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Enter Detroit At Your Own Risk!

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"Detroit is America's most violent city; its homicide rate is the highest in the country." Detroit Police department's "Enter At Your Own Risk" warning to citizens came at a rally yesterday as they fear under-staffing in the midst of what CBS reports as "the explosion in violent crime" leaves police in "deplorable, dangerous, and war-like conditions." While the union presses for more staff - or higher wages to compensate for the risk - we are sure Snake Plissken can be relied upon to rescue GM's CEO if he needs it.



Source: CBS Detroit


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Sun, 10/07/2012 - 16:26 | 2865745 Robot Traders Mom
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*The only youtube vid I will ever post. 10 secs.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 16:30 | 2865767 DoChenRollingBearing
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+ 1  OK, that was good!  I will have trust in your judgement should you ever put up another YouTube link...

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 16:37 | 2865798 vmromk
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I've heard a rumor that the simple solution to Detroit's problem is more Quantitative Easing.

Quick, someone call up Helicopter Ben.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 16:48 | 2865832 Almost Solvent
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Where the fuck is Robocop???


We already got OCP!

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 16:55 | 2865854 CompassionateFascist
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Where Congoids are, Zimbabwe is.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 17:30 | 2865953 economics9698
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Once you go black you never go back.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 18:00 | 2865990 Earl of Chiswick
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and the now infamous Google StreetView image of a fellow pointing his gun at the Google Car (in Detroit)


this is the actual google streetview link, not just an image captured from it.


and here


(goog has since blurred the weapon)



Sun, 10/07/2012 - 18:34 | 2866097 poor fella
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I guess you don't NEED no CCW if it's in YO FACE!!!!!


Sun, 10/07/2012 - 18:58 | 2866135 Shocker
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Detroit was let go to a point, where it is now. All theses millions in aid we send to this country this country. Put it to work right in our own cities.

Its alot easier to support the cities before they become so bad, that any point of return is almost impossible or finianically not reasonable.


Current Economic Situation -

We need to support local cities, put aid and work into cities to keep them from become beyond repair.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 19:22 | 2866177 nmewn
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Print and tax Detroit into

Thats kinda the route they've already tried ain't it?

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 20:16 | 2866258 Western
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Dear people of detroit,


police yourselves, pussies.. grow up.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 21:44 | 2866445 sunaJ
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I like this guy's idea for Detroit. It is the only way I would visit...

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 22:36 | 2866556 markelshark
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The simpson's says it best about detroit:

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 22:41 | 2866572 Element
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RoboCop 4

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 23:27 | 2866659 markmotive
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"Unemployment is up to estimated 50% in the city of Detroit"

"7 out of 10 murders go unsolved in the motor city"

"Since 1950 half of Detroit's population has left the motor city"

"There are 95,000 abandon homes in Detroit and 85,000 abandon businesses in Detroit"

Mon, 10/08/2012 - 05:06 | 2867022 WarriorClass
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The core of the city (roughly 808,000) is 92 percent Black, where no major grocery store chain dare open for business.


Mon, 10/08/2012 - 02:28 | 2866930 LMAOLORI
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I had to come back to this thread to throw this in it would actually be a win - win as I see it.  Detroit having been ruined by Democrats and Unions.

To The Detroit PD: Disband And Go Home


I'm done.

Officers handed out fliers saying when you come to Detroit you "enter at your own risk." They also urged people to vote yes on Proposal 2.

"We're not discouraging people from coming, I love the city, I want them to realize we don't have enough man hours," said union president Joe Duncan. "I don't think the city is going to get same officer 8 hours a day as you do for 12 hours a day."

Here's the answer I have for the cops: Go home, disband and die of starvation under an overpass in the upcoming Detroit winter.  The people will take care of this themselves.

$420 million dollars for cops is more than enough to cover 800,000 people. If it turns out that it's not, for whatever reason, then the simple solution is that cops didn't do their job and the job needs to go back to the people, who should be happy to do it on ther own.  For $420 million one time every single citizen in Detroit can be provided a gun and enough ammunition to hole every single gang-banger a dozen times or more.

