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Bill O'Reilly vs. Jon Stewart: The Full Mock Debate

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Sick of the official and very serious theater that passes for America'a presidential election? Then enjoy the following less than serious theater courtesy of the comic duo of Bill O'Reilly and Jon Stewart, whose "Rumble 2012" was the best 90 minute lampoon of America's hypnotic fascination with whose (skewed?) ratings did what first thing in the morning, whose non-sex tape was released over the weekend, who misspoke in the past 12 hours, but most importantly how no matter who is in charge on November 7, nothing will actually change. Finally, what better way to start your Sunday than with a laugh at some politicians' expense?

From AP:

 There were all the trappings of a high-octane presidential debate: the over-the-top declarations, the pre-practiced zingers and the schmaltzy appeals to America's truest values. But the presidential candidates were nowhere to be found.


In their place Saturday were two celebrity gabbers who have claimed their stakes to the polar opposite ends of the political spectrum: Bill O'Reilly and Jon Stewart. The political odd-couple came to Washington ready to tangle in an event mockingly dubbed "The Rumble in the Air-Conditioned Auditorium."


Choice words not suitable for the faint of heart dotted the 90-minute exchange between the Fox News anchor and the star of Comedy Central's "The Daily Show," who bantered aggressively but good-naturedly over birth control, President George W. Bush and the so-called "War on Christmas."


Stewart came prepped with a mechanical pedestal he used to elevate himself in the air, making the height-challenged comedian appear taller than the lanky O'Reilly when he wanted to drive a point home.


"I like you much better that way," O'Reilly quipped at one point as he gazed up at his ideological foe.


The political feud between the two caffeinated TV personalities dates back more than a decade. Much like family members who just can't resist pushing each other's buttons over Thanksgiving stuffing, Stewart and O'Reilly love to disagree, but appear to hold nothing against each other once the latest spat has run its course. The two have appeared on each other's programs since 2001, but the face-off Saturday at The George Washington University marked their first head-to-head debate.


Appearing wholly presidential in dark jackets and face makeup under a sign reading "Yum, this banner tastes like freedom," the two quickly turned to talk of government spending and the 47 percent of Americans that Republican Mitt Romney said in a video are dependent on government.


Stewart, defending government involvement in health care and social programs, said the U.S. has always been an entitlement nation.

"We are a people that went to another country, saw other people on it and said, 'Yea, we want that," Stewart said. "Have you ever seen 'Oprah's favorite things' episode?"


Asked who he'd like to see as president, O'Reilly dead-panned: "I'd have to say Clint Eastwood."


"Well why don't we ask him," said Stewart, mocking the Hollywood actor's widely panned speech in August at the Republican National Convention by getting out of his chair and staring at it while the crowd erupted in laughter.


In an apparent show of bipartisanship, Stewart even got on O'Reilly lap at one point. "And what would you like for Christmas, little boy?" O'Reilly said slyly.


"The display that you saw tonight is why America is America. Robust, creative, no holds barred," O'Reilly told reporters after the debate. "You can call it whatever you want, but you wouldn't see this in a lot of other countries. That's for sure."


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Sun, 10/07/2012 - 11:14 | 2864621 PrintingPress
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I just shut it off 15 minutes in.  It's absolutely worthless and not really that funny.  Just talking points being regurgitated with few facts.  Don't waste your time and save the $4.95. 

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 11:20 | 2864632 Race Car Driver
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The system pretends to laugh at itself - but it's laughing at us.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 11:40 | 2864651 Oh regional Indian
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Precisely RCD. The joke is on us.

These two tools in the show are not only one percenters but deep insiders.

Only sheep could see humor in this.

America needs to re-discover some understated class. Very crass/loud at the moment.


Sun, 10/07/2012 - 11:57 | 2864685 Manthong
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I killed it when it was apparent that the sheep in the stalls didn’t understand that a female upper middle class liberal political shill should buy her own birth control pills.

One should not waste valuable preparation time or brain cells absorbing yet another display of the ignorant populace at a circus.

Was bread being served?

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 12:59 | 2865106 Thomas
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You guys might be a little tough on it. There is some entertainment value in it. Generally, I don't ask for more from celebrities and TV.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 13:28 | 2865144 Precious
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They give whores a bad name.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 13:29 | 2865168 markmotive
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Blah TV.

Mon, 10/08/2012 - 06:21 | 2867057 Rakshas
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and what exactly is wrong with whores???


a girl's gotta eat right??

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 11:38 | 2864646 gtb
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Thanks for the tip, but I wouldn't watch those useless assholes even if they paid me.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 14:05 | 2865243 max2205
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Hulk hogan debated some nice ass on his sex tape. Who's the man!

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 14:42 | 2865311 slaughterer
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No red-blooded American woman would fuck either Romney or Obama, or the comics who lampoon them.  They would go out surfing from Encinatas and eat a fish taco afterwards with a doob.  

