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NFP Prints 114K, On Top Of Expectations Of 115K; Unemployment Rate Tumbles To 7.8% On Expectations Of 8.2%

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Complete preelection "massaging" farce.

The Labor force participation rate rises from 30 year lows to 63.5% to 63.6%:

The reason: the biggest reported jump in the number of employed people since January 2003, at +873,000 to 142,974. At least according to the Household data survey, which just happens to be used in the calculation of the unemployment rate. Just little bit off from the Establishment survey of +114,000.

 

and the diverging path of U-3 and U-6 unemployment rates...

 

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Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:34 | 2858814 LoneStarHog
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B_U_L_L_S_H_I_T_!!!!!

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:34 | 2858823 Shocker
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New Month, Same old Stuff

Daily Layoff / Closing List Below

 

http://www.dailyjobcuts.com

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Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:37 | 2858846 GetZeeGold
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Someday they're gonna come out winning....and I'm gonna be totally screwed up.

 

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:38 | 2858855 Surly Bear
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Surely Surly said it...under eight by November...yep.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:38 | 2858864 Colombian Gringo
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Reduce unemployment, save the world. Hang all Banksters, Now!

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:43 | 2858923 GetZeeGold
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Apparently one of the bankers is up early.....I thought all those guys slept till noon.

 

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:49 | 2858957 AlaricBalth
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The MSM is gushing with praise over the headline number. It is sickening to watch.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:54 | 2858970 GetZeeGold
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Chris Matthews has a thrill running down his left arm

 

Might want to get that checked out by a doctor Amigo.

 

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:00 | 2859024 Cult_of_Reason
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Yesterday was a "Romney Rally".

Do we get an "Obama Selloff" today?

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:03 | 2859042 Muppet Pimp
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Time to give the liar in chief the boot!  Highest one month gain in 29 years my ass.  This is blatant manipulation of the numbers by a desperate despot hoping to cling to power.  Despots have done this sort of thing for ages, nothing new under the sun.  If the numbers don't suit you, just make some new ones up that you do like.  There needs to be an investigation into this anomaly.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:35 | 2859290 ShankyS
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Uh - no - don't. 

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:56 | 2858987 krispkritter
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Man, you just can't make this shit up...

(/s)

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:01 | 2859026 grunk
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They just did.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:10 | 2859088 GetZeeGold
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Don't push us.....or we'll do it again.

 

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:03 | 2859037 Winston Churchill
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Oh yes they did.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:18 | 2859149 Ben Dover
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I see you just used the <sarcasm> tag. Thank you!

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 11:16 | 2859756 Frank N. Beans
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so don't watch

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:50 | 2858963 dexter bland
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The algos are really struggling to interpret this one. But look at the revisions and read the footnotes to the BLS stats. The revisions are more accurate, the pace of job creation has likely been underestimated.

 

 

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:07 | 2859046 ebworthen
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114,000 people working 30 hours a week at minimum wage with no bennies slingin' fries at McD's...recovery!

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:24 | 2859221 dexter bland
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In China no-one wants to work in manufacturing anymore. Was just reading about Chinese workers at Foxconn, suicides, riots, confinement to dormitories etc, sounds like a prison. Everyone everywhere just wants to have a job where they can be their own boss, express their creativity and get paid really well for it. But even google employees whinge about the intrusion on their social lives of all that work.

But anyway...next question is what does this mean for QE? Will end sooner than anyone expected, is my guess. Then the bears may have their day - but not if they keep holding gold.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 13:07 | 2860117 mudduck
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Labor participation rate dropping like a stone since 2009 and also U3 and U6 dropping? Did 7% of the population hit retirement age in 3 years?

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 10:55 | 2859670 No Euros please...
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7.8%? That's a US number, right, like US gallons. So what would that be in UK imperial? Nearer 11%?

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 13:09 | 2860132 mudduck
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11% in imperial and 22% in metric.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:43 | 2858898 MillionDollarBonus_
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The global recovery is strengthening. This is slow but steady progress. The sharp improvement in the unemployment rate is a clear testament to the green shoots in not only America but also the global economy. Where is the collapse that doomer libertarians have been talking about?? Where is the hyperinflation??? I'm still waiting ... 