This act by the cops is nothing other than extortion, exactly as the mob practices.  The correct response to extortion by any mob is never to knuckle under to it -- rather it it is to meet force with maximum lawful resistance and make clear that the extorting party will cut that crap out -- and that you are not making a request.

In short the people of Detroit need to take back their 2nd Amendment right and begin carrying firearms openly and everywhere, as the Constitution provides, making clear that the city belongs to them and not to the thugs, irrespective of what particular gang affiliation -- Crips, Bloods, god-knows-whats -- or blue -- the gang happens to be dressed in.

If the cops don't like it then they can quit and the citizens can take over.  I suspect the streets will get quiet real fast should they do so, and then the "big lie" of the cop shop will become evident -- they're ineffective, they're overpaid and they're unnecessary.

Enough is enough.

Mon, 10/08/2012 - 06:17 | 2867056 krispkritter
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Posted lower down but I was re-reading from the top.

Last line of Details:

Of course I'm not sure of all the details but it bring the Zimmerman fiasco to mind. Apparently someone doesn't like competition.

Tue, 10/23/2012 - 02:27 | 2911921 Offthebeach
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Cops, Police were one of the firs welfare/Big gov agencies.

It was once expected of a man, of any station or face, to protect himself and his property.
If you had a lot of property or a large business, you hired people. If you couldn't afford it, you sold stuff.either way, it was your problem. Not "society's".
If you were single, be social and make friends, or marry.
A couple of years with out police would be great. The scum would really abandoned their walnut brains to their appetites and would be gun'd down and killed, saving much money.
prisons would empty. Courthouses would be dusty and sleepy, open but a week a month.
Cops could release themselves from the public teat and become night watchmen at minimum wage.
The cop, judge, lawyer, Sheriff, prison industry loves criminals and it's true duty is to protect crimanals from us( as we would kill, shoot and hang the criminals and no longer need legions of overpaid dullards.

Mon, 10/08/2012 - 03:16 | 2866971 Vigilante
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Shoot all niggas..

Problem solved.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 20:16 | 2866259 Western
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Mon, 10/08/2012 - 01:12 | 2866858 Freddie
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This is what Detroit has done for 60 years of libs and unions.   Chicago is going down the same corrupt path.  The good thing is Detroit is slowly disappearing and may hopefully become a field again. 

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 19:50 | 2866217 THECOMINGDEPRESSION

Support local cities..bwaaaaaa. Shut them down, they are cesspools. If they can't support themselves..da hell wit 'em mofo's

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 21:30 | 2866410 Bicycle Repairman
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If a city is no longer economically viable, it must be let go.  No more supporting old mill towns with government $$.

Mon, 10/08/2012 - 00:52 | 2866823 MrTouchdown
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That's exactly what got them into this situation - trying to fix all the social injustice with government. Shoulda kept the millions in aid in the pockets of the people the tax collectors stole it from.

Mon, 10/08/2012 - 05:56 | 2867045 Go Tribe
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Handing out money is not compassion.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 18:51 | 2866122 in-Credible Banker
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How do you guys find this stuff?  AMAZING!

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 21:43 | 2866439 CPL
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You can buy the place down the street.  There is appearently an armed neighbourhood watch, bodega and crack dealer.   At 1600 dollars for this colonial design is not by accident.  It's how we know a crack house truely becomes a crack home.


Fuck Detriot is a shit hole.  Depressing looking at it.


Sun, 10/07/2012 - 22:39 | 2866562 otto skorzeny
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that's an $800,000 house in the Bay Area.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 23:44 | 2866726 HoofHearted
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Location location location.

Detroit = Beirut west.

Mon, 10/08/2012 - 02:33 | 2866938 verum quod lies
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90%+ white = “Paris of the West”

90%+ black = Mogadishu of the West

Most cultural Marxist twits really need to grow up and grow a pair; because only a fool would think it’s whether Detroit is run by a Democrat or Republican or whether the police department gets another 50 cents an hour, it’s really as easy as black and white. Simple math: third world people = third world city/country.