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 11:16 | 2864628 Robot Traders Mom
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Bill O'Reilly thought the Benghazi Ambassador killing was in Egypt, not Libya...


What a tool.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 11:22 | 2864633 Schmuck Raker
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Then don't vote for him.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 11:48 | 2864667 Robot Traders Mom
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We only have two options. I'll vote for the lesser of two evils.


-Most Americans

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 15:00 | 2865342 A Nanny Moose
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Then don't vote


Sun, 10/07/2012 - 12:46 | 2864984 GlobalCtzn
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And let's not forget Bill's theory regarding the tides..............

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 11:17 | 2864629 stinkhammer
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it was gayer than a bag of dicks

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 12:19 | 2864730 Precious
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... at a new year's parade

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 11:27 | 2864635 Perpetual Burn
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Both are morons.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 11:55 | 2864683 otto skorzeny
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Who do I loathe more-the smarmy little hebe or the bloviating irishman- both of whom pretend not to be east coast media elites but actually are

Mon, 10/08/2012 - 01:19 | 2866871 TBT or not TBT
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Dunno.   A little envious of their wealth and influence over here.   On the other hand, no idea about how they get their jollies, which can't be easy...for the faux conservative.    The other guy certainly rolls em as often and as well as Bill Maher, and no one would expect them not to shag liberally, in any which way.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 11:27 | 2864636 Long-John-Silver
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What was the difference between this and Nero Fiddling as Rome burned?


Nero did not sell himself for $4.95 a view.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 11:29 | 2864637 Bay of Pigs
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It's not funny. Both these guys are completely full of shit.

They perpetuate and defend the status quo. We're fucking doomed...

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 11:33 | 2864638 Ralph Spoilsport
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Sun, 10/07/2012 - 11:45 | 2864644 Temporalist
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Jon Stewart means well but he has serious cognitive dissonance.  How can he rail at and support the status quo simultaneously? 

He would rather construct a defense against the unique petty issues of both parties than attack the combined atrocities of both.


O'Reilly is just really stupid and insane.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 12:23 | 2864737 Precious
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Jon Stewart is a shill for the Zionists, obviously.  Really stupid and insane, equally with the lawyer, fake con$ervative, novu$ ordo O'Reilly.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 17:52 | 2866003 Treeplanter
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And you're a shill for the goat fuckers.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 21:18 | 2866370 hannah
hannah's picture this point in history, a goat fucker has more integrity than either political candidates or congress or the house or pretty much any maybe the goat fuckers are a better choice.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 13:52 | 2865216 css1971
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How can he rail at and support the status quo simultaneously?

He's paid to do exactly that?

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 16:37 | 2865760 Lore
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Q: "How can he rail at and support the status quo simultaneously?"

A: "He's paid to do exactly that."

Enough said. It's a living: a form of glib, pompous, self-ingratiating, myth-reinforcing (and subtly propagandistic), absurdist, distracting, audience-mocking, utterly inconsequential and quite distasteful banter that seems to pervade mainstream popular culture like some weird, infectious rash. It was cute for about five minutes. Really, how was this different from the presidential debate in terms of deception and lies? 

Kick-the-can escapism is getting stale fast.  

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 11:43 | 2864659 Loose Caboose
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Bread and circuses.  Laughter is not an appropriate response to this clusterfuck, unless the laughter is an hysterical reaction to waking up to the reality of a world being sucked into an agenda drafted by psychopaths.  Then it's the kind of laughter you might hear coming from the locked ward.

Where is the fucking revolution?!!!!!!

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 11:48 | 2864665 otto skorzeny
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The ironic part is Stewart's audience of guffawing jackals is the IFag generation that still live in their parents' basement with no prospect of getting a decent job or paying off their $100k college debt. I guess they're share Bobby Knight's outlook that "If rape is inevitable then lay back and enjoy it".

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 11:58 | 2864687 Bay of Pigs
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I know people who watch his show religiously and that's their "source" of "news'.

I shit you not.

Hook, Line, and Sinker...

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 12:30 | 2864745 Manthong
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I guess I wasn’t the only guy first struck with the Roman circus notion

- Ovisian Psychology 101:
“Why Jon Stewart is the Most Trusted Man in America”

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 12:30 | 2864749 Rainman
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" Rarely is the question asked : Is our children learning ? "

                             G.W. Bush

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 14:28 | 2865284 WillyGroper
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ROFLMAO: My kid put that in his valedictorian speech & his principal wouldn't let him use it. 

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 14:33 | 2865290 otto skorzeny
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the US school system can't let the public in on the dirty little that they are failing at educating their children.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 13:53 | 2865220 drivenZ
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I know people who read ZH religiously and that's their "source" of "news'.

i shit you not.

hook, line, and sinker

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 14:49 | 2865321 Bay of Pigs
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LOL. Ad hom. Take a shot at the Hedge because you have nothing worthwhile to add on the "debate"?