 

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:43 | 2858922 mayhem_korner
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The only thing strengthening is the grip of the administration on the hand-job that the "data" is getting.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:59 | 2859020 JonNadler
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You'll soon see that my and MDB's prediction of gold going to 250 a pound will be realized as the economy continues to gather strength and the manufacturing sector rebounds strongly, significantly sending the dollar higher

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:04 | 2859047 mayhem_korner
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You speak as if you and MDB are two different people...

Anyway, if you want a P.O. box to ship all your physical gold, I'm happy to relieve you of it.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:23 | 2859216 JonNadler
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we ARE two different people, no, no seriously HA HA

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:29 | 2859251 cosmictrainwreck
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Richard M. Nixon: "And you can believe me....'cause I never lie"

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:29 | 2859260 mayhem_korner
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Well, if you are separated, it is only by a thin layer of latex.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:36 | 2859050 GetZeeGold
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Thank heaven for MDB huh Jon?

 

Now go sit by Jimmy Carter.....he sucks at market calls too.

 

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:10 | 2859066 Muppet Pimp
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net 16k jobs lost in manufacturing during a month with the highest jump in employment in 29 years.  Amazing, all hail the great Obama manufacturing revolution!

Jack Welch "Unbelievable jobs numbers...these Chicago guys will do anything...can't debate so change numbers."

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:24 | 2859212 BurningFuld
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Here's a jobs report.

http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2012/10/05/canada-unemployment-september-20...

Would be eqivalent to the USA adding 500,000+ jobs mostly in manufacturing. AND the unemployment rate went UP.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:45 | 2858927 SokPOTUS
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"Green Shoots?"  Are those Gangbangers who support the Environment?

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 13:52 | 2860298 fockewulf190
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More like society's yearly ration of young, unemployable, drop outs who turn into newby gangsters with hand me down guns.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:44 | 2858928 insanelysane
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CNBS and the rest of the MSM are having a hard time with numbers today.  The BS meter from the gov went to Infinity and the MSM is wondering if they need to go all in.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:58 | 2859417 ebworthen
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Jim Cramer went all in.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:45 | 2858931 Lohn Jocke
Fri, 10/05/2012 - 13:08 | 2860126 blunderdog
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(that was a surprisingly entertaining film, btw.  although I think the thing was more of an ettin than a troll.)

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:46 | 2858934 ebworthen
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You used "green shoots", thanks for that.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:51 | 2858961 WonderDawg
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The only thing stronger than the global recovery is your FaceBook stock.

Oh, wait...

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:19 | 2859160 Hulk
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Hey my brother from another mother, I see you must have raised bail !!!

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:54 | 2858976 VonSalza
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Hope & change

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:58 | 2859418 Liquid Courage
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More like Change (the numbers) and Hope, maybe?

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:55 | 2858983 GMadScientist
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It's right there under those trillions of liquidity.

Patience, precious.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:06 | 2859056 max2205
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THE CHICAGO MACHINE STRIKES!!!!!

 

Fairy dust

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:06 | 2859057 Peter Pan
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Hey, Million Dollar Bogus, just remember that green shoots can be found in cemeteries as well. But let's wait and see what tax collections from wage and salary earners come in at.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 11:33 | 2859829 Totentänzerlied
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"green shoots can be found in cemeteries"

So can many Democrat voters!

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:07 | 2859064 Winston Churchill
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All comes to those that wait MDB.Very droll, er, troll of you.

If you wait long enough maybe you will profit on your FB shares,shame that money

will not buy anything of any value at all..

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:09 | 2859080 razorthin
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People should actually hope this is not a sign of a real recovery, because hyperinflation will ensue like a waterfall with all the dollars behind the dam.  The Fed will be helpless(er).

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:10 | 2859097 optimator
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Don't own a car do you.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:23 | 2859202 stant
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pravda or izvestiya. theres no news in the truth and no truth in the news

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:36 | 2858851 Harlequin001
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It's all fixed. Yippee!!!

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:37 | 2858858 Thomas
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If true, then fire all the folks paid to project these numbers cause they royally suck.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:42 | 2859328 Bookdoc
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Thanks, hadn't seen that site before!