Mon, 10/08/2012 - 05:10 | 2867024 WarriorClass
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"The Perils of Diversity: Immigration and Human Nature" by Byron M. Roth, and "Alien Nation: Common Sense About America's Immigration Disaster" by Peter Brimelow.

Mon, 10/08/2012 - 01:10 | 2866852 yogibear
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They to start using bullet proof cars in some areas.

Google would probably be quiet if one of it's people in the cars were carjacked.

Mon, 10/08/2012 - 01:32 | 2866888 JAW-AW-W
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Fedde Le Grand style.........

Put your hands up, put your hands up

Put your hands up, put your hands up for Detroit.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 18:15 | 2866054 Whiner
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Nor does your bond rating come back. It just slowly disappears! Last one out, turn off the lights. Oh, excuse me, they will be without power then anyway.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 21:47 | 2866451 GOSPLAN HERO
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Bros can go primitive really fast.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 17:31 | 2865954 Muppet Pimp
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Detroit would be fixed in 6 mos. with some big time deficit spending and soaring inflation.  - Paul Krugman, Clueless Economist and All Around Douchebag

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 22:50 | 2866598 NoClueSneaker
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Detroit would be fixed tommorrow if someone could buy off the Tamla Motown from the jewish pigs ( Zack Horwitz ), and bring it back home ...

NoClueSneaker, Clueless Endorser Of Endless Nostalgia and All Around NoCluer ....

Mon, 10/08/2012 - 01:19 | 2866873 yogibear
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Would be nice to drop off Krugman, Bernanke, Evans, Dudley  and Yellen on Brinker street, in Detroit, MI  on a warm summer night.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 17:00 | 2865869 Keyser
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Why worry with RoboCop when you have drones. 

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 17:14 | 2865917 disabledvet
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cuz Robo--cop that is--is a cool dude:
not that robot trader is all that bad either...may he trade as well as this guy fights crime of course.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 17:03 | 2865882 dbomb12
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Forget robocop, they need the T-1000 built by skynet

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 17:17 | 2865923 Praetor
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I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 17:23 | 2865940 fourchan
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im in detroit right now as i have been for 20 years, and you pussys are not welcome.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 17:32 | 2865956 economics9698
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You selling rocks or weed? 

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 17:47 | 2865992 NoTTD
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I accept your invitation to not come over.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 19:06 | 2866125 Zero Govt
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if the Detroit Police have lost control it means there's too many cafe latte cups and doughnuts in their squad cars to draw their guns efficiently

it's hard to deal with real crime when you spend all day petty-fining citizens and tourists, stuffing your face with fast food and poncing about in zero crime areas trying to look tougher than the doughnut you're chewing

there's a definite pattern to State Police work across the globe (see above for clues) 

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 20:03 | 2866241 fourchan
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every cop in the country should start by training in detroit for a year, then out to somewhere humans live.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 21:11 | 2866355 TWSceptic
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You are not human?

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 21:21 | 2866377 Mr Danger
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Oh really? The detroit cops are morons. They should get training somewhere else.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 21:55 | 2866467 francis_sawyer
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At least they don't fall for the banana in the tailpipe...



Mon, 10/08/2012 - 05:40 | 2867039 Monedas
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Yeah, and Mexico should give Baja to Israel !   Someone actually said that  .... here on ZH ?

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 21:20 | 2866376 Dr Benway
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The police union support the War on Drugs that is the core cause of this blight.

Vile hypocrites.

Mon, 10/08/2012 - 04:05 | 2866991 cranky-old-geezer
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They should all be fired, city government dissolved, pensions go bye bye too.  One less layer of bureaucracy and taxation.

City governments aren't needed anymore.   County governments can do the job just fine.

County government, sheriff, deputies, and courts are constitutional.

