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Tuesday Humor: A Badly Lip Read Presidential Debate
You saw the original, then you saw the mock version, now from BadLipReading, comes the.... well... farce of the original farce? Considering that Big Bird is now the marginal figure in "the most important presidential election ever" it is only fitting that the entire presidential election process is nothing but one big joke.
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Sadly, the original was funnier.
still gibberish....i cant tell the difference.
don't get out much, do ya?
- Ned
Et tu, Brute? Even the New Yorker?
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/images/B001O2SCKI/ref=dp_image_text_0?i...
In other news, Obama's teleprompter fails at family dinner.
http://www.planbeconomics.com/2012/10/09/obamas-teleprompter-fails-durin...
lookin' at bammy..........me thinks the tptb told bammy ......"Your out ---were going with the mormon".
If the debates were like this I think i would start voting again
I want the guy who will turn big bird into a bucket of chicken.
And turn a profit on it.
Profit?... PROFIT???...
Didn't u get the memo?... Ur supposed to 'give it away' & shit...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVfJjH5Gq30&feature=related
"You didn't make that chicken."
... a married couple, Chicken and the Egg with a frustrated look, laying in bed. Chicken says ''I guess that settles that question''.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bj1qBsa6gyA&feature=relmfu
http://www.syracuse.com/news/index.ssf/2012/10/sesame_workshop_asks_obam...
"I don't wanna touch sand paper". Great Obama quote, maybe as important as anything he's ever said.
That was the worst episode of The Fresh Prince of Salt Lake ever!
though.. I don't want to touch sand paper either....CB
classic.
I hope your avatar isn't of the monumental douchebag, aka Charlie Veitch.
Do we get humor every day now TD?
In the New Normal where reality supplants TheOnion, the answer is a big YES!
That's true particularly for those of us who've been clean and sober for many, many years.
In the words of the Immortal Dr. Hunter S. Thompson; "It's just not weird enough, yet."
dang, as outre' as anything the actual debates come up with. - Ned
We need Tuesday Humor now just to get us thru to Hump Day?
Shit's getting worse than I thought...
Oh, the best is yet to come, Francis...
Just hold on real tight...
Lehrer is so creepy
bob schieffer is older and more corrupt. - Ned
Humor! Why didn't you say so!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=bZxs09eV-Vc New Obama Ad
http://www.godubois.com/blahdocs/uploads/big_bird_sponge_bob_326.jpg Red vs. Blue, er, Yellow vs. Yellow?
I thought it was pretty good. Then again I like poorly made Japanese Kung fu movies and Godzilla.
I cried the day I read the obituary about the little old Japanese gent who'd been the guy inside the rubber suit for ever so many years.
You mean Godzilla was really a man in a rubber suit?! Damn it my reality was smashed :-(
The question is, can you spot the moments when Mitt lets you know that he is going to double the defense budget? That's how he won this debate.
Can you spot the moments when O'Barry lost the debate and continues to implode?
Here's a good example...
“In fact, Harvard economist Martin Feldstein and Princeton economist Harvey Rosen both concede that paying for Romney’s tax cuts would require large tax increases on families making between $100,000 and $200,000.”- Obama Campaign email.
More on this ridiculous idea of "paying for a tax cut" at a later date...its pure statist sophistry.
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"I can’t tell exactly how the Obama campaign reached that characterization of my work.
It might be that they assume that Governor Romney wants to keep the taxes from the Affordable Care Act in place, despite the fact that the Governor has called for its complete repeal.
The main conclusion of my study is that under plausible assumptions, a proposal along the lines suggested by Governor Romney can both be revenue neutral and keep the net tax burden on taxpayers with incomes above $200,000 about the same. That is, an increase in the tax burden on lower and middle income individuals >>>is not required<<< in order to make the overall plan revenue neutral." - Harvey Rosen
Gosh golly jeepers...who to believe, the cat who crunched the numbers or the Obama campaign.
Big Bird Turds...lol.
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So, one of the authors of the study >>>cited by the O'Barry Campaign<<< says..."WTF are you talkin about O'Barry?" and my cowardly Huffpo junker can't seem to come up with a defense of the indefensible?
Perfectly normal, carry on punk ;-)
I'm glad I waited for the condensed version, that's what this is, right? Oh, and no one trusts a BILLIONAIRE who doesn't have a jet ski, Mitt!
see: http://thedailybanter.com/2012/09/could-mitt-romney-be-a-billionaire/
Fuck, the Rainbow Fed piece wasn't Tuesdays humor?
".. it is only fitting that the entire presidential election process is nothing but one big joke."
to think anyone would take these politicians trite, vacuous jingoism seriously, or not see them as privately sponsored puppets in the most openly corrupt election system is to contemplate in all seriousness those poor sods who actually go to vote have all totally lost their marbles
mass marble deficiency
I couldn't watch this delusional fraudulent process even if I had a TV, i'd run out of sick bags
I am going to miss the internet.
You didn't invent that ~ Al Gore did...
First time I ever saw this. I thought it was funny as hell.
"Dude, I don't own a jetski"
Screw big bird and the snuffel luffagus he rode in on.
How many 20 piece buckets at Popeyes would Big Bird fill?... That's the REAL question...
What's so funny? Where should I laught if I don't understand a damn thing?
BadLipReading should put a bid in for the contract to do closed captions and sign language for the Predsidential debates... for the U.S. Congress... for the U.N.
Ok that was funny.
Gary Johnson or Bust. Gary Johnson or recall next prez.
That was hysterical.
This is what the Vice-presidential Debate is actually going to sound like.
Holy shit, that's what acid does?!
Quite fitting that a Muppet has stolen this show; literally.
Now THAT is exactly how I heard it, too! Heh, I thought it was just me.
Interesting how the voice-over for Lehrer just seems to fit.
If debates were like this i would start voting again
If I get high, will this be funny?
If you get high everything can be funny. If you don't believe that, get high, get some chocolate ice cream and then throw on 2 girls 1 cup.
The original was better. Two guys competing to become captain of the Titanic after it had hit the iceberg...now that was entertaining!
People actually watch this shit ? (I'm talking about the original 'debate')
I like the Wiz!