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:35 | 2858832 N. B. Forrest
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Didn't Santelli call it over a month ago.  He said it didn't matter what happens in the economy it would be below 8%

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:13 | 2859110 Everybodys All ...
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Axlerod saw this coming.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:36 | 2858844 slaughterer
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Silver got flash-crashed there...

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:37 | 2858857 GetZeeGold
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Yeah.....it happens......a lot.

 

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:54 | 2858980 tmosley
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Pretty much every morning these days.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:11 | 2859100 cynicalskeptic
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quick bounce back..... better act fast if you want to buy dips these days....

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:39 | 2858870 fonzannoon
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This time it makes sense though because the U6 looks so good Obama should be elected and Bernenke reappointed so......wait a minute.....what?

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:39 | 2858877 LoneStarHog
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There was a Flash Crash late yesterday afternoon, also> http://www.flickr.com/photos/20144722@N04/8055289977/in/photostream <Who conducted all those trades at $34.60?

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:48 | 2858952 Quinvarius
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It was due for a stop running attempt.  But, in an uptrend, these things usually preceed a big leg up.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:41 | 2858881 MillionDollarBoner_
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Yeah...PMs just got slammed.

Hoowudathunkit?

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:09 | 2859086 lakecity55
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Yes, a well-contrived and cunning plan.

"Thanks, JP!"

"Anytime, BO."

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:17 | 2859153 ZeroAvatar
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I'm in the market for a couple hundred ounces, so 'Slam Away!'

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 14:22 | 2860413 fockewulf190
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Glad our man Chilton is on the case. He's been hard at work, really watching those bankers really really hard now for over four years! He totally has our back! I love it when he comes on CNBC from time to time and talks about all the progress he's making! He's not like all those other CFTC commissioners who don't care about us silver investors! He's gonna catch them PM manipulators red handed real soon like...real soon like...just you watch and see!

Sorry, gotta go barf now...

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:42 | 2858910 Wile-E-Coyote
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This bullshit does my head in.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:42 | 2858911 swissaustrian
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Andrew Maguire has been writing the CFTC about NFP pm manipulation since 2010:

http://www.zerohedge.com/article/whistleblower-exposes-jp-morgans-silver...

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:53 | 2858972 MillionDollarBoner_
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Yeah...but no need for position limits, huh?

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:36 | 2858849 ihedgemyhedges
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Household survey jobs SURGE by most in over a decade?!?!?!?!?!?  I guess the new Wendy's workers have landlines so they can be telephone surveyed...............

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:55 | 2858985 MiltonFriedmans...
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No, no, no...you've got it all wrong, they use Obamaphones.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:33 | 2859278 Taffy Lewis
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..."they use Obamaphones."

For 2012 I will have paid $162 for Federal Universal Service Charge and state Universal Service Fund. Asswipes - I hate them all (banksters, TPTB, politicians).

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:39 | 2858882 RyanW525
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Mitt just peed his pants....

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:41 | 2858903 GMadScientist
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It's all good; them magic undies are very absorbent.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:56 | 2858979 GetZeeGold
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Filed under things Obama should have said.....but didn't

 

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:58 | 2859010 Squid Vicious
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he's like the cat in the Scrodinger box both dead and alive at the same time, both of which are bullish, of course

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:48 | 2858940 slaughterer
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NFP: this is Charles Bidermann's raging bile duct. 

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:00 | 2859021 brewing
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Bullshit Labor Statistics...

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:14 | 2859127 SokPOTUS
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'Bammy Lies Sucka!

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 10:25 | 2859544 Curt W
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Bastard

Lying

Shitheads

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:05 | 2859051 asteroids
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"Meanwhile, back at the ranch", the number of people of food stamps and disability rises....

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:34 | 2858815 grunk
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7.8%?

I call bullshit.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:35 | 2858830 HoofHearted
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I want to see labor force participation rate.

Damn Ministry of Truth. Damn them all. It was obvious this would be the case after the ass-kickin' that Barry took on Tuesday. Reeks of desperation.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:43 | 2858914 Pool Shark
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Easy Peazy; I guess everyone gave up looking for a job.

Where's my Obamaphone?...

 

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:56 | 2858990 a growing concern
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KEEP OBAMA IN PRESIDENT, MOTHERFUCKERS!