City government, police, and courts aren't.  City government is a martial law jurisdiction in peacetime, prohibited in America ...or used to be prohibited.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 21:09 | 2866345 TWSceptic
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Who learned you how to write? I'd ask my money back.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 21:10 | 2866354 nmewn
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Offhand, I'd say from someone belonging to a teachers union.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 21:19 | 2866373 Mr Danger
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I'm in Detroit too dickweed and I carry 24x7.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 22:39 | 2866563 fourchan
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you have to. living here is a great excuse to have an ungodly armory at your disposal. lol

im fully convinced i will shoot someone before i leave the hood.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 22:32 | 2866544 knicks3005
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He's struggling getting into his new tight ass suit. 

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 21:08 | 2866334 TWSceptic
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Sun, 10/07/2012 - 18:10 | 2866047 vast-dom
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 Snake Plissken, the ultimate distressed property real estate agent!

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 20:40 | 2866294 The Chief
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I heard he was dead.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 21:35 | 2866424 AgShaman
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Nope.....he's in Chicago. Somebody told him 'windy city' was the murder capital.

Detroit is musclin' in on braggin' rights.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 21:41 | 2866436 hannah
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i hope he got that leg fixed as i got tired of watching him limp around....and adrienne barbeau is still hot.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 21:56 | 2866470 francis_sawyer
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he doesn't give a fuck about your war or your President...

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 22:46 | 2866587 fourchan
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she was ok but those tittys gave an award worthy performance. shes in the new movie argo.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 17:11 | 2865909 lasvegaspersona
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The Detroit Chief of Police needs a distraction: he is accused (by a fellow officer, (female) who kept the used condom as evidence) of a sex for advancement arrangement. The timing of the warning is beyond suspicious. 

besides, unless this is a ploy for more tax financing (could that be possible!?!) all it says is that the Detroit cops are not much help in preventing murder. Bet they have really tight gun laws much for the police being helpful...maybe encouraging all Detroit people to get and learn to use firearms might help. According to John Lott (More Guns Less Crime) this WILL work.

But I suspect that the warning is more ploy than what it tries to appear to be, a sincere admonition.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 17:33 | 2865960 malikai
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So, she fucked him, kept the rubber, got the promotion and then narked him out?

Sounds like Detroit to me..

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 20:40 | 2866291 malikai
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Godbee has been suspended over allegations that he had an affair with a subordinate, Internal Affairs officer Angelica Robinson, ABC News reports.


The alleged relationship was revealed when Robinson, 37, tweeted about her involvement with 44-year-old Godbee — who is married — after she learned he was at a San Diego police officers’ conference with a third woman, according to WXYZ-TV.

Robinson, who is also married, told WXYZ that her relationship with Godbee began in 2011 when they began communicating on Facebook and later started “hooking up.” Robinson said Godbee should “absolutely” lose his position as police chief.


This is not the first time Godbee has faced allegations of inappropriate conduct.  In 2010, he replaced Police Chief Warren Evans after Evans was accused of a relationship with police officer Monique Patterson, but text messages soon surfaced that suggested Godbee also had an affair with Patterson, WXYZ reports.

So this is what "Internal Affairs" is all about..


Sun, 10/07/2012 - 22:44 | 2866581 otto skorzeny
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oooooh she fugly. give him props for gettin' down with a sista'-most brothas with $ and power like it white and tight.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 22:51 | 2866600 fourchan
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she has crazy eyes.

Mon, 10/08/2012 - 00:22 | 2866778 New World Chaos
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He's just lucky he didn't post any collateral murder videos that might allow his bitchez to get him kidnapped, tortured, and killed by the Fourth Reich.  The PC left lost any pretense of caring about freedom when they cheered for the retroactive rape vendetta against Assnage.

Mon, 10/08/2012 - 02:58 | 2866960 Temporalist
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Angelica Robinson, 4 others won sex discrimination lawsuit against DPD

Mon, 10/08/2012 - 07:04 | 2867091 Vigilante
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...and whitey pays for the damage

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 17:35 | 2865966 nmewn
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lol...wait, wut?