Sun, 10/07/2012 - 16:34 | 2865779 Lore
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Meh. You're here, aren't you.

Mon, 10/08/2012 - 05:30 | 2867037 SuitablyIronicM...
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I read The Onion for news, ZH for economics.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 13:54 | 2865221 edifice
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When the people no longer have beer and football, they'll revolt... That is, if they can bother to get their fat asses off the couch...

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 11:48 | 2864668 holdbuysell
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Still watching...when do they get to the part about the ponzi scheme to stick the people with unsustainable debt by colluding with a private banking cartel that issues a debt-backed fiat currency and thereby taking away the people's ability to rein in government from spending the people into oblivion?

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 13:54 | 2865219 SIOP
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Sun, 10/07/2012 - 11:49 | 2864669 icanhasbailout
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Debating O'Reilly is like debating a strawman - it's really not all that hard to set him on fire, but it doesn't represent an accomplishment, either.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 11:50 | 2864671 mvsjcl
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Wasn't the Mock Debate a few days ago?

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 11:53 | 2864677 otto skorzeny
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John (Stewart) Leibowitz's bother is COO of The NYSE so he's gotta draw attention away from his brother's being complicit in fraud on a massive scale.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 19:53 | 2866224 Bear
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Didn't know that ... These elite are all related like some big regal court ... They spout with poof and pontification. Americans are in real trouble and even more right around the corner and with our whole world turned into a huge 'Celebrity State', our problems will continue to be 'sound bited'. The divide is so deep and the reluctance to work for common goals is so fleeting that:

We are truly screwed.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 11:52 | 2864679 RockyRacoon
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I watched it, took it for what it was, enjoyed the good parts, cringed at the crap, moved on.  It's not any more emblematic of what passes in this country for entertainment than SNL, or other "humor" shows.   Want some real humor?  Watched Meet the Depressed this morning -- now that's funny.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 21:22 | 2866386 hannah
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man you think just like the assist-coaches for sandusky.....i watched it, took it for what it was, enjoyed the good parts, cringed at the crap (literally probably), moved on.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 12:28 | 2864742 FiatFapper
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I managed 30minutes; their accents grates on the ear - it's bastardised Irish and i didn't realise the little jewish guy on the right was a g'ment shill.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 12:28 | 2864743 FubarNation
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Problem is this shit isn't funny any more.  A lot is at risk.  Peoples lives, their childrens lives.


I stopped laughing a while ago. 


Prepare Gentlemen. 

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 14:08 | 2865222 RockyRacoon
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Please, no!  When you lose your sense of humor they have you by the 'nads.  Hang in there, smile, make funny, enjoy!

Let the humor be found on all sides of a debate, not just the side that is making fun of the view you might disagree with.  If "your guy" is a buffoon, yuk it up, because in the long run they are all clowns.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 16:49 | 2865824 Lore
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"Problem is this shit isn't funny any more."

My thought as well. It's terrifying. THIS IS SERIOUS!  Families are being wiped out. Our children's future is destroyed, and all they give us is pablum!

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 21:45 | 2866440 MilleniumJane
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Save your anger for the real bastards who are doing this.  Take this for what it is....a MOCK debate.  Anger directed towards stuff like this is a distraction.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 12:29 | 2864746 Seasmoke
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now there is 2 clowns who want the status quo to remain

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 12:35 | 2864758 LoneStarHog
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But...but...Bill O'Really? always wants to protect "da folks"...he wants to make sure that "da folks" get the "No Spin News Story"...what would "da folks" do if he was not there to protect them? is amazing that the clown draws the highest audience on cable, and has for wonder "da folks" don't know reality from fiction...err...bullshit!

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 12:42 | 2864873 whoknoz
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two dinks believing they are relevent....

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 12:47 | 2865019 THE DORK OF CORK
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I find these debates frys one brain cells and one avoids them if one can ....even the debates used for comedic effect.

O Reilly and his Sesame street Bulletin boards shows that perhaps he is the real victim of state television.

Stewarts focus on public debt when all money is debt is interesting.............

I would like to see the late Oliver Reed debate these guys..........

He would beat the living shit out of O Reilly and call Stewart for what he is ,a little prick.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 12:52 | 2865091 Inthemix96
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So its funny when the lesser of two evils is still evil?

And this bullshit is funny?  Who is it aimed at?  I personally do not find the fucking downfall of our collective lives funny like.

You call this humour?  I call this bullshit, taking the piss out of the people who matter the most, the fucking populace, fuck the clever cunts at the top taking the piss out of the rest of us.  Shamefull you fucking bigheaded zionist cunts

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 13:00 | 2865110 fuu
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"So we're both socialists."