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:06 | 2859055 azzhatter
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ROMNEY   HE SUCK

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:07 | 2859067 GetZeeGold
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Crack the whip dammit.....I'm paying for this crap!

 

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:19 | 2859164 wearef_ckedwith...
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After the election, the BLS will announce that they made a temporary change in methodology for the months of September and October:

-  Anyone observed with a newspaper in his hand was counted as a self-employed paper route operator.

-  Anyone selling one item on e-Bay was counted as an employed retail business operator.  A base of 100 such individuals was identified and extrapolated to account for hundreds of thousands of newly identified successfully employed small retail business operators.

-  Anyone driving through a toll booth was counted as driving to work and therefore employed.

-  Anyone seen actually moving in any fashion at all was determined to be on their way to reporting for work.  This includes merely walking and all forms of public transportation.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:19 | 2859166 wearef_ckedwith...
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After the election, the BLS will announce that they made a temporary change in methodology for the months of September and October:

-  Anyone observed with a newspaper in his hand was counted as a self-employed paper route operator.

-  Anyone selling one item on e-Bay was counted as an employed retail business operator.  A base of 100 such individuals was identified and extrapolated to account for hundreds of thousands of newly identified successfully employed small retail business operators.

-  Anyone driving through a toll booth was counted as driving to work and therefore employed.

-  Anyone seen actually moving in any fashion at all was determined to be on their way to reporting for work.  This includes merely walking and all forms of public transportation.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:39 | 2858874 HelluvaEngineer
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C'mon.  We all knew it was gonna happen.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:43 | 2858921 ejmoosa
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...and at the same time we really didn't believe they would do it.

 

Because to do so would affirm our worst fears.

We are being lied to every day.

 

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:33 | 2858816 SilverTree
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Total BS!

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:34 | 2858817 gball
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Give the election to Obama.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:38 | 2858863 GetZeeGold
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Bullshit....make him pay for it like everyone else.

 

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:35 | 2858818 JPM Hater001
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Bullshit

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:35 | 2858819 VonManstein
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SHOCKER THE GOV LIES!

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:13 | 2859121 cynicalskeptic
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'Lie' is such a strong word.....   Didn't one of W's gusy say ' we make our own reality'?      Face it - government's 'reality' (no matter who is in charge) is vastly different from what most people see as reality.

MOPE - is Management of PERSPECTIVE Economics.....     It's all about manipulating what people THINK - not what's actually happening.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:34 | 2858820 Neethgie
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So where did the .4% of people get dissapeered to? soylent green?

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:53 | 2858967 JPM Hater001
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Would you like another helping?  We have extra.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:57 | 2859000 AnonymousCitizen
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Soylent green shoots

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:35 | 2858821 Manthong
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We are saved.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:05 | 2859058 jplotinus
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"We are saved."

Well, yes and no.

On the "y" side, it remains true that we are shaped not only by perception, rather than by reality, but also by a deeper degree of non-reality. We are shaped by perception of illusion.

We eagerly look forward to the monthly nfp and then lament it as bs. It's as if we forget that the US manufacturing base was gutted and that labor's share of GDP has been decimated.

Now for the "n" side. US manufacturing and service jobs were knowingly and purposefully outsourced to cheaper labor pools. US employment has therefore declined. Duh.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:34 | 2858822 Dr. Engali
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What a crock of shit!

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:35 | 2858825 ziggy59
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As mentioned, one letter too many in BLS!

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:35 | 2858826 krispkritter
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Dyslexics of the World, Untie!  I'm thinking 8.7% (x2 or x3?)

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:38 | 2858873 Harlequin001
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Yes, there is a dog...

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:35 | 2858827 Pig Brotha
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What a fuckin' shock!

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:42 | 2858916 Rip van Wrinkle
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What a fuckin' joke!

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:35 | 2858828 stinkhammer
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bullshit

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:35 | 2858829 youngman
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So we should see those food stamps numbers drop real fast...lol....and less Obama phones too...

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:35 | 2858831 eigenvalue
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As I have mentioned, whatever the data points are, equity markets will soar.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:56 | 2858995 Meesohaawnee
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we share the same thoughts you could have had a -500k. you still would get a ramp. no intentions of pondering this game till mid nov. until then dont even think of fundamentals regarding the market. just stay the fuck out and dont feed this silly con

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:35 | 2858834 GolfHatesMe
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Why not 5%?