"The Detroit Chief of Police needs a distraction: he is accused (by a fellow officer, (female) who kept the used condom as evidence) of a sex for advancement arrangement. The timing of the warning is beyond suspicious."

Is this the Detroit equivalent of the old hot wax & signet ring to bind a contract or seal a letter? ;-)

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 19:55 | 2866230 Dugald
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French Letter in this instance it seems.......

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 20:30 | 2866280 nmewn
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It would seem so..."protection" or black-mail.

I'll probably catch hell for that one from the uninitiated ;-)

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 17:41 | 2865982 Winston Churchill
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You obviously haven't been to Detroit recently.

Stopped in the innner city with a German friend on the way north.

6am and my friend was so scared he actually shat himself.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 17:45 | 2865987 Boilermaker
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No, you didn't. No, he didn't.

When did this become a grade school playground story telling site?

Why didn't just say he was anally sodomized at the restaurant while cops held him down? It's just as unbelievable but has more flair.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 18:01 | 2866022 Winston Churchill
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Its true.

We drove up from Florida and the whole time he was going on about how tough he was

and quoting Nietzsche.After 16 hours I decided to take him down a peg or six.

Anyways he woke up to see a 'genteelman' carrying a baseball bat with six inch nails

protruding right outside the car window.

The smell in the car was awfull.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 18:19 | 2866066 Boilermaker
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Oh, OK.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 18:07 | 2866033 Ganja Jane
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So did she get the 'advancement?'

If so, why'd she hold on to the condom?

MAYBE she fucked him and then held him hostage- what is HR's policy towards interdepartmental romances?- to advance her or suffer the consequence of this accusation.

Just sayin'. Some women will use their sexuality to get what they want and the scale is very unfairly tilted in her favor because she is a 'lady.'

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 18:41 | 2866106 Insideher Trading
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If so, why'd she hold on to the condom?

American women are cum gobbling extortionists.

Pro tip- Marry an Asian woman from an impoverished Asian country.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 18:46 | 2866116 Cathartes Aura
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indeed, when you can't entice a woman with your charms, buy one with yer fiat.

works better the older you are, y'know, the closer to departure. . .

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 18:57 | 2866136 Insideher Trading
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50% of U.S marriages end in divorce buddy. 

Enticing a woman isn't the problem. Her taking half your shit is.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 19:38 | 2866198 MsCreant
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I am a female. Because I was the primary bread winner, I got taken to the cleaners. I got the house but I also got ALL the debt. He walked away without a house, but without debt too. I let it happen, I felt bad about wanting out. He still went bankrupt later because that's how he rolled. It was one of the reasons I had to get out.  If he did not spend so much, I could have handled it, but he spent waaay more than he earned and did not see that as a problem. I am currently debt free. The point being, it is not about "women" taking your half, it is about the structure of the situation. Sometimes you just gotta buy your way out. Freedom ain't free.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 20:18 | 2866262 Insideher Trading
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Welcome to the club.

Perhaps you could find a nice Asian man.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 22:55 | 2866614 fourchan
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its a 10000:1 ratio men to women getting fucked in divorce, at least you can now understand first hand.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 21:20 | 2866379 Cathartes Aura
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pussy's pricey dude, either pay for it as you go, or understand the value-added inherent costs.

Mon, 10/08/2012 - 07:06 | 2867093 Vigilante
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..and move to her country....

Let the exodus begin..

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 19:01 | 2866144 ZeroAvatar
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Sun, 10/07/2012 - 22:26 | 2866531 Milton Waddams
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It's so bad in Detroit that Cleveland has a tourism video centered around not being Detroit.

"Our main export is crippling depression... it could be worse, atleast we're not Detroit!"

Mon, 10/08/2012 - 00:53 | 2866827 Rusty.Shackleford
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what sicko would -1 that video?

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 16:28 | 2865762 ncdirtdigger
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It is a shame they don't have any productive people to fleece for their services in Detroit. 

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 17:07 | 2865893 knukles
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Wonder the fuck why?

