Enter Detroit At Your Own Risk!

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"Detroit is America's most violent city; its homicide rate is the highest in the country." Detroit Police department's "Enter At Your Own Risk" warning to citizens came at a rally yesterday as they fear under-staffing in the midst of what CBS reports as "the explosion in violent crime" leaves police in "deplorable, dangerous, and war-like conditions." While the union presses for more staff - or higher wages to compensate for the risk - we are sure Snake Plissken can be relied upon to rescue GM's CEO if he needs it.



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Sun, 10/07/2012 - 16:26 | 2865745 Robot Traders Mom
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*The only youtube vid I will ever post. 10 secs.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 16:30 | 2865767 DoChenRollingBearing
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+ 1  OK, that was good!  I will have trust in your judgement should you ever put up another YouTube link...

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 16:37 | 2865798 vmromk
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I've heard a rumor that the simple solution to Detroit's problem is more Quantitative Easing.

Quick, someone call up Helicopter Ben.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 16:48 | 2865832 Almost Solvent
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Where the fuck is Robocop???


We already got OCP!

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 16:55 | 2865854 CompassionateFascist
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Where Congoids are, Zimbabwe is.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 17:30 | 2865953 economics9698
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Once you go black you never go back.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 18:00 | 2865990 Earl of Chiswick
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and the now infamous Google StreetView image of a fellow pointing his gun at the Google Car (in Detroit)


this is the actual google streetview link, not just an image captured from it.




and here




(goog has since blurred the weapon)



Sun, 10/07/2012 - 18:34 | 2866097 poor fella
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I guess you don't NEED no CCW if it's in YO FACE!!!!!


Sun, 10/07/2012 - 18:58 | 2866135 Shocker
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Detroit was let go to a point, where it is now. All theses millions in aid we send to this country this country. Put it to work right in our own cities.

Its alot easier to support the cities before they become so bad, that any point of return is almost impossible or finianically not reasonable.


Current Economic Situation - http://www.dailyjobcuts.com

We need to support local cities, put aid and work into cities to keep them from become beyond repair.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 19:22 | 2866177 nmewn
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Print and tax Detroit into prosperity...lol.

Thats kinda the route they've already tried ain't it?

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 20:16 | 2866258 Western
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Dear people of detroit,


police yourselves, pussies.. grow up.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 21:44 | 2866445 sunaJ
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I like this guy's idea for Detroit. It is the only way I would visit...


Sun, 10/07/2012 - 22:36 | 2866556 markelshark
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The simpson's says it best about detroit:


Sun, 10/07/2012 - 22:41 | 2866572 Element
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RoboCop 4

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 23:27 | 2866659 markmotive
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"Unemployment is up to estimated 50% in the city of Detroit"

"7 out of 10 murders go unsolved in the motor city"

"Since 1950 half of Detroit's population has left the motor city"

"There are 95,000 abandon homes in Detroit and 85,000 abandon businesses in Detroit"


Mon, 10/08/2012 - 05:06 | 2867022 WarriorClass
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The core of the city (roughly 808,000) is 92 percent Black, where no major grocery store chain dare open for business.



Mon, 10/08/2012 - 02:28 | 2866930 LMAOLORI
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I had to come back to this thread to throw this in it would actually be a win - win as I see it.  Detroit having been ruined by Democrats and Unions.

To The Detroit PD: Disband And Go Home


I'm done.

Officers handed out fliers saying when you come to Detroit you "enter at your own risk." They also urged people to vote yes on Proposal 2.

"We're not discouraging people from coming, I love the city, I want them to realize we don't have enough man hours," said union president Joe Duncan. "I don't think the city is going to get same officer 8 hours a day as you do for 12 hours a day."

Here's the answer I have for the cops: Go home, disband and die of starvation under an overpass in the upcoming Detroit winter.  The people will take care of this themselves.

$420 million dollars for cops is more than enough to cover 800,000 people. If it turns out that it's not, for whatever reason, then the simple solution is that cops didn't do their job and the job needs to go back to the people, who should be happy to do it on ther own.  For $420 million one time every single citizen in Detroit can be provided a gun and enough ammunition to hole every single gang-banger a dozen times or more.

This act by the cops is nothing other than extortion, exactly as the mob practices.  The correct response to extortion by any mob is never to knuckle under to it -- rather it it is to meet force with maximum lawful resistance and make clear that the extorting party will cut that crap out -- and that you are not making a request.

In short the people of Detroit need to take back their 2nd Amendment right and begin carrying firearms openly and everywhere, as the Constitution provides, making clear that the city belongs to them and not to the thugs, irrespective of what particular gang affiliation -- Crips, Bloods, god-knows-whats -- or blue -- the gang happens to be dressed in.

If the cops don't like it then they can quit and the citizens can take over.  I suspect the streets will get quiet real fast should they do so, and then the "big lie" of the cop shop will become evident -- they're ineffective, they're overpaid and they're unnecessary.

Enough is enough.


Mon, 10/08/2012 - 06:17 | 2867056 krispkritter
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Posted lower down but I was re-reading from the top.

Last line of Details:


Of course I'm not sure of all the details but it bring the Zimmerman fiasco to mind. Apparently someone doesn't like competition.

Tue, 10/23/2012 - 02:27 | 2911921 Offthebeach
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Cops, Police were one of the firs welfare/Big gov agencies.

