Tuesday Humor: A Badly Lip Read Presidential Debate

Tyler Durden's picture

You saw the original, then you saw the mock version, now from BadLipReading, comes the.... well... farce of the original farce? Considering that Big Bird is now the marginal figure in "the most important presidential election ever" it is only fitting that the entire presidential election process is nothing but one big joke.

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FiatFapper's picture

Sadly, the original was funnier.

hannah's picture

still gibberish....i cant tell the difference.

New_Meat's picture

"i cant tell the difference."

don't get out much, do ya?

- Ned

dolce vita's picture

 lookin' at bammy..........me thinks the tptb told bammy ......"Your out ---were going with the mormon".

the 300000000th percent's picture

If the debates were like this I think i would start voting again

Rat Patrol's picture

I want the guy who will turn big bird into a bucket of chicken.

And turn a profit on it.

francis_sawyer's picture

Profit?... PROFIT???...

Didn't u get the memo?... Ur supposed to 'give it away' & shit...

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVfJjH5Gq30&feature=related

AlaricBalth's picture

"You didn't make that chicken."

BlackholeDivestment's picture

... a married couple, Chicken and the Egg with a frustrated look, laying in bed. Chicken says ''I guess that settles that question''. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bj1qBsa6gyA&feature=relmfu

moonstears's picture

"I don't wanna touch sand paper". Great Obama quote, maybe as important as anything he's ever said.

Cui Bono's picture

That was the worst episode of The Fresh Prince of Salt Lake ever!

 

though.. I don't want to touch sand paper either....CB

Hugh G Rection's picture

I hope your avatar isn't of the monumental douchebag, aka Charlie Veitch.

Wakanda's picture

Do we get humor every day now TD?

lineskis's picture

In the New Normal where reality supplants TheOnion, the answer is a big YES!

knukles's picture

That's true particularly for those of us who've been clean and sober for many, many years.

In the words of the Immortal Dr. Hunter S. Thompson; "It's just not weird enough, yet."

New_Meat's picture

dang, as outre' as anything the actual debates come up with. - Ned

francis_sawyer's picture

We need Tuesday Humor now just to get us thru to Hump Day?

Shit's getting worse than I thought...

knukles's picture

Oh, the best is yet to come, Francis...
Just hold on real tight...

Hammerabi's picture

Lehrer is so creepy

New_Meat's picture

bob schieffer is older and more corrupt. - Ned

Dr. Engali's picture

I thought it was pretty good. Then again I like poorly made Japanese Kung fu movies and Godzilla.

knukles's picture

I cried the day I read the obituary about the little old Japanese gent who'd been the guy inside the rubber suit for ever so many years.

Dr. Engali's picture

You mean Godzilla was really a man in a rubber suit?! Damn it my reality was smashed :-(

davidsmith's picture

The question is, can you spot the moments when Mitt lets you know that he is going to double the defense budget?  That's how he won this debate.

nmewn's picture

Can you spot the moments when O'Barry lost the debate and continues to implode?

Here's a good example...

“In fact, Harvard economist Martin Feldstein and Princeton economist Harvey Rosen both concede that paying for Romney’s tax cuts would require large tax increases on families making between $100,000 and $200,000.”- Obama Campaign email.

More on this ridiculous idea of "paying for a tax cut" at a later date...its pure statist sophistry.

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"I can’t tell exactly how the Obama campaign reached that characterization of my work.

It might be that they assume that Governor Romney wants to keep the taxes from the Affordable Care Act in place, despite the fact that the Governor has called for its complete repeal.

The main conclusion of my study is that under plausible assumptions, a proposal along the lines suggested by Governor Romney can both be revenue neutral and keep the net tax burden on taxpayers with incomes above $200,000 about the same. That is, an increase in the tax burden on lower and middle income individuals >>>is not required<<< in order to make the overall plan revenue neutral." - Harvey Rosen

Gosh golly jeepers...who to believe, the cat who crunched the numbers or the Obama campaign.

Big Bird Turds...lol.

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So, one of the authors of the study >>>cited by the O'Barry Campaign<<< says..."WTF are you talkin about O'Barry?" and my cowardly Huffpo junker can't seem to come up with a defense of the indefensible?

Perfectly normal, carry on punk ;-)

moonstears's picture

I'm glad I waited for the condensed version, that's what this is, right? Oh, and no one trusts a BILLIONAIRE who doesn't have a jet ski, Mitt!

see: http://thedailybanter.com/2012/09/could-mitt-romney-be-a-billionaire/

CloseToTheEdge's picture

Fuck, the Rainbow Fed piece wasn't Tuesdays humor?

 

Zero Govt's picture

".. it is only fitting that the entire presidential election process is nothing but one big joke."

to think anyone would take these politicians trite, vacuous jingoism seriously, or not see them as privately sponsored puppets in the most openly corrupt election system is to contemplate in all seriousness those poor sods who actually go to vote have all totally lost their marbles

mass marble deficiency

I couldn't watch this delusional fraudulent process even if I had a TV, i'd run out of sick bags

fuu's picture

I am going to miss the internet.

francis_sawyer's picture

You didn't invent that ~ Al Gore did...

ironmace's picture

First time I ever saw this. I thought it was funny as hell.

"Dude, I don't own a jetski"

Zap Powerz's picture

Screw big bird and the snuffel luffagus he rode in on.

francis_sawyer's picture

How many 20 piece buckets at Popeyes would Big Bird fill?... That's the REAL question...

jepicza's picture

What's so funny? Where should I laught if I don't understand a damn thing?

tom a taxpayer's picture

BadLipReading should put a bid in for the contract to do closed captions and sign language for the Predsidential debates... for the U.S. Congress... for the U.N.

lolmao500's picture

Ok that was funny.

One World Mafia's picture

Gary Johnson or Bust. Gary Johnson or recall next prez.

El's picture

That was hysterical.

howenlink's picture

This is what the Vice-presidential Debate is actually going to sound like.

User 3461's picture

Holy shit, that's what acid does?!

SokPOTUS's picture

Quite fitting that a Muppet has stolen this show; literally.

CoolBeans's picture

Now THAT is exactly how I heard it, too!  Heh, I thought it was just me.

CoolBeans's picture

Interesting how the voice-over for Lehrer just seems to fit.

the 300000000th percent's picture

If debates were like this i would start voting again

Dolar in a vortex's picture

If I get high, will this be funny?