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 17:09 | 2865902 MiltonFriedmans...
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One the banksters have completed the fleecing of the middle class, what will be left? Detroit, the endgame for the USSA. Painfully obvious why the TSA needs the stockpile of hollow points. Better order a few billion more.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 19:46 | 2866213 NidStyles
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Even that is not enough, I've seen some of those morons shoot. They are screwed.

Mon, 10/08/2012 - 06:06 | 2867048 Go Tribe
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Exactly. The middle class faces a future full of fire fights. How nice.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 17:13 | 2865910 Cruel Aid
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Ding ding. Lesson over!

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 17:22 | 2865937 Cathartes Aura
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no mention of the source in thread yet, so I'll go with this,

THANKS ZH for the CBSnews copy paste.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 18:52 | 2866123 Cathartes Aura
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checking back, and oh, well done!  CBS news generates the most comments on a thread so far today!

cutting edge.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 19:41 | 2866205 MsCreant
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Why so angry? Not that you should blindly support ZH (they would be insulted) but I don't understand it.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 21:04 | 2866340 Cathartes Aura
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who's angry? 

just pointing out the source of all the commentary generated is a lame mainstream cut 'n' paste job guaranteed to get the to 'n' fro of trollin' rollin'. . .

if you genuinely can't see any difference in the quality of posts over time, then have fun! 

actually, have fun either way, lol. . .

Mon, 10/08/2012 - 01:06 | 2866844 old naughty
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the sh't getting more trollin' rollin' and if you see the difference in quality, your head is completely off the sand...(i sometimes want to go back in),

off or remain, have fun either way, lol

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 17:42 | 2865979 nmewn
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By productive you mean like non-governmental type jobs?

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 16:30 | 2865770 Gully Foyle
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Here is your chance to prove you could actually survive a collapse.

Take the family, take the guns, take the Gold and take your rations to scenic Detroit.

Put your money where your mouth is and see if you can make it a year. Or will you turn tail and run like the whiney bitches with big old virtual internet balls but tiny Micheal Jackson infant balls you really have.

No need to reply, just post the pics or have a family member post the obituary.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 16:36 | 2865790 Hulk
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I'd need Detroit softened up with airstrikes first...

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 16:54 | 2865849 LMAOLORI
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Detroit is a Democrat run city has been for the last fifty years otherwise obama might send in the Drones

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 16:48 | 2865791 Hulk
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...Gully, you are such a dick...

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 17:49 | 2866001 nmewn
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Jus talkin bout Shaft!

Sorry, still pondering really REALLY small DNA contracts, submerged in semen, encased in a rubber, being presented as evidence of a contract for labor...or of blackmail...or something.

I'm now ruined for the rest of the evening ;-)

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 18:04 | 2866027 malikai
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How long did it take to get the paperwork through for the promotion? Couldn't be immediate. That thing was sitting around for a while..

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 18:05 | 2866030 Hulk
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I luv ya man, but I have no fucking idea on what you are talking about!!!

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 18:07 | 2866036 nmewn
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Its from lasvegaspersona up top...I feel all icky now ;-)

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 18:15 | 2866055 Hulk
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That would splain that...never heard of it...

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 18:44 | 2866113 nmewn
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The reference to Shaft was from an old movie/TV series about a black Detroit cop...and then of course rubbers.

Like I said, I've screwed myself for the rest of night...the only option now is to get no excuse at all ;-)

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 22:37 | 2866557 Hulk
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Are you drunk yet? Can I be of any assistance ???

Mon, 10/08/2012 - 06:30 | 2867065 nmewn
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Yes, I was...and thanks for the offer.

Mon, 10/08/2012 - 22:36 | 2869750 Hulk
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Sun, 10/07/2012 - 18:57 | 2866134 infinity8
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Foyle is a Twat.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 16:40 | 2865799 akak
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Here was GullibleFoil's chance to once again prove what an asshole he is --- and he succeeded admirably.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 16:52 | 2865846 tmosley
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I don't get all the Gully hate just here.  This is a fairly reasonable assertion.  If you want to test your preps, or decide on prioritization, keeping the situation in Detroit in mind is useful.  Much of the rest of the nation will likely look like that in ten years, assuming no real change in policy at all levels.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 16:56 | 2865857 seek
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Detroit is the example why survivalists in large cities consider "bugging out" a survival strategy.

