IMF Press Conference Live Webcast - Featuring Christine 'Forget-Me-Not' Lagarde

Tyler Durden's picture

Starting shortly will be the initial press-conference of the Tokyo IMF meetings. We hope Ms. Lagarde has her pre-requisite reading done, is tanned appropriately, and has the teleprompter turned to autocue... live webcast below

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The Alarmist's picture

Tanned, rested and ready ... Christine for the next leader of the free (or paid for by someone else) world.

Eireann go Brach's picture

Cue our favorite Irishman..Lagarde qualifies under the "Wankin fuckin bankers" clause because we all know she has a little twinkie between her legs!

Fuck Off


Paddy fuckin O"shea


Manthong's picture

"I am here with my huge black hole to collect an enormous amount of credit money"

smlbizman's picture

man...this years homegrown is off the hook...this catchers mitt was just talikng to me...

Jendrzejczyk's picture

Just guessing here, your small business is an indoor "farm".

Jendrzejczyk's picture

....and your wife tans hides for baseball gloves in the basement.

Msssssssssssssss. Lagarde's hide would make a great mitt. Perfect color, right?

samcontrol's picture

I thought it was the pale BB.

rtalcott's picture

She expects "action" after saying how hard they had to work to organize this meeting since they only had 1 year notice instead of the usual 3....fucking amazing...fucking useless...I give up.

bank guy in Brussels's picture

Likely no one will dare ask Mme Christine Lagarde about the two Greek suicides connected with the 'Lagarde List' -

Lagarde's list of thousands of European tax evaders who did not disclose their Swiss bank holdings as usually required to do so - List still mostly secret -

And now figures associated with former Greek government ministries, and the Lagarde List, are being found dead

Ex-interior minister of Greece Leonidas Tzanis 'hangs himself' -

Vlassis Kambouroglou now dead too, also in connection with Lagarde's List -

Background: 'Christine Lagarde, Evangelos Venizelos,Troika austerity aims, and German corruption'

MsCreant's picture

They need to cite sources for this stuff. I am interested but that is one hell of a lot of googling to fact check. Looks like a spy novel.

Scalaris's picture


(pour la plèbe)


- Hon. Mrs. Christine Madeleine Odette Lagarde

morpheus000's picture

no doubt the list is loaded as per those they want off the scene fuck these bastards

morpheus000's picture

the banksters  are now eating their own

ziggy59's picture

LaGarde could truly rescue the EU if she just bottled, marketed and sold her tanning secret lotion

CPL's picture

Call it Pitchers Mitt.

Insideher Trading's picture

I'd orally rape her.

But I would not let her orally rape me.


ziggy59's picture

Theres not nearly enuf booze in my bar to even reread that comment

nmewn's picture

Well whats ole Leather Face up to tonight?

Jendrzejczyk's picture

That is a rude and spurious slander upon one of the grand leaders of the free world.


Carry on.

erg's picture

lol Nature hates a void. Where's MDB?

Joebloinvestor's picture




markar's picture

So the ESM is the good news. Spain, Italy et al contributing billions of Euros to bail out Spain, Italy et al.


Lagarde-- the world's first transnational transsexual.

Surrealist's picture



C. Lagarde, 2012

blindman's picture

consume, overall advice, if you have previously
refrained. thanks c.l., what a tip.!!
that should fix it
no more stars

ken's picture

No one there is listening, trust me.


news printer's picture

yea yea yea

suck sses story

news printer's picture

he says: Yes we can, thats why we came to work to bank to fight poverty ....

he truly believes what he's  sayin

thats even worse then bad

surfsup's picture

Cover up the un earned gain (interest) -- r a c k e t  by the PR of "caring..."   Yeah. Right.     


"Climate Change..." Ah the talking points... 


Fear breeds loans no?   


R A C K E T 
R A C K E T                                               Food prices rising from Climate Change?!?!?!?!       PR horseshit . . .   

tom a taxpayer's picture

Christine Lagarde and Angelo Mozilo may have shared the same tanning salon. Let's never forget that predatory prick.

yogibear's picture

Christine Lagarde is the IMF financial whore. Put a bag over her head

THE DORK OF CORK's picture

What do you mean irish reporters ?

What is so legendary about Irish reporters ?

Anyway - Have we not gained by being a central pillar of the shadow bank system since 1987.

Its all good yes ?


toady's picture

Annoying orange

THE DORK OF CORK's picture

"Globalisation at the crossroads."

Incest is best.

lets not have that archaic national currency thingy.

That was for those King people ........nasty lot them - us bankers are far more nice ----share your credit with us and we will share our credit with you.

lynnybee's picture

it's us or them.    i pick us all.   rotten to the core banks.

lynnybee's picture

" gold is money, everything else is credit. "  jpmorgan

morpheus000's picture

they need whipping boys and scapegoats these crooks are in every country highly organised and they feed on their own offspring and tadpoles and the biggest crooks is where the most money is at the centre nevermind these bullshit lists of a Ms.Laguardia Airport

TWSceptic's picture

If these are the people that are supposed to save the economy then we're all royally screwed.

morpheus000's picture

more like trying to save their own butts now

CrabGrassKila's picture

Free Archery Lessons.......    To be Continued..........

morpheus000's picture

wow for the IMF or any of these guys to be circulating corruption lists is so laughable if not sad but the sadder ones are the people who believe this shit show