator.  A base of 100 such individuals was identified and extrapolated to account for hundreds of thousands of newly identified successfully employed small retail business operators.

-  Anyone driving through a toll booth was counted as driving to work and therefore employed.

-  Anyone seen actually moving in any fashion at all was determined to be on their way to reporting for work.  This includes merely walking and all forms of public transportation.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:39 | Link to Comment HelluvaEngineer
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C'mon.  We all knew it was gonna happen.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:43 | Link to Comment ejmoosa
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...and at the same time we really didn't believe they would do it.

 

Because to do so would affirm our worst fears.

We are being lied to every day.

 

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:33 | Link to Comment SilverTree
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Total BS!

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:34 | Link to Comment gball
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Give the election to Obama.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:38 | Link to Comment GetZeeGold
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Bullshit....make him pay for it like everyone else.

 

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:35 | Link to Comment JPM Hater001
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Bullshit

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:35 | Link to Comment VonManstein
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SHOCKER THE GOV LIES!

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:13 | Link to Comment cynicalskeptic
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'Lie' is such a strong word.....   Didn't one of W's gusy say ' we make our own reality'?      Face it - government's 'reality' (no matter who is in charge) is vastly different from what most people see as reality.

MOPE - is Management of PERSPECTIVE Economics.....     It's all about manipulating what people THINK - not what's actually happening.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:34 | Link to Comment Neethgie
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So where did the .4% of people get dissapeered to? soylent green?

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:53 | Link to Comment JPM Hater001
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Would you like another helping?  We have extra.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:57 | Link to Comment AnonymousCitizen
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Soylent green shoots

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:35 | Link to Comment Manthong
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We are saved.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:05 | Link to Comment jplotinus
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"We are saved."

Well, yes and no.

On the "y" side, it remains true that we are shaped not only by perception, rather than by reality, but also by a deeper degree of non-reality. We are shaped by perception of illusion.

We eagerly look forward to the monthly nfp and then lament it as bs. It's as if we forget that the US manufacturing base was gutted and that labor's share of GDP has been decimated.

Now for the "n" side. US manufacturing and service jobs were knowingly and purposefully outsourced to cheaper labor pools. US employment has therefore declined. Duh.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:34 | Link to Comment Dr. Engali
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What a crock of shit!

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:35 | Link to Comment ziggy59
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As mentioned, one letter too many in BLS!

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:35 | Link to Comment krispkritter
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Dyslexics of the World, Untie!  I'm thinking 8.7% (x2 or x3?)

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:38 | Link to Comment Harlequin001
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Yes, there is a dog...

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:35 | Link to Comment Pig Brotha
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What a fuckin' shock!

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:42 | Link to Comment Rip van Wrinkle
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What a fuckin' joke!

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:35 | Link to Comment stinkhammer
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bullshit

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:35 | Link to Comment youngman
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So we should see those food stamps numbers drop real fast...lol....and less Obama phones too...

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:35 | Link to Comment eigenvalue
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As I have mentioned, whatever the data points are, equity markets will soar.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:56 | Link to Comment Meesohaawnee
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we share the same thoughts you could have had a -500k. you still would get a ramp. no intentions of pondering this game till mid nov. until then dont even think of fundamentals regarding the market. just stay the fuck out and dont feed this silly con

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:35 | Link to Comment GolfHatesMe
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Why not 5%?

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:52 | Link to Comment cosmictrainwreck
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 don;t wanna jeopordize their "credibility" ...... just shoot me

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:54 | Link to Comment mayhem_korner
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That's the November print...

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:13 | Link to Comment otto skorzeny
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at a .3% drop a month we will be at 0% in 26 months ;)

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:37 | Link to Comment ebworthen
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Obummer got an early Christmas present from the Bullshit Labor Statistics Depeartment!

Break out the champagne and caviar!

Bullish for Caterers and Undertakers!

LIES!  LIES!  LIES!

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:36 | Link to Comment AC_Doctor
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1,000,000 part time jobs at 7-11 and PayDay Loans counted in---check!!!

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:35 | Link to Comment John McCloy
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Man was I expecting this...wait till that 450k birth death model prints.
Now Pres has some ammo in the next debate. The bad news is all those imaginary people they claim are working now still do not have jobs and will vote accordingly.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:38 | Link to Comment Cursive
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@John McCloy

Good to read you this morning.  Where've you been?

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 10:06 | Link to Comment Bay of Pigs
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Haven't seen John around here in ages...

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:46 | Link to Comment GMadScientist
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Hahaha.

Poor people don't fucking vote in this country.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:57 | Link to Comment LULZBank
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Until you give them a free phone.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:54 | Link to Comment BlueCollaredOne
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What's also sad is that Romney won't expose how the numbers are a fraud, because if he did he wouldn't be able to use the same method to pull the wool over the sheeps eyes if he is elected.  

 

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:56 | Link to Comment GMadScientist
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You have a very limited knowledge of the Republican playbook.

Hypocrisy is a cornerstone.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:17 | Link to Comment mayhem_korner
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Did you get that from "CIA Operative" Valerie Plame, or moveon.org...?

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:35 | Link to Comment j.tennquist
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Massaging?  A fancy name for masturbation..  and this jerk-off number will give the O a hard on.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:57 | Link to Comment mayhem_korner
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It's sure to give Rachel Maddow one...

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:36 | Link to Comment Lord Maximus
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This was SO PREDICTABLE!!!

 

Anyone with a clue knew that Obama would have this rate below 8% before the election...why are you all so shcoked?!?!?

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:39 | Link to Comment ebworthen
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Not shocked, DISGUSTED.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:36 | Link to Comment jtmo3
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Is there anyone who buys this shit?

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:42 | Link to Comment youngman
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Yes unfortunatly there is.....

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:10 | Link to Comment Coldsun
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49% of the potential voters. Might be 51% now...

 

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:36 | Link to Comment jjsilver
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Since when did we need an election for this. They have been manipulating everything for years, wake up

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:37 | Link to Comment Ness.
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HHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAAAHAHAA

 

We're saved!!!

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 13:30 | Link to Comment mkhs
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I guess this means QEinfinity is over?

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:37 | Link to Comment Currency is Debt
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I smell bullshit. 

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:36 | Link to Comment Cman5000
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Bamboozled ... 

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:37 | Link to Comment the not so migh...
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We are roaring back

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:38 | Link to Comment swissaustrian
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Green shots

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:13 | Link to Comment Coldsun
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Lime Jello shots? In that case I'll take 7.8 right now.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:38 | Link to Comment Confundido
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I'm happy for my short long-term tsy position...But, does anyone have a doubt that this is all a fucking pre-election lie?

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:38 | Link to Comment saints51
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LOL Obama saves the day. Just put a 0 up there. Fuck it. At this point it doesn't even matter. Funny thing is right after elections it will be back above 8% even though 8% is total bullshit. More like the teens is where we currently stand.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:44 | Link to Comment youngman
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If Romney wins....it will jump to 8-9-10%...and the press will say.." when Obama left office he gave the Republicans a 7.8% unemployment rate..and look what the Republicans have done"

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:48 | Link to Comment saints51
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Yes i agree. MSM has to keep the sheep fighting over whose team is better(red or blue).

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:17 | Link to Comment Coldsun
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And whatever jersey color they pick, all they are really getting is brown.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:39 | Link to Comment walidsassia
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What about the Revised NFP 142 K actually this month  we r lower than last month not higher . ? am i correct 

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