Part of surviving is avoiding high risk situations. Like Detroit.

I agree, it's a good example to keep in mind when planning. All the more reason to live in a rural area, even if it implodes you still have way better odds against a few people than thousands.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 17:04 | 2865888 WeekendAtBernankes
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No sheet.  Stay there for a year?  What a moron.  If you're there after 72 hours I think it's safe to say you need to work on your survival skills.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 17:46 | 2865988 ZackAttack
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I agree. I suspect when SHTF that urban centers will be the worst possible place to be. Two of my three bugout routes don't pass a town larger than 2500.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 20:32 | 2866285 Bangin7GramRocks
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You have THREE bug out routes. Homeboy needs a hobby! Watch football, play golf. Because let's be honest dude, you will be one of the first to be sodomized and eaten when the shit goes down. Live a little!

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 22:41 | 2866571 francis_sawyer
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Hey Gully ~ Why don't you bury yourself alive just so you can prove you can handle a shovel...

Mon, 10/08/2012 - 09:13 | 2867305 exi1ed0ne
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Yes, because the best time to plan an alternate route is when the hallway to the main exit of your house is on fire.  Besides, doing a mock bug-out drill doubles as a family adventure.  I've seen some really awesome things stepping off the beaten path that I would have never experienced otherwise.

Prepping is a way of operating, not something you buy in a magazine.

Mon, 10/08/2012 - 01:31 | 2866887 Freddie
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Wht is weird is if see recent pictures - more and more of Detroit is being leveled.  It is almost like Chernoybl where the humans leave and animals return.  Trees and foilage are taking over old abandoned homes and buildings.

The city is a f***ing poster child for liberalism, unions, high taxation, Affirm Action and corruption.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 17:00 | 2865868 akak
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Well, I happened to think that suggesting that one purposely put oneself and one's family in harm's way just to test one's preparations for emergencies was rather specious and idiotic. 

Do airplane pilots purposely crash their planes just to see if their training to survive such a situation was sufficient?  Does it make sense to advocate that they do so?

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 17:06 | 2865890 tmosley
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I don't think it is reasonable to presume that the comment was intended to actually encourage a mass migration of survivalists to Detroit.

Stackers should recognize the difference between what is printed on the face of a thing, and what a thing is, and value accordingly.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 17:17 | 2865924 disabledvet
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Urban Survivalists must be considered part of the breed too. Guerrilla Gardening, bitchez....

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 17:51 | 2866002 Hulk
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I have met the enemy, and it is Pennsylvania smart weed !!!

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 18:58 | 2866137 poor fella
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Point taken. But realize, 'preppers' are everywhere, including Detroit. Probably blend in and mind their own business as much as possible. Everyone living there currently is a 'survivalist'. Maybe they experienced the deterioration through a generation, got stuck, or know nothing else and think it's normal, but whatever the reason - there IS some kind of social structure, ugly as it looks to some...

No matter where you are, when the situation changes, you can buckle down and stay, or figure out a new plan - either way, 'stacking wealth', avoiding debt, and acquiring 'tools and skills' to protect your family are GOOD. In the end, you can only do so much.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 21:09 | 2866350 Walter E Kurtz
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Actually there is a prepper in Detroit.  Here is his website

Mon, 10/08/2012 - 06:13 | 2867054 Go Tribe
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He's in Flint, not Detroit. But an interesting blog.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 20:14 | 2866251 Prometheus418
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Not that bad an idea, actually.

For little to nothing, you could buy a whole neighborhood in that craphole.  That would suck if you were the only one to do so, but if you were joined by a couple thousand like-minded individuals, it might not be such a bad deal for anyone involved.