It was once expected of a man, of any station or face, to protect himself and his property.
If you had a lot of property or a large business, you hired people. If you couldn't afford it, you sold stuff.either way, it was your problem. Not "society's".
If you were single, be social and make friends, or marry.
A couple of years with out police would be great. The scum would really abandoned their walnut brains to their appetites and would be gun'd down and killed, saving much money.
prisons would empty. Courthouses would be dusty and sleepy, open but a week a month.
Cops could release themselves from the public teat and become night watchmen at minimum wage.
The cop, judge, lawyer, Sheriff, prison industry loves criminals and it's true duty is to protect crimanals from us( as we would kill, shoot and hang the criminals and no longer need legions of overpaid dullards.

Mon, 10/08/2012 - 03:16 | 2866971 Vigilante
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Shoot all niggas..

Problem solved.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 20:16 | 2866259 Western
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Mon, 10/08/2012 - 01:12 | 2866858 Freddie
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This is what Detroit has done for 60 years of libs and unions.   Chicago is going down the same corrupt path.  The good thing is Detroit is slowly disappearing and may hopefully become a field again. 

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 19:50 | 2866217 THECOMINGDEPRESSION

Support local cities..bwaaaaaa. Shut them down, they are cesspools. If they can't support themselves..da hell wit 'em mofo's

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 21:30 | 2866410 Bicycle Repairman
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If a city is no longer economically viable, it must be let go.  No more supporting old mill towns with government $$.

Mon, 10/08/2012 - 00:52 | 2866823 MrTouchdown
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That's exactly what got them into this situation - trying to fix all the social injustice with government. Shoulda kept the millions in aid in the pockets of the people the tax collectors stole it from.

Mon, 10/08/2012 - 05:56 | 2867045 Go Tribe
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Handing out money is not compassion.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 18:51 | 2866122 in-Credible Banker
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How do you guys find this stuff?  AMAZING!

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 21:43 | 2866439 CPL
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You can buy the place down the street.  There is appearently an armed neighbourhood watch, bodega and crack dealer.   At 1600 dollars for this colonial design is not by accident.  It's how we know a crack house truely becomes a crack home.


Fuck Detriot is a shit hole.  Depressing looking at it.


Sun, 10/07/2012 - 22:39 | 2866562 otto skorzeny
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that's an $800,000 house in the Bay Area.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 23:44 | 2866726 HoofHearted
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Location location location.

Detroit = Beirut west.

Mon, 10/08/2012 - 02:33 | 2866938 verum quod lies
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90%+ white = “Paris of the West”

90%+ black = Mogadishu of the West

Most cultural Marxist twits really need to grow up and grow a pair; because only a fool would think it’s whether Detroit is run by a Democrat or Republican or whether the police department gets another 50 cents an hour, it’s really as easy as black and white. Simple math: third world people = third world city/country.


Mon, 10/08/2012 - 05:10 | 2867024 WarriorClass
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"The Perils of Diversity: Immigration and Human Nature" by Byron M. Roth, and "Alien Nation: Common Sense About America's Immigration Disaster" by Peter Brimelow.

Mon, 10/08/2012 - 01:10 | 2866852 yogibear
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They to start using bullet proof cars in some areas.

Google would probably be quiet if one of it's people in the cars were carjacked.

Mon, 10/08/2012 - 01:32 | 2866888 JAW-AW-W
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Fedde Le Grand style.........

Put your hands up, put your hands up

Put your hands up, put your hands up for Detroit.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 18:15 | 2866054 Whiner
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Nor does your bond rating come back. It just slowly disappears! Last one out, turn off the lights. Oh, excuse me, they will be without power then anyway.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 21:47 | 2866451 GOSPLAN HERO
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Bros can go primitive really fast.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 17:31 | 2865954 Muppet Pimp
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Detroit would be fixed in 6 mos. with some big time deficit spending and soaring inflation.  - Paul Krugman, Clueless Economist and All Around Douchebag

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 22:50 | 2866598 NoClueSneaker
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Detroit would be fixed tommorrow if someone could buy off the Tamla Motown from the jewish pigs ( Zack Horwitz ), and bring it back home ...

NoClueSneaker, Clueless Endorser Of Endless Nostalgia and All Around NoCluer ....

Mon, 10/08/2012 - 01:19 | 2866873 yogibear
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Would be nice to drop off Krugman, Bernanke, Evans, Dudley  and Yellen on Brinker street, in Detroit, MI  on a warm summer night.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 17:00 | 2865869 Keyser
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Why worry with RoboCop when you have drones. 

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 17:14 | 2865917 disabledvet
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cuz Robo--cop that is--is a cool dude: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fdyyps2wmd4&feature=related
not that robot trader is all that bad either...may he trade as well as this guy fights crime of course.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 17:03 | 2865882 dbomb12
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Forget robocop, they need the T-1000 built by skynet

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 17:17 | 2865923 Praetor
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I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 17:23 | 2865940 fourchan
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im in detroit right now as i have been for 20 years, and you pussys are not welcome.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 17:32 | 2865956 economics9698
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You selling rocks or weed? 

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 17:47 | 2865992 NoTTD
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I accept your invitation to not come over.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 19:06 | 2866125 Zero Govt
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if the Detroit Police have lost control it means there's too many cafe latte cups and doughnuts in their squad cars to draw their guns efficiently

it's hard to deal with real crime when you spend all day petty-fining citizens and tourists, stuffing your face with fast food and poncing about in zero crime areas trying to look tougher than the doughnut you're chewing

there's a definite pattern to State Police work across the globe (see above for clues) 

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 20:03 | 2866241 fourchan
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every cop in the country should start by training in detroit for a year, then out to somewhere humans live.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 21:11 | 2866355 TWSceptic
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You are not human?

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