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:52 | 2858966 cosmictrainwreck
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 don;t wanna jeopordize their "credibility" ...... just shoot me

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:54 | 2858973 mayhem_korner
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That's the November print...

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:13 | 2859120 otto skorzeny
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at a .3% drop a month we will be at 0% in 26 months ;)

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:37 | 2858835 ebworthen
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Obummer got an early Christmas present from the Bullshit Labor Statistics Depeartment!

Break out the champagne and caviar!

Bullish for Caterers and Undertakers!

LIES!  LIES!  LIES!

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:36 | 2858836 AC_Doctor
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1,000,000 part time jobs at 7-11 and PayDay Loans counted in---check!!!

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:35 | 2858838 John McCloy
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Man was I expecting this...wait till that 450k birth death model prints.
Now Pres has some ammo in the next debate. The bad news is all those imaginary people they claim are working now still do not have jobs and will vote accordingly.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:38 | 2858872 Cursive
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@John McCloy

Good to read you this morning.  Where've you been?

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 10:06 | 2859463 Bay of Pigs
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Haven't seen John around here in ages...

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:46 | 2858939 GMadScientist
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Hahaha.

Poor people don't fucking vote in this country.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:57 | 2858998 LULZBank
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Until you give them a free phone.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:54 | 2858974 BlueCollaredOne
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What's also sad is that Romney won't expose how the numbers are a fraud, because if he did he wouldn't be able to use the same method to pull the wool over the sheeps eyes if he is elected.  

 

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:56 | 2858993 GMadScientist
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You have a very limited knowledge of the Republican playbook.

Hypocrisy is a cornerstone.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:17 | 2859139 mayhem_korner
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Did you get that from "CIA Operative" Valerie Plame, or moveon.org...?

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:35 | 2858839 j.tennquist
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Massaging?  A fancy name for masturbation..  and this jerk-off number will give the O a hard on.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:57 | 2859006 mayhem_korner
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It's sure to give Rachel Maddow one...

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:36 | 2858840 Lord Maximus
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This was SO PREDICTABLE!!!

 

Anyone with a clue knew that Obama would have this rate below 8% before the election...why are you all so shcoked?!?!?

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:39 | 2858883 ebworthen
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Not shocked, DISGUSTED.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:36 | 2858841 jtmo3
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Is there anyone who buys this shit?

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:42 | 2858915 youngman
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Yes unfortunatly there is.....

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:10 | 2859091 Coldsun
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49% of the potential voters. Might be 51% now...

 

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:36 | 2858842 jjsilver
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Since when did we need an election for this. They have been manipulating everything for years, wake up

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:37 | 2858847 Ness.
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HHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAAAHAHAA

 

We're saved!!!

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 13:30 | 2860213 mkhs
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I guess this means QEinfinity is over?

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:37 | 2858848 Currency is Debt
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I smell bullshit. 

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:36 | 2858850 Cman5000
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Bamboozled ... 

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:37 | 2858853 the not so migh...
the not so mighty maximiza's picture

We are roaring back

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:38 | 2858871 swissaustrian
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Green shots

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:13 | 2859107 Coldsun
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Lime Jello shots? In that case I'll take 7.8 right now.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:38 | 2858860 Confundido
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I'm happy for my short long-term tsy position...But, does anyone have a doubt that this is all a fucking pre-election lie?

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:38 | 2858861 saints51
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LOL Obama saves the day. Just put a 0 up there. Fuck it. At this point it doesn't even matter. Funny thing is right after elections it will be back above 8% even though 8% is total bullshit. More like the teens is where we currently stand.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:44 | 2858924 youngman
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If Romney wins....it will jump to 8-9-10%...and the press will say.." when Obama left office he gave the Republicans a 7.8% unemployment rate..and look what the Republicans have done"

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:48 | 2858948 saints51
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Yes i agree. MSM has to keep the sheep fighting over whose team is better(red or blue).

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 09:17 | 2859130 Coldsun
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And whatever jersey color they pick, all they are really getting is brown.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:39 | 2858865 walidsassia
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What about the Revised NFP 142 K actually this month  we r lower than last month not higher . ? am i correct 

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