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Tuesday Humor: A Badly Lip Read Presidential Debate

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You saw the original, then you saw the mock version, now from BadLipReading, comes the.... well... farce of the original farce? Considering that Big Bird is now the marginal figure in "the most important presidential election ever" it is only fitting that the entire presidential election process is nothing but one big joke.

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Tue, 10/09/2012 - 18:19 | 2872786 FiatFapper
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Sadly, the original was funnier.

Tue, 10/09/2012 - 18:21 | 2872797 hannah
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still gibberish....i cant tell the difference.

Tue, 10/09/2012 - 18:23 | 2872808 New_Meat
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"i cant tell the difference."

don't get out much, do ya?

- Ned

Tue, 10/09/2012 - 19:47 | 2873008 kaiserhoff
Tue, 10/09/2012 - 23:01 | 2873399 markmotive
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In other news, Obama's teleprompter fails at family dinner.


Tue, 10/09/2012 - 23:38 | 2873514 dolce vita
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 lookin' at bammy..........me thinks the tptb told bammy ......"Your out ---were going with the mormon".

Tue, 10/09/2012 - 23:36 | 2873506 the 300000000th...
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If the debates were like this I think i would start voting again

Tue, 10/09/2012 - 18:22 | 2872790 Rat Patrol
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I want the guy who will turn big bird into a bucket of chicken.

And turn a profit on it.

Tue, 10/09/2012 - 19:59 | 2873056 francis_sawyer
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Profit?... PROFIT???...

Didn't u get the memo?... Ur supposed to 'give it away' & shit...



Tue, 10/09/2012 - 21:20 | 2873182 AlaricBalth
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"You didn't make that chicken."

Tue, 10/09/2012 - 22:16 | 2873312 BlackholeDivestment
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... a married couple, Chicken and the Egg with a frustrated look, laying in bed. Chicken says ''I guess that settles that question''. 


Tue, 10/09/2012 - 18:22 | 2872792 moonstears
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"I don't wanna touch sand paper". Great Obama quote, maybe as important as anything he's ever said.

Tue, 10/09/2012 - 18:27 | 2872821 Cui Bono
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That was the worst episode of The Fresh Prince of Salt Lake ever!


though.. I don't want to touch sand paper either....CB

Tue, 10/09/2012 - 18:20 | 2872795 jomama
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Tue, 10/09/2012 - 22:56 | 2873392 Hugh G Rection
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I hope your avatar isn't of the monumental douchebag, aka Charlie Veitch.

Tue, 10/09/2012 - 18:21 | 2872802 Wakanda
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Do we get humor every day now TD?

Tue, 10/09/2012 - 18:37 | 2872852 lineskis
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In the New Normal where reality supplants TheOnion, the answer is a big YES!

Tue, 10/09/2012 - 19:37 | 2872997 knukles
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That's true particularly for those of us who've been clean and sober for many, many years.

In the words of the Immortal Dr. Hunter S. Thompson; "It's just not weird enough, yet."

Tue, 10/09/2012 - 18:22 | 2872804 New_Meat
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dang, as outre' as anything the actual debates come up with. - Ned

Tue, 10/09/2012 - 18:22 | 2872806 francis_sawyer
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We need Tuesday Humor now just to get us thru to Hump Day?

Shit's getting worse than I thought...

Tue, 10/09/2012 - 19:38 | 2873002 knukles
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Oh, the best is yet to come, Francis...
Just hold on real tight...

Tue, 10/09/2012 - 18:23 | 2872807 Hammerabi
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Lehrer is so creepy

Tue, 10/09/2012 - 18:28 | 2872830 New_Meat
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bob schieffer is older and more corrupt. - Ned

Tue, 10/09/2012 - 18:29 | 2872832 krispkritter
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Humor! Why didn't you say so!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=bZxs09eV-Vc New Obama Ad

http://www.godubois.com/blahdocs/uploads/big_bird_sponge_bob_326.jpg Red vs. Blue, er, Yellow vs. Yellow?



Tue, 10/09/2012 - 18:31 | 2872836 Dr. Engali
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I thought it was pretty good. Then again I like poorly made Japanese Kung fu movies and Godzilla.

Tue, 10/09/2012 - 19:41 | 2873007 knukles
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I cried the day I read the obituary about the little old Japanese gent who'd been the guy inside the rubber suit for ever so many years.

Tue, 10/09/2012 - 20:11 | 2873069 Dr. Engali
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You mean Godzilla was really a man in a rubber suit?! Damn it my reality was smashed :-(

Tue, 10/09/2012 - 18:32 | 2872841 davidsmith
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The question is, can you spot the moments when Mitt lets you know that he is going to double the defense budget?  That's how he won this debate.