If I had the money, I'd buy Detroit, and turn it over to a militia group, with a provision that I am granted residence there in a bugout situation.  Sounds dumb, but maybe it's not such a crazy idea- those old auto factories would make decent weapon factories, and it's already fairly clear that the police couldn't do much to stop it.

More likely than not, once the riffraff were cleared out, the holdouts would thank you for restoring some semblance of order.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 20:36 | 2866290 dwdollar
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Keep dreaming. Every politically correct organization in the country would make your life a living hell. How dare you take advantage of those poor disadvantaged Detroit residents by moving in and changing things for the better?!

This touches on a much larger aspect of this failed nation. You don't really own your land in the USSA, nor do you have the authority to create a new voting district to represent yourself and your community outside the corrupt system already in place.

Mon, 10/08/2012 - 00:07 | 2866755 RockyRacoon
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Whadda they gonna do?  Come in and GET ya?  Good luck wid dat.

Mon, 10/08/2012 - 01:11 | 2866853 KK Tipton
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"For little to nothing, you could buy a whole neighborhood in that craphole.  That would suck if you were the only one to do so, but if you were joined by a couple thousand like-minded individuals, it might not be such a bad deal for anyone involved."

Bzzzzzzt. Nope.

Do you know how much in back taxes are owed on those "$1200" houses?

They have county AND Detroit city tax on them. You must pay these back taxes to take possesion.

Taxes on a "craphole" Detroit house are over $6000 yearly.
No matter what the condition is. The taxman MUST be paid first.
The peon is then allowed to fix his house up with whatever is left over.

Not such a good deal now eh?


Mon, 10/08/2012 - 06:33 | 2867067 Moe Howard
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You are the first person to mention the taxes due on those almost free houses. There is a reason they were abandoned, the combination of high taxes and no services, and a Fort Apache lifestyle.

Mon, 10/08/2012 - 12:18 | 2868269 Kriya144
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Sun, 10/07/2012 - 18:22 | 2866071 Gully Foyle
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Pilots now have training software that does just that.

Real world people like martial artists spare.

Ever see the Dog Brothers? Full contact stick fighting.

If you consider yourself badassed you fight.

You fucking idiot don't even realize the fight club orientation here.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 19:51 | 2866219 NidStyles
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I do not see you up there testing your skills, not do I see you testing anything other than the limit's of your ego.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 20:46 | 2866310 vato poco
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Huh. Mybe it's just my old weak eyes, but I don't see any 'Fight Club orientation' in those sorry little wannabe badass posts, Foyle. I just see a loud jerkoff acting like an asshole. OTOH, you ARE yelling at us about how badass you are, and everyone knows you can't say it on the internet if it isn't true - so there's that, right? Is that why you quit the SEALS? you found the teams to be too passive and whiny? Just another bunch of pussies who can't run witchoo??

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 17:03 | 2865885 Bay of Pigs
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You don't get it? LOL.

A guy blasting gun and gold owners as dumbfucks and pussies? Come on been drinking the Kool Aid over at Turds too long?

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 17:12 | 2865912 tmosley
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A lot of people who thing they are prepared are dumbfucks, and many people are pussies, regardless of their level of preparation.

What Kool Aid is Turd serving, exactly?  The words you type have no meaning.  

Getting defensive over your choices in life shows how little faith you have in the path you have chosen.  Lots here seem to have no actual faith, but rather seem to have belief in belief (more here:

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 17:44 | 2865977 Bay of Pigs
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WTF? His post was pretty clear. He is an idiot for suggesting such nonsense, not pointing at people who are actually preparing for social unrest.

My TFMR reference is for the endless bullshit spewed over there everyday that "We are FAM-A-LEE", while banning posters who dare to question his beloved "moderators". Talk about a bunch of pussies.

My faith is unshakable.  


Sun, 10/07/2012 - 18:24 | 2866078 Gully Foyle
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I agree with you.

A lot of people think a weapon replaces a brain.

Very few canbe tossed naked into the world and survive.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 19:04 | 2866149 infinity8
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Have you tossed yourself naked into Detroit?

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