Nuff' Said!

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 13:45 | 2865200 blunderdog
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You can tell these two don't care about 'Merka 'cause they got no flag pins.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 14:04 | 2865232 EvlTheCat
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I love how they talked about drones over foreign countries, however, they forgot to mention the drones flying over the United States.  I would say that is a considerable change in our lives.  How about the TSA groping/harassing people in airports and other transportation venues?  While not providing one ounce of safety.  Military walking our streets?  Military as part of Law Enforcement?  Military holding shock and awe exercises in major cities?

Yes, everything is changing for the better citizen..  Maybe they should have had practice what they preached and had a third candidate like, Judge Napolitano on the panel.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 14:34 | 2865293 gojam
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So this post went up at 11:11 right ?

And PPs first post went up at 11:14 claiming he'd watched the first 15 mins ?

Oh well, interesting that 30 people applauded him but couldn't do the math.

I watched the full hour and a half and I enjoyed it. Go figure, I actually watched it before commenting.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 21:24 | 2866399 hannah
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the video was posted on the internet long before ZH you dipshit.

Mon, 10/08/2012 - 09:11 | 2867296 Amagnonx
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I watched 3mins, then had to stop because my vomit bucket was over flowing.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 15:58 | 2865426 Yen Cross
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 Jon Stewart is an obnoxious"one liner", and Bill O'Rielly is "beat around the bush, holier than thou [generalist]".   Stewart/O'Rielly, should start a company, and {©®™ it the "Village Idiots"}.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 16:05 | 2865458 nestle
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Stewart is the man!

good debate except a few confusion on some of the facts lol

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 16:13 | 2865473 Dburn
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This was a mock debate by two entertainers as entertainment .  If people actually take it seriously and manage to get outraged by it, then one has to ask, who needs to see a shrink?  

If one wants to look at a MOCK debate by ENTERTAINERs even deeper, here is a way to look at it: Knowingly or not,  They are mocking the substance free presidential election process along with the  candidates that we are forced to vote for;  or as Stewart called them "Shit Pile number one and Shit Pile Number two" 


Those who worked themselves into a slathering lather over 90 minutes of entertainment, need to "get out more". 



Sun, 10/07/2012 - 21:38 | 2866432 MilleniumJane
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Thumbs up from me and I wish I could give you a thousand more!

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 16:33 | 2865775 BeetleBailey
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Fuck O'Really....that cunt lost any respect over Amanda Mackris....the douche was bragging to her that he had kiddie sex over in Thailand...then the "innocent" fucker pays her 1.3 million to hush it up....

Yeah....he was fucking "innocent". <SARC>

Any moak paying that type of money to "make it go away"/didn't want to hurt his family...bullshit is a moak.

Then, he gets all fucking righteous and goes on this sex offender crusade....the cunt IS one himself.

Stewart? He's just a well paid court jester. The sniveling douche...

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 16:38 | 2865797 El
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Jon Stewart should run for president.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 16:44 | 2865811 lolmao500
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He would destroy Obama and Romney.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 18:43 | 2866111 Bear
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We don't need good talkers and thinkers ... we need good leaders

Mon, 10/08/2012 - 05:54 | 2867044 Diplodicus Rex
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You already have a good leader in the form of the Pied Piper of Hamelin.


Sun, 10/07/2012 - 16:58 | 2865867 El
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(Although it should be noted I disagree with most of his positions and would not vote for him. He is a sharp guy though, and at least we would laugh for four years.)

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 21:41 | 2866434 BlackholeDivestment
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Hmm. Two dipshit that are the spit and image of the two party system offer. Pathetic, like the people that watch them in order to be entertained or, lol, informed. The only good thing ZH did, in posting this worthless garbage, was to remind everyone of what the morons out there are watching, total worthless junk.

Mon, 10/08/2012 - 03:33 | 2866593 tongue.stan
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Smarmy vs. smug.

Sound and fury, signifying nothing.

Two disingenuous pees in a pod.

Cut from the same jib.

Two sides of the same coin.

A fruit and a nut.

Nothingness and beans.

Hollow point bullets.

Tis the season of our discontent, and it don't take a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.


Now if you'll excuse me, I have some hoarding to attend to.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 22:59 | 2866634 monad
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Fuck msm

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 22:59 | 2866635 monad
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Fuck msm

Mon, 10/08/2012 - 10:29 | 2867522 CrabGrassKila
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1 Millionaire against another.... Hmmm...... Again??????

Is not this Drivel, getting old?? Football owners against the Players....   Billionaires against Millionaires.

Hockey, on strike again, (See above)

The only way this country can again become healthy,

Is if we Stop living Vicariously, through, those People's EYES,  (See Above)

Please Enhance your own LIFE Today, Not someone elses. 





Wed, 10/10/2012 - 14:11 | 2875586 Ident 7777 economy
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