Tue, 10/09/2012 - 20:07 | 2873020 nmewn
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Can you spot the moments when O'Barry lost the debate and continues to implode?

Here's a good example...

“In fact, Harvard economist Martin Feldstein and Princeton economist Harvey Rosen both concede that paying for Romney’s tax cuts would require large tax increases on families making between $100,000 and $200,000.”- Obama Campaign email.

More on this ridiculous idea of "paying for a tax cut" at a later date...its pure statist sophistry.


"I can’t tell exactly how the Obama campaign reached that characterization of my work.

It might be that they assume that Governor Romney wants to keep the taxes from the Affordable Care Act in place, despite the fact that the Governor has called for its complete repeal.

The main conclusion of my study is that under plausible assumptions, a proposal along the lines suggested by Governor Romney can both be revenue neutral and keep the net tax burden on taxpayers with incomes above $200,000 about the same. That is, an increase in the tax burden on lower and middle income individuals >>>is not required<<< in order to make the overall plan revenue neutral." - Harvey Rosen

Gosh golly jeepers...who to believe, the cat who crunched the numbers or the Obama campaign.

Big Bird Turds...lol.


So, one of the authors of the study >>>cited by the O'Barry Campaign<<< says..."WTF are you talkin about O'Barry?" and my cowardly Huffpo junker can't seem to come up with a defense of the indefensible?

Perfectly normal, carry on punk ;-)

Tue, 10/09/2012 - 18:43 | 2872854 moonstears
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I'm glad I waited for the condensed version, that's what this is, right? Oh, and no one trusts a BILLIONAIRE who doesn't have a jet ski, Mitt!

see: http://thedailybanter.com/2012/09/could-mitt-romney-be-a-billionaire/

Tue, 10/09/2012 - 18:56 | 2872891 CloseToTheEdge
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Fuck, the Rainbow Fed piece wasn't Tuesdays humor?


Tue, 10/09/2012 - 19:00 | 2872897 Zero Govt
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".. it is only fitting that the entire presidential election process is nothing but one big joke."

to think anyone would take these politicians trite, vacuous jingoism seriously, or not see them as privately sponsored puppets in the most openly corrupt election system is to contemplate in all seriousness those poor sods who actually go to vote have all totally lost their marbles

mass marble deficiency

I couldn't watch this delusional fraudulent process even if I had a TV, i'd run out of sick bags

Tue, 10/09/2012 - 19:01 | 2872906 fuu
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I am going to miss the internet.

Tue, 10/09/2012 - 19:17 | 2872942 francis_sawyer
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You didn't invent that ~ Al Gore did...

Tue, 10/09/2012 - 19:14 | 2872935 ironmace
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First time I ever saw this. I thought it was funny as hell.

"Dude, I don't own a jetski"

Tue, 10/09/2012 - 19:16 | 2872939 Zap Powerz
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Screw big bird and the snuffel luffagus he rode in on.

Tue, 10/09/2012 - 19:18 | 2872946 francis_sawyer
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How many 20 piece buckets at Popeyes would Big Bird fill?... That's the REAL question...

Tue, 10/09/2012 - 19:26 | 2872973 jepicza
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What's so funny? Where should I laught if I don't understand a damn thing?

Tue, 10/09/2012 - 21:50 | 2873032 tom a taxpayer
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BadLipReading should put a bid in for the contract to do closed captions and sign language for the Predsidential debates... for the U.S. Congress... for the U.N.

Tue, 10/09/2012 - 19:51 | 2873033 lolmao500
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Ok that was funny.

Tue, 10/09/2012 - 19:54 | 2873043 One World Mafia
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Gary Johnson or Bust. Gary Johnson or recall next prez.

Tue, 10/09/2012 - 20:15 | 2873071 El
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That was hysterical.

Tue, 10/09/2012 - 20:34 | 2873100 howenlink
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This is what the Vice-presidential Debate is actually going to sound like.

Tue, 10/09/2012 - 21:23 | 2873188 User 3461
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Holy shit, that's what acid does?!

Tue, 10/09/2012 - 21:38 | 2873231 SokPOTUS
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Quite fitting that a Muppet has stolen this show; literally.

Tue, 10/09/2012 - 22:27 | 2873336 CoolBeans
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Now THAT is exactly how I heard it, too!  Heh, I thought it was just me.

Tue, 10/09/2012 - 22:30 | 2873347 CoolBeans
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Interesting how the voice-over for Lehrer just seems to fit.

Tue, 10/09/2012 - 23:34 | 2873504 the 300000000th...
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If debates were like this i would start voting again

Wed, 10/10/2012 - 01:10 | 2873685 Dolar in a vortex
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If I get high, will this be funny?

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